Why is the story so reatarded?

Lucas Lewis
Lucas Lewis

Why is the story so reatarded?

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Kayden Gomez
Kayden Gomez

Etna is a miracle of the universe

Owen Edwards
Owen Edwards

Doesn't matter, I wanna fuck every character in that image.

Ian Ortiz
Ian Ortiz

Look at that character design. Be honest OP, did you really expect a great story in a game with this?

Luke Turner
Luke Turner

Why does Etna have such a bad case of boy chest?

Luke James
Luke James

the first game had one you fag.

Benjamin Clark
Benjamin Clark

Laharl's redesign was a mistake. The skinny pants and fingerless gloves just don't look as the shorts and golden bangles.

Michael Davis
Michael Davis

Unironically wanting to fuck anyone in that image but Flonne or Laharl

Samuel Hill
Samuel Hill

fingerless gloves are retarded in general.

James Mitchell
James Mitchell

chest size = brain size

Evan Ross
Evan Ross

I want to fuck Laharl and Etna at the same time. No shame. Just lust.

Anthony Walker
Anthony Walker

nuh uh, I'm wearing mine right now. They're tight (slang for cool)

Juan Evans
Juan Evans

your ass is tight too i guess

Jonathan Bell
Jonathan Bell

laharl and etna
not laharl and sicily

Jordan Brown
Jordan Brown

It's a disgaea game after the first one, why would the story not be retarded?

It's not like they couldn't make compelling stuff, since the non disgaea SRPGS they put out all tend to be pretty good, disgaea just got a bit too big for its own good and thus had to play it safer

Henry Morales
Henry Morales

yeah, but 4 and d2 were plain bad tho, at least in story.

Charles Ward
Charles Ward

Because it isn't pic related

Logan Reed
Logan Reed

All of the new characters introduced were terrible, with pic related being the worst. The characters that did return regressed from their first appearance.

Ayden Phillips
Ayden Phillips

SARDINES!!!

Levi Rivera
Levi Rivera

I want to say because it wasn't written by Sohei Niikawa (because it wasn't) but D5 had an awful story as well and he wrote it, so I don't know what to tell you.
At least the D1 remake will sweep DD2 under the rug.

Lincoln Scott
Lincoln Scott

B-But..

Thomas Hall
Thomas Hall

let's hope so.

Benjamin Butler
Benjamin Butler

female laharl is literally the most retarded thing ever.

Juan Anderson
Juan Anderson

playing shoota crap

Hunter Hill
Hunter Hill

are you ok user?

Charles King
Charles King

D1 remake
???

Andrew Flores
Andrew Flores

Because new writer is shit.
The original writer just asked for the female laharl segment, and it happens to be the best of the game.

Nicholas Kelly
Nicholas Kelly

no. pic related.
Who makes a GIRL look like a boy?

Lincoln Cox
Lincoln Cox

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Asher Wright
Asher Wright

MK had a shit story, but was genuinely laugh out loud and Zetta's is such a BADASS FREAKING OVERLORD! XD

Nicholas Watson
Nicholas Watson

what is google
But I love Disgaea, so I'll spoonfeed, open wide!
siliconera.com/2018/01/18/disgaea-hour-darkness-getting-hd-remake-15th-anniversary/

Joseph Perez
Joseph Perez

Makai kingdom is the definition of LOL meme.

Samuel Butler
Samuel Butler

is that a fucking gamecube controller?

Levi Martin
Levi Martin

2 was a shitty secuel in general, but not as bad as d2.

Owen Nelson
Owen Nelson

That chapter wind up being the worst in the game, it wasn't even resolved correctly like some of the others. It just fixed itself.
He's awful, should have not been a thing.

Austin Richardson
Austin Richardson

Soul Nomad hd remake when?

Ryan Bell
Ryan Bell

I guess. Well it still happened and I didn't mind

Jaxson Campbell
Jaxson Campbell

That's lame, man. I don't want ports or remakes, I want remasters. Give Clerics/the male equivalent, the ability to get EXP from healing. Let me turn off animations for attacks. Those are the two biggest things I want when starting a new game of Disgaea, Disgaea 2 gave us both, why the fuck are we 7 games later and Disgaea 1 hasn't retroactively added them

Thomas Robinson
Thomas Robinson

never ever, it's a shit game

Levi King
Levi King

I thought the twist at the end that zetta was actually full of shit and it was salome who is the strongest overlord that was transferring her power was pretty cool

Colton Howard
Colton Howard

Unironically she is the best part of D2

Nathan Nguyen
Nathan Nguyen

soul nomad will never get any kind of re-release because that game is way too fucked up and it clashes too much with the general image NIS puts forth in their games

the best you're getting is that lazy port of the PS2 version on ps3

Jaxon Howard
Jaxon Howard

sure, but that's literally the only thing that happens in that game the res is meems

Luis Roberts
Luis Roberts

Makai Wars teased for years
Finally becomes a real game
It's a mobage
I feel really sad for Asagi because NISA never localizes mobile stuff so her game will only be in Japan

Noah Reed
Noah Reed

the worst thing is that im a spic and can't even play the fukcing game

Andrew White
Andrew White

Girl Laharl is the best thing ever, they should just retcon the guy version out of existence.

Lincoln Carter
Lincoln Carter

Does it have to do with your phone model? Cause you should be able to get the game either from an apk or using a VPN to go into Google Play and grab it that way

Ethan Hill
Ethan Hill

Have you not played a Disgaea 1 port? D1PC lets you turn of animations. There's no exp from healing but a healer can learn magic easily and Star was broken in D1.

Josiah Long
Josiah Long

It does a good job of making him look older, since he'd need another seven hundred years to show age the old-fashioned way. I like both designs, though.

Jace Ramirez
Jace Ramirez

and here people, we have an actually retarded person

Dylan Richardson
Dylan Richardson

I tried using a VPN but it didn't work, not that I care that much about a gatcha game.

Adrian Collins
Adrian Collins

Disgaea on PC? I don't believe it. going to go to yahoo it now

Benjamin Lopez
Benjamin Lopez

There were some great moments, and I still appreciate the game not treating you like an idiot and expecting you to figure out some of the plot twists for yourself. But half of the story didn't really need to be there, and some of the characters were a real pain in the ass to tolerate. Even Etna. I'm still pissed at how badly D2 ruined her personality.

Nathan Reyes
Nathan Reyes

I very highly doubt that the Disgaea 1 remake will change all that much more than a remaster would. I'm kinda just expecting it to be Disgaea 5 with a re-skin.

Aiden Cox
Aiden Cox

just use qooapp

Hudson Miller
Hudson Miller

mfw really like Asagi and have been excited to play a proper Makai Wars game for years
I guess at least I won't have to see Asagi whore herself out even more than usual since it's JP only.

Ethan Rogers
Ethan Rogers

Disgaea 1 and 2 are both on steam.
Too bad you missed the sale.

Cooper Myers
Cooper Myers

*blocks your grindan*

Hunter Sanders
Hunter Sanders

D2 or DD2?

Justin Rodriguez
Justin Rodriguez

Disgaea 2. With Adell. And Etna never shutting the fuck up about her levels or pudding.

Julian Perry
Julian Perry

The best thing about la pucelle is that you have to recruit him lots of times in order to grind

Ethan Long
Ethan Long

I dunno about the plot twist, La pucelle did it in the exact same way but better

Brody Nelson
Brody Nelson

I mean it hasn't been too bad for me. The tutorial roll is inifinitely rerollable from within the game for one, and there's no mechanics that force you to get dupes of characters. 3* is the highest rollable rarity and has a rate of 8%, everyone can become 5* through a really simple system compared to most mobages too.
Personally what I decided to do is make Asagi 5* as quick as I can, she's getting close I just need to make her hit level 80 and pay the HL needed for the ascension

Xavier Mitchell
Xavier Mitchell

had to spoonfeed the D1 remake
have to spoonfeed D1PC
had to spoonfeed Makai Wars even existing a few threads ago
Do Disgaea fans make any effort to keep up with this series?

Robert Collins
Robert Collins

Disgaea 5's production was such a mess that I think everyone just kind of assumed that that would be it for the series and stopped paying attention to it.

Ryder Baker
Ryder Baker

I guess that doesn't sound too bad but fuck man I really wanted a "real" Makai Wars game, especially now that they've shown the original Asagi in D5. Is the Asagi in the mobage another clone too?

Evan Scott
Evan Scott

original
pretty sure since it's a prequel sh isn't crazy yet

Lincoln Hughes
Lincoln Hughes

As far as I know it's the original Asagi, maybe her being a clone would be a lategame plot twist but I don't read moon so I wouldn't know either way

Aaron Clark
Aaron Clark

I stopped at 4

Luis Turner
Luis Turner

Disgaea 5 takes place thousands of years before the rest of the series, and Asagi is a normal human. She's fucking dead.

Mason Hill
Mason Hill

Why are gacha games so tempting? Have you ever caved in and spent money?

Owen Ward
Owen Ward

they are made that way

Eli Gonzalez
Eli Gonzalez

Woops i was trying to make a thread

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