Mininal arch setup, terminal based, tiling wm

>mininal arch setup, terminal based, tiling wm
>normalfag friend ask if he can use your computer

how to deal with this situation, Cred Forums?

just say yes and watch him squirm to figure out how to do anything.

>arch
>friend

let him try

You don't have any friends. You know it. I know it. Everyone here knows it. Now stop the charade, and post a screen of your set-up.

It has happened to me several times. They usually just want to use a browser so I open chrome and let them use it

>having chrome installed

same

tfw running a minimal UI vimperator

what if he press a wrong hotkey and mess with your fan speed or something

but I use qutebrowser
and my firefox has umatrix/noscript installed

unless you got your fan speed on like "t" that isn't gonna happen. most normies (because clearly you know none) are gonna ask questions the moment the don't see a taskbar.

>implying you have friends

"Good luck."

>switch to tty3
>hand it over

>friends see your anime wallpaper and pink-ish color scheme

same, but with chromium

>"chromium? you never heard of that? It's what NASA uses!"
>"oh user wow you're so smart using NASA software and having this weird high-tech computer setup"

:^)

no one on here has that many friends

Open Virtualbox for him

>using the smiley with a carat nose

>checked
>not using the smiley with a carat nose

Switch to a new X session with a guest account that has XFCE or something.

I do

I also have a blank keyboard, so they don't even get that far.

>"sure one sec bud"
>reboot into windows

Gayest thread

Open web browser. That is what normalfags mean with using your computer.

>web browser uses vi key bindings
checkmate normie

>launch windows VM
Here you go man
Also 4/5 friends that I actually let into my house all use tiling managers themselves

>user how to go to google
>user why can't I browse facebook
>user how to close this tab

>implying normies don't have smaetphones

>not having a secondary with only adblock profile on his browser
checkmate slightly above average user

>using arch
>terminal based
>tiling vm
>using vim bindings on browser


You don't have any friends. I bet even your mother doesn't love you.

this

>come to friend's house and ask for his computer
>it's windows 10
>with chrome
>without adblock/noscript and cookies on

I set my keyboard layout to qwertz with a shortcut, open firefox/libreoffice/whatever they want for them and let them go on.

>2016
>doesnt use qutebrowser

kek

What a pathetic ass thread.

This is proof no one else in this thread is a sysadmin.

OP, you simply create a non-privileged account for your friend, so he doesn't screw up any of your settings. When he finally realizes how useless your computer/OS is and quits, just delete his useless fucking account.

How can people like idols? They're all sluts

In the age of multi user operating systems, you have no excuse for not knowing how to lock your session and start a guest session.

Why would you have a separate profile on your own personal computer? Does this happen regularly?