I found an exploit in Ubuntu to take control of the entire disk partitions, so basically any Linux distro really...

I found an exploit in Ubuntu to take control of the entire disk partitions, so basically any Linux distro really. I also found a vulnerability in the newest OSX.

Wut do

Patch it

hack bill gates

No you didn't you cunt.

Just because I showed you my bug report that I did for the bug bounty program does not mean you found it you fucking cunt.

Finds bug, calls it an exploit.

"Take control"
>Control of a partition

This is fucking retarded shit.
>$10 to kill this retard

same thing you do when you find a way to extract encryption keys from systemd during start up. absolutely nothing.

Kys

When you hack the government but think you opened your favorite anime show using vlc.
>Dat 60fps hacking

Take control of a partition... You mean you could reformat partitions using gparted.

Taking control of a partition is like stealing someones car that was left in the middle of no where with no petrol.

Useless and retarded to say.

sudo apt-get install system32
sudo rm system32

user how many hacks per second you do?

I am currently at 120 hacks per second.
Soon I will be at 240 hacks per second.

>what is a bug
>what is an exploit
>what is taking control

why are you hacking at 120 hacks per second if the human eye can only see 24 hacks per second?

You expect OP to be at all smart...
Let me fix it

apt-get install system
>Permission denied

Sudo apt-get install system
>No system found

Googles answers
>Denies ever googling answers
>Goes onto Cred Forums to say he hacks
>Cannot use simple man lookups
>Controls all the partitions in the world using the fastFoodHackingMethod

OP calls his hack the fat cunt virus.

is this with or without g-sync? free sync?

All Linux distros are vulnerable to this. It's not safe at all.

Don't make me hack your electricity
and take guys you offline

sorry I don't know what kind of sync the human eye uses

Turning on your PC without networking enables means the virus will spread via wall socket.

You will be sure to have a call from indian to explain to you how your computer has been hacking

Don't forget to install sys-key to help them fix the issue :)

Hey guys, not gonna lie, Microsoft here with an ad post. Have you considered buying the new Lumia 950? 20 MP camera, QHD screen, come on, we're dying over here. You can hack Unbuntu onto or something just buy one already.

I once installed anything other then Windows. I opened the terminal Virus and my mum said I had been hacked.

I made sure to format and install Windows as quick as I could.

The windows firewall always scans files for me.
Without norton I would not be able to game in quiet mode.

Hackers always tries programming voice options for nortons.

This is true.
I brought a Lumia and before I knew it, Ubuntu was hacking everything I looked at.

Some kid online told me I was gay. My phone made sure he was not breathing anymore.

Thanks Microsoft :)

I was exploited XP two weeks ago.
I best be sure to report the exploit to Microsoft so they can patch it ASAP.

No problem. Windows 10 supports all your Unbuntu needs with Bash for Windows

I use Ubuntu as a power user.
I install all of my programs using .deb files.

What is Bash though?
Is this something Microsoft developed? my friend said he hacked some guy using gparted command yesterday, can bash do this too?

its a tyler turdon situation.

Unbuntu features a Command Prompt style mark-up language called bash, similar to Windows "Batch". It allows you to hack more easily

10 posters? Really? You're that bored?

...

>find some sob you want to hack
>go to his house with a gun
>hands up mother fucker im going to take control of your entire disk partitions
>proceed to disassemble his computer and take out his storage disks
>???
>make a thread on easter-islandish turkish oil wrestling board
>profit