/csg/ Chink Shit General - No one else would do it edition

Yes, we know everything already is from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon

>Discord channel
discord.gg/6WehyUv

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>News
user gets a bunch of earphones with no pic and reviews them user posts the secret to 1 cent deals on Ali user gets NES30 PRO and xtander user posts pics of his stands Anons are getting their 1 cent orders canceled user has a case user has chink cable , another user says its crap user gets chinky flute and makes a ringtone user wants to get free samples Previous:

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First for
>WE HAD A VOTE

fuck off stinky chinky

Chinks don't care what gweilos say

What are you waiting on today son?

You dad... I thought you were just buying cigarettes.

Also, some velour pads

>user wants to get free samples →

>no one replied

this was the only worthwhile post in the entire thread

I just copy and paste everything above news. No sense in fighting it here.

傻老外,民主是当他的妻子骑黑人戴绿帽子做什么

I don't think they will send you free stuff. Maybe dirt cheap but not free

RC Quadcopter/Boat/Car (yep, all of them, and all fairly pleb models).

KingDian SSD to make computer functional again.

Fuck off Lithu

same. Ryan shipped them today
He ships fast and even during the summit so I think hes one of you faggots

vaginal smegma remover

This fucking shit is going on for months now.

Get over it, it is what it says in the OP.

>ships fast
I meant his deliveries come fast, like in only a week.

Are you regretting getting a flat cable yet?

Shop link pl0x

aliexpress.com/store/606703?

It's literally Ryan's store

Xie Xie

Damn flash sales got me :(

rip taco posters

usually you only have to pay shipping if you seem legit. Its normal in business to send a sample for quality assurance. Even arcades wont but a machine until the shop owner sees it himself at an expo or takes a plane ride to check it out

Is it bad that I get my chinkshit from Amazon? I picked up a Cherry MX clone keyboard there for $40. Thinking about getting a cheap wireless mouse for my laptop too.

>pic related.

kek

How does one handle shipping with Alibaba anyway?

been doing that too, also ebay.

way faster to my mailbox, and often not much more expensive, maybe even less so by trolling deal forums.

Shipping works based on offer or mutual agreement and can be all of the common ones:

service.alibaba.com/buyer/faq_detail/14374398.htm

So what's the deal with ali's identity verification.
I'm not about to give them scanned documents over $5 of chink shit.
What do other anons do?

WHAT IS THE DAMN DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SHARK AND MONKEY~~~~~

btw there is a sale on sharks here:
gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_337822.html

The difference is monkey a shit.

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We live in a real country.

>amazon
GET THE FUCK OUT YOUR NORMIE FUCKS

I thought that said BadDragon.

one jumps, the other bites

too bad it's mostly only pads for terrible headphones.

>paying for the same chink shit plus added 2 weeks+ shipping

I'm a fucking burger you faggot

see

Bought a cool football jersey about a week ago. Seller keeps getting taken down though cause of reasons. Got a really cool one last year too! Had minor defects but overall very sharp.

>you will never see merkel get gassed like the sneaky kike she is

Must be a fake lardass then cause I didn't have to prove I was a real burger.

I got my waifu. The LED just cycles through a few colors and two patterns of fading between colors and flashing between colors. It’s okay I guess.

I think the way that is worded is great justification as to why a sample would be needed. Unless they want to see proof of employment or something..

I'm guessing most of your neighbours are white or Asian.

>rem
SHIT TIER, HONKY

LINK

Rem is best girl

Ok, I got something about wifes riding black cock. My Chinese is not as bad as I thought.

Rem is
LITERALLY
ITERALLYL
TERALLYLI
ERALLYLIT
RALLYLITE
ALLYLITER
LLYLITERA
LYLITERAL
YLITERALL
a cuck, and only omegas like cucks

aliexpress.com/item/Best-Girl/32686774799.html

OK, so I am liking this James Donkey 007. It's fancy as fuck and I'll be retiring the Zowie.

>Not even custom girls

You're waifu a shit

Where can i buy the Pepsi smartphone, i cant find a website selling it now.

which sites sell teas and Chinese herbal medicines?

so far aliexpress, alibaba and ebay seem to be the only sites to sell these, everywhere else being tech.

kimovil.com/to/WR8WL7

>I wasted time making this image
>Now I have to post it in every thread

You see Doctor grandpa Huang for good medicine.

yunnansourcing.com/
chinalifeweb.com/

the mi band wasn't any cheaper. They just marked up the original price and sold it at the same

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Yeah. I'd rather pay a little extra for shit than have to deal with customs and international shipping. I'd only consider using AliExpress if they ever had something I really wanted but it wasn't available from any US retailer.
Peepee poopoo

I just post it every time the argument comes up. Unfortunately, it often does.

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which should I buy?

Mao

>James Donkey 007
Kek. I read about it on the wiki last week and I still can't get over that damn brand name.

link plz

ty I love the big pockets I was leaning towards that anyway

Any good chink phones that work with Verizon?

Not gonna lie, I kind of want a Mao suit.

I was joking with the 2nd and 3rd but the Mao jacket is genuinely fashionable. Just wish I was confident enough to buy it but I don't want to come across as an autist so best not risk it.

How long does the untracked shipping from BangGood usually take

Waiting for a phone case

a month or so

My fellow maoists

ALIEXPRESS CRASHED AND MY QC USB CHARGER ORDER GOT CLOSED BUT IT WAS PAYED FOR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Life is a pretty dope boardgame famalam.

how big is it

>identifies as Maoist
>dresses like a Trot
>is a parasite

DEGENERATES

That guy is still alive?
Cool, should be here in the next few days

/CSG/, what is a good, cheap SSD for use in my HTPC/home media server? thinking 128gb but I could go lower since only the OS and media programs will be on it. priorities being reliability.

I checked in the wiki but there is no SSD info under the computer parts list.

m8 if you only want 128Gb you might as well use a Zsun as your poverty server.

Support for a man and his idealism who murdered roughly 50 million of his own people.

Retard SJW too I bet.

Chinese lives don't matter, though. They literally hold no value.

10,000 chinks could die tomorrow and it wouldn't affect any of us one bit.

our shit will ship slower

Affects me more than 9/11 did if my shit gets delayed

No, 10,000 other chinks will suddenly have a new bike.

>OK, so I am liking this James Donkey 007. It's fancy as fuck and I'll be retiring the Zowie.
>fucking $80

jesus christ what justifies that price? the modular fingerprint magnet sides? that's not really a new thing. the only advantage I can see is removing the back entirely might make it small enough to be a g9x successor, but then I can already buy a xornet II which is pretty much perfect for $30.

>redragon keyboard
>chink shit
I don't know about that, they even use kalih switches which are top-end non-cherry switches

>$80

it needs to connect to a shitload of hard drives, plus it needs enough power to use placebo video player settings. so a mini-pc is kind of useless. it's barely a server as most would think of it, I just need it to be able to host all my anime and shit so I can access it from other devices. I have more than enough parts laying around to just throw together a PC so I don't see the point in buying a mini router thing, though that would be useful for wireless distribution. I just want the ssd so when I use it with my tv it feels snappier.

m8 you can get them for $50 off Amazon. I paid $31 and it is very, very nice.

My beloved niggas.

I got a 48V Phantom Power to power my Meme-800 the problem is that shit still doesn't sounds loud at all. hell it almost sounds like when no Phantom Power is connected to it.

Do I need to do something else? I mean I got it working going into the windows sound settings and adding 30dB to the mic, but wasn't the Phantom Power alone supposed to be enough to make the Meme-800 usable? or adding the 30dB is a must that one one seems to bother to mention when talking about this microhone + phantom power?

If I had the 30dB with no Phantom Power the sound is still way too fucking loud, and the 30dB trick only works when the Phantom Power is on.

It's a condenser mic, it's supposed to be right up in your face.

ok maybe the prices im seeing are just inflated. still, even at that price it's no more a deal than a bunch of "non-chink" mice. also still to big for me, though that's true for 99% of mice so w/e.

>80 dollars
Where are you, Australia?
There like 50 tops


The 10 dollar cheapo one they do is pretty good as well

Bro, every 007 on Ali is $80 USD.

We're not all manlets user. It's accurate, comfy and incredibly well built.

I also have the cheapo, there is no comparison.

We did but racist degenerates from pol took over this fine community.

where is vicky's new shop

And a ching chong nip nong to you too young lady.

I claw/fingertip, it has nothing to do with hand size, its finger length if anything. long mice, especially in the back, can make moving the cursor downwards impossible.

The cheapo is pretty good though for the price
It feels like shit, the DPI isn't retarded, and the polling rate isn't bad

amazon.com/007-8200-Ergonomic-Detachable-Configurations/dp/B019IBTYJO/ref=pd_lpo_236_tr_t_3?ie=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=KS5A1J6HDRQF41947ZR9

Exact same model, different name, $55

It's OK user, nothing to be ashamed of, you can't help it.

*Doesn't feel like shit

>amazon
nigger

I know, I can't help being superior ;^)

>A HUE HUE
>It isn't chink shit if you don't wait three months for it to arrive from its warehouse in formerwasteprocessingareano.12

Its chinese
Its cheap
Its got a retarded name
Its impossible to buy from any retail outlet in the US

Its chinkshit

nigger

gaga.aliexpress.com/275676031-32708003822-detail.html?spm=a2g02.8188948.0.30.DcBKvM

a few left

My shark arrived at last! in the process of testing it right now

Spoiler alert.

Kek mirrin that Mao jacket

This is hilarious, you can grab a 64gb samsung card for $25.

and you can get a 64gb chink one for basically half that price

>no monkey
trash it

My beloved niggas.

I got a 48V Phantom Power to power my Meme-800 the problem is that shit still doesn't sounds loud at all. hell it almost sounds like when no Phantom Power is connected to it.

Do I need to do something else? I mean I got it working going into the windows sound settings and adding 30dB to the mic, but wasn't the Phantom Power alone supposed to be enough to make the Meme-800 usable? or adding the 30dB is a must that one one seems to bother to mention when talking about this microhone + phantom power?

If I had the 30dB with no Phantom Power the sound is still way too fucking LOW, and the 30dB trick only works when the Phantom Power is on.

I know but without the 30dB from windows settings, shit is quiet as fuck even when talking right on top of it.

>buying gookshit
end thyself

The key difference being the samsung one works.
Its all made in china my friend.

really makes one ponder, would 20000 stop my chink shit from coming on time?

dont you have some piss to drink?

you just explained it in your own post. it's all chinkshit. mixza works just as well as samsung as long as you know the speed ratings and shit for each card.

My H101 finally made it into the country

I guess it's time to order some more chink shit so I'll receive it while waiting for more chink shit

>works just as well
see

how far are you from the mic? the sweetspot for those kinds of mics is very small, they pretty much have to be a few inches from your face.

i will use it in my mp3 player ;)

please don't rely on shitskins for your memes user

How is a product being consistently faulty a meme? I mean if paying $10 for a 8gb sd card is your thing fine but dont pretend you cant get a 32gb one that works for the same price.

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CHEAP CHINSKHIT 0.01 WATCH

Any passable & cheap multitools & flashlights?

Hi pissphone

what is this gaga thing?

Deal is over.

What the hell are you even rambling about?

looks like an affiliate link

piss phone* sorry

>Deal is over
Well it was too big for me anyway.

I still dont see a coherent argument.

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About 25cm.

The problem is that my old version Somake 7.1 is WAY louder than the Phantom Power and I can talk to the mic from 50cm away with 50% gain when plugged to the Somake, but I need to be like 5cm away from the mic when plugged into the Phantom Power to get about the same sound level.

Order Closed.

Anyone else?

gotta go fast, otherwise rus and chinks will outchink you.

The order was closed instantly after I ordered them.

For sale
aliexpress coins
never used

the superdeal on the page that shows the quantity is delayed a bit. Open up a different browser to see the latest 0.01 deals (without signing in) and check every 23 minutes.

Convoy S2+

ooga booga where are the yellow women at

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You'll have to pay a fuckton for shipping though, even if the sample is free. Depending on how much they send, it might just be cheaper to buy it on Aliexpress.

>pretending to be meme'd so you can continue memeing

why?

maybe you're not getting enough power? be sure the ac adapter you're using is the right one. and maybe do further electrical testing if you have the gear for it. otherwise I can't think what is wrong. I very much doubt it's software related but surely you have another machine you can test it on?

I consider it chinkshit cause it's inexpensive and made in China. It doesn't have to be a shoddy knockoff.

How does the cheapo James Donkey mouse compare to logitech gaymen mice in quality? I have a G500 that I want to replace soon.

Are there any other good chinkshit mice that aren't as expensive as the 007?

There's some good non-chinkshit mice for

where is vicky lee's new store
pls respond

aliexpress.com/item/Women-Hollow-Out-Camis-Translucent-Underwear-Sheer-Lace-Frenum-Strap-Lingerie-Bra-Tops-2154/32644892219.html

>check out the reviews
>click those with photos only
>russian titties everywhere

DPI switch and at least 2, preferably 3, side buttons. An infinite scroll would be nice, but Im not sure if non-Logitech mice have those. Other than that, I'm just looking for good build quality and a good sensor.

Don't make me open a dispute

~$58 usd could get you a SteelSeries Sensei. That one has all the features you listed and it isn't a no name Engrish chink brand.

Why not a G502? last time I checked it was like $40 USD (In Mexico stores)

Don't make me lick your mothers balls, boio

I miss the old days when the review section was full of naked slavettes, but then chinese demoncrazy happened and Ali deleted all the naked pics.

please close dispute so we can resolve problem

Anyone's timer like this?

yep
also orders getting instantly closed

Bought a set of magnetic shoe laces.
I dunno, what to expect.. I hope they are strong neodymium magnets or this was a incredible waste of $5.

>cheap chinkshit arrives
>happy
>realize my in-country order of normal shit is late
>mad
Why do I get mad over one day late but not give a shit about month-long shipping times?

oh yea so hot

Romanian guy who paid $40 for "expedited shipping" here.

I ordered my tablet on Sept 8th.

Tracking still says "Departure from export hub".

Never been chinked so hard in my life. Banggood by the way.

So allegedly I'm getting the snail w3d game console phone tomorrow in the mail via DHL but I have to like sit at home all day and remote into work from there to wait, I fucking hate how "by end of day" means "you're fucked and stuck home bitch"

I'll do a mini review when it arrives if anyone gives a shit or not

>paid $40 for "expedited shipping"

>chink shit sitting in customs
>for 3 weeks
what the fuck is this shit

>be in Taiwan
>order from those cocksucker mainland China
>4 weeks to deliver
>be in USA order some shit from same company
>3 day delivery across the world
>all of my wtf depleted

I know that feel
>0.77 weeb keychain was ordered 1 month and a half ago
>Still not out of chink customs

mines stuck in american customs, about a days travel from me

...

Same desu

Do you guys recommend to add cc details for faster purchases?

YES
One 1c shit already shipped, one more to go!

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There's a gold shark opener

where

[spoiler]In your ass[/spoiler]

spoilers don't work here fuckass

I need a new phone, lads. I was really looking to get one of those nokia feature phones like the nokia 222 or 230 since they look nice, but I can't find one that works in burgerland on t-mobile. Any alternatives that aren't shit? Kinda wanna get away from smartphones since I don't play games or download apps on them. Just need something that's good for calling and texting.

Just go to the local supermarket/dept store and get one for $15?

1 cent bells

aliexpress.com/item/bell-Christmas-bell-frosted-double-color-lacquer-little-bells-DIY-cartoon-accessories-toys-accessories/32733750204.html

Ikr.. Stupid racist niggers

>try to order 100
>Purchases are limited to 1 piece

Nigga what

how come the chinese aren't selling a clone of the RPI Zero, as cheap as the Zero itself?

Any funny dispute greentext?

I have no idea what you're talking about, but I've seen the Kingdian brand thrown around when SSDs get mentioned. There's apparently a bad model and a good model. As to which, I don't know.

SSDs are cheap enough here that I don't buy them from chinks.

Because it's an useless piece of shit

I assume they just shipped two of these Marisa plush, chink'd.

>use 20% discount coupon that was about to expire
>saved maybe 1.50 €
>it goes to backorder for me for some reason
>2 emails are sent telling me it's out of stock
>check the item page
>everything is in stock, people continue buying it, I can buy aswell
>they refuse to ship it anyway

The fuck is the deal with these people?

>because chinese only sell useful shit

>gay beast
LMAOING @ LIFE

Am I correct in thinking the Redmi Note 3 Pro Prime (3GB) is the go-to Xiaomeme if I want both performance and custom ROMs? They're having a sale on Ali and I'm tempted to buy one.

wat

>Closed
>Closed
>Closed
>Closed
Fuck man

just get a $10 orange pi, way better processor, regular hdmi, ethernet. RPI zero isnt even that cheap when all the sites selling it have $4-6 shipping

Or go to microcenter. 99¢ zeros right now

my first orders

how long on average does it take to send to Australia?

15-20 days

Bought a 2M USB led strip to rice my shit out. Too bad they canceled my $2 coupon from the superdeals. Sorry for taco lenguage.

RREEEEE
DIEEEGO

Zero is pretty fuckin small though. Good for making little handhelds.

can your light turn off forever, my always light up after the pc resets or its turned off. Apart for that i like mine.

open a dispute if the shipping promised to be there in x days.

Is it worth buying a 16gb Mi Max?

I only want it for manga because my workplace doesn't allow us to bring in tablets or other "Personal Entertainment Devices". There's lots of downtime and they don't care what we do on our phones but you can't bring in other devices.

Don't intend to use it as my daily driver and I would prefer to spend less because I already have a tablet.

1c is overpriced for that bell tho. There was 100 for less than a dolar posted before.

probably realised that they were selling to you for a lose so they just cancel your order.

So I just discovered the photo reviews section on AX. It's basically a 3rd world instagram which is crazy for a chink shit marketplace app to turn into.

the $10 orange pi ends up costing at least $13, and while the orange pi has a much better CPU, I don't really *need* a CPU powerful (although it's a nice thing). I need something with an ARM CPU, lots of RAM, storage+USB+network support. I don't even need the GPU...

>microcenter
I don't live in the US, which is why I'm talking about the chinese...
getting a RPi zero for $1 would be really awesome, though

Upvoted XDDD !

pls dont be gay

>RPi zero for $1
How?

Superdeals aren't working for me anymore lads.
Everything gets closed immediately.

create new account?

How would you go about making a little handheld anyway? Like choosing a good screen and battery shit then connecting them and all. I don't know a single thing about this sorta shit but I really wanna build something.

look at the people on youtube who do it

by paying attention to what you read

It's working for you mate?

should be okay cpu wise, just kinda worried about the ram, my 3gb ram mi max has 800MB free atm running stock miui.

chinese botnet needs lotsa ram apparently

its working for me, did you try to use the 2$ coupon when you were not a new customer ?

oh okay, but i live in thailand.

New account seems to work mate, thanks. This one's not closed yet.

anyone remember that site that you could get a custom mouse pad for a dollar?
I got a judge dredd mouse pad about a year ago and forgot completely about that site.
Pretty damn good quality.

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fucking system thinks this is a spam

filter system is awful on here, among other outdated things.
Thanks, I'll have to make another order soon or a couple.

Do you get mad thai boipussy?

no

>no
faggot

What the fuck are you waiting for?

its so easy to get the 3 1c deals in the morning I love it

Dial Diameter:47.00 mm WTF what kind of had do you need for that.

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Has anyone ordered through Dresslily? Ordering PIC related because it looks comfy as fuck and cause its like 15$.

Adding tracking for 2$ too.

Shit these got closed too, what am I doing wrong?

links asshole

you have to cmap the deals every hour retard

HOLY SHIT GUYS GET ON THIS DEAL

But what site. Link?

you have to check the deals every hour retard find it on your own

only faggots wouldn't post a link

falling for obvious baits, come on

people who post a screenshot of obviously fake sales with no link are cancer and need to be euthanized
*cough*this nigger*cough*

disagree. anons earlier posted links i was able to purchase from

> (You)
>you have to check the deals every hour retard find it on your own
Nah m8. Youre sort of a cunt.

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Any recommendations on xiaomi power bank?
I was looking at 20k mAh but seems like everyones buys 16k or 10k, did the 20k end up being a chink item?

yea but the deals end fast and if you want to get them its better to go there yourself.

>oktoberfest
>using Jordan's images without permission
C H I N K D

got the pursue, thanks

gaga.aliexpress.com/275676031-32704544311-detail.html?spm=a2g01.8041047.888.2.YNUfiR

aliexpress.com/store/product/Cute-Cartoon-Women-Ice-Cream-Cupcake-Shape-Mini-Shoulder-Bag-Metal-Chain-Mobile-Keys-Coin-Messenger/1381229_32640641073.html?spm=a2g01.8041047.888.8.YNUfiR

aliexpress.com/store/product/CURREN-8023-Mens-Watches-Top-Brand-Luxury-Men-Military-Wrist-Watches-Full-Steel-Men-Sports-Watch/511268_32701202080.html?spm=a2g01.8041047.888.14.YNUfiR

stay mad nigger

nice one cent item retard

It doesn't work, user. They cancel the order

I am looking to buy a xiaomeme mi max, if I pay for dhl will I get fucked by customs in the UK? or will the sneaky chinaman help me dodge them?

>It doesn't work, user. They cancel the order

So what's the end goal here? Hope that now you have it in you're cart and you sort of wanted it for a penny that you'll spend another 7$?

i guess it depends on the region, it says 1 cent on my page.

I'm not gonna share the fuck out of you guys, you're all retarded

chek the seller description they have customs and tax info there for different shipping methods, but most of the time DHL is guaranteed tax

I may be wrong, but it does increase the number of "orders" in the product page

Chink digital caliper just arrived from ali. It's made of carbon fiber reinforced plastic, the plastic feels good but the whole thing could be more sturdy. Looks precise enough for what I'm gonna use it though (basic modeling work and RC)

no mine are already shipping, my gues is that some people or countyes cant get them, the chinks probably do not like them.

>depends on the region
epic
we all know how to use inspect element user, you're not a hacker

superdeals.aliexpress.com/en?spm=a2g01.8041047.100.1.YJajWf

why would I bother posting fake links

Glass fiber you fucking retard.

My package, ordered on August 2nd has finally arrived in my country's customs on Sep 20th.
Now to keep my fingers crossed and hope it will reach my doorsteps before October...

Could be anything as far as I'm concerned

Anybody know where I can find that Aliexpress mod for Euro Truck Simulator 2?

dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/13311126/AliMod.rar

.1mm resolution

What does this picture show, user?

some "unsafe" aliexpress js trying to run

Any smartwatches that run Android Wear that are made by chinks? Can't find any.

urethal play?

measure your dick

>order closed
Pls help

>that lazy photoshop extraction where they just filled the jagged edges in with a thick yellow line

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Just received my Aula F2012. Keyboard feels decent but I hate those plastic things on every key. Any easy method to remove them all at once?

how is it going chink lads

>tfw they actually shipped it

ask live chat on ali

This shit appeared on my >Recent files after dealing with the chink websites. What is it ?

Local package delivery app thing went off

GETTING PACKAGES TODAY YESSS

Between 15:00 and 17:00

Dear seller, your comment was bad quality, please resend quality comment or I will open dispute, thanks you

What does 'fund processing' mean on an order that I've already received and marked as received?
Is Donge Huang trying to steal my credit card?

you should have bought non digital caliper, better build quality for same price..

ali is sending the money to the vendor

ali sometimes holds your money from the sellers until the whole transaction is finished

ali is giving money to the seller, or something like that you dont have to worry about it.

Ali holds the money from the seller until you confirm the delivery.

is it possible that you already get the item then file for a refund?

What's the difference between memesharks and mememonkeys? Picking up a chinkshit phone soon and want to get and 128gb meme card.

wew okay thanks lads

Who the fuck is Ali? Is he in the mid east?

one is a card with BITE
the other one is a shark

Yes. If the post is untracked (doesn't start with R) - you can outjew them and tell them that item is lost. Otherwise you have to make up a jew excuse to get a refund.

Shark > monkey.

Try new acc + new cc.

how bad is it for the vendors to get a dispute?

>when you realize jack ma has an army of chinks monitoring /csg/ ready to ease any concerns from buying
please tell your boss that a wishlist feature would make him even more shiny ali coins

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Have you installed the Aliexpress™ app yet?

I actually do this in real life.

Originally I come from the oldschool Alibaba and have quite a few friends in Korea and China who may visit said store or factory.

All I have to say is, things are a little bit more complicated then "This has good review's"

Fakes can and WILL be made of fakes and fakes will be made of that as long as the Numbers make sense.

Even right now, as im reading through, with confidence the websites offering advice and the people offering advice, even withholding potentially financial trade information know very little.

But there is ONE thing I can say with absolute Certainty, if You are Buying a single fake for Yourself or as a Gift, if the thing does not do or look as atleast acceptable. Most people dont mind imperfect fakes but believe me if You are sold a piece of Trash the seller knew damn well exactly what they where doing in the first place.

Alipay? I think it just limits how much you can spend if you don't show ID. I didn't and I've bought alot of shit

>check what 2017 will be the year of
>realize meme cocks will become a reality

How many orders did you make with the same cc?

The chink mentality, doing everything for that 3$

thanks user

Cheapest 32 GB shark cards on AliExpress?

My bank does not support PayPal and does not support any transactions through Paypal, and I don't want to go through the process of adding my bank account.

all of them i have no problems, but someone posted that it worked for them.

Which is it? Your bank doesn't support paypal or you're too lazy to add your bank account to paypal?

aliexpress.com/item/New-V-shape-sexy-women-string-brazilian-swimwear-swimsuit-bikini-bottom-briefs-bathing-suit-biquini-Panties/32393662951.html

>click Feedback
>select With pictures
>fap away

does aliexpress even take paypal? i was told to use CC/ATM. we need an infographic for all these sites

I've received my 1.something usb hub for all my chink usb stuff.

It works, I'm happy with it

Wrong image, that's the ruizu x10

Here's the hub

how much?

$1.64 from gb

Sorry, this promotion is only available for new members.Terms & Conditions

yep, that's new

Both. My bank's debit cards don't work with PayPal and I'm too lazy to add my bank account to PayPal.

nigga!
>tfw no russian federation qt3.14 gf

fuckin captcha costed me that razor

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is this from reviews?

Have I been chinked lads?

yes from the same link here, i like the blk ghetto weave chicks also

Yes

I'm finally in the market for a new phone lads, are GB shipping the note 3 pros currently, and if so, are they marking it as a different value so no import fees and customs?

thanks, i'm having a nice fap tonight.

how do we contact these girls? Cred Forums must find a way

forgot pic

its over
I hope everybody got something.

create new account

Everything with tracking is not the /csg/ experience.

still torn on this
aliexpress.com/item/BPA-free-3HP-2L-heavy-duty-commercial-blender-professional-power-blender-mixer-juicer-food-processor-with/32678203764.html
Also they ship with DHL so tax jewery wil happen

Bad Dragon style toy
aliexpress.com/item/Wild-Wolf-dildo/32723304713.html

pls explain, I just started yesterday. Thank you

haha! anti-tracking meme! laugh out loud! new meme! Mind if I reblog your post?

The /csg/ experience is ordering without paying for tracking. If you get it for free, don't use it. It'll ruin your hopes. Order something, and then wait hoping it will come after 2-3 weeks. If it doesn't come, dispute.

that's a pretty good deal actually, assuming it's cancer-free

It does not mater if you like tracking or not. Tracking posts are absolute cancer.

I think your forced meme is a little bit more cancerous than somebody mentioning tracking

It's propably not

what do taking post add to anything, we cant do shit for the person posting it, if he is so concerned about his shit, contact the seller.
every time its just the same shit, NOTHING.

what do your assblasted posts add to anything

they add flavour tho the thread

1$ display came in surprisingly very good packaging, wtf?

too much salt doesn't really taste all that good though :^)

children pls go

Anyone else who opens their chinkshit packages on the way home?

>he has to leave his house to get packages

Can someone explain why on aliexpress some refurb phones come with 6m-1y warranty while most new phones don't even mention warranty?

I'm new with this, so I'm not sure what's going on.

How great is this hoodie
aliexpress.com/store/product/Amazon-explosion-Hamburg/530530_32631785651.html

Don't fall for the warranty meme on Ali. Once you close the order - any warranty requests will most likely be ignored by the seller and you'll have to deal directly with the manufacturer, which will never work.

If you care about warranty - buy it from Gearbest, Geekbuying, Pandawill, Ibuygou, etc. They honour their 1 year warranty.

What is it?

Did they just patched the event?

Not really

they fixed it a day ago

>Singapoor "Speed" Post
>Order on Sept 8th
>Sept 15th Depart from Overseas Processing Facility
>still received nothing

$20 well spent

>19 sept
>dear friend, we will ship today
Still no shipment

i just ordered 4 more items 5 hours ago

Anyone know of any good gopro style cameras for cheap? Aliexpress is preferred

yes 10 min ago, now you need new acc and cc maybe.

i created a new one but using the same cc, my payment is being verified yet.

Link?

the xiaomeme yii?

Tbh that's not worth the effort.

im afraid of them freezing my old account for using the same cc
+

Does anyone have a solution for the unhandled net framework exception issue on the chuwi hi8 pro? I get these all the time

format C:

aliexpress.com/item/thic/32670155644.html

Making new thread

Making new thread now, back in a sec.

Oh ffs dammit...

Does Gearbest and Geekbuying require an account?

damn, that jew one

New thread here

Firefly 6S is good as long as you bear in mind

>app is shit, camera's WiFi is a fucking joke
>only about an hour of recording time at 1080p60 (battery is replaceable though)
>It doesn't actually do 4K in a useable fashion

The bundled accessories are of perfectly acceptable quality and the waterproof housing is waterproof in at least 10m of saltwater.

with the phantom you are plugging into what?