Why the fuck do all chinkphone manufacturers have the gayest names?

Why the fuck do all chinkphone manufacturers have the gayest names?
>HUEWEI
>XIOMI
>ONEPLUS (the least gay actually)
>LETV
>MUI

> Apple
Literally couldn't think of any other name besides a fucking fruit
> Microsoft
Literally couldn't think of any other name besides bill's own dick

At least they're easily pronounceable and don't come across as sounding cheap.
Good names IMO:
>Blackberry
>Sony
>Nokia
>Sharp

HONOUR
DOGE
MEIZZU
ZOPPO

The Chinese aren't good at marketing.

On the other hand they probably look at shit like MOTOROLA, VIZIO, DELL, NVIDIA and think wtf

>Why the fuck do all chinkphone manufacturers have the gayest names?
>>HUEWEI
>>XIOMI
>>ONEPLUS (the least gay actually)
>>LETV
>>MUI
>At least they're easily pronounceable and don't come across as sounding cheap.
are you a real retard? like, mentally retarded? have you thought that they use those names because they are chinese?

>fruit
>listen here sonny
>no-ky-a
>[hazard]

Its almost like brands you are used to seeing look less strange.

HHHH PAH?

HAAAAH PAAAAH?

Try again.

MEECROWSOWFT???

Aich Pee

Is the P silent?

>he doesnt speak chinese
teheheh

AYPAHLAY?

RAH-ZEE-AR

Sharp is god tier. Others are shit though.

DEEEL?

I-A-HOE?

L-OOO-GIH-EYE-TAH-CHA?

because of their gay language. duh

Dude, you're getting weed, lmao!

>Gentoo
>ganuu

SNSV my nigga

This thread reeks of America.

>chinese company has a chinese name in china
>"DAMNIT WHY DO THESE CHINKS HAVE TO HAVE WEIRD NAMES JUST SPEAK AMERICAN FOR FUCKS SAKE"

Of course those names are going to sound better, you haven't been force-fed decades of marketing from the other ones yet

>>listen here sonny
yes, the connotation to the "sonny" slang is actually on purpose so as far as Sony is concerned it's good that you make that connection..

>LE novo
Fucking redditshit.