Why the fuck do all chinkphone manufacturers have the gayest names?
>HUEWEI
>XIOMI
>ONEPLUS (the least gay actually)
>LETV
>MUI
Why the fuck do all chinkphone manufacturers have the gayest names?
> Apple
Literally couldn't think of any other name besides a fucking fruit
> Microsoft
Literally couldn't think of any other name besides bill's own dick
At least they're easily pronounceable and don't come across as sounding cheap.
Good names IMO:
>Blackberry
>Sony
>Nokia
>Sharp
HONOUR
DOGE
MEIZZU
ZOPPO
The Chinese aren't good at marketing.
On the other hand they probably look at shit like MOTOROLA, VIZIO, DELL, NVIDIA and think wtf
>Why the fuck do all chinkphone manufacturers have the gayest names?
>>HUEWEI
>>XIOMI
>>ONEPLUS (the least gay actually)
>>LETV
>>MUI
>At least they're easily pronounceable and don't come across as sounding cheap.
are you a real retard? like, mentally retarded? have you thought that they use those names because they are chinese?
>fruit
>listen here sonny
>no-ky-a
>[hazard]
Its almost like brands you are used to seeing look less strange.
HHHH PAH?
HAAAAH PAAAAH?
Try again.
MEECROWSOWFT???
Aich Pee
Is the P silent?
>he doesnt speak chinese
teheheh
AYPAHLAY?
RAH-ZEE-AR
Sharp is god tier. Others are shit though.
DEEEL?
I-A-HOE?
L-OOO-GIH-EYE-TAH-CHA?
because of their gay language. duh
Dude, you're getting weed, lmao!
>Gentoo
>ganuu
SNSV my nigga
This thread reeks of America.
>chinese company has a chinese name in china
>"DAMNIT WHY DO THESE CHINKS HAVE TO HAVE WEIRD NAMES JUST SPEAK AMERICAN FOR FUCKS SAKE"
Of course those names are going to sound better, you haven't been force-fed decades of marketing from the other ones yet
>>listen here sonny
yes, the connotation to the "sonny" slang is actually on purpose so as far as Sony is concerned it's good that you make that connection..
>LE novo
Fucking redditshit.