Linus Tech Tips has sex with his qt Asian wife every night and gets to use thousands of dollars worth of free equipment...

Linus Tech Tips has sex with his qt Asian wife every night and gets to use thousands of dollars worth of free equipment gifted to him by companies by day while you jerk off to child porn on your t420 you found in a dumpster. How does this make you feel?

Then he make next gen Elliot Roger. No thanks

>Asian
>Qt
Stick with your own race man

>Every night
Except he has a kid so yeah nah

Also being a shill seems like pretty demeaning work as does dealing with YouTube being your only livelihood.

That beard of his is even worse looking than his literal beard.

To top it off, Linus is only 30.

He's so lucky to have had everything served to him on a silver platter.

This

Girl is philipino, doesn't really count as Asian desu

>Asian
>not qt3.14
Pick one. And only one.

>qt

He only gets like 30% of his money from youtube

I have yellow fever beyond belief but even I don't find his wife attractive. That's a REALLY good photo of her. Her sister makes my dick explode though.

he's worked for it, lots of tech channels have come and gone over the years

That's why I mentioned being a shill, that's probably like 70% of his income.

Why do asian chicks seek white men so hard?

When I was going to high school, there were 3 asian chicks that always came on to me. Fuck they were annoying. They completely ignored the other asian boys in school. The only guys I ever saw them with were white.

Felt bad for the asian boys, they were ignored by every female, especially their own.

Asian men are like black women, it's just a really undesirable mix of race and gender. Asian men are also just really fucking annoying, they're either total nerds with autistic social skills and no awareness or they're basically niggers. White men aren't always better, but at least in non-Asian countries white men are more likely to be socially excellent, educated, and attractive. With Asian men it's always just one of the three.

>not wanting to contribute to the beta uprising

fucking normie REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This

>how does it make you feel
Better?

>qt
She looks like a dopey alien

She looks like an alien spy from an other universe.

it feels fucking bad man

fells pretty good actually

His gf looks soulless as fuck. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying she's ugly, but those fucking eyes of her look like something out of a supernatural horror movie.

except asian mans are smartest man population in world.

unlike female niggers which are shit in everything

t.half asian- half middle east

Joke is on you OP. I have an X220 and don't wank to child porn.

Nope, singaporean.

>his qt Asian wife
ayyy lmao

gooks are disgusting

>someone else is richer than you, how does this make you feel?
How does it make you feel, OP?

>t.half asian - half middle east

That's an interesting combination. I wonder what would the children look like?

Shill bomb.

I'll need some sauce on that, good brother

there are more successful people for me to be jealous of. in fact, the entire notion is absurd.

>oh no I'm not Bill Gates why live

truth is I wouldn't trade my life for his ever. he's an incompetent shill and that matters more to me than banging one of the 4 billion girls on earth.

The fact he had to marry an Asian shows his inability to get women. But yeah playing with the newest hardware for free and getting paid for it is a cool job.

> Stick with your own race man
Mad chink detected

looks like he found that "qt" in a dumpster lmao rekt

That is kinda true. Like it or not, he has put work in. Albeit not of the highest quality sometimes, but He has really worked through the years, didnt he start at like NCIX doing reviews outfront of the building or something?

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chinks, gooks, japs are ugly yellow brown niggers

hahaha, who the heck creates these images?

someone who looks like pic related

>is gay
>has sex with wife every night

nice try pal

but Elliot Rodger's dad is a wealthy globe trotting jewish jackass.

he's basically the exact opposite of what you said.

mad asian cucks

I met Linus and his wife before.

Can confirm she is a qt
She wears little to no makup. Which I respect her for. Fuck deceiving cake faces.

>Linus Tech Tips has sex with his qt Asian wife every night and gets to use thousands of dollars worth of free equipment gifted to him by companies by day while you jerk off to child porn on your t420 you found in a dumpster. How does this make you feel?

i don't know why but I kek'd hard at this. Today faggot you win the internet.

>i don't know why but I kek'd hard at this. Today faggot you win the internet.

People who say "you won/broke the internet" are on the same tier as "lets make it viral"

Go back to tumblr you fucking normie.

>implying he wouldn't rather be fucked in the ass by Tyrone
There hasn't been a more obvious closet homo

>When I was going to high school, there were 3 asian chicks that always came on to me. Fuck they were annoying.
>this totally happened i swear guys!!!1

Cred Forums is always right though

>qt
No

She's ugly as sin.
Han Chinese master race.

>The fact he had to marry an Asian
what's that supposed to mean

>Indian is OK
Hahahaha what?

i legit thought he was gay. the mannerisms, the earrings

color me shocked

>The fact he had to marry an Asian
>what's that supposed to mean
it means that nips, gooks, and chinks are subhuman