When the update button opens the software's website

>when the update button opens the software's website

when im on Cred Forums and people are posting stale Cred Forums memes

>when I am on Cred Forums and some faggot complains about stale Cred Forums memes on Cred Forums

>when the update button doesn't open a package manager

>when the company who created the update software breaks their update button in order to force you into their newest version when your current version is perfect except for the update button

>when there is an update button

>when the default settings are shit and you have to spend 20 minutes customizing the settings

>when your software is "maintained" and needs an update button

>when the update doesn't just patch the program but instead makes you re-download the whole program again.

slackpkg update
slackpkg upgrade-all

>when a dumbass faggot wants a program to go online and be exposed to malware

Every single fucking time I want to download something with qBittorrent. The worst part? It redirects straight to download page without telling me what has changed.

Much freedom

Why update something that works perfectly?

>>when the update button opens the software's website
>You download & run the installer and the new version installs alongside the old one
>removing either wipes the config for both and breaks the uninstaller for the other one

Why didn't you uninstall the older version and backup your config? Is it your first computer?

Dumbasses everywhere, dude. Is it your first day on Cred Forums?

I'm not on fucking linux, I shouldn't have to tiptoe on eggshells around my OS and programs just so they don't break.

If dumbasses are everywhere, why would it matter if it was my first day here? Are you pretending to be retarded?

>unironically doing this shit
man I love linux but this is the type of shit that makes me dual boot

Windows life is like living in a ghetto.
Either install Gentoo, or suck it up.

>when it doesn't update silently in the background

Only an idiot does it that way.
There is literally only one reason for such shit to happen on GNU+Linux: you're doing something something wrong.

>something something

Compelling stuff, brainiac.

>GNU+Linux
1. when did you realize your life is meaningless?
2. how long is your beard?
3. does your mom look at you with a look of disappointment every time you come out of the basement?

>Being a wincuck on Cred Forums

jesus christ get out of here STALLMAN

>being a lincuck and strugling with same problem as OP

>eating my heart out that ive never experienced an autoupdating program.
>30 years from now, linux still wont know.

fucking rufus does this, it makes me want to kill myself

Is that the tranny scammer from Theranos?

When I was 4/I don't have one/It is my parents living to my basement
I don't understand your questions. Are you using Gnome instead of KDE?