/csg/ Chink Shit General

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon

>Discord channel
discord.gg/6WehyUv

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>News
• user buys his chink shit off Amazon, a Redragon Cherry MX Clone keyboard for 40 bucks • user has his waifu engraved on a LED Necklace/Keychain • user got his 64gb Shark in the mail • user has trouble setting his phantom power for his BM-800 microphone • Anons confirm 1c shit actually ship out • 1cent deals expire too fast for me to include them in the OP, please understand dear friend
• user got some chink digital calipers off AliExpress • user bought a USB hub for $1.64 from Gearbest • $1 display came very safely wrapped • user opens his packages on his way home from the post office Previous thread

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gearbest.com/other-accessories/pp_315643.html
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first for 1c chink shit

>Anons confirm 1c shit actually ship ou
Fug

>Singapoor "Speed" Post
>Order on Sept 8th
>Sept 15th Depart from Overseas Processing Facility
>still received nothing

$20 well spent

WE HAD A VOTE

Yes but it's fine. These sites are quite big.

yeah, the same fag used 7 proxies to vote multiple times

That fag is you.

Hang yourself

shoo shoo stinky chinky

*angry mandarin noises*

whats the easiest way to renew my baidu subscription outside of china?

why is ali not patching the coupons?

Another miniseas usb drive came, it was $1.86 for 16gb

Any good chink steering wheel controllers? With pedals preferrably

Please fuck off Lithuania

Leave Lithuania to the Russians.

Does anyone have a solution for the unhandled net framework exception issue on the chuwi hi8 pro? I get these all the time

Ah Comfy, still engaging your permaban for child pornography I see

it's probably a windows issue rather than a chuwi one, try searching the exact error message between quotation marks " " on google

What are the speeds like?

It's the TS100 soldering meme

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT THE HELL SHOULD I DO NOW

Make a new account you dope.

>1 cent earbuds haven't shipped yet
HURRY UP, NO NEED TO CHANGE OUT OF PAJAMAS

You're not convincing anyone you autist fuck.

do you need another CC?

No.

what 1c shit did you all manage to get?

fuck off m8

its so much im to lazy to post it,

I want to order Yotaphone 2 but I can't find the info on whether it can support Cyanogenmod... Is it possible to permanently fck up the device if I try to tinker with updating Android or flashing?

aliexpress.com/item/New-V-shape-sexy-women-string-brazilian-swimwear-swimsuit-bikini-bottom-briefs-bathing-suit-biquini-Panties/32393662951.html

>click Feedback
>select With pictures
>fap away

the best way to do it is form the app, you can chose a category and see all new picks form it.

how do you manage that? and is it with only one acc?

I got a Wii U recently for cheap to keep me occupied until NX.

I've ordered some items for it. A Wii Motionplus controller + nunchuck, a wireless gamepad, a nes gamepad, and a Gamecube adapter for the Wii remote.

got any of the nice stuff like watches and backpacks?

been away for a few days, my shit got here in 8 fucking days
posting pics later when i pick it up

also what's this 1 cent shit about? can I still get them?

>You started buying chink shit too late to save all the slav slut nudes
>They are actually gone from the internet forever

Why do chinks do this

should have gotten the usb snes controller instead, same price but better shape and more buttons

Prude Americans started using it.

how long are superdeals running?

that's obviously photoshopped, here's the real poll

it's usb 2.0 so didn't expect much

Eat shit.. Cunt.

oh, my.

2-3 watches some woman bag, ip camera are the good once I can remember

do you have a link?

I finally gave up and ordered myself one of those cheap endoscopes I have no real use for.

wew
doesn't ali realize it's the same card and address used

Your colon won't perform endoscopy itself

Definitely not doing that.
I just want to feel tacticool.

so, they fixed the site and you can only buy 1cent shit with new accounts...
what to do? I don't have all those emails

Your sister won't creepshot herself

make new accounts

Where can you find all this 1c stuff anyway?

Price has gone up quite a lot (when I bought it it was $2.86 and the store had a $1 off coupon)
s.aliexpress.com/QnaaUrea

Found another 16gb one though that's $1.98 after using the $1 coupon
s.aliexpress.com/mqqABra6

super deals with incognito
no they fucked up with it

Anybody else have problems with packages stuck in US customs? my chink shit has been in chicago for weeks

If it electronics, NSA is probably busy bugging it.

They're still around. Try and find monokinis and shit made out of fishnet. Usually the ones with the biggest amount of orders have the better chance of pics.

>• $1 display came very safely wrapped

Link pls

vape off

I have never seen anyone mentioning Antelife in these threads. Why's that? Are their prices higher than Gearbest or Ali?

Can we all agree to ignore Lithuanian posts for the most part, just occasionally pointing out what a lying cunt he is like this This way threads don't get bogged down with replies to his bait, and new visitors learn to ignore him as well. Everyone wins

(Except for him. He already lost at life by being born in a shithole)

fugg not again. How do i unbug my electronics?

>Super deals with incognito
What do you mean? Simply browse super deals in incognito mode? That's it?Isn't there a specific catergory or something?

Fuck off autist

the 3 current 1c deals aren't even worth loggin in for

those switches loo-
oh it's closed

yea i made a new account but im gona save it for something nice
and the old deals expire now

Where did you order it from? Got a link?

anyone can recommend pilot/aviators sunglasses with polarization, but with a slightly shorter lenses - around 4 cm. I have ones, but they are old and scratched and want to buy new ones from china. These ones fit my face good, and all the ones I can find are with the bigger ones, covering half of the face.
something like pic related

Don't wait too long, seems like they have multiple mechanisms of filtering.
It used to work fine for me yesterday but this morning everything got closed as soon as I paid.

im not gona risk it then, already got more than enough.

Anyone know I can get 1c chinkshit with a new account and a cc that I made an order with but didn't pay for it?

You can try there is nothing to loose.

Judging from the amount of 1c shit some anons bought, I'm pretty sure it works

what dank $2.01 or slightly more expensive stuff can I use my $2 off coupon on?

did they make the 1c offers worse? i wasn't here when they started

its hit and miss. sometimes you get a backpack sometimes you get makeup

the times of the backpack are long gone. Got the usb razor though

Shark backpack?

Anybody know of a waterproof bluetooth keyboard that can be pocket carried? Want to use jewvidia gamestream to beam my Nexus 6 into my PC and work/game in the bath and on the go.

aliexpress.com/item/meme_backpack/32448577809.html

Can anyone suggest a good cheap gamepad? Up to 10-15 $?

I have a new account but I doubt have anything I want to buy with the two bux off coupon

20$ for the xaiomi one

54cm? Not on ali except Merrys aviators if they arent lying.
Everything else is fuckhuge
Otherwise buy from aooko for exact size rayban reps

8 glass screen protectors for $0.32 each. Arrived in a styrofoam box, nothing broken.

>nothing broken.
top kek

Check out iPega. Also, knockoff PS3 pads are cheap, but a bitch to configure.

Wew, these deals sure are shit

Ugreen cable came, 3m micro USB. Second time ordering, from them. Used a 2 meter up until now, I like them a lot. This time they came with a nice gift, the velcro cabletie.

My 2 pence duck has finially arrived, but it's alot smaller than I expected

Ignore the random commas, I fucked up.

the 0.01USD checkoutmeme item got deleted, any alternatives?

USB or Bluetooth?

Gearbest uploaded some new and sexy Ganzo knives

gearbest.com/pocket-knives-and-folding-knives/pp_460133.html

gearbest.com/pocket-knives-and-folding-knives/pp_460131.html

Damn, I think I was bidding against you on that order (or a real similar one) on ebay

Why are boxers and underwear so expensive? I can buy shirts for 3 bucks but boxers are 20bux in the states and on Ali.

Thatd make me feel like sam fisher
any video reviews of cheap chink endoscopes?

Bid? These 2 orders were from Ali

USB, I dont really need bluetooth but its a plus.

I opened the Xiaomi verification QR code and the website gives me 502 Bad Gateway

have I been chinked?

Got some chink and non chonk shit, guess what it is faggots.

Wait so I need a new account for each and every 1 cent purchase?
Anyone do this and use the same card each time?

>Wake up
>See neat cheap chinkshit underwear
>Order
>This promotion is only for new members
Did they finally change it?

Piston Hybrids

Cool. Just got mine today too

aliexpress.com/category/200000708/underwear.html?site=glo&SortType=price_asc&g=y&needQuery=n&tag=

Are you fucking blind?

They sound great

Tried to order a Xiaomi power bank through the GB app to get them sweet 0.48 cents off

Interestingly, I see 45 left in stock on the website, and the app is giving me an "Out of stock" error.

I ended up adding the power bank to my cart on the website and then completing the order through the app, still got the "App only" additional discount.

Now let's see if it will get dispatched

A well memed keyboard but with a extremely cancerous font on the keys.

>that B

Any good power banks for laptops under $50 that wont fry my shit?

kek

>gay g strings, thomgs and box briefs
Now look for woven boxers

gearbest.com/keyboards/pp_359129.html?wid=21

>tfw chink knockoff mech with blue switches

Powerbanks aren't really designed for laptops.

So I doubt it.

sup anons, i have a question.
does ruizu x02 supports m4a aac files?

aliexpress.com/w/wholesale-woven-boxers.html?initiative_id=SB_20160921065239&site=glo&groupsort=1&SortType=price_asc&g=y&SearchText=woven boxers

Not him, but they do make power banks specifically for laptops which output a higher voltage. Never seen those cheap though.

you could just look into womens underwear, they seem pretty cheap

yes you can use the same card

Hey guys, FishingAnon here, sorry it's been so long since I last visited!

Just received three items today, still have no camera so i'll just be using images from the store, sorry about that.

First up;

>Ultramini 2.4GHz Wireless Touchpad Keyboard with Embedded Receiver

Bought this to use on my Chuwi Hi8 and have to say it works like a dream. Feels cheap, no idea how the batterylife is yet but the mouse controls smoothly, the keys all work and it is nice and portable.

Was surprised to see it has a built-in laser pointer, the dog absolutely loves that feature.

Only con i've experienced with it so far is that the included usb dongle was REALLY difficult to remove from the keyboard (It slots inside a little storage area on the rear) had to get a knife to prise the little bastard out first time.

I give this keyboard a preliminary score of 5 out of 7 mangoes, if the battery life is good that'll go up to 6.

It loses a point for feeling really cheap in my hands.

What would be the point of using a laptop-specific power bank?
Just buy a second battery

Got 2 chink packages yesterday.

What was in them?

aliexpress.com/item-img/New-Mcdonald-Cartoon-Badge-Acrylic-Brooch-For-Women-Man-Clothes-Badge-Decorative-Rozet-Collar-Scarf-Lapel/32732450040.html

>that shin chan

>4$ piece
Almost no savings, my point.

>adhesive medical strips

is there a bluetooth version of it? with german keyboard layout?
I was thinking about getting the Logitech K400 but it's too big IMO.

Second item I received is this cute little monocular;

"8x20mm Monocular Telescope - 282FT/1000 YDS 96M/1000M for 2012 Olympic Games Match"

I didn't expect it to be quite so small but I have to admit I am absolutely blown away by this!

It can focus on objects anywhere from a few meters ahead of you up to a distance I can't really judge but i'm looking out a window right now across the valley and the focus on the furthest trees is very clear and sharp. This is absolutely perfect for casual birdwatching or checking the far side reeds and rushes, this will be coming with me on every fishing trip from now on.

It came in a little plastic pouch and with a lens cleaning cloth of some sort.

To me this is the best item i've ordered in a while and I score it a well deserved 6 out of 7 mangoes.

It's some cute notepads (for my sister) and some SMD ICs

Ordered that one too

>tfw can't decide on a proper keyset

>claims it's $20 in the states and on Ali
>claims it's almost no savings
>claims he's on point
Jesus Christ, stop being a faggot.

>for my sister
H-here we go

And today I found 4 packages in the mail.

What did I get today?

Non-removable battery on laptop without USB type C. HP Omen 2014 FWIW. Love the thing, but it's very quirky.

I can't say for certain, this one definitely isn't bluetooth but I notice that the white model has a bluetooth button where this black one has a button which controls the backlight for the keys.

So maybe!

Final item I received today is a bit unusual;

"NFC Nail Sticker with Flashing LED Lights"

It's a tiny little flexible sticker designed to go on a woman's fingernail and then be glossed/painted over. The led embedded in it will flash in response to NFC communication, which is pretty common in mobile phones these days. It uses magnetic inductance so there is no battery involved.

I actually bought this item to stick to the side of my phone with clear lacquer so that my phone would have a light on it, ideal for fishing in the dark if I have it set to silent. Unfortunately it seems that it does not respond to my phone so I will likely give it to my niece, surely it'll work with one of those fancy smartphones all the kids have these days.

I'm withholding a rating on this, could work exactly as described but I can't be sure.

I can provide links if any of these items interested you, probably the keyboard mostly.

Got a package

>Final item I received today is a bit unusual;
>"NFC Nail Sticker with Flashing LED Lights"
Where do you think you are?

It's a bag with something inside it

Xiaomeme mousepad from GB

Mousepad

Comfy and big

Dildo?

Got myself cheap Chink mechanical keyboard that someone said was actually rubber domes, well, he was right.

How does.one refund on ebay?

Also got these Korean noodles

There was some talk about it some time ago and I saw these in the supermarket.
Are these the good ones?
There was something about an orange package and a red one.

Maybe I keep the pig notepads for myself and use them to give memos to fat people.

Todays delivery was quite comprehensive.

I got some tweezers (for about 30cent) but their quality is really great. The tips are exactly aligned.

Also got a voltage detector, it was about $1, tested it, it works if there is current flowing through a cable.

Also got another one of these cheap USB hubs for my Pi Zero. This one was cheaper than the black ones (which look exactly the same otherwise) I got earlier, only 90cents.

And also for the Pi Zero I got a USB to ethernet adapter ($1.5), works out of the box with Linux systems. I already have a blue one without the cable, it also works without additional drivers under Linux.

And there were some SMD ICs in the mail again, just like yesterday.

should have gone for one of the motospeed generics, they're good and cheap, branded by a bunch of different companies but you can easily spot one when you know them.

etc.

Learn how to resize images. You're photos aren't sharp anyway, it's mostly pixel trash in the 3MBs, no details would be lost in a 500kb image.

X200

You probably won't be able to refund because the seller may have listed it as "mechanical feel"

I've had the red ones from the same brand and as someone who's only had poverty ramen they blew my mind.
They are a lot better if you add egg and also hot sauce if you're into that.

pls link

How do you add egg?
Eating it on a plate instead of as a soup?

Here you go. Says out of stock right now though, sorry dude.

gearbest.com/binoculars-and-telescopes/pp_245588.html?wid=21

>chink

can we get a tier list of chink brands?

Depends on whatever the fuck you want.

Them's some good noodles user. Get those bitches eaten.

I just add them as soon as the noodles go soft and then stir furiously.
This way you get tiny little flakes of cooked egg in your broth which makes the soup a lot more savoury.
You might want to find and puncture the egg yolk though, it tends to stay whole otherwise.

1. Xiaomi

2. Everything else

got my first xiaomeme, 10000mah power bank
paid 2€ for faster shipping from banggood and it took 8 business days to arrive, so didn't get chinked

has anyone ever bought a kitchen weight on aliexpress? they're pretty cheap, and i don't want any other functions than grams and tare, so i'm thinking about getting one. but i'm concerned about their accuracy, i imagine they could be off by many grams

Thanks

Will enjoy them tomorrow

>MECHANICAL SWITCHES.
The mechanical keys on it deliver gaming-grade responsiveness and tactile feedback superior to rubber-domed keys.
With an actuation force and distance of 60g (Black Switch)/55g (Blue Switch)/ 45g (Brown Switch) and 2mm/2.2mm/2.0mm, respectively,
the keys are optimized for rapid command entry. Plus, the keys have been tested for durability to a 60 million cycle life.

Pretty much advertised it not to be rubber domes.

I have one and you can calibrate it if its off as long as you have 1kg or some standard wight. Its works as intended maybe it had 1% off when it came here.

how's the build quality? ordered their 20.000 mAh model a few days ago

Has anyone bought a note 3 pro from GB recently?

How recent we talking?

Close friend of mine bought one a couple months ago.

Last month-ish, wondering how long they're taking to actually fulfill the orders on them and whether or not they're marking lower values on the packages.

How many Xiaomi products do you lads have?

I count 9.

Well, it's a bit further back than you'd like but I can tell you that the parcel was marked as gift with a very low value and it arrived in approx two weeks, to the UK.

mi band 1, with the rgb leds.

20$ for a pack of 4 or 5 retard. You'd know this if your mom didnt buy undies for you

I got three
Yi 4k, Mi band 2 and 10k power bank.

I have 5, 2 of them are hybrids

Piston 3, Power Bank and i just bought a RN3P.

By the way, is there any method to unlock the rn3p bootloader without Xiaomi permission? they ask for my phone number to validate the request but the SMS never arrives.

really good desu

Right, forgot Piston 2 and 3

3

Xiaomi Piston Basics
Xiaomi Power Strip with 3 USB ports
Xiaomi big ass mousepad

Mi band 2
Mousepad
Powerbank x2

Almost bought the Mi4 at launch but it took ages for the black version to be released.
Got a better deal with a LG g2

Only Xiaomeme I own is the hybrid dual drivers. They're great.

can't believe how good they sound for the price. how can western budget in-ears even compete?

Simple, people don't trust chink shit.

I've got friends who outright refuse to even try them because they are convinced they'll get ear cancer or something. Fucking idiots.

>$20/4pcs
There's like ~$12/4pcs on Ali. That's $8 dollar saving ya faggot

Wasn't there someone who made a script to automatically find coupons?

Redmi 3s
MiBand 2
Piston 2
Hybrids
ROIDMI
Mitu T-shirt
Mi WiFi
Mijia Pen

I need more memes.

ENHANCE THE MEMES

Mitu plush doll.

Mitu boypussy onahole.

well you can't reason with people like that I guess. but who cares, just means more memes for me hehe

1 cent headphones fucking sold out in

Not the exact kind of scale you're interested in, but my $10 chink drug dealer scale works perfectly a year and a half after I bought it.

I got one. They're not Xiaomi but it's fucking 1 cent
can do a review in like a month when they arrive

Redmi note 3
Mi band 1
XL mousepad
Mi click
Yi security camera
Meme Pen
Powerbank
Piston 2
Piston 3 youth edition
Hybrids

lets hope that they dont cancel your order

hold up
they can do that? it's my first 1 cent order

oh well

sheiiit, i missed it bc i thought they weren't selling out even after 40 minutes with new system

Recommend me some good Xiaomemes. Already have hybrids, 20.000 mAh powerbank nad RN3P. Nothing to expensive though

Anyone got the Xiaomeme reading light?

The one with adjustable colour temperature and shit, looks great but it's a little pricey.

Anyone got a link for cheap xiaomi hybrids?
$20 is too much desu

10Ah powerbank, and a bluetooth speaker

no, they weren't selling out because amerifats were sleeping... now they woke up and started ruining the world again...

Would like to know as well.

Someone else using same cc on different account to buy 0.01 items?
t-they won't ban my account/cc right?

Who cares if they do

shit, i mean you obviously care but what's the problem
why would they ban your credit card lmao

I also hear the "it's made in China so that means it's terrible!" argument a lot, then when I point out their favorite brands are all made in China they just say "muh brand quality control."

Normies are a lost cause.

this is extremely common
>xiaomi? what's that, some house fire brand? i only buy apple/samsung

why whould i give a shit enough to resize it?

when it isn't something like xiaomi that is a legitimate worry though
samsung/apple have an extra layer of security because there's someone to sue if they make your house burn down

The images are loading rather slowly and waste mobile data volume for some anons

normalscum phoneposters deserve to suffer

what's the flavour of the month chink mp3 player

preferably good for running

It's annoying on a desktop pc too, because Cred Forums just doesn't deliver the images that fast, it's not the speed of my internet connection that limits it.

And I like to browse Cred Forums on the subway back home, it's not only "phoneposters" who only use this device even at home.

Does Chink shit general triggers you?
>>reddit.com/r/lithuania/

>he lives in africa
>he is still using 2g connection
>he has data caps
lol just kys

Check out the pinnacle of fashion with these minion converse

...

...

Does anybody have a link to the Ray ban logo stickers to put on Ray ban knockoffs? I figure if I'm buying knockoffs I might as well go all the way, but I can't find the stickers

how long until i know whether or not my 1 cent order gets cancelled

...

until it ships you cant be sure, but most likely you are fine if its not closed instantly

Most mobile "flatrates" are throttled after 500MB, 1GB or 3GB (in the more expensive packages) here in Germany

gud

should i try to snipe a few more deals with new accounts? or do i just give them to ruskies

We've dropped the ruizu and other $10+ memes for the $1 MP3 players on gearbest

I dont know if you like something maybe, but i dont want ali to cancel my old stuff, by flagging my cc.

None, as they force you to use a non free app to use your meme band, I refuse to buy and from the cancer brand.

This is true btw, got 500mb mobile "flatrate" also. Fucking backwards ass country in regards to internet plans (including home internet via dsl/cable)

kek

youtube.com/watch?v=dGoBuPIIvXs&list=PLoYgvGiwgZk4lBkxwjFGSzVRWWE9bHO0x

What are new deals

Are there some new earphone memes? My kz ate broke after 4 months. My rock zircons are still going strong

Cheapo current pens are not reliable, do not trust it with your life.

t. Electrician.

why the fuck do you care unless you yourself have a shitty phone cap

Hey I also have a x200

What did I get today, /csg/???

It's a tiny USB LED light! gearbest.com/other-accessories/pp_315643.html

And a gun keychain! gearbest.com/key-chains/pp_358422.html

a bottle of vodka and a new mic to scream to while playing video games online

Speaking of Russian shit, I got a Wexler Flex.
Is nice.

bought block figures of the three gen1 starter pokemon at 19c each by using that $2 off coupon
pretty neat

zircons sound better tho

lol which country are you from?

WE

How strong is the LED light? Can you post pics of it in a dark room?

A safety precaution for anyone buying chinese goods:

NEVER
MAINS
TRANSFORMERS

They can either start burning themselves, or make your phone into a bomb if the transformer breaks and pumps mains into li-ion battery.

t. Electrician

anyone know where I could buy some fake adidas look alike track pants? (abibas, adidos, etc.)

It's pretty bright but when I put it in my Xiaomi powerbank it sits at an angle which sucks.

It is like 4000mah. Tested the amount of charges I could do with my phone

what "mech" keyboard is it?

where's the 4 stripe Alibabas from alibaba group?

doubt it'd be that low

Sounds like you got a fake

I've done three charges from ~15% to 100 on my HTC One M8(2600mAh), after which it had one "dot" left.

>tfw when $2 coupon worked and order went through.

My $0.01 tripod has been dispatched, feels good man.
It wasn't even a new account, I had bought a bunch of stuff before.

Now I can make my very own /csg/ reviews

Looks like you're ready to remove some kebab, бpaт

What's deemed the best micro-USB cable on Aliexpress? Any anons have experience with this?

blog.banggood.com/the-secret-marketing-trick-behind-powerbank-capacity-29982.html

That's not a "marketing trick", that's just people being clueless mongoloids like usual.

still in no way is the xiaomi 10k bank 4k in reality

ordered the same thing a while ago, I already have many of these smartphone holder but I wanted a mobile tripod for my DSLR and these flexible ones can't hold it.
However Aliexpress cancelled my $2 coupon because my account wasn't new.

Xiaomi has the number 6250mAh on the 10Ah powerbank. I don't think the "one dot" meant it had 25% left after the three charges, but it clearly gives more than 4000mAh of charge.

He must've gotten a fake. Look inside the usb port, there will be a tiny mi logo if it's real.

The smartphone batteries have the same voltage as the 18650 cells in power banks, so it's only the boost-buck-converstion losses in theory. I would assume that it's about 85% to 90% efficient.

Chinks called me on a 718 number asking for me by name to ask about 'trucking'. They asked if there was anyone nearby who could speak chinese to them.

What the fuck

I made a new account to use the $2 coupon on aliexpress. Also bought a crappy 1 cent item but was only limited to one.

I hope it works out.

I own that thing
It's cheap, like even for chinks cheap.
Very light, will tip over, breaks fast.

Look for something heavier

I've ordered well over 2000 items from China over the last 9 years, and despite the phone number is always on the packages no one ever called me

Do you like to truck user?

Also they hung up when I said I cant talk chinese or find anyone who can

Maybe they meant shipping?

This is why you don't give them your real phone number.

Should have spoken some fake Chinese, just make voices like asian languages sound to you

I should encrypt my voice

Seconding, need a data cable. $0.99 ones on ebay have bad reviews, and I don't want to buy something with embedded firmware.

I need good earphones from Ali.
Are all Xiaomis fake?

I bought 2 for 1€ on eBay some months back, works fine and shipped in a few days

no

Nope, but IIRC gaybeast has the cheap hybrids right now.

[email protected] is 36Wh
10000mAh@5V is 7200mAh and that is still 36Wh
M8 - [email protected] is 9.36Wh
3 charges with 2% inefficiency (according to that article) leaves the power-bank with 20.44% left.

just get some hybrids from goybest senpai

€16 is cheap?

fug

since I didn't do 0 - 100 charges, it probably had even more than 20% left. That's pretty great, thanks for looking that shiz up.

I can't buy from gaybest

well there are certainly cheaper models but the hybrids have the best bang/buck ratio imo

why

Hybrid memebuds turned up today, which were to replace my (now broken) piston 3s.

Understand why people don't rate them, not sure that they sound any better than the pistons. Very similar 2bh. Might just have been spoilt by the 3's tho, remember my mind was blown when I first heard them.

These things are shit tier.

I need a Class 10 SD card to install Raspbian on. Size isn't important since I'll be storing the data on an external HDD. I just need it to be reliable, but there are dozens of different brands, not sure which one to go with. I plan to buy it on Aliexpress using the $2 coupon, so the closest to $2 without going below it, the better.
Any recommendations?

Go and buy a €16 pair of headphones from the high street and compare... I doubt even a 50 euro pair would be any better 2bh.

give them some time. upgraded from piston 3s as well and I wasn't really hearing a difference at first but after some time I was blown away by them. especially the highs and mids are way better when comparing them in my opinion

Yeah I understand.

It's just that I have bad experiences with those in-ear things. Don't want to throw them in the trash when is uncomfortable.

sharks

If you're on the skinflint end of things, get some KZ ATEs off the Ali official KZ store page.
Or if you're a black teenager, Rock Zircons.

this 1c shit is making me really greedy
I could buy everything!
just to own it!

aliexpress.com/item/MIXZA-micro-sd-Shark-Limited-sales-128GB-64GB-32GB-16GB-8GB-Micro-sd-card-64GB-class10/32702893311.html
Like this one?

yup

I had some bitcoins transfered to qiwi wallet and only Ali accepts qiwi

>almost no orders
swap shop

In that case get a couple of different sizes of Comply-style tips while you're there. Hybrids are really comfy though.

aliexpress.com/item/2015-new-Real-capacity-8GB-16GB-32GB-64GB-micro-sd-card-64GB-class-10-flash-card/32312995879.html

I reckon you'd have no problem selling them on to a friend if they aren't for you when you get them

can confirm they're comfy af

>implying I have friends

Why are these a dollar more expensive? Is it because the other ones are fakes?

meant to quote

Anyone else looking for stuff to get for xmas gifts?

anyone know any good chink lasers I can buy

Dunno, the 16GB is cheaper there.
Note that the 8GB is class 6.

I would think that "tested capacity" is what the seller means by "real capacity", going by the way he's encouraging buyers to use h2testw.

Which comfy and warm slippers should I get? Should be cheap, I if they are $15 I can order them from Amazon instead

They sound a little different but as far as sound quality overall goes its about the same, but the hybrids where 50% more expensive when i bought them.

The only upside really, is that they lasted me about 2-3 times as long, but idk how much other people got out of it.

:(

I have a USB one, it's just like a webcam with a very long cable and some leds in the front.

post packageradars

aooko.v.yupoo.com/

Why does /csg/ feel so comfy?

>"super" deals

is the free unregistered delivery on gearbest any good?

>"meme" arrows

Again, can someone explain me the shark meme? I can get 32gb sandisk or samsung cards for the same price regularly on sale locally

who the fuck cares about tracking
I got 33 packages on the way
it comes when it comes

because it's like christmas every day you look into the mail, you can afford it easily and there's always something new you can discover

k.

>unsuccessful delivery
i don't understand this part though

pleas

I ordered a Xiaomi Controller, is it any good?

i dunno lol

With the regular prices I just buy SanDisk cards, I got one shark card (16GB) because I needed a small card and it was far cheaper than ordering one from China without shipping costs.

DHL ECOMMERCE has finally freed my package

you're not getting it faster unless you pick one of the more expensive alternatives

Me neither lol

>place shark in sim tray
>put tray back in phone
>sim tray no longer opens when pressing the button
sharked

rofl

yes but does the unregistered mail work? does it actually deliver to your house or get lost halfway somewhere in poland

Will I get chinked /csg/?

yes

They tried to deliver it and for some reason (usually if there was nobody home and there was nowhere safe to leave the package) couldn't, so they took it back to the post office and scheduled it for re-delivery.

t. postman for 12 years

Ya goof'd, son.

You are absolutely going to get chinked.

oh fuck
yes you will

Definitely

Do only I as a German get this Wiesn header on Grearbescht or is it a common thing you all get?

Please forward my condolences to your mother.

I'd say 50/50

everyone gets it, but don't worry, you get the muslims all to yourself.

You mean 50% he gets a Pentium and 50% he gets a Cyrix?

The muslims must go back btw. they don't get the citizenship, they only can stay while there is a war in their homeland. But this is not pol it is CSG

France here, get it too, like 4th of july and all the other "special" holidays promos.

well I bought a $30 Xeon before and I didn't get chinked so I'd say there is a chance he won't get chinked either

probably as big of a risk of that happening with or without tracking

>they only can stay while there is a war in their homeland
read: "for the next 30 years"

nevermind just googled what that processor actually costs. well RIP him

what is some cool shit I can get for $7 or under

racist

t. merkel

Islam is not a race. If it would be it were the only race you could convert to.

They are already sending people back to Afghanistan, the acceptance of refugees isn't very high as the government found out in the last month.

Well think about it, the faster everyone who isn't ISIS moves to Germany, the faster the "conflict" ends.

?he actually believes this

Oh wow. Read some more into it. I don't want to start a Cred Forums discussion but; they won't. Open a thread on Cred Forums if you want more

I'm still waiting on unregistered gearbest orders. Registered came fast and it was free for one sale

guise pls

Wow I can't even

It's an ES version of the CPU and my motherboard should be compatible. Another board claims that it works fine as long as I have a compatible motherboard.

I just asked if I am the only one who gets the Wiesn header on Gearbescht and someone started with a politics discussion.

Are there cheaper bluetooth batches than these?


s.aliexpress.com/qQRbm22m

What do I search to get hundreds of microfiber cloths for $5? Searching microfiber lot gives overpriced small pieces

well just keep us updated. godspeed user

Well I found 100pc lot of the little ones for $6.28, but I can't find what you're looking for either

Thanks user. Should arrive within a week or so, I'm already tracking it using DHL.
Will report when I receive and test it.

Hey guys, I'm working the late shit right now (as well as tomorrow & Friday) and won't be able to make the next thread.

goodnight

"100 pcs microfiber" sort by low price
aliexpress.com/item/100PCS-pack-Microfiber-Cloth-Sunglasses-Phone-Screen-Camera-Lens-Glasse-Cleaning-Tools/32608310849.html

Alright ladm8s, I've been reading the Wexler Flex for a while now and it's really, really fucking nice.
It's a bit odd going from a Kindle Voyage to a lower-res screen with no lighting, but it's equally odd reading an actual paperback too.
The form factor is what I was interested in, and it's very light and comfortable to hold. This'll be going places I wouldn't take the Voyage, and it's stopped me looking at the Oasis, which I really don't need.

Alright, I'm making a new one. Wish me luck.

I can just buy one of those carbon fiber vinyl wraps and cut that shit for a sick backing on my phone, right?

Make sure to call it Chinese Shopping General

Chink Shit General*

I came home expecting my own memes to have arrived, but alas.

My brother suddenly had a smartwatch on his arm though, which was $17 or something and actually had a fucking camera and sd/sim card slot. It was a dz09.

I have no idea how the chinks manage to make money on these memes desu. Screen looks a bit shitty, but it's still pretty impressive.

>sick backing on my phone
>carbon fiber wrap
Choose one.

But yes. Helps if you got heatgun or hairdryer.

Quit your job

You have a job to do here

damn i wanted the 1c underwear :(

Interested in this as well. How is it?

where can I order a cute chinese waifu like this one?

What site is doing the 1c promo's?

Ali

It's not a knockoff, those are Kailh switches. There are a huge number of generic boards that look like that, Noppoo's Lolita Spyder is gererally seen as one of the best.

AliExpress check the superdeals in incognito with a new account
Jesus what a mess

New thread!

A good compromise leaves everybody mad.

They're doing custom jobs, not production line. That'll happen.

Doesnt it take a while to make a new account?

Do I apply a filter somewhere to see the 1c stuff or just scroll and search?

Shit, probably could have waited a few more mins.

Oh well, post here or there.

superdeals.aliexpress.com

only visible in incognito mode

fucking shit now I have to check back every hour, thanks