Actual programming jobs thread

Do you have a full-time job as a programmer?

>What do you work on?
>What city do you live in?
>How much do you make?
>Best part of your job/office?
>Worst part?

NEETs, freelancers, hobbyists need not respond

Yes, I do.

> currently: database manager of a pharmacy
> Szeged, Hungary
> 350.000 HUF/month 1264 $/month(junior salary)
> my colleagues and the workflow
> boss forces his political opinion on us

>web apps (front end stuff, PHP/JS)
>St. Louis Missouri
>76K
>free beer, paid lunch, usually in by 9 and out before 5
>Most of the guys I work with are about 5 years younger than me and single, so they always want to go to bars and shit after work. I'm old and married

>AWS
>Seattle
>130k
>Offices are fucking sick, dogs everywhere and no dress code
>Everyone complains "hurr durr amazon works people to death"

>Working on web application for a large company for them to manage pretty much their entire business
>West Palm Beach
>60K
>Environment is chill, free smoothies and coffee.
>I'm currently new so I suppose i fear for my job.

>Java backend
>Austin
>85k
>Easy, get to work at home at least once a week. Usually Friday unless we have a meeting.
>Hipsters

>Cloud storage startup
>Boston
>$60k
>Can set my own hours, 0-minute commute, don't have to answer to anyone
>Buckled into the startup rollercoaster for at least another year, have to deal with non-programming shit (legal docs, payroll, marketing, bleh)

>Python and C, scientific research data processing
>Jew York
>65k
>Nothing
>Fuck this city and it's cost of living
I cant wait to transfer to another office. It's impossible to live here comfortably on less than 100k.

>GCP
>Seattle
>170k a year
>no commute
>the free food isn't very good

>Front end Web
>Jackson, Miss
>35k
>Great people, family culture, plenty of time off, work remotely most of the time
>Heat and humidity in the summer is insane, pay a scale is very shit but cost of living is low too so it isn't as bad as it looks

C++
Strong AI Development Team
146k
UK
MilSpec.

Nice and quiet. Lake I can walk around and fish next to country house. Often stay the night. Who'd want to go home when making history?

I want a programmer job but not sure how to get one. I never went to college and I don't learn things on my own too well. thinking about enrolling in a programmer boot camp. Is that a good idea?

No.

Contribute to open source projects and then you will get a job. They will see your work this way.

Faggot.

...

International Project (can't say anything about it, my job contract forbids that)
Warsaw
700EUR/month
Toilet
Parking

SQL isn't a programming language.

>NEET DETECTED

Were you accidentally dropped as a baby?

what language do you recommend

All the major ones, but who cares? A programmer needs to be adaptive.

Focus on unit testing, umls(they love that shit), use cases etc. Even if you hate it.

thanks

First decide whether you want to do web development, mobile development or desktop application development. Then use whatever is commonly used there. If there are options, pick the most widely used.

Bother with options when you know how to program.

>Buttblasted sql babbies

>>What do you work on?
API's written in nodejs and GO

>>What city do you live in?
Not saying, I work remotely though

>>How much do you make?
I'm working an $80k 9 month contract right now.

>>Best part of your job/office?
Work remotely

>>Worst part?
I don't run my own business so I have to listen to idiots.

Thread derailed.

The sql part is already done, we don't have to rewrite it or anything.

We wait for the other team to be done with design part for both the webapp and desktop app. In the meantime, we do bug testing on server programs.


It's 18:21 here, so we are done for today I am just tinkering around my cubicle, cleaning up.

well i want to be a graphic designer, i do photoshop editing, premiere pro editing, also illustrator editing, trying so hard to get a real job which can pay me well. im trying so hard to do some freelancing. and i found some, but not always. and the good thing maybe i do all these things totally by myself. i never learned any of these things. can anyone of u suggest which is the best place for me to work?

Git isn't just for programmers.


Your contribution for open source project would be great, if you are talented, you could fix the design part of apps for normies.

Currently working as a Junior software engineer in Zurich, 80K
>Best part
I'm the youngest in the office, so if I write retarded code (I rarely do, but everyone can have a brainfart moment) I can feel less guilty. Also, paid lunch, no dress code, CTO is chill and there are no company hierarchy abusers.
>Worst part
Everything is so fucking expensive in switzerland; I'm buying lots of things in italy, which is just a couple hours away from here. Also I'm new, so I also gotta search for accommodation, call to people... hate that shit.

>Structured Query Language
>Not a programming language
pick one, fgt

>formal verification and theorem proving
>n/a
>~$50,000
>getting to play with the latest, cutting-edge technologies; also tfw writing formally proven-correct code that you can be sure will never misbehave (within bounds of the specification)
>none really

I bet you browse /vr/

>no commute
you lucky fuck

I want to stick my dick on that girl on right

Do you speak one of Switzerland's official languages, or is the office working in English only?

>web apps and back end for a startup
>Richmond, VA
>65k
>chill environment, can basically do what i want all the time, come in and leave whenever as long as i get my work done and go to meetings
>somehow all the management is old people who are out of touch with the internet and the company is probably going to fail because of this

I do, but both of them are of secondary importance in that particular canton, so I have to speak english. But that's OK, since I'm not the only one, entire office speaks in english. Will learn another language, I suppose, even if I'll have to spend about a year to do it properly.

code for "i live under my desk due to 90hr work weeks"

is this in spark?

I've dabbled but never been able to convince anyone to give it a try on a real project. I always thought the idea of provably correct code was interesting.

Not SPARK, but a variety of other things, such as SPIN, Coq, Isabelle, SAW.

Do you by chance work for Anheuser Busch?

So the worst part is that you're old and married.

m-maybe, are you the cute receptionist? :3

>Advpl programmer
>São Paulo, Brazil
>R$ 35k/year
>It's hard
>It's hard

i have no idea about open source project on git. what is it?

wtf is wrong with you guys ? i work 14h/week and make more than you ...

plsql is turing complete

>web apps
>Helsinki
>3.2k
>amazing relaxed office and coworkers/working from home
>I guess it's pretty far, 50min commute

My first job on the field

>C++ consultant
>Work remotely
>$170k
>I only have to work one day a week
>HR is such a shitfest I've had three supervisors in the past year

fugg

Jackson native here, currently in north MS going to school for CS. More motivation to leave this shithole I guess

i have no idea about open source project on git. what is it?

Nah

And they can't drink at work. They get reimbursed whenever they buy AB products though.

>Implementation of multi parameter optimization
>boalsburg, pa
>$27000 per year
> the best part is the laid back attitude and general coolness of my coworkers.
>the fact that most of what i have done is written in python.

Oh, yeah, I'm a graduate student in computational chemistry, so, yeah.

>I fix the shit pajeets break
>Atlanta, GA
>80-100/hr depending on how fast the client needs shit done
>the best part of it is that my office is my house and I choose when I work
>none really, except the outside change that work dries up

>Real jobs
>Freelancers need not apply

>What do you work on?
backend, golang + php + mongodb + python
>What city do you live in?
London
>How much do you make?
60k GBP
>Best part of your job/office?
My team
>Worst part?
Me having to manage people