Windows 10 has Cortana. macOS Sierra has Siri

Windows 10 has Cortana. macOS Sierra has Siri.

What does Linux have?

bash

usability

Well, there's Mycroft.

No botnet

>talking to your computer
I have yet to meet a person who does this

Quality.

Who here actually uses Cortana or Siri for more than the occasional novelty?

espeak

What is systemd

I immediately disabled Cortana and Siri on my devices. Why the fuck would I ever want Linux distro to add something like them?

Mac os has that too though.

Bloat, not a botnet

I do. When I want to check the forecast, I just say "Hey Cortana, what's the forecast for today?" and she responds accordingly.

>GPL
>Botnet
b8/8

It have systemd

>Windows 10 has Cortana.
It did, for the 30 seconds of OS time until I uninstalled that bitch.

>"ok google, what's the weather going to be today"
how autistic are you to do this on a computer when our phone is right next to you?

>Uninstalled Cortana
>Windows 10
WinFags actually believe this

I have no one else to talk to. :(

lucida.ai

uh, what?

troll much bro?

/thread

freedom

They could put some fat guy answering questions by phone.

We should make a bot that just answers "install gentoo" to every question.

People with accessibility needs.

Honestly, who gives a flying fuck about cripples unless they're a patient or close relative?

They can be customers, too.

>enough edginess to give a baby smooth shave

I thought I left Cred Forums.

Memes

Oops, I think we're supposed to call them "residents" or "clients" these days

This is an 18+ website. Get back to class.

I do. Accessibility is a universally integral part of UX design. If I don't consider people with disabilities in the design, I have failed as a designer.

Mycroft

So does Windows.

No useless bloat

Linux is not a corporation

A good GUI

>>A good GUI