What can you do on a macbook air that you can't do on an atom or celeron netbook?

>What can you do on a macbook air that you can't do on an atom or celeron netbook?
Put it in an manila envelope. And then mail it away so you can buy a better computer.

>armpit hair
FUCK

you are blind

that's her like, head hair, asshat.

Macbook air is just a glorified netbook with a slightly better cpu and touchpad for a massive price hike.

Run OS X

Don't buy a MacBook Air. It's a legacy product that's getting phased out soon. They were good 3 years ago, when I bought mine, but I wouldn't buy one today.

Either get a MacBook or wait for the new MacBook Pros. Or get a used Thinkpad and upgrade everything yourself because you're an unemployed aspie and have that kind of time on your hands.

>Don't buy a Lenovo Thinkpad. It's a legacy product that's getting phased out soon. They were good 3 years ago, when I bought mine, but I wouldn't buy one today.

I want to do that thing where I stick my dick inside her through the fabric

>What can you do on a macbook air that you can't do on an atom or celeron netbook?
Have sex with Asian women.

Is this a swimsuit or a BDSM harness?

why not both?

actual work

It runs Homosex OS which has shit RAM management, doesn't close programs when you click the X button on windows, and is unstable and buggy as fuck. I have a MacBook Air 13 and the only good thing I can say about it is that it has amazing battery life. I get about 14-16 hours of light web browsing. I installed Debian stretch with KDE 5 and it's still more stable than MacOS. DO NOT BUY THIS PRODUCT FOR THE OPERATING SYSTEM!!! You will be disappointed.

None of us here are ever having sex with anyone so be realistic, user

that celeron notebook starts falling apart after 4 months.

not an apple fanboi, never even used an apple product, but apple products have great reliability that windows laptops can't really capture under $600

It's more fair to compare macbooks to $800+ windows laptops.

You won't with that attitude. Quit pretending everyone's as pathetic as you are and quit accepting the fact that you're pathetic.

>Quit pretending everyone's as pathetic as you are
No him but you're the odd one out. This is a technology image board, where we go because we care more about technology than maintaining “relationships”

I've had an asus t100ta for a while now, over a year, and it's still working fantastic and I'm getting great battery life.

The fuck you on about? Don't abuse your tech and it won't fall apart on you.

t. retard

Wut

They're both just facebook machines at this point, just go for the cheaper option...

Mid 2013 - 12 hours battery life. PCI SSD. The Surprisingly decent Intel HD Graphics 5000.

The 2013 Macbook was comfy at the time. But it's specs are painfully out of date and it's waiting on a refresh.

>PCI SSD
PCI was deprecated 18 years ago, why would Apple still be using it as late as 2013?

Idgaf about what's on paper. What can you do with that hardware. A dual core i5, 720p screen, 128GB flash storage, iGPU, 4GB ram.

Now what can that do that a Celeron or atom netbook can't?

There's an $1100 difference between pic related and , justify it.

jbhifi.com.au/computers-tablets/laptops/asus/asus-vivobook-e200ha-11-laptop-blue/932174/

>Now what can that do that a Celeron or atom netbook can't?
Is this a new meme? I've seen it at least three times today.

user is just confusing PCI and PCIe. Nothing to see here

I know, I'm just making fun of him for it.

Nice justification asshole

Literally the only pro to a macbook air is battery life, maybe weight if you're a muscle-less twig. Mine was always slow after the first year and I hated the screen

You can pay less for a much better latpop, or get a netbook for five times less and not have to deal with macOS.

Looks underage

What justification, shitposter?

Why do you care? There's no nudity.

Pretty much this.
If I wanted fuck huge bezels I'd just settle on a HP stream 11

My fiance has definitely given me shit for being up at 8am browsing Cred Forums

I find it funny that normies with girlfriends or wives are the ones that browse porn during classes. Others do their work. Wonder why.

My GF has threatened to break up with me if I continue to browse Cred Forums during our dates.

It's not as easy as it sounds, it's a fucking addiction now

topkek

>browsing Cred Forums on a date
Kill yourself

She's cylindrical, how could anyone possibly consider this attractive? Clearly it is merely an image of a child an no reason to be removed

>that flat non-existent chest
fucking gross

Did you know when women lay on their backs and stretch, their boobs shrink?

But that's okay, cause it comes back out when they sit/stand up!

asshole you just got me promoted

Is the shit-flinging and money you spend on her really worth the occasional sex?

Holy autism

What the fuck kind of abusive relationship did you suffer from

He's never been in one, that's just what he assumes every relationship is like.

>dates
>gf

What a loser. I bet you don't even have a neckbeard.

Does this count? Haven't shaved in a while...

All relationships I've been in have either cancelled out (highs and lows about equal) or been negative (highs brief, lows dragged out).

The thing about relationships though is that it's basically impossible to start or maintain one while being truthful, honest and open. Every relationship requires deceit, because the dreaminess of being deceived is part of what makes the fantasy work.

You need to tell a female that you love her, that the relationship means something to you, or whatever; which are purely fabricated feelings. If the relationship doesn't serve me, I don't see why I should put in the effort.

doesn't matter anymore, i must wank

If she deosn't let you do what the damn hell you please with your time and your attention, then she's holding you back as a human being.

Dump the vapid whore and follow your heart's desires, not the desires of some token that you keep around due to social pressure and bodily urges.

If you do not understand what it means to be free, you will not be capable of living a happy life. Emotional attachments only hurt you in the long run, if you manage to truly get rid of them you will become your own, self-fulfilled person.

So you've never loved someone?
That sounds depressing as fuck...

Jesus christ demo. Hurry up and make more videos.

You care about the shit we talk about on Cred Forums? That is really pathetic man. At least visit some sites with real discussion.

Love is only a label used to describe a condition. It's not a feeling in itself.

The feelings themselves are those of excessive desire, dependency, longing, euphoria, anxiety, etc. I would personally, and have often, described love as being pretty much the same as an addiction.

We chase relationships because our body tells us to, because we get urges to do so. We're even willing to mislead, deceive and expend money in order to maintain them, much like an addict trying to get his next fix.

You're not seeing it yet because you're blinding by your addiction. It's impossible to talk sense into an addict of any resource, which I understand far too well, having been addicted in many different forms throughout my life. (Even currently, I would say I am addicted to Cred Forums, for example. Of course, I would just rationalize it away if you tried to convince me to give it up)

The problem with addictions is when they become destructive, or negative; and I think that relationships fall into that category. (Certainly, Cred Forums also falls into that category, but I can't do anything about it)

I'm not sure why I'm posting this, since reading my words will not help you in any way. I guess I'm just trying to offer you a point of reference that you may, possibly, in some future, refer to later - if you ever find yourself struggling to find inspiration to live a relationship-free life.

It could be the case that you find them worth the cost, in which case all the more power to you. But if you ever feel like giving up, remember that love is just a manifestation of your addiction to emotional attachment. It can be overcome, allowing you to pursue your true desires to the fullest.

For example, I have personally always noticed that my ability to do useful work (e.g. develop free software, tinker with systems, offer technological advice, whatever) is greatly impacted by being in a relationship.

(cont)
Much of my focus, attention span and mental resources are effectively wasted, doing nothing useful other than expending energy to maintain a made-up state of “partnership” that holds no inherent meaning apart from giving both members the occasional, temporary rush/high.

If you can realize how much of yourself you are wasting away by draining your resources on somebody else's wants and needs, you will realize how much you have to gain from separating yourself from that desire.

But anyway, best of luck to you.

I truly feel sorry for you, user.

I just feel bad for you man...
I'm sorry if you truly believe what you typed

>Spotted the co-dependent.

Is this the final level of /r9k/?
Or can someone go even more pathetic than this?

I like the HP stream so much!

Does it play nice with Linux?

You're free to feel whatever you wish. It only goes to show that you probably have as much difficulty understanding my point of view as I have difficulty understanding your point of view.

To use an analogy, I've never drank alcohol, coffee or taken recreational drugs. But is it me who feels sorry for those that do, or is it those that do who feel sorry for me? Both would certainly answer “yes”, because we simply cannot imagine being in the other's shoes. I do not feel like I am missing out, because it lets me explore other avenues of life instead.

But that's the beauty of humanity - we all form our own unique perspectives, which is what lets us work together as a whole. An army of identical beings would not develop the complex social structures and technological partitions; nor be capable the intense creativity and self-inspiration as humans are wont to do.

I used to be a dreamer, a romantic; I used to bounce from girls to girl, even dumping one in favor of others. I still have fond memories of the many people I have met over my life. But I've always felt a need to give up relationships as well, in order to focus on myself. At some point, usually after a year or two, I've always felt like the relationship was offering me nothing new. Nobody has ever broken up with me, it's always been the opposite.

I just don't see the point in maintaining them. They fizzle out. Why not separate yourself, perhaps being a better person after the experience, and move on with life? At this stage in life, I don't even see the point in chasing after them anymore.

There's always someone worse, no matter what.

I don't see why it wouldn't, it's just a celeron. It's the atoms that don't play nice iirc

Oh and just a fyi. What you described isn't love, it's limerence.

I don't love my day, because he has done little to deserve it.
I love my mom and she so deserves it.
But we are expected to love our parents.

I love my niece. I would die for her no questions asked. I would kill if needed. That is the only love I've ever known.

Consider suicide.

You sound like you're starting to give up on life...

This makes no sense. Suicide is a method to cope with suffering. I am not suffering. Perhaps you are trying to instigate my suicide as an indirect way of trying to eliminate me from the gene pool instead?

If so, do not worry - I have no plans of reproducing. I think overpopulation is bad enough as it is, and furthering the problem seems irresponsible. Plus, I don't see a point in having children at all. My child's life would not be my own. Might as well live my own life instead of pouring resources into proxy-living somebody else's.

If you think I am a drain on society, I assure you I am not. I am employed and actively contribute to free software, some of which you probably use (seeing as this is Cred Forums). But that's beside the point - you must have some agenda for trying to eliminate me from the world.

If so, what is it? Do you have some monetary gain attached with my disappearance? Do you want to silence my opinions? Or do you simply want to say something naughty on an image-board for shits and giggles?

Well, what do you mean by giving up? The only way I can read meaning into that statement is, for example, giving up hopes/dreams; or plans for the future. In which case, you would absolutely be right - in as much as I already have removed myself from future hopes.

The thing is, if you have a hope or dream, then the best possible thing that can happen is that they get fulfilled, in which case good for you? And in the worst case, they get shattered or denied - which feels terrible.

By not having any hopes for the future, it's impossible to be disappointed. I just live in the moment, and set the bar low. That way, I can be positively surprised, which I often am - but never negatively disappointed.

I think healthy pessimism/skepticism is the best way to lead a happy and fufilled life. Don't expect anything from others, and you will not be disappointed. Just focus on your own pastimes and enjoyment in life.

Only difference is the OS.

Otherwise I'd probably go with a HP stream 11 over the macbook.

>cheap
>sturdy
>good battery life

You're real dumb, user. Look again.

You could probably do more real work on a $200 Asus than a 11" Macbook Air.

I fully agree with you on the parent thing. They're not just mutually beneficial, they're in an almost entirely one-sided relationship with me.

My parents have done more for me in my life than I can even begin to measure. They have provided me with uncountable amounts of wisdom, guidance, support, counseling, money and emotional stimulus throughout my upbringing. They have dedicated vast amounts of their time, energy and resources into enabling me to live a happy, healtyh and relatively care-free life.

Anything I can do for my parents in return is but a paltry token in comparison to what they've given me. I know it's not the same for everybody, but at least for me, my parents deserve the most amount of respect and reciprocation out of any human being on the planet.

Until a female can devote half her life to showering me with affection, she doesn't deserve even a tenth of the resources I expend for my parents. So why should I?

It makes perfect sense. You're pathetic and are probably only going to get worse, just quit delaying the inevitable.
>trying to eliminate me from the gene pool
You seem to be doing a pretty good job of that on your own.
>Plus, I don't see a point in having children at all. My child's life would not be my own. Might as well live my own life instead of pouring resources into proxy-living somebody else's.
See, it's this sort of bullshit that makes me want to tell you to off yourself.

How are those asus transformers? I like the idea of switching between netbook and tablet

>It makes perfect sense. You're pathetic and are probably only going to get worse
While I do not understand your motives, I question your methods:

Let me give you a few tips. If you want to get me down and/or motivate me to kill myself, you need to talk about technology. I'm serious. The most depressing thing to me is the march of megacorporations and the way they infect technology with their cancer.

The things I enjoy most in life are being corrupted by superpowers hell-bent on opposing my lifestyle. (A lifestyle of freedom, choice and the ability to be my own person)

They want me in their tracking platforms, they want me using their pre-packaged malware, they want to kill my programmable computers, they want me installing their DRM and they want me giving up my privacy in the name of “convenience”.

Every time I've thought about killing myself, it has been due to the negative decay of yet another avenue of technology. Since then I've had to learn to mostly shut a blind eye and just focus on the good, which is easiest to do by just staying as far away from windows, facebook, etc. and staying in my Linux/FOSS petting zoos.

So if you want me to kill myself, remind me about how shitty the world of technology is getting. Show me some IoT captions or something I guess. Those are sure to get me disappointed with humanity.

Oracle

I'm mostly on the same page as you, user. However, it is possible to imagine a relationship that is mutually beneficial, and therefore the possibility does exist. Granted it's LPQ compared to other interests.

Op don't fall for the MacBook air meme you bonehead.

fucking hell m8, that does it. I'm killing myself tonight. Can't stand this middleware bloat in my enterprise apps anymore

My parents bought one. So you'd at least be as cool as my parents.

Is there any point doing reverse search now that Google doesn't give specific matching results?

Just look at this shit.

You're just mistaking a real swimsuit for your false expectations from anime.

The thing about relationships is that to “start” one, you have to “look for” one; and to look for one, you have to use platforms you are uncomfortable with. I do not enjoy being at parties, I do not enjoy using skype etc., I tend to not enjoy communicating with “normies” (to use the Cred Forums term) in general.

If I have to install nonfree software to talk to a girl, she can fuck right off, for example. If you filter out people like those, you're not exactly left with a high chance of actually even meeting somebody. Most of my mediums are anonymous or fleeting, with longer-term attachments only forming between me and my teammates and regular correspondences, for example members of free software projects that I'm part of the community in.

That's not to say it's impossible. When it happens, it happens. Heck, I've even been in a relationship with somebody I've met on Cred Forums before, and it was one of more interesting ones. (Eventually the whole “relationship” thing fizzled out and we became just friends). But there's no point in trying to actively pursue them. It's a waste of resources, and to do so is essentially the same as getting your hopes up, or setting a goal for yourself - two things which I personally am very keen to avoid.

I'm sure that if you ask any mature person on their advice on relationships, the recommendation will always be to wait for it to happen, rather than trying to look for one; and this is the ideology I subscribe to. Don't expend any effort into trying to create or sustain a relationship that isn't sparking or sustaining itself.

Because if it isn't sustaining itself, it's not the kind of relationship that I would enjoy having, you know?

>longer-term attachments only forming between me and my teammates and regular correspondences, for example members of free software projects that I'm part of the community in.
Forgot to mention, these are obviously all male. I've never met a girl that could program.

>The thing about relationships is that to “start” one, you have to “look for” one
Entirely untrue. My last relationship started with girl walking up to me as I skated past a wedding party.

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This is why I put my statement in quotes. You did not “start” that relationship, your relationship simply happened. I meant to distinguish that difference in the rest of my post (which I'm not sure if you've read)

By “starting” a relationship I was referring to actively seeking one, e.g. via dating websites, or talking to girls with the explicit goal in the back of your mind of starting a relationship.

Use Grindr on it, and/or masturbate to gay porn more easily.

miyako's chest is a miracle of the universe

Run Logic Pro X which is easily the best value DAW around

Is the HP stream 11 a good notebook? I already have a desktop for demanding shit, I just want a laptop with good battery life for YouTube and shit