There are ten types of people that understand binary

There are ten types of people that understand binary.

Those that do, and those that don't.

Shitty tech jokes general.

I don't think you understand the joke because it only works if you write the numerals "10" not spell it out.

Heh.

*chuckles heartily*

A man walks into a bar
-ouch

OH NOW I GET IT

That's dumb.

user, how much do you weigh?

Asking for a fiend.

Your mom solved the traveling salesman problem in o(1) by being in all places simultaneously.

If I wanted a joke, I would have asked what your one-rep max is

>asking for a fiend
>fiend
oh my

HAHAHA


...I wanna die...

Shoo shoo /fit/
>tfw failed to progress on OHP again today

I'd tell you a joke about UDP, but you probably wouldn't get it.

How many software engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, that's more of a hardware issue.

-sensible chuckle-

A lady calls her programmer husband and says "while you're out, pick up some milk." He never came home.

...

Oh shit that's pretty good

Reminds me of "A woman tells her huband to go to the store to buy some milk and says "while you're there, check and see if they have any bread, if they do, grab two"

The husband comes home with two bags of milk.

Hi, OP. If just like to remind you that this board is for the discussion of technology. Please take your joke thread to and fuck off there please.

>bags of milk

I get that you're baiting, but still, fuck you.

Language works with base 10 numbers. Therefore, you should read out numbers written in binary expressions exactly as they are written, or else it would make no sense.

Oh god, why did you take the b-

Oh...

I don't get it

>while you're there, check and see if they have any bread
>while you're there
Actually, he segfaults.

Pic related

>tfw can't deadlist bar

This one good kek

>go faster stickers

>while you're out
infinite loop

There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those that don't understand binary.
Those that do.
And those that know this is a trinary joke.

In Russia, they come in both cartons and bags.
t. Native Russian

how does language deal with hex? 7F ? I read binary 0110 as six if I know its in a binary context.

Why? It ends when he's not outside anymore.

Yes, but he never stops to pick up milk becuase he is always outside. His wife didn't tell him when to stop

Why should you never talk to compilers about parentheses?

It'll start an argument.

I haven't worked on loops for a while.

You are all pathetic pseudo-tech-savvy friendless virgins that play video games.

>dat picture

Kek

A programmer and his wife have a baby. When the programmer goes back to work one of his colleagues says "congratulations, is it a boy or a girl?" The programmer answers "yes"

You mean 10 types...

What is this? Fail thread?

We just say "seven fags".

You can't read

calling it trinary like a pleb
true master race refers to base 3 as ternary

or triply-do-dee to you UK folks

10

tfw your gender binary only runs in emulation mode

: (

>he doesn't live in Canada

...

This would end when he's holding such a big stack of bags of milk that he falls over and the bags break and overflow.

holy shit

>for the azeroth