He carries a tracking device with him wherever he goes

>he carries a tracking device with him wherever he goes
>he doesn't know that cell service providers sell your location data to advertisers
networkworld.com/article/3004493/mobile-wireless/how-wireless-providers-are-quietly-cashing-in-on-your-location-data.html
adage.com/article/datadriven-marketing/24-billion-data-business-telcos-discuss/301058/
theverge.com/2013/4/9/4187654/how-carriers-sell-your-location-and-get-away-with-it
cbsnews.com/news/san-jose-will-track-cellphones-during-super-bowl-50/

And one of the companies that buys the data:
airsage.com/

What's your excuse for carrying a cell phone?

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It's a job phone that I was issued.

This is news to you? Hello millenials!!!

>implying I carry a phone
>implying I didn't know they sell location data

>Implying I care that I'm a dot on a chart somewhere

And how does this inconvenience me in the slightest?

bump

>block ads on your phone
>profit

That was easy.

I have nothing to hide so why would I give a fuck?

I have a girlfriend

>his girlfriend keeps him on an electronic leash

C

Would your landlord, employer, family, or friends take adverse action against you if they knew your most deviant fetishes and heard every single rant you've ever made about any of them in "private"?

Straight hentai and Blondes with glasses are my only fetish and I have nothing to rant about them, i would not say in their faces in a timed and appropriate manner.

Of course there are a lot of lolis, traps and furry porn that i see because you all are faggots.

Getting off to hentai is enough for someone to label you something akin to a pedophile since you're masturbating to a cartoon and cartoons are meant for children.

>Cartoons are meant for children
King of the Hill
Beavis and Butthead
Robot Chicken
BoJack Horseman
South Park

You go ahead and tell that to people who think cartoons are meant for children and anyone who claims otherwise hasn't grown up.

>He doesn't use a location scrambler

This. Same goes for books and music.
If you still read books or listen to music in 2016 you are a man child.

Depends which books and music, I guess. You won't be seen as a child for reading War and Peace. You will for reading My Little Pony Fanbook: Daring Doo Adventures!

>implying that will help when the location data is based on what cell towers you connect to

It doesn't matter if you have anything to hide, it's a slippery slope. Where does it end? What if your boss or landlord could get that info?
I have nothing to hide either but it's the principle.
>muh rights
Then again, at the end of the day what the fuck am I gonna do?
Fuck all!
My life wouldn't work well without a phone.

'Private' and 'secret' aren't the same thing.
I don't do anything unusual at all on the toilet, but I'd still object to doing my business in a clear cubicle on the corner of a busy intersection.

Not hard to find me, I'm always in the same place

>Phone tracks location
>Sells it to advertisers
>They advertise to me
>I block their ads

Who gives a shit?

>implying blockable ads in your browser are the only way advertisers target you
>not noticing the recent push for target ads disguised as actual content

>He doesn't know how to block them as well

I live in the real world and have a job. I'm not home 24/7 and sometimes people need to get a hold of me, or I want to talk to people. It's easy to avoid cell phones when you're a loser with no friends.

>implying you can block ads inserted server side into things such as search results

...

>ads on the page served as search results, in the exact same way that search results are served
>implying your adblocker can tell the difference
If a web page is made to serve dynamic content such as search results, companies are currently working on ways to bias the content served for advertising purposes. The only way to "block" those ads is to not use those sites.

Only if you carry Fatdroid. :^)

Keep thinking, you'll get it eventually.

Who the fuck cares? I block ads so I don't see any of them.

Do you think they're just going to come out and say "I'm an ad"?

You're almost there.

>He knows a mlp book...

Depends what you listen to. Something like youtube.com/watch?v=AdIpoE2LEps isn't for man children.

Oh no im so scared! Advertisers are going to know where i go to. Someone help!

Ever heard of assassins?

That's a cultural construct. You only think like that because of how you were raised. Just because you were broken into believing certain things it doesn't mean that the whole world works like that.

who cares?

>not noticing the recent push for target ads disguised as actual content

I don't because I block them.

>implying you can block ads inserted server side into things such as search results

You can.

>implying your adblocker can tell the difference

It can because it can tell where it links. You must be pretty stupid if you think that ad blockers block stuff based only on how it's delivered or the place it has in the site.

In order to track ad profit 5 things are required. If you don't know about this I won't lose time explaining it to you.

>he thinks it ends at just advertisers

>I don't because I block them.
You block news articles? Did you happen to miss the recent articles about how Google was toying around with the Youtube related videos to try to feed people targeted propaganda?