What would be a good name for a W-LAN connection?

and please no bullshit like candlejack, flowers by Irene etc. That shit got old alrea

ID: ask me for the password
Pass: will you go out with me

Cute girl asks => profit
Dudes => ??

>make open wifi network, segregated from internal network
>call it "McDonalds free WIFI"
>sniff all the traffic that goes through it
>???

Either
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
or
I FUCK CARTOON HORSES

...."there's no McDonalds here!"

squirtle squad headquarters

not everything has to be a meme you fucking idiot

BurgerKing
McDonalds
or really , can be fucking anything as long as it looks authentic

You can also go full nazi with "ReichsNet Zugangspunkt" or some shit, if that's your kind of thing.

Make it an open connection and set a transparent proxy to replace all the images with cats, and also steal their un-encrypted traffic.

I'm going to name my wireless network this.

FBI Party Van

Please don't steal my internets
(random combination of numbers and letters)
Or just leave the name default, nobody gives a shit.

Theres no law in the US against impersonating stores or having nazi names?

There's a law about free wifi

I try and do something relevant to my area. I live down the road from a famous local eatery that gives away "I Brake For Pie" stickers so I made ours "I Brake For 3.14"

I live in dense apartment block and inssider detects 40-60 networks at any point, and my 2 meter long outdoor antenna with active booster dominates the whole area.
ssid:Astronomican

SSID: I suck tremendous dick
Pass: OpIsAFagget

>not having an SSID randomly generated using a key that is shared between your devices so that you can't be tracked
okay I'm not actually doing this either, but it'd be cool

>live in the suburbs
>hotspots have the name of the hardware

>move to the city
>majority of hotspots have some forced humor names

what do they mean by this

>okay I'm not actually doing this either
Good to know, user!! We were seriously worried for a moment here!!!

>Pretty fly for a WiFi
>404 - Server not found

Last two ones I've used. Should I just make it invisible so my relatives stop asking me for the password?

>what is a BSSID

...

>>Pretty fly for a WiFi

pretty much used for very second wifi ID in the city.
congrats.

> all decent websites force https
> get nothing useful whatsoever

Unless you just DNS spoof and phish the hell out of everyone

>Implying I live in the city
I have to walk to the edge of my property just to pick up the neighbours signal

What's your ssid?

Mine is just Wireless Internet.

you can MITM https connections, assuming users will ignore the warning they get about the certificate being invalid (i imagine at least some people do/will)

whatever the default of the box is

yet

ImDownloadingPornOnYourWiFi

LocationOfNetwork@NetworkType

For example.

Home Network@ Network All User
Shortened to
H@Net_All
Is it's 5.0 GHz

H@Net_All_5.0Ghz

"Router model" "Network speed"

Works for me here in Iceland.

It's called free speech and yes, it also allows you to have Nazi or communist names.

pretty fly for a wi fi

I don't know, I just fly the drone

Free WiFi only for Gay Niggers

>he's asking Cred Forums to name his wifi network for him

thanks for clarifying, i was really confused about what OP was asking

O fug, now I get it

shiieet, haha that was it then
cool

Honest Hitler's Industrial Ovens

>they are this retarded that they didn't realize it beforehand
Back to /reddit/ :^)

what's a reddit?

It hurts when IP

Low-tier but I hear some people laughing from time to time

Who the hell is candlejack I don't g

It's an old meme where peo

>Marty Mc WiFi

Lol I get the reference XDD!

>anons think it's ok to meme incorrectly
How do you even fuck up the candlejack meme? You say his name first befo

Hold on what is this candlejack bullsh

Post screenshot.

Stop it.
Just because you looked up some stale meme doesn't mean you have to jump on the band wagon. This shit is lame and it was never funny, even when the Candlejack shit was new, so fucking stop that shit.

OP, any other name than the default of the wlan hardware is pure faggotry and you sh

WU-LAN Clan

ID: OPisa
Pass: faggot

That way only other channers get your internet.

Thing is modern browsers hide the option to ignore the warning during SSL stripping

>Not theming your network and devices
Terrible.

dontaskcauseyournotgettingit

or

tell my wifi love her

your-waifi-a-shit

Schalke fuer immer

I'm gonna need more rope.

fick dich weg.

Bill Wi the Science Fi

Mr. Spooky internet machine

SKYNET

Black Lifes Dont Matter

>Lifes
Congratulations, you're literally a living caricature of an illiterate racist

cock sucking faggot, I bet you were born after the fucking towers got fucked by jet fuel

he's pretty fly for a white guy

candelja-
get it, because he got me
oh wait was I supposed to say the name first, I don't get these epic memes, I came here from ebalmsworld.

Who's candleja-

Just name it as W-LAN CONNECTION.

Bring_beer_receive_internetz

Shout_bukake_for_password

idk something that makes random strangers do funny stupid shit or gets them to bribe you with beer.

Then immediately boot them off the network, change password, enjoy free beer.

your phone number

Cred Forums everyone

Will Suck Cock for GF

Or [Insert WiFi Name]

Someone in my apartment complex uses "RavioliRavlioliGiveMeThe" with the continuation predictably as the password.

How do I warn them that their shit is going to get used for CP or some shit if I don't know who owns it?

NSASurveillanceVan#2712B

"FBI Honeypot"

You can always teach them the hard way.

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