Use iPhone

>use iPhone
>get laid constantly
>be motivated
>be fit

>use android
>fat lazy virgin
>no motivation to improve your own life
>no commitment, be a fat lazy fuck

>use windows phone
>be professional suit and tie
>pretend to work all day, get paid well
>slim but not athletic

>use symbian
>complete and utter poorfag virgin who can barely afford to eat

>use meego
>be a special autistic snowflake shilling your n900 everywhere you go

>use BBOS
>think you're intellectually superior
>you're actually a sentient celery

>use Ubuntu touch or Sailfish
>paranoid neet, fearing the great google botnet

>use firefox phone
>PooInTheFuckingLoo

Did I miss any?

yeah
>be OP
>be a hueg fucking faggot

oy vey, back to /fit/ with you

>buy $700 iPhone
>can't view webms
wew

Iphone shill, but nt too wrong.

Slightly exaggerated most of them

ITT we guess what phone OP uses.

I'm guessing an Android. Probably a Nexus.

>Not an iphone 7

But maybe it's a Winblows phone too

Jesus Christ how did you know?

>nexus 5

...

From what I've seen from friends and myself

>IPhone - normie, buys stupid shit constantly and finances it, has sex, not often physically active, eats at restaurants often, wagecuck

>android (me)- frugal/diy person, has sex but less often, more physical activities, lazy but all my important shit always gets done, prefer to buy tools over lattes and gimmicks, full-time student

>windows - moms who just want to call and text their kids.

I get laid quite a bit more than my colleagues with iPhones.
I'm 6'8" and go to the gym for 10 hours a week.
I just like the vastly superior OS and green bubbles don't matter if you don't go for a mouth breathing blond or black. M9 btw.

New one:
>iPhone
>Feel vastly superior
>Lie about sex life
>Play music through speakers so everyone can here you listening to Drake
>Eat shit with your hands and justify it with a logo and a lacking OS

android user here. you're right about the lazy and no motivation part, but i'm not fat or a virgin.

The iOS description suits BB10OS perfectly

He just guessed...

here you go since you try so hard
(You)
(You)
(You)
(You)

Looks like he did

>>use iPhone
>>get laid constantly

This is actually true. What they don't tell you is that it is dudes they are fucking.

...

Windows phone is so fucking awful, in my experience anyone using it wishes they weren't, and only has it because phone was cheap

Iphone users fall into a few distinct categories, either
>Brainwashed sheep who will rabidly shill apple products but know nothing about alternative products
>People who care more about aesthetics than anything else
>Socially dependent millenials who need one to be accepted by their peer group
>Faggots
>People who don't understand tech but think expensive probably means better.

Did I miss any? (Android is pretty much everyone else)

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Does Cred Forums get laid at all or are you all /r9k/ tier?

Also
>be me, laid with many girls in different parts of world
>qt3.14 euro gf
>literal manlet 5'8 & android user

OP BTFO

Too real

if ur getting laid by anorexics like her then screw off

Still better than you getting laid by your hand

Shut up you stupid virgin

...

Not an argument.

i dont like little boy bodies, faggot

Still better than getting laid by your hand

Still better than being a virgin

>using smartphone choice as an almighty metric to determine and evaluate someone's lifestyle
Do people actually think like this?

Whelp, looks like I'm off to buy an iPhone 7

...

I use iOS and the windows phone user description most accurately describes me.

I just might visit fit now, always wanted to taste my own cum

Why are you mixing smartphones and smartphone operating systems?

I AM NOT SENTIENT CELERY

>posting anime on g
Yes you are.

Mah nigga

>Did I miss any?
Yeah, use Arch.

Because he's an autistic faggot who just got a brand new contract iPhone 7 from their parents for learning to add two numbers together

>Arch
>smartphone OS

Same as BBOS.

>ripping on BB10OS
Buttmad Android manchild detected

>tfw BBOS 5.0
I'm not celery right?

Why haven't you upgraded to BB10OS?

I don't my Tour supports it.

Of course it doesn't, I meant why haven't you upgraded to a modern BlackBerry to use the best mobile OS ever made?

It's dependable and I don't want to waste money.

>I just might visit fit now, always wanted to taste my own cum
fucking kek

Because he's not a sentient celery

>Being this autistic.
Just buy a better phone.

>implying the webm poster's not the autist
>implying only iOS users are sick of his bullshit shitposting

Smartphone is a meme because it's carrying the-personal-computer-meme everywhere.

Spreadsheet was fine, but after that we've gone too far. Graphic cards are an abomination. The only meaning of powerful computers is to compile your OS by yourself, otherwise I don't see why you would need it.

If you don't use specific software for a specific purpose, e.g. torrent for downloading specific movies and music (and not conversely, downloading movies and music to use torrent), LaTeX for writing academic papers, web browser to complete a task (and not completing tasks just to use your web browser), then you don't need a computer, and the fact that governments, with their own coercition force, want to force me to use a computer, is infamous.

The only people who would be this assmad are people who can't open Webms.

Well yeah, that's a file format. I'm ok with people who can't open webm and who get mad about that, but don't say that that's the posters' responsibility: that's a technical limitation of your OS.

I'm this assmad and I open webms daily. It's just fucking annoying. I've seen at least 15 threads today where that retard's reposting images as webms. I fucking get it, a modern format has better compression, no fucking shit. No need to shitpost about it in every fucking thread you see.

one more for iphone
>people who dont really give a fuck about phones, ie most normal people and just want something that werks

Why do you care?

>It's just fucking annoying. I've seen at least 15 threads today where that retard's reposting images as webms. I fucking get it, a modern format has better compression, no fucking shit. No need to shitpost about it in every fucking thread you see.

Windows Phone user here:
Don't wear suit and tie.
Do pretend to work most of the time, get paid decent.
Fairly muscle/athletic (Trainee Firefighter)

Just ignore it omg, stop being so autistic. I'm sorry some script kiddie invaded your safe space with a meme that'll die out soon or get banned.

It's hard to when it's literally fucking everywhere.

It's literally one post that's barely in half the threads. Just scroll past it.

I know it's not easy when you're angry, but just don't linger. Scroll past it and pretend you never saw it.

If you get angry, the trolls win.

Can confirm the windows phone one. She says she loves how the battery lasts almost as long as on her old Nokium brick.

I'm on BB OS 10.
wtf is wrong with being a sentient celery???

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>own iphone 6
>own mac air
>fit and good looking
>never had a social media account
>no women
>hissmileisgone.jpg
>might as well be a neckbeard
>cries in corner remembering how many girls i laid on icq, aim and messenger

>infamous
what did he mean by this
what did he mean by any of this

What if you have two or more of them?

Oh you can view them but it's just a meme format.

>laid
>get
>i

>gf
jej

Wp user here. Op nailed it. That's me.

Sorry, that may be a translation mistake. Say outragious?

I used to get laid, then I moved.

Now I don't know anyone, and don't get laid.

underrated kek

>xxx.webm
>...open in VLC
Also enjoy the library.

Feels like this is actually what most of these github using, linux using, "technology enthusiasts" actually believe

I mean the dev for dashchan made an extension for that app to enable webm support, but he literally just made an empty container and expects you to code the rest of it yourself. at that point why are you even looking for apps on github? if you are able and willing to do that, then you'd be coding your own fucking apps.

In what world is that anything other than sheer damn laziness

why does this shitty thread still exist

Bump

Thanks for your answer, I'm glad (and quite surprised) this generated constructive debates.

I don't know, besides your example, who are these Github and Linux enthusiasts you're talking about, and if you meant that "people" believe that computer is a meme (in which case I would be surprised too) or if they believe that computers should be used as a purpose by itself. If you're still here, would you please develop more?