>use iPhone >get laid constantly >be motivated >be fit
>use android >fat lazy virgin >no motivation to improve your own life >no commitment, be a fat lazy fuck
>use windows phone >be professional suit and tie >pretend to work all day, get paid well >slim but not athletic
>use symbian >complete and utter poorfag virgin who can barely afford to eat
>use meego >be a special autistic snowflake shilling your n900 everywhere you go
>use BBOS >think you're intellectually superior >you're actually a sentient celery
>use Ubuntu touch or Sailfish >paranoid neet, fearing the great google botnet
>use firefox phone >PooInTheFuckingLoo
Did I miss any?
Christian Anderson
yeah >be OP >be a hueg fucking faggot
Brayden Phillips
oy vey, back to /fit/ with you
Nolan Hughes
>buy $700 iPhone >can't view webms wew
Hudson Diaz
Iphone shill, but nt too wrong.
Adam King
Slightly exaggerated most of them
Brayden Davis
ITT we guess what phone OP uses.
I'm guessing an Android. Probably a Nexus.
Caleb Price
>Not an iphone 7
But maybe it's a Winblows phone too
Robert Price
Jesus Christ how did you know?
>nexus 5
Adam Rogers
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Jason Ramirez
From what I've seen from friends and myself
>IPhone - normie, buys stupid shit constantly and finances it, has sex, not often physically active, eats at restaurants often, wagecuck
>android (me)- frugal/diy person, has sex but less often, more physical activities, lazy but all my important shit always gets done, prefer to buy tools over lattes and gimmicks, full-time student
>windows - moms who just want to call and text their kids.
Chase Jackson
I get laid quite a bit more than my colleagues with iPhones. I'm 6'8" and go to the gym for 10 hours a week. I just like the vastly superior OS and green bubbles don't matter if you don't go for a mouth breathing blond or black. M9 btw.
New one: >iPhone >Feel vastly superior >Lie about sex life >Play music through speakers so everyone can here you listening to Drake >Eat shit with your hands and justify it with a logo and a lacking OS
Cameron Garcia
android user here. you're right about the lazy and no motivation part, but i'm not fat or a virgin.
Easton Wright
The iOS description suits BB10OS perfectly
Jacob Rogers
He just guessed...
Lincoln Mitchell
here you go since you try so hard (You) (You) (You) (You)
Zachary Reyes
Looks like he did
Ayden Harris
>>use iPhone >>get laid constantly
This is actually true. What they don't tell you is that it is dudes they are fucking.
Colton Morgan
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Sebastian Gutierrez
Windows phone is so fucking awful, in my experience anyone using it wishes they weren't, and only has it because phone was cheap
Iphone users fall into a few distinct categories, either >Brainwashed sheep who will rabidly shill apple products but know nothing about alternative products >People who care more about aesthetics than anything else >Socially dependent millenials who need one to be accepted by their peer group >Faggots >People who don't understand tech but think expensive probably means better.
Did I miss any? (Android is pretty much everyone else)
Matthew Williams
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Isaac Nelson
Does Cred Forums get laid at all or are you all /r9k/ tier?
Also >be me, laid with many girls in different parts of world >qt3.14 euro gf >literal manlet 5'8 & android user
OP BTFO
Mason Martinez
Too real
Isaac Brown
if ur getting laid by anorexics like her then screw off
Jayden Campbell
Still better than you getting laid by your hand
Zachary Lee
Shut up you stupid virgin
Brandon Gray
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Tyler Brown
Not an argument.
Nathaniel Adams
i dont like little boy bodies, faggot
Kayden Lee
Still better than getting laid by your hand
Christian Bennett
Still better than being a virgin
Carter Watson
>using smartphone choice as an almighty metric to determine and evaluate someone's lifestyle Do people actually think like this?
Matthew Foster
Whelp, looks like I'm off to buy an iPhone 7
Tyler Gutierrez
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Jacob Russell
I use iOS and the windows phone user description most accurately describes me.
Nathan Allen
I just might visit fit now, always wanted to taste my own cum
Andrew Thomas
Why are you mixing smartphones and smartphone operating systems?
Jayden Butler
I AM NOT SENTIENT CELERY
Jayden Green
>posting anime on g Yes you are.
Matthew Smith
Mah nigga
Austin James
>Did I miss any? Yeah, use Arch.
Oliver White
Because he's an autistic faggot who just got a brand new contract iPhone 7 from their parents for learning to add two numbers together
Samuel Sanders
>Arch >smartphone OS
Chase Davis
Same as BBOS.
Jacob Peterson
>ripping on BB10OS Buttmad Android manchild detected
Angel Howard
>tfw BBOS 5.0 I'm not celery right?
Jackson Allen
Why haven't you upgraded to BB10OS?
Leo Miller
I don't my Tour supports it.
Christopher James
Of course it doesn't, I meant why haven't you upgraded to a modern BlackBerry to use the best mobile OS ever made?
Thomas Morgan
It's dependable and I don't want to waste money.
Jordan Hughes
>I just might visit fit now, always wanted to taste my own cum fucking kek
Charles Rodriguez
Because he's not a sentient celery
Jackson King
>Being this autistic. Just buy a better phone.
Chase Thompson
>implying the webm poster's not the autist >implying only iOS users are sick of his bullshit shitposting
Tyler Cruz
Smartphone is a meme because it's carrying the-personal-computer-meme everywhere.
Spreadsheet was fine, but after that we've gone too far. Graphic cards are an abomination. The only meaning of powerful computers is to compile your OS by yourself, otherwise I don't see why you would need it.
If you don't use specific software for a specific purpose, e.g. torrent for downloading specific movies and music (and not conversely, downloading movies and music to use torrent), LaTeX for writing academic papers, web browser to complete a task (and not completing tasks just to use your web browser), then you don't need a computer, and the fact that governments, with their own coercition force, want to force me to use a computer, is infamous.
Michael Hernandez
The only people who would be this assmad are people who can't open Webms.
Cameron Reed
Well yeah, that's a file format. I'm ok with people who can't open webm and who get mad about that, but don't say that that's the posters' responsibility: that's a technical limitation of your OS.
Tyler Roberts
I'm this assmad and I open webms daily. It's just fucking annoying. I've seen at least 15 threads today where that retard's reposting images as webms. I fucking get it, a modern format has better compression, no fucking shit. No need to shitpost about it in every fucking thread you see.
Logan Gray
one more for iphone >people who dont really give a fuck about phones, ie most normal people and just want something that werks
Jaxson Turner
Why do you care?
Jayden Anderson
>It's just fucking annoying. I've seen at least 15 threads today where that retard's reposting images as webms. I fucking get it, a modern format has better compression, no fucking shit. No need to shitpost about it in every fucking thread you see.
Christopher Wright
Windows Phone user here: Don't wear suit and tie. Do pretend to work most of the time, get paid decent. Fairly muscle/athletic (Trainee Firefighter)
Nolan Roberts
Just ignore it omg, stop being so autistic. I'm sorry some script kiddie invaded your safe space with a meme that'll die out soon or get banned.
Owen Reyes
It's hard to when it's literally fucking everywhere.
David Scott
It's literally one post that's barely in half the threads. Just scroll past it.
I know it's not easy when you're angry, but just don't linger. Scroll past it and pretend you never saw it.
If you get angry, the trolls win.
Christopher Rivera
Can confirm the windows phone one. She says she loves how the battery lasts almost as long as on her old Nokium brick.
William Brown
I'm on BB OS 10. wtf is wrong with being a sentient celery???
Cooper Wood
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Sebastian Kelly
>own iphone 6 >own mac air >fit and good looking >never had a social media account >no women >hissmileisgone.jpg >might as well be a neckbeard >cries in corner remembering how many girls i laid on icq, aim and messenger
Xavier Butler
>infamous what did he mean by this what did he mean by any of this
Andrew Campbell
What if you have two or more of them?
Brody Roberts
Oh you can view them but it's just a meme format.
Carson Garcia
>laid >get >i
Caleb Hill
>gf jej
Samuel Collins
Wp user here. Op nailed it. That's me.
Angel Campbell
Sorry, that may be a translation mistake. Say outragious?
Cameron King
I used to get laid, then I moved.
Now I don't know anyone, and don't get laid.
Levi Sanders
underrated kek
Elijah Green
>xxx.webm >...open in VLC Also enjoy the library.
Joseph Wilson
Feels like this is actually what most of these github using, linux using, "technology enthusiasts" actually believe
I mean the dev for dashchan made an extension for that app to enable webm support, but he literally just made an empty container and expects you to code the rest of it yourself. at that point why are you even looking for apps on github? if you are able and willing to do that, then you'd be coding your own fucking apps.
In what world is that anything other than sheer damn laziness
Christian Parker
why does this shitty thread still exist
Adrian Thomas
Bump
Andrew Thomas
Thanks for your answer, I'm glad (and quite surprised) this generated constructive debates.
I don't know, besides your example, who are these Github and Linux enthusiasts you're talking about, and if you meant that "people" believe that computer is a meme (in which case I would be surprised too) or if they believe that computers should be used as a purpose by itself. If you're still here, would you please develop more?