Hey Cred Forums, I have a nice joke for you.
What do you call a laptop which sings?
Cred Forums Jokes thread
Jeremiah Butler
Justin Harris
The answer is a Dell™!
Logan Morales
Q:What did the Linux user's friend say?
A:
Daniel Torres
You don't permission to hear the rest of the joke
Jack Perry
This is a cute thread
A Dell
Jeremiah Carter
i don't get it
Landon Cruz
Which programmer is the worst (aircraft) pilot?
Stallman!
Tyler Anderson
ok, it's been said before
that doesn't explain it
Elijah Nguyen
>You will never cuddle baby holo
>You will never never hug that little slice of heaven in disguise
Why live
Asher Peterson
>>You will never cuddle baby holo
I think that's a Toshinou Kyouko.
Chase Rodriguez
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Levi Rodriguez
Did you know that I use """Arch Linux""" it's kind of a hacker OS, you wouldn't understand. :^)
Christian Nguyen
Adele is a popular singer (en.m.wikipedia.org
Oliver Baker
>iPhone
Hudson Powell
I have a joke for you:
A scientist wants to conduct an experiment on how operating systems affect the brain. So he buys one from a windows user and one from GNU/Linux user. As he sees the receipt he's shocked and turns to his assistant
"Why does the Windows brain cost $100 and the Linux brain cost nothing?"
The assistant responds
"It was used"
Sebastian Green
If I wanted a joke, I would have asked your one rep max
Ryder Parker
ah, didn't know there was a name that sounded like "a dell"
Gabriel Reyes
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Lincoln Gutierrez
Ever heard the song 'rolling in the deep'? She also did the skyfall theme iirc.
Zachary Williams
Turning this into a Cred Forums humor since I don't know any good jokes.
Isaiah Ross
haven't heard of either
Cameron Ortiz
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Caleb Thomas
joke but I have not sure an UDP if
Owen Ross
You're either
1. Baiting
In which case you're doing a good job
2. Not from America, Canada, UK, etc
3. Living under a rock
Charles Taylor
Wincucks confirmed of low IQ
Noah Hughes
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James Collins
not from those 3 places
under a rock sounds about right
Jordan Brooks
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Jose Campbell
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Aiden Morgan
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Jason Hall
Cred Forums-chan, daisuki~
David Walker
If anyone's got the 2 Karlie Kloss pics could you please post them?
Jose Ramirez
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Austin Evans
Similar except Linux brain costs $500. The assistant responds
"It uses 5 of them to make one brain"
Easton Morris
Google translate is technology
Liam Ward
I wonder how much all that costs.
I have to imagine that because they're "gamer gear" that he paid a premium for each. $200 Keyboards, $200 headsets..
Isaiah Lee
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Isaac Baker
Akarin is pretty cute.
Jordan Thompson
Done with my dump. Accidentally deleted all my shit a while ago, so I'm missing a lot.
Carson Wright
Woops, almost forgot about this one :^)
Jace Young
don't do this to me man
Anthony Gray
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Elijah Hill
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Adam Robinson
>using the emotion with the carrot nose
Mason Gomez
>Making fun of the caret meme where you spell it like carat by spelling it as carrot
Juan Gonzalez
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