WTF happened

WTF happened

apple couldn't possibly be this retarded, right?

What happened?

Lmfao

New oled notification bar (rumoured)

shitty function key placement?

Jobs is dead. Anything is possible.

wtf I hate apple now

cringe.

make it stop. pls

Samefag

...

I'm glad somebody made a MB thread. I have a feeling I know what is going to happen at this next event in October.

>it actually won't be a MBP reveal, the laptop with the LED strip will be the MacBook Air

>the only Kaby lake chips available will be appropriate for MBA -15W

>apple won't release a machine with an out of date CPU in the pro machine. I just do not believe they'll do it. They also won't abandon legacy ports for a pro machine

Other than running an OS with fisher price icons and an ever increasing amount of frosted glass shit, I don't see what's wrong here. I see the potential for a partial custom key layout and 2 USB C ports.

Welcome to the future Cred Forums take those stone age earphones out of your ears and put in some AirPods™

do you have the courage?

>OLED display concept

>concept

>con
>pro

really makes you think

>partial custom key layout
>it's meme touchscreen software keys
no thanks

I hope this rumor is fake, I can't see apple pulling this off

>2 ports
Fake.

i believe hp, lelnovo and fucking gateway tried this
and in every instance it's terrible purely due to the lack of precise physical tactile feedback

this is full retard

How often are you actually using those keys? Why not make better use of the space by having customizable software keys? It's a great idea and hope to see it in something other than iShit.

They're really good at making their products even worse than they were

I am actually not opposed to this idea

usb-c is good

they hired razer to do the next mbp

I got a new job making more money. Will probably treat myself to a nice birthday gift next month.

and once again its up to apple to set the high standard for them

Courageous.

fag

I can't wait to shitpost on my new macbook!

Not good. The Pro series is the machine professionals use to get work done. Keep the cute gimmicks on the Air series.

one portbook is the cute gimmick machine

maybe it's what's getting this feature...

>WTF happened
Jobs died, Cook has no clue what he's doing. Nothing new

Cook actually worked for IBM

Irrelevant.

>loading bars

>pointless greentext

>[damage control intensifies]

What in the everliving fuck are you on about?

...

›pop tard detected

headphone jack. this is the future you chose.

If your goal was to make nonsensical shitposts you're doing a wonderful job

Oshit it has
TWO ports

Irrelevant.

N N O V E I S I O O N ! ! !

They need to fix the fucking keyboard first. The key travel on them is so short its annoying to type on.

>Make all keys OLED
>Still clicks but OLED is what actually triggers action
>Any keyboard you want
>Applications and gaymes load with custom key shortcuts

Actually OLED+click triggers action to prevent accidental clicks

>Still can't play games because CuckBullPrep overheats when playing YT videos
>ULV Processor (Useless Low Viability Processor)
Into the waste receptacle it goes
I hate my Late 14 MBPr 13'

get cancer from over ionized radiation ear phones, yeah no my think pad is enough shit. Also they look retarded who wants to spend that much money on those little shits, i rather buy beats headphones then muh air pods.