If you run a magnet over your HDD...

People were literally putting their phones in microwaves.

>there is people out there drilling Iphones.
>I don't think anyone is stupid enough to fall for that.

never. NEVER underestimate the power of stupid.

As if that's at all relevant

youtube.com/watch?v=LbIAOTTpFdA

For (you)

It warms my heart listening to 8 year olds over the internet.

Wow, this is actually a thing. I was here soon after the iphone's release when people were joking about the next "thing", then I stopped browsing Cred Forums, and now that I've come back it actually happened?

the campaign was pretty well and cleanly presented.

Yeah, to charge them. Are you stupid?
iPhones have had microwave charging for years

someone pls do this with the magnet thing. even if one person falls for it, it's worth it

That's almost the chance of you getting a girlfriend this lifetime.

What is that new meme and where does out come from?
(The move pepe does in OPs pic, not keep itself)

I believe it's called a "dab"

I don't understand how it became popular; what the fuck, america?

pop artists make up dance moves and everyone eats it up

"dab" pisses me off because that's what people often say to refer to thc oil

it didnt work fagget

Thanks. Now that I know its name, I can learn more about it.

Actually there's a chance that he'll get a text file describing a fool proof way of getting a girlfriend.
It'll probably involve a specific girl and some secrets about her that can be used for blackmail or just to trick her.

Where do I get a magnet like that?

There's also more than a 0% chance you could end up with something illegal.

Explain further.

>pass /dev/random to tar
>sit back while computer extract files out of parallel dimentions

I think my macbook does need to get turbocharged.

hello tumblr

Don't get me wrong but op has a point there.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infinite_monkey_theorem

duh, this isn't new, as you could tell from most posts in this thread. It's "merely" statistically impossible instead of completely impossible.

doesn't do anything m20
swag@machine::/tmp $ mkdir test
swag@machine:/tmp $ cd test
swag@machine:/tmp/test $ cat /dev/urandom | tar -xf -
tar: This does not look like a tar archive
tar: Skipping to next header
^C
swag@machine:/tmp/test $ ls
swag@machine:/tmp/test $

It's easier to automate though.
>grab a hardware RNG
>output a chunk of random shit into an .exe
>try running it
>repeat

didn't wait long enough, give it a few million years

will report back

This. Need to crowd source a divine intervention based game generator.

Dont you man genius.

>"merely" statistically

Hillary voter detected

great meme dude

Given multiverse theory there is an alternate reality where this is the means of software development.

>/magnet maniac/

RNG is pseudorandom and will probably not have the same effect

>not magnetic maniac

>hardware RNG
>pseudorandom
pick one and only one

>Fucking binary fags in this thread
How about you write a script to generate syntactically correct source code of your favorite language (except python, python sucks),
like a real RNG-freeware enthusiast?

>use RNG to generate 30 gigs of a completely random executable
>it's a perfect copy of MGS:V
>it's DRM locked

But what about all the other times when instead of a game you install backdoors for NSA or randsomware your own computer