What the fuck?

What the fuck?

Even if the creator of PHP just threw things together at random at the start, PHP is now a nice language.

what exactly is shown here?

Regex-dna is a speed benchmark which apparently PHP dominates

>PHP is now a nice language
Why?

Which immediately tells you about the quality of their benchmarks.

Has nice features, perfectly usable, widely accepted and used, lots of good frameworks.

$cum = mysql_real_escape_string("Has nice features, perfectly usable, widely accepted and used, lots of good frameworks.");

>nice features
Like what?

Use PDO instead of obsolete shit, retard

Why are there 2 PHP listed?

$peepeepoopoo = addslashes("Use PDO instead of obsolete shit, retard");

You're continuing to write about deprecated functions, don't you feel silly?

Nodejs was pretty fast considering it's single threaded

Why is C++ so shit?

I'm just trolling

PDO isn't new though

Look at cpu load, someone did something truly wrong

You're right, it isn't new at all, but there are still retards that use mysql and mysqli functions, so it has to be mentioned.

Does a method signature in PHP still only contain the method name, instead of both the name, the return type and the parameters?
>no

While on the subject, can i use types in php if i need to?
>no

Can i use generics?
>no

Can i do async programming?
>no

What fucking features?

With PHP 7 you can do most of what you said

Node is an abstraction layer on top of C++ none of this makes sense.

Only bad programmers use generics

>used PHP 10 years ago
>thinks it's the same language

How's 2006, guys?

Some PHP critics are legit, but more often than not it's just people who don't know what they're talking about or people who used PHP4 and think that the language and its enviorment are the same as 10+ years ago.