>chilling in gfs house >Use her Mac for a bit >Mac >Look for 1 video on JewTube >immediately shows me videos that are recommended in my account >tiny browsing sample >Mfw I realize Android and the botnet is real
So user, when did you realize that the botnet is not just a meme?
Nolan Allen
>Gf >mac
Sebastian Hernandez
>Sperg >Not a normie coming for pajeet tech support
David Campbell
Did you log in? That's why it shows your videos.
Cooper Carter
>chilling in gfs house >in gfs >gfs >gf Don't you have a comfy desktop? Do you think a comfy desktop is not enough for a man?
Parker Wilson
>talking at work > going on a euro rail holiday as a subject comes up > haven't done it for years start talking about the website I used to visit , look it up on my work computer that I never log into google or anything on > later that night , browsing shit on my phone at home > remarketing ads for euro rail trips everywhere > tfw my phone is listening to every conversation that I have
Brandon Scott
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Leo Martin
Congratulations, you have successfully ruined the quality of the image.
Juan Foster
>transcoping the r3ddit meme frog And nothing of value was lost.
Easton Baker
Of course not, Pepe lost all value when I was able to show it to normies with the expectation that they wouldn't understand it and they did.
Jonathan Ward
>Briefly discuss friend's watch in a car. >Don't Google watches browse them anywhere. >Banner ads for watches.
I didn't want it to be like this
Joseph King
>gf jej
Carson Mitchell
>Watching porn video >1 minute of black >Finally fades in >Girl is fully clothed in a mall >5 minutes of the guy, who has an awful, nasally, nerdy voice awkwardly asking her questions and stuttering after every word >Screen fades out >Another minutes of blackness >Fades back in >Girl is naked on a bed >15 minutes of the girl fingering herself and screaming ridiculously loud like she was in excruciating agony >Nerd-voice chimes in with, stuttering out "Haha, let's get it on baby girl!" doing a very bad black gangsta impression >He walks in front of the camera >Reveals that he literally has no chin >He actually looks like Ed from Ed, Edd, n' Eddy >He puts his hands on his hips and begins fucking her while she is completely limp hanging off the side of the bed >She is screaming louder than before, not saying any words, just screaming and look directly at the camera >Guy shouting "INTERCOURSE OH YEAH INTERCOURSE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE OOOOOH BABY INTERCOURSE" >This goes on for 20 more minutes >No position changing >Just him fucking her with his hands on his hips while she screams in pain and he shouts "INTERCOURSE" >20 minutes pass >Guy shouts "OH YEAH BABY GURL I'M GONNA LOSE MY OOZE!" >He pulls out and cums on her stomach while shouting "EJACULATION OOH GOD EJACULATION FEELS SO GOOD EJACULATION EJACULATION YEEAAAH!" >She continues to scream loud as shit >While she screams he puts his head on her stomach and says, "Ooooh, babe, I can hear the baby growing inside of you!" >The camera goes to her face >She screams at the camera for 3 more minutes >Video ends
Jack Ramirez
What
Luke Wright
David Lynch is that you?
Jonathan Gutierrez
inb4 >Go to my local GameStop >I buy a used PS4 in cash with one game >Get home later that day >I had never gotten an ad for PlayStation that I can remember >MFW 1/2 of the banner ads showing up on various websites >MFW no digital transaction took place >MFW I didn't have my phone so the Google Jews couldn't listen in.
After that experience I was very very spooked.
Grayson Johnson
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Brandon Watson
>Playing Demon's Souls at friend's house >Friend who doesn't play video games is in the room >checks facebook on his phone >"suggested page: dark souls"