How are you spending your last moments on the internet tonight Cred Forums?

>That's pathetically weak considering it will be too late to do anything if they choose to ignore that condition.
Of course Obama knows that can't happen. We all know the chinks honor our patents and intellectual property don't we? (sarcasm off)

>OH NO MUH RIGHT WING HUGBOX IS GONE
hi Cred Forums

Fuck you, this isn't a right wing vs left wing thing. This is freedom vs tyranny.

Bump

>muh hate speech
Not covered by the 1st amendment

>this isn't a right wing vs left wing thing.
>I just have to keep bringing up leftists and how much I hate them

okay dude

"Fuck you" is covered under 1st amend. Threatening to kill you isn't. Not the same thing freshman. enjoy your safe space and binky.

Wow did you get this straight off of r/Cred Forums? lol

He isn't me, but replace leftists with China if it helps you sleep at night.

It's ancient, lurk more newfag.

>>muh hate speech
Does your girl know what a pussy you are?

porn and researching TOR

oh yeah did they tell you about it in the comments section?

cringe.

The internet is literally a system of servers and terminals wired together around the world. There is no switch to turn off the internet.

Sure they did buddy.

ITS NOT A BIG TRUCK

>The internet is literally a system of servers and terminals wired together around the world. There is no switch to turn off the internet.
What is a NOC?

We've seen entire *countries* go dark, when it was desired.

Your lack of knowledge shows you have much to still learn.

best dns to use?

redpill me on why this is bad

Does your mom know you're a keyboard klansman?

chaos computer club

a SERIES OF TUBES

Will the internet have to move to tor darknets to free ourselves?

The internet is a SERIES OF TUBES

Some concern about whether certain url's will be granted or revoked. Like .mil . gov, etc. We don't know who or what is going to be in control. Look how fucked up the UN is.

(((8.8.8.8))) and (((8.8.4.4)))

Only 2 things in this world I hate. Skeeters an Niggers.

>.gov

Just think, soon russian skiddies can just make .gov phishing sites all day everyday.

I sure am glad that I live in [current year]

I use opendns with dnscrypt to my router.

Atleast russians do funny stuff sometimes, like BTFO incompetent sys admins.

Where's anonimus when we need them!

Dude did you just start browsing here or what?

>incompetent sys admins

I prefer 'Technology Analyst's

>opendns
Why not OpenNIC?

Of course he did.

He almost made me forget to post the last page.

>literally handing over your history pages to google

That's the joke (((friend.)))

no

OpenNIC

don't. Just let them. They don't get that if they aren't being sold the product, then they are the product.

Let them enjoy their bliss. It's all they have left, nevermind that it has always been a lie.

Ican is now a global non profit there are not under any country control this is a good thing it will now be hard for us to spy (at least a tiny bit harder) if you're still scared just use .bit and stop whining on Cred Forums.

>Ican is now a global non profit
So is the clinton foundation. There is nothing inherently good about that designation.

so you're still scared. OPEN NIC.

I'm not, I'm already using opennic

this is so tryhard and phony it makes me ask the REAL question:

would ANY of you degenerates actually care if Cred Forums dies and ceases to exist? Only care-bear sites exists and if you're not a bitch or a pussy or a faggot you will hate every other place. You'll act like it's ok but you'll get banned for being even PG on other sites thanks to this place satisfying your thirst for (you's) and being getting butt hurt.

protip: you would and you will.

I feel alienated from most of the world, but Cred Forums does make me feel at home. In spite of all the petty bickering and shit, I really do feel that something would be lost if I could not come on here and facetiously pontificate about how I completely BTFO'd your opinion about which text editor is objectively superior.

You are retard. Stop post. Thank you.

gay

>The U.S. government will only transition its role if and when it receives it receives a satisfactory proposal to replace its role from the global Internet community -- the same industry, technical, and civil society entities that have successfully managed the technical functions of Internet governance for nearly twenty years.

That contradicts everything you said.

No because Cred Forums has been dead to me since 2011, and has been shit since 2008.

Yeah it was pretty gay and forced, I'm not even trying to be edgy or anything.

I would probably care for like a week or two.

I'm gomenasai.

I used to think this comic was good but now I realize how fucking gay it is

>Cred Forums unironically thinks "I browsed Cred Forums" constitutes an interesting youth and is a good story to tell

Then consider the following: Given that they face zero regulations here in the US, and given that most of the stakeholders are American corporations and academics, why in the hell would ICANN ever leave?

>The U.S. Government has made it clear that we will not accept a proposal that replaces its role with a government or intergovernmental organization.

There is no contradiction.

>Cred Forums, or Cred Forums for that m
The un is just a front for the nwo

>jesus, i just run a link to Temple OS and that guy looks sprung. Its almost like hes been brainwashed or something.

I'd have some serious feels- I mean I'd get over it really quickly but you'd have that lump in the back off your throat occasionally telling you to reminisce.
The fact that this place will one day be gone or changed so much that I no longer recognize it frightens me.

It's a shitty place, but it's OUR shitty place. I'll miss it.

>"too many questions that remain unresolved before the U.S. government hands over stewardship of the internet to an unaccountable group of international stakeholders."
lol, unaccountable group of international stakeholders

you mean the one that currently runs DNS, IPv4 and IPv6?

>(whatever the fuck that means)
spoiler: absolutely fuck-all

Use the one that's closest to you. Really, just rotate through them all. They're geocasted anyway.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Root_name_server#Root_server_addresses

This place is home. If it disappeared I would be homeless.

this

I've been here since mid 2006. Over ten years and I keep finding new reasons to love this place. There's really not many other things like it, if you think about it. Sure it's a shithole and always has been, as long as I can remember - no doubt. But it's the best kind of shithole - it's a shithole where you are free.

I suppose it is inevitable that like all things, Cred Forums will eventually die. But when it does I am confident that someone, somewhere, is still hosting a site that can at least approximate the environment of free expression that makes the culture here possible. As long as there are humans, and an internet, and a device to browse it with, we will find a way.

lol this

>As long as there are humans, and an internet, and a device to browse it with, we will find a way.
>and a device to browse it with
>a device
>implying

Phonefags must die.

>I've been here since mid 2006. Over ten years and I keep finding new reasons to love this place.
8 years for me and running, and I still can't leave

Not that guy, but where did you get the "phone" thing out of?

I think he likely meant people who use various devices, with various OS-es will group together again. Various devices could imply different computers; it doesn't just reference phones.

I will be really happy when all of you die, you fucking fags!

Hey, friend!

That was so edgy, watch out not to cut yourself in that! He! He!

I love you, too!

Yes it is.

I hope I am the last one to die so I can have the pleasure of pissing on your graves.

this guy may be sprung, but hes a god damn genius. If we could write code like that we could do literally anything in a matter of seconds.

We could crash power grids with a cell phone. We could cause plane crashes with a pager. We would have godlike power.

This guy could probably start WW3. He is sitting on a mountain of repressed anger and is so smart he hardly belongs here on earth.

I'm a little bit terrified of him to be honest. Hes doing his best just to be a decent human being, but with that kind of power? That kind of responsibility?

Its no wonder hes a little nuts.

A great example of first amendment-protected speech
Kys is also fine, you're dead kiddo, fine, "I'm going to shoot [whoever] for [whatever]," not fine

I mean think about it.

He's done nothing but eat, sleep, and breath code for the past 12 years. Hes the kind of hacker people used to make movies about, the kind that isn't supposed to exist.

1st amendment protects anything that isn't a direct threat as long as it doesn't cause unrest, causing a disruption that causes people to get hurt and damage property is not protected free speech.

You don't have to hide your feelings for me, you know.

The comic is gay af but sadly this site constitutes a pretty big percentage of my life.

>this happened on Cred Forums's birthday

P O T T E R Y
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It actually made me feel a little sad yet heartwarming at the same time lol

So what exactly is the big deal? DNS root servers are run by icann? Are we all pretending alternatives to the DNS system haven't been in the works for like a decade now?

Is lebron james taking his talents to south beach then "disruptive?"
Think about what you're setting precedent for my man.

You should kill yourself right now if you enjoy this comic and are pathetic enough to consider people here friends.
Also shit thread OP fuck off.

I have no what you're talking about but unintentionally causing unrest is not the same, especially not when you're not even involved in the incident.

I normally use this site since waking up and it makes me stay up at night. But ehenever I travel to my hometown or somewhere else that keeps me busy I forget to browse and I swear it's fantastic when you forget about this shitty site.

It's good for finding discussion on stuff that the people around you in real life probably don't care about. That's what I get out of it, so I'd probably miss it a little.

Tell me, how is this much of a big deal? Everywhere I have searched for information hurries to jump into a conclusion.
ICANN, as far as I know, is in charge of domain names, right?
Whatever happens to ICANN, what stops me of locating Cred Forums just by entering its IP number?

Sorry for being so dum.

Nothing interesting is happening

I remember that forced, gay-ass comic.
And it still really makes me think anyways.

It is. You're thinking of the Canadian Charter of Rights and "Freedoms"

Fuck all of you, I still tear up at this shit.

ICANN is also where IP addresses "come from" so to speak.

Now the UN not only has the ability to make your domain name not resolved but take your number and give it to someone else.

It over.

don't think it'll all happen at once. everything will seem fine for a while. but piece by piece the internet will slowly start to disappear until all that is left are huge, megacorps like google who can afford to stay afloat.

It's finished.

Mainstream news can't be expected to report on technical matters precisely. It doesn't help that idiots like Ted Cruz are making a big deal of less government control.

Pretty much all US did was manage root zones/TLDs. These are things like .com or .xxx (one of the few cases where US regulators got involved). One big change is that the US no longer has to approve TLDs

arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2016/09/y2k-2-0-is-the-us-government-set-to-give-away-the-internet-saturday/

is a decent summary

See Keep covering your ears and ignoring the issue though, CTR shills

>give ANYTHING to UN
>this is somehow not a bad thing

>This is freedom vs tyranny
that's exactly what left vs right turned long ago. how new are you?

This is not a fact but a slippery slope argument. I'm 99% confident that it will not happen this way in the future.

>i-it won't happen cuz i said so >:(
Yeah I'm sure everything is going be alright Goldstein

there is no such thing as a non profit company or organization.
its all to further and agenda and evade taxes.
sauce me.
my family is filthy fucking rich and we pay less taxes than a guy with 60k+ student debt.
my father is the part of the board several major "charity" organization.
all he does is donate large sums of money to a "cause" which translates to basically no taxes.
it functions like this:
>be part of charity you are donating too
>donate loads of money to basically yourself
>donations arent taxed
>income from donations isnt taxed
>only a fraction of the actual donation goes into the charity the rest goes back into your pocked tax free
>the tiny fraction that goes to the charity is significantly less money than you would have payed as taxes.
>everyone thinks you are a great person for doing a good thing
>in actuality you control every one that works for that charity since you literally pay then and they will do whatever you tell them to do because they actually get payed this way.
>you get to legally evade taxes and push agendas and control other things
>get "donations" from other people that want you to push their agendas which is basically tax free legal bribery

literally every rich person does this.

ican is no different.
everyone that is part of ican regulate the internet someone might "donate" to ican to have changes made.
i can fucking guarantee you this shit will not end well.

The normal shit. Kind of having a panic attack because I realized I've spent 13 years here on Cred Forums and it's probably a big part of why I never got a girlfriend or will produce offspring. It kind of shifts all focus from the internet serious business. Thank you new moot for ruining my 2 days off.

>i-it won't happen cuz i said so ;-)
Yeah I'm sure everything is going be alright Goldbergstein

Cred Forums is half of my internet activity.

it's been nice,we'll all wake up tomorrow and go on as normal you fucking tards

That's called tax evasion. I guarantee that an audit will send heads to the chopping block.

I like this place. I want it to stay and stay anonymous.

Previously i was gaffer.

>I guarantee that an audit will send heads to the chopping block.
lol

How hard is it to read the fucking ICANN wikipedia entry?

Fag.

{Comment redacted by a joint effort from the United Nations Internet Safety Association, the Canadian Department of Cybermanagement, the Jewish Internet Monitoring League, and the International Centre For Hate Speech Prevention for violating sections (59-B, 40-CE, 76-R, 22-ST) of the United Nations Internet Terms Of Service Agreement as well as sections (3b, 4c, 5c) of Canadian Bill C-13. Continued violations will result in an immediate seizure of internet access and possible prosecution. Contact your Internet Service Provider (ISP) for further information. Remember, a free internet is a safe internet.}

Stop with this shit you fucking faggot. You can leave and you will leave eventually. This isn't some magical club it's a fucking board full of pimply losers and assholes. Fuck why are men like this.

Perhaps, but the definition of 'hate speech' is being skewed everyday by a bunch of mouth breathing faggots, such as yourself.

Today 4 states sued the government over the turnover. Accusing them of illegally turning over federal property without a vote by congress.
There is still time. Thank Texas. Status: Redeemed

If only this'll amount to anything. Face it: it's all over now, the internet is dead.

A judge denied the block. It's going to happen user. I hate this so much, but I don't think there is anything that can be done to stop it now.

>it's fantastic when you forget about this shitty site
This.

that's only when it comes to helping people, user. The UN is renowned for working hard to make everything worse.

Censorship is a good thing you retarded stormweenie

It's the .com registrar only that will be affected, I think. Cred Forums is under the .org registrar since forever so absolutely jack shit will happen.

>all the newfags itt who don't care about site culture

You have to go back.

Everything is affected because
>root dns

>personal incredulity fallacy
Not an argument

give it to the germans
they know how the regulate shit atleast
we wouldn't have all those new retarded TLDs if they'd be in charge

if necessary i'll find you fags even in limbo

It's everything.

It's also worth clarifying to that it isn't being directly handed from the US govt to the UN; the problem is that ICANN is a legally operating monopoly and will need to seek out another large agency to overlook it to keep that status. The problem is that the larger agency will most likely be the UN. So in theory this could lead to a more free internet, it'll most likely lead to a much worse internet.

I can't get how Internet is going to disappear.

Nice, a thread full of dumb people!

See Stop sying we arent fucked you stupid faggot shills, we fucking obviously are.

Personally I'm more worried about the man-baby who is running for president. The last debate he got rekt pretty hard but he's still polling pretty high unfortunately. Hopefully he completely fumbles the next two and loses the election by a landslide.

>The last debate having a winner

Hillary shill please, it was stupidly low energy

>most important thread on Cred Forums isn't on the first page
Good guy, ignore the globalzation of the internet. Ignore the fact that Cred Forums will inevitably shut down one day because of this.

Fucking cucks

Thank you for correcting the record.

Yup, desktop threads, video games and phone threads are apparently more relevant to technology than the end of the internet, or how hiroshima nagasaki just doubled the reply timer site-wide while disguising this as "pass holders have a lesser timer" (also lied about passes being $5 for the next 48 hours and changed it to a mere 25% off).

Trump lost pretty handily. You can go back to your little safe space on Cred Forums though, I wont stop you.

No, trump won. He missed a few chances to easily destroy her, but I'm sure he'll do much better next debate.

Why not just use onion network?

Your post tells us more about you than the user you replied to.

Typical retards that browse Cred Forums in 2016, everybody!
Knowing technology when going to a technology image board? What are you, a nerd? No, spouting absolute and complete nonsense as if it were the word of God Himself is where it's at!

They were both awful, your bias is showing

Trump got played. Hillary got into his head and made him lash out at her and he got so focused on trying to insult her that he completely ignored all of the stuff she's accused off. The man threw a tantrum on stage.

I know. Thank fuck Cred Forums isnt cucked to the point of telling us to "GO BACK TO POL I WANT MY SAFE SPACE WAAAAH"

Just what the fuck happened to this board? If reddit hadnt invaded we would have had a mass evacuation before the inevitable death of our site.

Too bad Cred Forums has been invaded by reddit also. This entire website has been invaded by reddit.

your stupid comic smells of tumblr

This. The whole place has been going downhill very fast since 2007, and effectively died in 2011 or so.

It was actually created by someone from here I think but it was reposted so often that it spread all over the place. Most people here just find it cringy

desu Cred Forums need to die before it gets completely swallowed up by the /qa/ tumblr crowd

Way too late for that unfortunately.

If only people actually knew what the fuck was going on. Then we would have known how much damage this would cause. We need to spam every thread with this news. Tell them to leave the site immediately. It's over.

Bump

We need this on the first page, this is no laughing matter.

OMG PANIC!!!111

Problem is that the only options are
-Use darknet services that use distributed DNS
(that pretty much means web 1.0 and 56k speeds, and we need 2.0 or better and modern speeds)
-Use a site nobody's ever heard about so it won't get shut down
(None exist that still live really).

The only reasonable action to take at this point honestly. If only reddit and tumblr didn't invade.

3chan.ml

An image clearly explaining what is happening and what exactly the consequences of these actions and what everyone should do needs to be made.

>that pretty much means web 1.0 and 56k speeds, and we need 2.0 or better and modern speeds
You know, if going with full anonimty meant to cope with 56k speed, I'd go there, except it's not in real life.

Time to migrate to a dark net Chan.

muh list
-NNTP Chan distributed network of chans spanning across clear net user net i2p and tor.
-TORchan don't use it. it has no rules.
-zerochan a chan with a ton of users on the zeronet a distributed network
-atonofotherchansontornetwork theres a TON.

what image

>clear net
>user net
>i2p
>tor
but user, those are all hosted on top of IPv4

how will that help you get away from big bad ICANN?

Zerochan sounds best. has like 6000 users

>Tell them to leave the site immediately. It's over.
Why not go down with the ship?

Use Open NIC and go to those.

Does anyone else find it odd that the end of the internet is on 4Chins birthday?

Thanks m00t/k

It's not the end, but a radical transformation. Everything will move to domains that ICANN cannot control, IRC, and darknets.

>thinking this applies to muh chan exclusively

It's obvious you're one of the retarded kids in this comic, and not the man that knew the world. Your kind is worthless, please kill yourself now and do us all a favor.

>domains that ICANN cannot control
Literally doesn't exist.

>what is .bit?

See

OpenNIC has TLDs like .geek and .bbs that are not administered by ICANN, they can't do shit about these domains.

Again see

I don't understand.

.onion?

It means that there is no domain that ICANN doesn't control. Ever if there was, ICANN will just demand control of it, this will be much easier to do when the UN wants to take down a website with a domain that ICANN doesn't have.

This thread is a nightmare. Some of the worst posting I've seen in months.

Yeah, people give surprisingly little shit about the death of the internet. If only the SJWs didn't invade.

watch this then consider what is more plausible.

youtube.com/watch?v=bkMVNq36oQs

ICANN runs IPv4

Anyone else going on a shooting spree to raise awareness?

>e-celeb femicuck
>implying we'd listen to that over actual, reputable sources
See these
breitbart.com/big-government/2016/08/29/icann-un-take-internet-oct-1/
breitbart.com/radio/2016/09/22/john-bolton-within-ten-years-internet-know-will-end/
bbc.com/news/technology-37114313
cruz.senate.gov/?p=press_release&id=2646
breitbart.com/big-government/2015/09/29/obamas-plan-surrender-internet-control-may-unconstitutional/
politico.com/story/2016/09/ted-cruz-internet-domain-larry-strickling-228153#ixzz4LaTXRk47
trunews.com/article/trump-stands-against-icann-internet-handover#sthash.mDwxxdzz.dpuf
timesofsandiego.com/opinion/2016/09/27/president-obamas-risky-giveaway-of-internet-governance/

>We could crash power grids with a cell phone. >We could cause plane crashes with a pager
None of those are even remotely possible.

>None of those are even remotely possible

Then why do they make you turn off your phone during takeoff?

To remove the tiny possibility that it could interfere with anything.

What can we do?

Can anything replace iccan?

fuck off summerfag. it's already october

So you're saying that it COULD happen? Even accidentally, let alone intentionally.

wow nothing happened

kys

ITT: people overreacting

See

see

Interfere as in create electrical noise on some components, not crash the plane. Learn to read. I've flown within a mile of a 50KW UHF transmitter with zero issues.

>inb4 wall of text by a retard that doesn't know that sharing info worldwide is important to our survival

like we've been doing for the past several million years?

And there is literally no way whatsoever to do that on purpose to crash a plane. Good to know.

This thread really showcases the technical illiteracy of Cred Forums

haha I love falling for Cred Forums memes too

>implying that's gonna happen
why is Cred Forums so quick to jump on the worst case scenario bandwagon

>reputable sources
>breitbart
>ted cruz's website
>trunews.com
heh

Exactly! Just push a dark stick against a peice of paper to express your thoughts. A ship will show up eventually then you can give that paper to someon on the ship and surely he will take it over the ocean and give it to the person it was intended for. and no one will read it between here and there

Anyone want to set up a new internet substitute?

I'll make the logo

you're equating the ability to share information with the ability to spray your shit absolutely everywhere

>there is no such thing as a non profit company or organization.
>its all to further and agenda and evade taxes.
>sauce me.
Non profit usually just means it's using up surplus rather than distribute dividends. You don't even necessarily have to donate to a charity or w/e

No, but you're obviously retarded, so I'll let you have this one.

8.8.8.8

Correct.

You could just leave it on and tell them you turned it off.

thanks man

It still wouldn't cause an accident.

Google Fiber supports RedNet.

Right. Because it would be on purpose.

It wouldn't cause any harm to the plane or its occupants, autist.

Why do they make you turn it off, then?

Because the FAA wanted to remove any possibility of interference.
Interference=/=Crash

Not him, but are you stupid?

I'm amazed you Cred Forums retards aren't crying about the actual private companies that legitimately own the backbone cable lines and routers of the internet and who could do far worse things than censor you.

So they're worried about their headsets being fuzzy?

Does that sound right to you? Why don't drive through fast food places make you turn off your phone? Maybe because their headsets work fine, and the restaraunt can't fall out of the sky?

There's more electronics than just headsets. The FAA likes to go overboard on safety regulations, and they figured that the easiest way to avoid any kind of interference with anything would be to ask people to turn off their cell phones. You can't crash a plane with a cell phone unless you beat the pilots to death with it.
It's not some grand conspiracy.

It's not distributed, it's merely got a few repeaters. That's the problem with nntp chan, it's effectively tpb + mirrors except with fuckall hosts and users.
Zeronet is even more of a honeypot than nsa.gov on top of being such a ridiculously massive, unblockable security issue by its very design, that you'd have to be beyond braindead (or simply uninformed) to touch it.
As far as I know there's only one """alive""" non-nntpchan on tor, and by alive I mean there has been at least one post in the past 6 months.

And you know this BECAUSE?

Can you crash a plane with a 7 ounce bottle of hand lotion?

It's the worst.
>any user can arbitrarily change any content they posted at any time, bypassing any input validation, such as to force a connection through clearnet, to their own servers, or to insert driveby downloads and arbitrary complete redirects
>anything zeronet needs full js available so you CANNOT block any of these attack vectors whatsoever
>you must use an ID to post
>even if the site doesn't display the ID, it is available through the files you need to download for zeronet to display the site, and a simple grep allows you to fetch every single post of a given user, even across sites
Those are only the more obvious issues.

>ships
I said million goddamnit

Because it's fucking retarded to think you can crash a plane with a cell phone, I'm an amateur radio operator, working on my PPL, read extensive material on how aircraft systems work, what makes them fail, and all sorts of other aviation related material, and studying electrical engineering, so I have a tiny bit of an idea about how all this works together.

A more appropriate question to ask is why do you think a plane can be crashed with a cell phone?

Smartphones are limetless, also see

"Limetless" how?
What about them isn't limited?
How are you going to crash a plane using one?

Please, PLEASE address the taking down of an airplane with a bottle of hand lotion before you look down.

Are you really pretending like smartphones aren't pocket computers? And with computers we can do anything to computer operated shit. On top of the fact that the airlines already know we can fuck them up with just a refusal to turn it off.

Modern smartphones are somewhat limited in comparisoion to the pocket computers of the past.

>we can do anything to computer operated shit. On top of the fact that the airlines already know we can fuck them up with just a refusal to turn it off.
No, you can't do "Anything to computer operated shit" with a smartphone. Smartphones have their limits, as do everything else. Watchdogs isn't real life. The airlines/FAA would rather cover their asses by asking people to turn off their phones as a safety precaution. You're equating a safety precaution to assurance that cell phones can crash an aircraft.
Address your plan for taking down a plane with a "limetless" smartphone, because clearly you know something that I don't.

>counter troll

good shit miroki

Nig, I'm not even following the thread.

You can operate a kW transmitter from an aircraft with the pilot's permission for all the FAA cares. There's a reason ARRL DX award rules specifically mention that contacts made from an aircraft don't count. FAA guidance not regulations suggest that you don't allow nigger cattle who shouldn't even be allowed to own a device designed to emit RF to pollute the radio waves around your sensitive electronics, but you're welcome to allow it. Cellphone operation from aircraft is prohibited by the FCC because it fucks with frequency reuse schemes when your phone can see thousands of towers.

A pilot in command is basically an island dictator. He has what amounts to arrest powers until he gets back on the ground. He can deputize crew members and even passengers to carry out these orders. If he does the only person who will really be able to hold him accountable is his employer.

Nice to know you know nothing.

Same here.

saved

>You can operate a kW transmitter from an aircraft with the pilot's permission for all the FAA cares
I know that, but Muhammad Al-Jihadi-Al-Iphoni over here seems to think that it can crash a plane.
I'll admit, I forgot who exactly made the "No cellphones during takeoff" rule.
How do I know nothing?
How are you going to crash a plane with a cell phone?

>the airlines already know we can fuck them up with just a refusal to turn it off
That's why airplanes are constantly falling down from the skies, with only one from a hundred passengers keeping their phones on.

Oh wait, they aren't.

Now you're getting it. They force everyone to turn it off to avoid the few that know how to fuck with their shit.

Don't correct yourself here, retard, you're anonymous.

They don't force anything. Do you think asking politely to turn off your phone would stop somebody who wants to crash a plane?
Now how do you plan to crash a plane with your smartphone?

How do you think laws work? They ask you to not do things and expect you'll do not those things.

Had a little nag in the back of my head, sorry

I'm not him, but
Have you ever taken a plane in your life?

I use my phone to listen to music every time I take off

Once again Cred Forums is retarded

Well fuck. Good thing that stabbing the crew of a plane, stealing them, and flying them into towers is illegal!
Imagine what could happen if they weren't.

>Now how do you plan to crash a plane with your smartphone?

Open up my iphone and release the sneks that get really pissed when I put my toy cpu under load.

If I was in charge of safety in an airline there would be no smart phones allowed. They're too poorly designed to count on not catching on fire. I don't give a shit about RF interference unless you're landing ILS in instrument weather conditions.

There are other but cruder ways to operate without "internet connection".

There will always be a network but it won't be as public as we know it today. This was the case before "the internet" but most of you are too young to remember those times. I've said too much already...

Letting normies in to the whole thing was a mistake anyways...

Yes, have you?

Once you're told you're allowed to. Thanks for ignoring the fact that you would be swiftly dealt with by the air marshalls if you used your phone out of bounds.

It's not illegal if the jews hire you to do it. Anyone who says different is an antisemitic frog

Yes, and I wasn't held at gunpoint by the flight marshal until they made sure I had my phone disassembled on the plastic tray thingy of the back of the next seat

lmao cuck scared of aircops I just ignore the flight attendants.

Either start thinking or go back to pl

How's it like living in the third world, Mr Yuro?

>I'll call him a cuck because I have nothing
>I'm such a MAN i won't fuck up
>get so nervous I can't even type Cred Forums without fucking it up

Bretty gud actually, here in Argentina we don't have that many sandniggers yet. Emperor Mauritius is making us great again after 70 years of idiocy.

...

cuck

lmao'ing at your life

It's a long story mate. I think a leaseback could eventually work for everybody involved.

Define hate speech.

Your posts right there hurt my feelings therefore is hate speech. I just reported you to the mods!

I'm lmaoing at urs

are critical systems interconnected?
as in, is there some kind of data transmission going on between critical components?
i would assume that, say, turbine electronics is connected to the black box in some way, not necessarily directly.

Yes, but not in a way that could be used to manipulate the controls.

I've been here since 2005 pretty much every day since I've discovered it.

Another board wouldn't be able to replace Cred Forums

>remembering when everyone tried to leave for 7chan

see how that turned out

The black box isn't a critical component. If you want to fuck with something critical on an aircraft pick a component with an antenna attached. It is much harder to harden a component against RF interference when it is designed to rely on reception of uV level signals that it pulls literally out of thin air. The computer controlling a MW level engine is okay with your mW transmitter inside a metal tube. The sensors in that engine have way more than a few uV of noise.

>No 9gag watermark

But that was supposed to be the icing on the ironic cake.

That's why it needs to be made.

This comic has always been the saddest thing to see. I really will miss you guys.

Well the engines are talking to satellites so there's an avenue there.

And besides, it doesn't take jack shit to crash a plane.just ask asian commercial pilots.

Nice trips.
t. Ho Lee Fuk

OpenDNS

>Hurrdurr no immediate change = it's doesn't matter
I'm bafffled that some of you fucks of Cred Forums think this seriously.
The biggest and saddest change happens slowly.
You think London became Londonistan over night?
You think Wars happens immediately like pouf someone somewhere suddenly decide to be in war with someone else?
You think Apple becoming the toxic waste it is nowadays happened overnight too?

Fuck no.
Things will change.
Site you love and cherish will suddenly disappear from the common man access just because they may hurt the agenda of someone rich enough to manipulate the UN.

God damn, wake up already, we are in the age of someone with enough power is able to ban a single meme because they upset them (see Pepe).

I wouldn't. I usually just lurk most of the time and join in on discussions every now and then. I don't even try to argue with people.

>see pepe
What?

I miss you fuckers already.

Probably talking about this
usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2016/09/28/pepe-the-frog-internet-meme-declared-hate-symbol-anti-defamation-league/91210140/

>that article
lol

I wouldn't give a shit if Cred Forums specifically died, but I would if the internet died.

Actually to a world that had forgotten about the internet and had no replacement for it (as is implied in the comic), it probably would be pretty interesting.

This. Finally somebody sees what the entireity of Cred Forums is supposed to see.

Wake up sheeple. We're dead. The UN has control over our Internet now. It is undeniable fact.

See That is exactly what is happening and it would be wonderful if you had opened your eyes and realized it. People say Cred Forums doesn't understand technology but I will tell you all right now that they care the most about your freedoms than you redditors would realize is even possible. If this meant absolutely nothing then we wouldn't be talking about it right now. We need Cred Forums.

This is just DNS, right?

So why not just switch to, say, OpenNIC?

This is the first time I see using a homestuck pic reference for a mid-serious discussion

THIS IS NOT THE INTERNET RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
LEARN THE DIFFERENCE NOBODY CARS ABOUT DNS AND WWW SHIT

>Post from someone who's been here a week

The government fears cell phones. The government fear planes crashes. Coincidence? You deicde.