G humor thread

How does that not make it Microsoft developed?

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I also find it hilarious that he
>assigns a variable and returns it
>forgets that in blackjack ace can be either 11 or 1

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Pls, I'm desperate

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These threads need to be purged forever.

Bombayman.

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Inb4 mods delet this

That literally made me cringe.

Great reddit tier humor. Congrats, everyone. This person now considers Cred Forums to be his home. You made this happen.

What's funny about this? He says he's in finance so I guess he needs to know Excel inside out

he's such an obvious microshaft shill

pajeet detected

"literally everything you use is shit"
~ Cred Forums

Microsoft is dum.

Actually, Cred Forums provides plenty of reasons for every single claim it makes. Criticism is the only source of progress.

>You're full of shit.

Java and c# are like the fucking same, what is the point of this comic?

>Pajeets have poop skin color

>Java and c# are like the fucking same
t. Larry Ellison

he really likes Excel

why not just %13?

>I'm so stupid I need to explain the joke

I thought the joke was that his final project was a black jack game

No you're on Cred Forums, so you're stupid anyway. Nothing to discuss.

Also, faggot

well that's true

Sauce?

this seems funny but i have no idea how systemd works, so i'm going to pretend i get it

Jesus, how new are you? Are you 12?
It's from "the silence of the lambs".

I'm sorry that I haven't seen every movie ever. I like to talk to people and do things instead.

>I like to talk to people and do things instead.
haha what a faggot

>I like to talk to people and do things instead.
faggot

I know this is memes but it still makes me sad.

I mean sad because of your pathetic lives, not because you called me a faggot.

>gets emotional over things after admitting it being irrational
haha what a faggot

>cares about the lives of strangers on the internet
faggot

>cares about OC
>at all
>thinks C# is good
>uses thread titles
>s/g/\/g\//

>>>/plebbit/

it's one of the most iconic movies ever. you're a fucking retard.

I'm sorry I missed one of the many "most iconic movies ever"

>dyel
>tacky as fuck shirt
>le guy fawkes mask
>iphone

literally cancer in every way imaginable, this should be a banner pic

fucking lost at the dog with a stomach full of them

poo in loo detected

>C#
>beautiful and cleanly designed language...

That's really funny, OP

Java or C#? Decide, faggot.

>just pick C or C++

No, thanks, I dont wanne be an unemployed.

srsly user you don't belong here

kill yourself

>implying

>Java or C#
No, thanks, I don't want a min wage job

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kys

Fuck you cunt

>tfw had some baby tier programming assignments in Java today
>"Use ArrayList to make a NPE."
>IDE catches stuff like ArrayList l = null; l.hashCode(); so I can't compile and return my code
>I have to make a seperate method for the code to not work

I feel like Pajeet.

nothing wrong with the IDE catching your mistakes, if you just overlooked them.

there is something problematic, however, with you relying on the IDE to fix your mistakes without knowing why they are occurring.

try writing some vanilla C to really get some perspective on how things work at a lower level, it will give you some insight as to what these higher-level problems truly mean.

Garbage

>one of the most iconic films ever
>won like 13 oscars
Just admit you're 12 years old man.

Pajeet so mad he used up his entire internet data allowance to open that image and make his comment.

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>Who cares?
People who want to make money off them? You know, like company executives?

wtf i love amd now

Is the joke that C# and Java are the same language?

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Have you considered that he may just not watch that many movies? Stop samefagging, it's shitting up the thread.

AMD has R&D and factories in Israel you cucks. The only one that doesnt is Nvidia. Checkmate amdcucks.

wtf i hate amd now

As funny as this is, it doesn't even go into dns, sudo, and all the recent things systemd has tried to take over.

Java pays very well though, so suck it.
I coded both, and Java is a pain, but they pay me well.

You could say...
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He excels at Excel!

holy shit end yourself

yesterday a kid born in '99 didn't know who Pamela Anderson is. You truly are the shittiest generation.

goto fail;
goto fail;

carlos!

how can Apple suck so much at design?

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it's Scully from the X-Files

absolutely mental my man

>Poo.Init();
That part was pretty good I'll give you that

Zombie jesus titty-fucking christ on a bike. What are you, the distilled essence of faggot?

Woah there fucker, don't get all niggalicious!

This is just dumb.

This guy implies that storing a var on your own computer has to be mentioned in the EULA. This is very untrue.

How often do you see EULAs about free software, about GIMP, about MC, whatever that they store this, that? How often do the Bash devs get sued for storing shit in .bash_history?

I mean come on now, no one can be THIS stupid.
Now I understand they might have to collect & store because it's tied to MS account and basically it's a sync & backup. And of course they might (very likely) also sell the data to companies.

But yeah.
EULA to store a local var?
Are you fucking kidding me?
And the guy tries to sound smart... wtf.

>not having watched The Silence of the Lambs
>not having even HEARD ABOUT IT
>i'm sorry that I haven't seen every movie ever

JUST

You are actually 12, aren't you?

Here you go

Aplel is dum

only people who don't appreciate good languages say this

java is fucking awful

The book is way better. Read it

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>implying

>plays Metallica's Sad But True

Fuck off back to Not everyone gives a flying fuck about western TV or movies.

Microsoft opened it up and released specifications for the language and the runtime libraries, allowing other compilers to emerge (i.e. Mono which is open source)

Oracle has done nothing but try to make Java more proprietary by the day

>Not everyone gives a flying fuck about western TV or movies.
Hehehe.
I can imagine the family moment when they open the basement door, "this is our son", and a fat neckbeard yells back "NOT EVERYONE GIVES A FLYING FUCK..."...

10/10 user, you made my day.

>Damage control

It looks like it is both of you given how you think c# is clean.

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