Run this as any user (no root necessary) on any distro with systemd.
Spoiler: Slide to unlock Your system will hang, and you'll be forced to unclean reboot
Pic related. Systemd devs would rather have a daisy chain of bullshit with a single point of failure than an init system that's actually a SYSTEM, not a rickety platform.
Owen Hill
slide to unclock
Adam Baker
>What A fucking bug
>Status Bug fixed within 60 minutes
>Implications Systemd is ACTIVELY maintained
>OP Is a computer illiterate fucktard
Daniel Gonzalez
share rem please
David Cox
not him but here
Charles Edwards
You are a week late with your shitpost freetard.
Brody Phillips
Is the red one a meme?
Daniel Moore
Yes
Brayden Wright
Broadcast message from systemd-journald@PHILOSOPHUS (Mon 2016-10-03 03:15:45 EEST):
systemd[1]: Caught , dumped core as pid 10718.
Broadcast message from systemd-journald@PHILOSOPHUS (Mon 2016-10-03 03:15:45 EEST):
systemd[1]: Freezing execution.
Is Arch great or OP just a restarted systemd-hater?
Tyler Taylor
Actually I'm the idiot here. What OP meant with hang is the inability of rebooting using systemctl. That is systemd gets crashed. Pretty neat actually. It is like dosing pid 1.
Zachary Ross
Oh no, a bug that affects approximately ONE person was discovered and patched.
rabble rabble muh ddos
At least it isn't a privilege escalation bug who the fuck cares you can do worse just spawning processes quickly.
Ethan Reyes
Why?
Jayden Reed
because K&R > 1TBS
Connor Williams
Even Torvalds does this.
Aaron Green
>He needs brackets for a single if statement lol noob this isn't some fizzbuzz
Parker Bennett
How else are you going to introduce "accidental" vulnerabilities while still keeping plausible deniability?
David Hill
Is this noob for real?
Brayden Cox
kys tripfag
Logan Brown
Jokes on you I don't have a sister to kiss
Lincoln Murphy
kill yourself just kill yourself
Oliver Williams
I'm a ghost tho
Christian Ward
>you'll be forced to unclean reboot >what is sysrq
Benjamin Kelly
OP REKT AND BTFO FINISHED AND BANKRUPT OP ON SUICIDE WATCH
Jackson Sullivan
:* Muah!
Tyler Hall
>SYSTEM WILL HANG AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Carson Price
Can you try calling systemctl?
Connor Gutierrez
Why is systemd so based, Cred Forums?
Ryan Edwards
Picture related
You don't call systemctl, you call units with it
Luke Perez
Just try running systemctl user. If it times out then your systemd crashed. You can confirm it on journalctl then. If not, you're fine and your systemd has been fixed.
Aiden Adams
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Gavin Carter
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Andrew Russell
Dates back to The C Programming Language. Just looks nicer
Kevin Brooks
>Lose argument >Maximum butthurt >Make a pasta thread Wow some people have no life at all
Josiah Roberts
Reboot Even If System Utterly Broken Linux kernel is more resilient than a cockroach.
Tyler Reed
>I personally don't care about other operating systems, basically >If people care, it's their problem