NOTIFY_SOCKET=/run/systemd/notify systemd-notify ""

Jacob Allen
Jacob Allen

NOTIFY_SOCKET=/run/systemd/notify systemd-notify ""

Run this as any user (no root necessary) on any distro with systemd.

Spoiler:

Slide to unlock                                                                                                                                                                                                      Your system will hang, and you'll be forced to unclean reboot

Pic related. Systemd devs would rather have a daisy chain of bullshit with a single point of failure than an init system that's actually a SYSTEM, not a rickety platform.

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Owen Hill
Owen Hill

slide to unclock

Adam Baker
Adam Baker

What
A fucking bug

Status
Bug fixed within 60 minutes

Implications
Systemd is ACTIVELY maintained

OP
Is a computer illiterate fucktard

Daniel Gonzalez
Daniel Gonzalez

share rem please

David Cox
David Cox

not him but here

Charles Edwards
Charles Edwards

You are a week late with your shitpost freetard.

Brody Phillips
Brody Phillips

Is the red one a meme?

Daniel Moore
Daniel Moore

Yes

Brayden Wright
Brayden Wright

Broadcast message from [email protected] (Mon 2016-10-03 03:15:45 EEST):

systemd[1]: Caught <ABRT>, dumped core as pid 10718.

Broadcast message from [email protected] (Mon 2016-10-03 03:15:45 EEST):

systemd[1]: Freezing execution.


Is Arch great or OP just a restarted systemd-hater?

Tyler Taylor
Tyler Taylor

Actually I'm the idiot here. What OP meant with hang is the inability of rebooting using systemctl. That is systemd gets crashed. Pretty neat actually. It is like dosing pid 1.

Zachary Ross
Zachary Ross

Oh no, a bug that affects approximately ONE person was discovered and patched.

rabble rabble muh ddos

At least it isn't a privilege escalation bug who the fuck cares you can do worse just spawning processes quickly.

Ethan Reyes
Ethan Reyes

Why?

Jayden Reed
Jayden Reed

because K&R > 1TBS

Connor Williams
Connor Williams

Even Torvalds does this.

Aaron Green
Aaron Green

He needs brackets for a single if statement
lol noob this isn't some fizzbuzz

Parker Bennett
Parker Bennett

How else are you going to introduce "accidental" vulnerabilities while still keeping plausible deniability?

David Hill
David Hill

Is this noob for real?

Brayden Cox
Brayden Cox

kys tripfag

Logan Brown
Logan Brown

Jokes on you I don't have a sister to kiss

Lincoln Murphy
Lincoln Murphy

kill yourself
just kill yourself

Oliver Williams
Oliver Williams

I'm a ghost tho

Christian Ward
Christian Ward

you'll be forced to unclean reboot
what is sysrq

Benjamin Kelly
Benjamin Kelly

OP REKT AND BTFO
FINISHED AND BANKRUPT
OP ON SUICIDE WATCH

Jackson Sullivan
Jackson Sullivan

:* Muah!

Tyler Hall
Tyler Hall

SYSTEM WILL HANG
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Carson Price
Carson Price

Can you try calling systemctl?

Connor Gutierrez
Connor Gutierrez

Why is systemd so based, Cred Forums?

Ryan Edwards
Ryan Edwards

Picture related

You don't call systemctl, you call units with it

Luke Perez
Luke Perez

Just try running systemctl user. If it times out then your systemd crashed. You can confirm it on journalctl then. If not, you're fine and your systemd has been fixed.

Andrew Russell
Andrew Russell

Dates back to The C Programming Language. Just looks nicer

Kevin Brooks
Kevin Brooks

Lose argument
Maximum butthurt
Make a pasta thread credforums.com/thread/56894987/technology
Wow some people have no life at all

Josiah Roberts
Josiah Roberts

Reboot Even If System Utterly Broken
Linux kernel is more resilient than a cockroach.

Tyler Reed
Tyler Reed

I personally don't care about other operating systems, basically
If people care, it's their problem

BASED Lennart

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