I actually need military-grade encryption to shop online and to upload naked pictures of my wife to dropbox

You need medical grade nitrous oxide.

>secure backdoors

Even if only the people who are supposed to use backdoors were capable of using them, I'm still not okay with that and you shouldn't be either. You'll keep shilling them though because the NSA pays you to.

>stop crime
K. I can commit basically any crime I want and I don't need encryption. Steno baby

Inb4 stenography == encryption

>Wife
Absolutely disgusting

>""military-grade encryption""

Nice hypocrisy, you started jackass.

What hypocrisy?

Enjoy getting your shit owned by 12 year old pajeets.
LMAO@YOUR MISERY

> military-grade math discovered by a bunch of autist nerds in the 70s and will be inevitably rediscovered by somebody eventually if ever lost

>atom bombs are just military-grade physics discovered by a bunch of autist physicists in the 30s/40s that will be inevitably rediscovered by somebody eventually if ever lost

someone would probably eventually rediscover/reinvent it, but you need more than just an idea to be meaningful.

a mathematician with a compiler is enough for crypto, not a multi-billion dollar massive endeavor.

Compilers by themselves are already multi-billion dollar endeavors, let alone the rest. You are a literal retard.

topkek. you can write that shit in assembler if you really feel like, you don't need massive link time optimization or whatever.

frankly, you could do completely intractable RSA with pen and paper if there were absolutely no working computers left on earth.

Sure, but first you need an assembler, you fucking moron.

>somebody else uses Dropbox to back up noods

Finally.

> secure backdoors
you're not a bright one are you?

>secure backdoors

t. Someone who gets fucked in the ass a lot

No you don't, dumbass.

> Compilers by themselves are already multi-billion dollar endeavor
no. no they are not.
compilers of almost all modern languages are written by a group of nerds with too much time on their hands.

real question bois where would you keep naked pics of your gf if you had one?
i think a hidden partition in the usb i carry in my keys, but i need redundancy and run winblows. installing linux and booting into it seems like a hassle desu

On the NSA's databank, where all my other snapchats are.

>No, military-grade has no law enforcement secure backdoors.
That's not encryption. That's obfuscation.

why do you lock your doors???
why do you lock the bathroom door????

if you're not doing anything illegal why would you need locks?

but let's say i use a regular, offline camera to take these supposed pics of my imaginary gf
these pics have never been online and hopefully never will be
where do i stash them?

In a drawer or envelope?

>wife

ahmed...

>Asymmetric backdoors are secure, so you won't get it stolen anyway.
It only takes one leak and someone who has been snooping encrypted data for years can suddenly decrypt all of it. And the serious criminals, the ones they most need these backdoors to catch, won't even be using their shitty backdoored encryption and use safe, non backdoored encryption instead.

Doesn't sound like a terribly good bargain.

How many anti-encryption threads are these shills going to make?

>APPLIED MATHEMATICS IS WRONG!
It is not. There are no ethics to applied mathematics.

Remove your trip

Encryption is considered a munition since it's roll in the military is so great. Don't use windows to access the internet and use dedicated browsers for different things. Welcome to 2016.

I'm this right now
youtube.com/watch?v=lU7YQA72PP4

And a CPU.

He says to literally the only trip I don't filter. Choose your targets better user, falcon is based.

well you COULD do RSA, but it would take a long as fuck time and realistically you would make a mistake.
>trying to calculate totient functions
>taking years to count up primes below a given number
>working with massive prime numbers
>etc.
at the very least, a calculator would be useful