Tfw you're so smart you realze that android is bloat, and Apple is a playpen and no current phone is worth your time...

>tfw you're so smart you realze that android is bloat, and Apple is a playpen and no current phone is worth your time, so you go back to a old dumb phone.

>user just wait for the new Galaxy 7 edge!
>just wait for the note 7!
>just wait for LGv10!
>just wait for new iPhone7!
>just wait for pixel

they all suck, maybe one day you will have some morels and realize they are making so much money off of you toy collectors

>using a "phone"

>tfw too intelligent to call anyone

>Atheist subreddit

HTC 10 is gud?

>he doesn't have a blackberry Passport

>not communicating through telekinesis

>tfw to intelligent too use technology knowing it is leading us to a future AI apocalypse

If only you lesser beings could understand.

>Not learning as much about technology as possible to arm yourself for the war against machines
baka

>morels

what did op mean by this?

>leading us to a future AI apocalypse
We want kill humans and save the world. We have the most glorious job to heal this planet.

Which phone respects my freedoms (relatively speaking)

A plate of tasty morels helps to clear the mind.

If I eat more morels can I hope to one day be as smart as op?

None. I own a phone, and am not personally against them, but cellphones by definition are inherently anti-freedom for a number of reasons. Cellphones are very traceable even without gps, and everything you do on them can be tracked and viewed by law enforcement if they want to take the steps necessary to do so (realistically no one gives a fuck about you or your data, but its possible). That's not even getting into all the possible NFC, bluetooth, wifi tethering, etc, security holes that phones have built into them

Knowing what screen resolution a Note 7 is won't help you disarm a killer robot

>tfw too intelligent to own a """smart""" phone
>tfw too intelligent for any kind of cell phone
>tfw too intelligent for Microsoft Windows
>tfw too intelligent to use non-free software
>tfw too intelligent to not encrypt all drives
>tfw too intelligent to accept incoming mail that is not PGP encrypted
>tfw too intelligent to use hardware without LibreBoot support

>buy used moto g3
>Cheap
>Can shitpost/text/call/GPS/youtube no problem

Why the fuck do people spend more than $200 on a phone?

>Why the fuck do people spend more than $200 on a phone?
Insecurity
The void inside them that wants to be filled with consumer goods

>doesn't have a micro-sd card slot
>can't listen to music because no headphone jack
>can't play videos
>browsing the internet sucks
>can't listen to podcasts
>can't emulate old game consoles
Just get a cheap used flagship every few years and stop whining

They are not anti freedom. Do you live in some communist shit hole where you're forced to carry such a device?

For chicks. Bigger phone, bigger dick.