>code compiles without errors
Code compiles without errors
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>ywn fuck marie
why even live
Haskell:
>10 Compile-time failures
>Code fully works once you get it to compile
C:
>No compile-time failures
>Code crashes once you try out the new code path
>crashes on run
you wouldn't even fuck anyone
le pedo meme
>>No compile-time failures
#import
void main(int name) {
print("What is your name?");
name = input();
print("Hello, " + name);
}
She's not real
>tfw no studio.h to help design kitchen and bathroom cabinets.
still has 100 warnings per compiled file tho.
>code runs for the first time after compiling without errors
>segfaults when you try to do something with it
noooooooooooooooooooo
she's fucking real
>You program with an hour straight without testing
>It compiles
>Everything goes fine
>You test again
>It crashes
Nowhere did I claim that it was not possible to make a C compiler fail
I was depicting a realistic, typical scenario from my real-world experience writing both Haskell and C.
>Test a playlist
>Crashes on the fourth file
>you code for an hour
>it complies
>you make a backup
>it crashes
>you debug for an hour
>it still crashes
>you restore the backup
>it doesn't crash anymore
Fucking magic.
>>you make a backup
laughing git users
?
is this the Marie thread
>ywn be aggressively pulled by the hair and forced to suck Marie's sweaty pussy and ass after an intense workout
>ywn be gang banged by Marie, Tina, Hitomi and Kasumi as they take turns using you as fuck toy, abusing you and humiliating you
JUST
Yes it is
instead it just doesn't work
doesn't even return anything
nao cliquem e viros
ahueah
you are evil man
rude :(
>copy and paste helloworld in c
>compile
>segmentation fault, internal compiler fatal error, massive memory leak, computer crashes and boot sector was written over
>code compiles without errors
>std::bad_alloc
>code compiles with errors
wut?
*Toxic gas released*
>undefined behavior
>demons fly out of your nose
>0 errors
>536 warnings
>code compiles without errors
>it releases mustard gas
ABORT SHIPPP
tfw to intelligent to program