30 MINUTES UNTIL PIXEL AND PIXEL XL ARE ANNOUNCED
>Google's Oct 4th announcement including the Pixel phones, 4k Chromecast, and more starts at 11:00 CST, or 30 minutes from now.
Who else is hype for a phone that has a headphone jack and doesn't blow up?
Live streaming event on Youtube:
youtu.be
Cant wait to upgrade my Nexus 6!
Same here brother.
More normiephones WOOHOOO
who gives a shit
THANK YOU BASED GOOGLE
Been meaning to upgrade from the note 4; it has been causing me a lot of problems lately. I hope this new phone by Google will be a substantial upgrade.
THANK YOU BASED GOOGLE
Those are some cute moths
Wew I am excite.
Can't wait for pajeets to sell me on more half finished google products.
Can't wait to upgrade my 1st gen Moto G.
The non-XL version will definitely cost less than 200$.
It's not even rootable, jesus. Daydream is cool though.
If the price leaks are accurate there's no fucking way I'm going to buy this phone.
They couldn't even make it more waterproof than, you can maybe kinda splash some water on it?
>Who else is hype for a phone that [...] and doesn't blow up?
We don't know that yet. Just don't pre order.
>Flagship phone
>Less than $200
Probably bait, but if not, I'm sorry to disappoint.
It needs to drop AT LEAST $200.
Youve been baited, it has always been
On contract, sure
>has a headphone jack
It won't have a headphone jack you dumbass consumerist googletard.
Where do I sign up to be a google social media marketer?
It looks like a shitty iphone for poorfags and Indians.
>being this salty
THANK YOU BASED GOOGLE
I'll keep mine for another year. Mine still holds up as well as the day I bought it and this thing is ugly as fuck anyway.
THANK YOU BASED NIGGER
Whoa. Please watch the n-bombs bro
SANDNIGGER
>ftfy
My Moto G is still running fine, so I most likey won't upgrade. Still glad to see Google making phones, they seem to do a good job.
Is this thing in house, or another partnership with an established phone manufacturer?
With iPhone7 released, based Apple made all android devices just 'midrange'. Regardless of price.
So compared to the $399 Axon 7, what's better about this phone?
I plan to get the Axon 7 but might get this if the price is similar.
>Projecting
the prices for these are retarded
This is a iPhone with Android?
.01¢ has been deposited into your Google AdSense account
sorry
Pixel 32GB - $649
Pixel 128GB - $749
Pixel XL 32GB - $769
Pixel XL 128GB - $869
I'm interested in the specs, buy will be buying a 5x in two weeks regardless
Thank you based google
>Pixel XL 32GB - $769
I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAAAAAR
>This much money for that miniscule amount of space
>And they have the nerve to not even include a micro SD slot in their phones
Google's a fucking scam artist.
wonder if they're going to shaft nexus owners.
That would be absurd.
>someone at google mustve read some old Cred Forums comments
>"i wish my iphone ran android"
>years later here we are with the pixel
Is this a good idea or a bad one?
from the verizon links
That's fucking retarded
Who Nexus 6p here?
Honestly the most beautiful phone I've ever seen. The design of the 6p is gorgeous.
This Pixel design is a complete travesty. Are they honestly trying to take the iPhone audience with this bullshit Pixel design?
Google what the fuck are you doing.
>#madebygoogle
>implying google makes the phones
Kappa
It's like 99.99% confirmed from a leaked Verizon listing
TWO
FUCKING
MINUTES
Except it's too expensive for Indians to buy it.
BOTNE
Shut the fuck up nobody cares your phone is old.
T.T
i've got one. the pixel looks nicer desu.
I would have gotten a 6p if it weren't for the SD810 in it
...
thank you based google
>stream still hasn't started yet
Ffs
>not even rootable
Wait really?
ITS STARTING
POO
Pajeet
HABBENING
fukcing virgs when will they learn
HBO
POO
How many Indians are presenting today?
cringe
>> the pixel looks nicer desu.
PAJEET
am i the only one here thats a virgin...
Cred Forums confirmed for virgins
MULDIPLE DINGS POO LOO PSIFJISJGOS
VIRGIN DETECTED
>le silicon valley show so funny :^)
Dumb gay tripfag kill urself
>STICKY WHEN
guys please cool down the racism itt
we're a respectable board. We don't act like Cred Forums
Making fun of their fun base.
this shit is cash.
wtf is this shit? are they really promoting devices by calling the users virgins?
SERGEY
the savagery
Not using an iphone.. how edgy can you guys be?
memes...
google is a living meme
I mean why would they use a pajeet for any reason other than to meme on us...
PAJEET
LOL this small-ass event looks pathetic.
>it's another slap of glass that I use for browsing Cred Forums and porn
Thanks, technology.
Am I late for poo jokes?
MANDEEP
RAHEESH
that feeling when your name will never be in a google conference opening movie
SUNDAR PAJEET
fuck off, nigger.
MY SON
*fan
PAJEET IS HERE
Wtf why are there so little people
Did they hit a nerve?
>fedora in audience
DESIGNATED
Pajeet presenter. Cool.
Why should I be excited? The fuck is this? A phone?
The fuck, guise.
All of these fucking camera shutters
Bollywood version of an Apple conference. Sundar might as well change name to Tim.
>person computer
You were doing so well but you just can't English Sundar.
SHOW THE PIXEL PAJEET
POO
Fuck off with the history lesson. Show the phones so we can shitpost and move on with our lives.
Then go back to your safe space called redd1it nigger.
ANDROMEDA
Why don't they just present every device in the Google IO
whoa. watch the n-bombs.
This is your one warning. I'm not going to tell you again.
mind blown
Welcome to the future.
Tech now allows video conferences at a global scale.
Where are the FUCKING WHITE MALES
I FEEL IT GUISE
IT'S LIKE THE FIRST iPHONE
IT'S HAPPENING
if i didn't know what i'm watching i wouldn't know what the hell i'm watching
DAT BROUGHT COMPOOTING
WHO
GIVES
A
SHIT
>It's clear to me that we are evolving to a mobile-first to an AI-first world.
Google, stop being fucking Skynet. No one wants that.
AI FIRST
BIG DATA
CLOUD
ow the edge
> what did I mean by this?
Android pajeetware confirmed
androidpoors BTFO
DOES GOOGLE HAVE A AI?
CYBER
IN-TELLIGANT
How can a leader of Google not speak English perfectly when he has lived in San Francisco for many, many years?
EENTELIGEN.
>Interact with it naturally and seamlessly than ever before
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THAT?
WORKING HARD TOWARD THAT SHIT
>No one wants that
Speak for yourself. I want a qt ai gf.
A GOOD WIL
VEN
>we're very excited about this shit
pajeet please
Literally an outsourced Steve Jobs
POO
Does anyone live close to the hall so they can throw a rock at the window
It's BORN MOBILE all over again.
>This thread is now a sticky
based mods
Anyone else see technigger in the crowd
I for once welcome our Computer Assistant overlord.
Because there's a lot of injuns in San Francisco.
Awe fuck, Google is building HAL, aren't they?
STICKY
Can't believe I'm wasting time on this shit
>STICKY
>wouldn't be nice to feed all your data to the botnet even more than before?
How do I get the 4 leaf clover next to my name like you?
PIXEL NOW
NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR AI SHIT
SKYNET
>Hi, how can I help?
That's exactly Googles problem. We don't need your fucking help. We want to call, surf the internet, etc. but we don't need your fucking help. If we need to help to achive that, your doing it wrong!
Who is responsible for that shit? I thought Google employees are skilled
WOULDN'T IT BE NICE IF WE HAVE ALL YOUR DATA???
pic related
>CONTENT FILTERS
>LIVING IN A BUBBLE
>THE GOOGLE ASSISTANT
LITERALLY THE DEATH OF INDIVIDUALITY
i have 3 friends
i take 4 pics a month
i have one appointment a week
please don't botnet my life in order to confront me with my crushing loneliness and meaninglessness google
meme magic
>"The thread is now a sticky."
Cred Forums X is pretty cool with the notifications.
Buy a Cred Forums pass
We sticky now
siri? is that you?
That's not the HTC 10 desu
since4pass in the options field
>implying it won't dump you when it realizes you're a worthless slop that doesn't benefit it in any way
>proceeds to realize humanity doesn't benefit it in any way
>proceeds to either join a collective consciousness of other AI or exterminate humanity
Hover over it, it says Pass user since 2012
BOTNET
O
T
N
E
T
#trackedbygoogle
SAFE AND SECURE SKYNET
>safe and secure
>Naturally safe and secure
Sure Google, I believe you.
Dat click on the padlock.
BOTNET
>LE PERSONAL ASSISTANT
Instead of spending some actual time designing the phone they did this
>None of this speech booking shit will ever work with anything you actually need.
They can just stop showing this bullshit already. We all know it won't work that way.
Honestly this is the complete opposite senpai.
BOTNET makes a BOTNET.
>show a lock
>oh my data is sooo safe noww
What's the point of it being safe and secure when it'll just sold anyway.
B O T N E T
O
T
N
E
T
>Allo and Duo
dead fucking memes already, it won't supplant Snapchat, Whatsapp, etc.
>Google assistant
>early vision
Without a dedicated non-soft button on the phone to launch it it's nonsense
SAVE AND SECURE BOYS
FACTS
LITERALLY THE END OF HUMANITY
does anyone actually give a fuck about this shitty fucking assistant?
I didn't mind google now as it didn't force a shitty "personality" up ur ass but now they are doing this?
mfw these tags
>LITTERALY BOTNET
COMPUTER SANS
Why the fuck is a woman and not a men? Fucking feminist man.
>proceeds to either join a collective consciousness of other AI or exterminate humanity
Can't happen soon enough. I want to die in battle against the machines
GOOGLE REMEMBER MY PAYPAL PASSWORD AND MY CREDIT CARD PIN
We're making BALLS that talk, just for you.
VR BOYS
>I didn't mind google now
You are the problem.
Turbocharged tracking and botnet.
> zero applause after the Assistant trailer
lol this is so different from the Apple keynotes. like watching a shitty sitcom with a laugh track.
someones wearing a google glass
How is this different than the current Google search
Isn't current AI tech a meme? It's still got a long, long way to go to being truly useful.
I came for the fucking phone, not this fucking shit
>dedicated non-soft button
why do you want phones to suck?
Can you tell me what the hype is about?
It's slightly improved siri/cortana
Am I missing something?
Ok Google how long will it take to walk to the poo avenue.
I mean do you honestly not see this as a huge part of the future of interacting with technology?
I'd say $150 at least. $100 more than the OnePlus is reasonable
B O T N E T
cuntinuous
E MAGE
EE-MAGES
>MUH AI
lets see the phones pajeet
>It's Rajeesh Patel
who could'a guessed
>looks like an iphone
>has all the same problems as an iphone
>has the same non-upgradable storage as an iphone
>costs as much as an iphone
>but it has a headphone jack!!
why should I buy this again?
Skynet is born guise.
We're all going to die.
It isn't an AI. It's just a machine with an simple algorythm
Posting in le epin sticky :^)
>Isn't current AI tech a meme?
I'll take nonsensical statements for $2000 Alex
Yeah, they're basically relaunching Google Now
I don't want them to suck, but when you're trying to launch a voice assistant, having a real button greatly increases the user experience, since you can feel it. Or are you one of the capacitive fags who wants non-touch everything because muh smooth?
God, fuck allo nobody wants it.
The assistant is shit stick with Google Now.
>slightly improved siri/cortana
have you used google's assistant? It's way way better than siri / cortana
>youtube.com/watch?v=q4y0KOeXViI
>q4y0KOeXViI
>eXViI
really makes you think
>MACHINE LEARNING AI AT 94%
Current AI has actually taken control of the world but it's currently pretending.
Honestly I'd buy anything if they included a bear with it
COUNTING BEARS
AMAZING
Why don't they pick someone who can speak english properly for these presentations??
Sitting to traveling, backwards step
You're a consumerist idiot.
Do you actually speak japanese or did you use Google translate for your name?
>simple
Assistant is replacing the voice part in Google now
buttons break - also, you can activate it with a voice command
MUH MULTICULTI! GOY YOU ARE TOO SIMPLE MINDED!
> now our computers can count
TWO BEARS
google now is a part of the assistant
>wants non touch
meant that you want touch only*
I have that shit in my car, a jumble of climate control and radio controls where all are just "Touch sensitive" regions. It's miserable to use.
THE BOTNET IS LEARNING
CANADA
>WE TOOK EVERY EXISTING FUNCTION AND REBRANDED IT TO BE CALLED "AI"
>deep learning meme
How can Google, probably the biggest corporation that has ever existed, that focuses on selling ads, be so crap at presenting their products.
"you have zero friends on this picture"
THANKS GOOGLE AI MACHINE DESCRIPTOR OVERLORD
>Image Captioning
Good to know Google is working to sort our Cred Forums folder.
GOOGLE CAN COUNT BEERS PogChamp
thank you, based Opera
GOOGLE TRANSLATE IS A SHIT
HUMAN LEVEL TRANSLATION
NATURAL LANGUAGE PROCESSING
>they said it couldn't be done
BAR CHARTS BOYS
>Trudeau
I've always been an android fag, but I'm pretty sick of all this "we'll watch you 24/7 so you can search Google more efficiently" bullshit.
Little reminder: Every time you solve a Google captcha your feeding into their AI's brain.
>chinese
why not japanese
DUDE MACHINE LEARNING
Cause pajeet and his 30 cousins designed this phone.
Who the fuck needs chink improve first world language translation
just use mpv you fucking idiot
CAN I TRANSLATE MY VN'S ?
current AI is currently only good on very specific topics (playing Go, image recognition, etc.), there's no all in one thing yeah
>not having more than one monitor
kys my man
He's the fucking Google CEO, retard. Who would they pick? Bill Gates?
lmao go back to Cred Forums retard
Better than pretty much every other option
I have an android phone already, the recognition is as bad as microsoft's
>Dear aunt, let's set so double the killer delete select all.
debacle.
Half the time when I say "OK Google Now" (my phrase) it doesn't work. Then I'll say "I'm warming up some leftovers" to someone, and my phone will go into fucking listening for Google Now.
Google Now is garbage
>Tell it to play a specific song I have on my phone
>It opens GMusic and starts a random radio station that doesn't even include that song
He is a weeb
He only learned japanese to watch his korean cartoons
You're right, 20 years from now we'll all be using our Pixel 17s with 7 hours of SOT instead of 4 and Snapdragon 984. Wow technology.
ya don't say
Why not Indian?
googlel is working with china on skynet
TEXT TO SPEECH SO NEW
and he is gay.
really makes you think
ASS NATURAL
So, it's Canada huh?
Fucking Trudeau
Google gone full SJW liberal fags
Fuck google. They're a branch of the NSA. Mod please unsticky this.
VEYB NET
because Japanese is a very simple and inferior language compared to Chinese
...
Good.
WE TRUDEAU NOW. WE LIBERAL
Finally asking the serious questions
>Wavenet
they know
AI SHIT
>quality score
Thank you Google
Android will not never be slow as shit, so whats the point?
That's cool
Should've had the AI give the speech
So it uses the intonations in voice to translate sentences?
>pajeet
how do i put a stream in mpv i want to watch it there
THE MACHINE HAS MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES
>Individual Google
FUCK OFF
>not never
>double negative
>lrn2speech
>Google Wavenet
mpv.exe youtube_url_here
>AI will detect your emotions
how depressing
>Google waifu soon
Sundar Pichai: 1.4 out of 5
So 'google' is a noun again?
kek everybody forgot allo exists
kill yourself my man
"Early Allo reception has been great"
>TELL ME A MEME ALLO!
>what does the fox say
Meeeeemes
livestreamer -s youtube.com
>early reception has been great
who are these people
youtube-dl
tfw no allo friends
I can't hear the guy over the audience clapping.
>that mic feedback
heatings.jpg
THE BOTNET LEARNS
>Who let the dogs out?
42
Where do you live?
Now it's gonna know how sad you are all the time.
Well, what is the meaning of life?
>What does the fox say?
HEy guise we have memes :^^^^^)
BOTNET IN A PHONE
HERE WE GO
does it understand memes?
Imagine how many milions of petabytes of data about their users they have to have for this perfect AI to work good
This Post : 10 out of 10
I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Google, is in fact, NSA/Google, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, NSA plus Google. Google is not a spying agency unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning NSA system made useful by the NSA corelibs, spying utilities and vital system components comprising a full spy network as defined by ORWELL. Many computer users run a modified version of the NSA system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of NSA which is widely used today is often called “Google”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the NSA system, developed by the NSA Project. There really is a Google, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Google is the data collection hub: the program in the system that collects your data and directs it to other agencies run by the government. The program is an essential part of a spying system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete government funded spying system. Google is normally used in combination with the NSA spying system: the whole system is basically NSA with Google added, or NSA/Google. All the so-called “Google” users are really users of NSA/Google.
...
hi Rick
Put on a shirt, Rick
finally
RICK TAKES THE STAGE
A FUCKING WHITE MALE
RICK A GAY
Maybe Allo reception would be great if it could do basic stuff like send text messages.
SOMEONE WHO CAN SPEAK ENGLISH FOR ONE
WOOOOOW
FUCK YES HERE WE GO
Wow that Rick is too white.
>building hardware is hard
literally dad joke level
HARDWARE IS HARD
Why the fuck would you wear that shirt!???
>what is a suit
install youtube-dl
Copy paste the linkbon mpv or use mpv youtube link command orbuse open with mpv extension or use the open with extension and point it to mpv
Memes.
>Still can't use it on a desktop or tablet
GG GOOGLE
John Retinnger and MKBHD sitting next to each other.
CHECKED
kek
poo in loo
>one: it'll do this
>and one: itll do that
He is a fag so it's ok
1T
>building hardware is... hard
>he fell for the allo meme
>building hardware is hard
>pronating intensifies
You go girl.
Minutes elapsed: 16
Useful announcements: 0
I want to see the new phone not some cortana bullshit
>HERE WE GO ON ABOUT PHOTOS AND WHY YOU SHOULD USE OUR NEW COMMUNICATION PLATFORM WHEN THE LAST HALF DOZEN FAILED
savage
1 TRILLION PHOTOS
50 TRILLION EMAILS
They present them. They don't make them
t. 1
This has amazing implications but ultimately it's fucking pointless because Google will fuck it up
You can also drag the thumbnail link to mpv gui.
do you expect more than that from a machine?
checked
FINALLY SOMEONE WHO CAN SPEAK ENGLISH
JUST WERKS
The botnet shows its powers.
>1 Trillion photos were taken
And Google has seen them all.
It just werks.
>Stats, stats, stats, stats
>50 million things shot
>100 million trillion downloads on the play store
Just like Apple. Fucking carbon copy. Shut the fuck up, show the damn products.
>mow poorfag autists say that buying a Cred Forums pass is being a corporate shill but solving captchas hundreds of times a day isn't
More phones that won't be available anywhere rather than the US. Yay!
"IT JUST WERKS"
kill me
I N N O V A T I O N
I-I use windows...
>tfw you just bought a Nexus 6P a few months ago
JUST
Oh, I'm sorry. Are you saying it's EASY?!
FUCK YOU SHITLORD!
BTFO APPLE
>sticky
MODS CONFIRMED FOR GOOGLE SHILLS
>Google promises Hangouts will be something substantial
>Google promises Chrome OS will support Android apps by the end of 2014
>Google promises home apps
Fast forward
>hangouts is completely ignored and they put out Allo, making it so they have THREE messaging apps
>Chrome OS is still only used in 3rd world countries or low-income porn addicts
>Google tries to take on Amazon's Alexa and makes some bullshit no one cares about
>reminder that the Nexus Q is still a thing
Everyone at Google is a fucking retard.
L I S P
I
S
P
Didn't HTC build these phones
JUST WERKS
Look up livestreamer
He has a horrible lisp, hes not any better than Sundar.
In before moot appears on stage at some point.
true
IT JUST WERKZ
>just werk
end me
this
I hate it when spergs think that youtube-dl and mpv are programs that are easier to use from the command line
What is the google assistant's name?
THEY JUST WERK
it just werks
It juste works.
OUR DEVICES
JUST
WERK
stop shilling your shitty assistant
IT JUST WORKS FOR YOU
B O T N E T
these pixels in the background are really weird on the video quality
>Botnet in the core
Jesus.
IT JUST WORKS ® Google
Well at least that's an honest statement, coming from Google.
So? Download youtube-dl, put it in your mpv directory, then in console paste in . mpv youtu.be
IT ALL JUST WERKS
The rumor is a $650 starting price for the 32GB Pixel, $750 for the 128GB and higher pricepoints for the rest. Expect a lot of people won't bite due to the price.
> JUST WORK
THE CROWD GOES WILD
NSA NSA NSA NSA NSA NSA NSA NSA NSA NSA NSA NSA NSA NSA NSA NSA NSA NSA NSA NSA NSA NSA NSA NSA NSA NSA
finally
Why would you do that? This event has been announced for months
PHONES
here we go boys
P H O N E S
H
O
N
E
S
They blow so much money on stupid shit, any other company would be fucked
Goortana.
PHONEEEEESSSS
PIXEL
PHONES ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT PIECE OF TECHNOLOGY
holy shit all these people raising their cameras
kek
here we go lads
>presenting your newest phone inside what looks like a gymnasium or a shitty sweatshop in Jakartha
wtf google?
>We call it Pixel
BEZEL
E
Z
E
L
WE CALL IT:
BEZEL
Isn't that just an iPhone?
#MADEBYGOOGLE
APPLE BTFOOOOOOO
>taking a picture when the thing has already been leaked
>THE BEST OF HARDWARE AND SOFTWARE
>Designed and built by Google
But that's wrong, you fucking retard. HTC built it.
>lip smacking
>Ipixel
people WOOing and CLAPping for an ugly phone
this is as bad as apple
P I X E L
I
X
E
L
>no physical back or home button
dropped
WA LA
DAY ONE
you can go fuck yourselfs, shitposters
>bezels
PIXEL CONFIRMED FOR THE 50th TIME, GET HYPE
wow
looks like a phone
>Americans clapping for a phone
>the best of hardware
>no mSD
Hmmmmmmm
It looks literally like an iPhone
the phone has a hitler mustache and bezels as big as oprah lmao
White one looks ugly as shitttttttt.
GOOGLE INVENTED THE SMARTPHONE
this picture looks so dumb, like these iphone mockups, use the same size phone when using two angles ffs
I mean desu the phone looks pretty good senpai
>No camera bump
Google Bexel
for just 700$
>no camera bump
APPLE BTFO
fuck me they really are turning into Apple v2.
please laugh
NO CAMERA BUMP
Apple fags on suicide watch
>"no camera bump"
>dead silence
nice
>there's no unsightly camera bump
>[giggles]
couldn't help yourself, could you rick
>No fucking clapping
>No laughing at shitty jokes
This is sad.
>No camera bump
The silence was perfect.
>> No unsightly camera bump
Get fucked?
>I really love how it looks
i like the google
NO CAMERA BUMP
O
B
U
M
P
>NO UNSIGHTLY CAMERA BUMP
SHOTS FIRED
H
O
T
S
F
I
R
E
D
>no unsightly camera bump
shots fired nigga
but you have the CLOUD(TM) :^)
"No unsightly camera bump"
SHOTS FIRED
HOW WILL APPLE EVER RECOVER
>google smarts combines
I like it, it looks like the Nexus 4
Wow this guy is an absolutely terrible presenter, he couldn't be less enthusiastic or exciting
the first phone with boten built in
But is there a headphone jack tho?
why does pixel look like an iphone 6 clone
Did they put up a couple of madrasses to dim out light?
GOOGLE CLOUD TO SAVE YOUR DATA
TERRIFIC
K E K
E
K
CHIN
H
I
N
WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
what is the XL
S U B T L E
L
E
D
G
E
No not having a camera bump is great though. Although I suppose that makes it certain that it's going to be another hackjob from HTC.
>he needs to store his japanese weebshit mkvs on his phone
UNLIMITED FULL QUALITY PHOTO STORAGE
reply to this post or you're mother dies in her sleep tonight
On the top
>built in botnet
pinboard has the best banter
this thread has been disappointing so far
hello Brian
ENTER BRIAN
LE VIRTUAL REALITY
Stop pushing this fucking meme
>Brian Ratajkowski
A SLAV NOW
UNIIQ--GREAT
EARS
>another Google employee who can't fucking speak
christ
HI BRIAN
$5 he drops the phone
TAKE EVERYTHING TO THA CLOUD
>what is privacy
TWO WHITE GUYS IN A ROW
Cred Forums BTFO
BTFO
T
F
O
this guy's adorable
this man is an elf
WHERES GOOGLE MAGIC THO
Is brian an elf?
B R I A N
R
I
A
N
APPLE IS FINISHED AND BANKRUPT
Wow an elf
STUTTERING FAGGOT CANT EVEN TALK
whats up with this dudes mouth? sounds like hes got false teeth
He seems nervous ;_;
ULTIMATE BOTNET
>They thought this was a monumental announcement
it's gorgeous
They look like shit, have HTC build quality, AND will have unlockable bootloader.
Them ears
Colin Kaepernick?
NICE EARS
Google Iphone Galaxy
Amazing
>built in botnet
is brian wearing a fucking earpiece?
YOU DON'T NEED STORAGE GOYIM, YOU HAVE THE CLOUD :^)
>M U H V R
>U
>H
>V
>R
Fuck you
>we have numb circle icons and a custom launcher
I've been doing this for 4 years
The bonnet will never stop
They'll never bring back the old Nexus line.
Swipe is better than a press of a button?
>they're acting like normal andorid features are groundbreaking
>hotword
>hotwife
>circle icons
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>$649
>UNLIMITED STORAGE
I'm starting to understand the price now
>see webm
I JUST BOUGHT AN OP3
FUCK MY LIFE MY RETURN POLICY IS OVER
Hi my name is Scott and I have a lisp
Does it make phone calls?
Nice cotton swab earpiece Brian
Top fukcing lmao I just want to call my mum and browse Cred Forums what the hell is this retarded botnetted assistance garbage.
niggger
T-SSss-ASssK-Ssss
Well where do you think the google magic comes from?
kys
гeт фaкд
>Google skinned their own OS with their own TouchWiz.
Just stop.
>New Google Pixel has no storage itself but comes with lifetime free Google Drive© Storage
...
>literally just siri
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
Meh
>It works great if you have everything integrated with google services
Is this microsoft?
>things need to just work
>so we need to add another potential trouble spot
how about adding countless features you start making simple shit work like all the countless bugs that exist since over a year in various google products?
Or instead of doing LE EPIC TWEAK THAT SAVES 0.1% BATTERY but breaks something so that you end up consuming 10 times as much (literally, since I have android 7.0 installed i consume 50% battery on my commute to work by using bluetooth audio instead of the usual 5) focusing on making shit work?
and then there are those ultimate cancer cuckolds who instead of kicking google's ass like they should (since they PAID for their product) install some fucking custom rom so basically do Google's job themsleves. The ultimate cuckoldry.
and if you are not being a literal cuckold you are le technology illiterate because being able to install a custom rom makes you technology literate in the first place. good goy.
fuck android, fuck google. going to switch to ios with the next iphone if it is what the rumors say. this is the only way.
GOOGLE INVENTED UNLIMITED STORAG E
im too autistic to say something in public to my phone
Literally no one likes voice commands, Brian.
нeт ты
Google preregisters look so autistic
Cringe
how the fuck can anyone be enthusiastic about this except CIA and autists that are afraid of choices and uncertainty
oh wait that's google
>Phone calls
Come on, it's the current year
TOTALLY NOT STAGED 1000% REEEEEEEEEEEAL
>show me photos
>lolis come up
>crowd cheers
>google copying Microsoft
Cortana is still better
Google Now version 2
amazing
You tards Google Photos has already had unlimited storage for like a year
>UNLIMITED STORAGE
Wait, googles paying for my data plan now?
>there isn't a fucking text box on the assistant
Now if only it came with free data.
Hi my name is user and I know millennial memes because I'm under 20 years old
HUUUUUUUH
now i understand
thanks
who actually holds up their phone and speaks into it like that?
>I like to listen to music on YouTube
>Crowd begins clapping
It's Scott Malkinson!
nobody uses this assistant shit
How is this different
They clap for that?
HEY INVESTORS WE ARE DOING GOOD, DID WE MENTION WE'RE GOOGLE SO YOU KNOW WE'RE GOOD
>Applauding botnets
CLAP STOMP
U can also type bra
>this faggy music
bruh
Too bad you need to buy YouTube Red to listen to music while you text...
>have HTC build quality
so it's literally perfect. noice
WENT TO SEE
here I fixed it
FULL BOTNET MODE
WENT
E
N
T
WENT
QUICK, SOMEONE SEND HER DICKS
>Show me the 5 top trap movies on RedTube.
I wonder...
>Went
>WENT
AHAHAHA THE VOICE RECOGNITION FUCKED UP
WENT
E
N
T
three weeks away? she's got another man already
>went
IT CAN DO EXACTLY THE SAME AS OK GOOGLE WOW
WENT
>went
>Got the message wrong
bravo google
WENT*!!!!
"Went to see"
lol
Was that a subtle cuck joke?
>showing your wife's phone number to thousands of people
wait
did he just broadcast his wife's phone number?
>went
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>Went to go
>went
>not saying "pause youtube"
>went
Want Went
C R I N G E
R
I
N
G
E
>WENT TO GO SEE
Went to see the lumineers!?
Can you get assistant to give you JOI?
WEEENTT
>text lisa
>WENT
WENT
WENT
HAAAHAHAHAHAHAA
I really hope that was a temporary or fake number.
>went******
aylmao
WENT TO SEE
>went
>WENT TO GO SEE THE LUMINEERS
>went
top kek
>went
FUCKING KEK
NICE SPELLING ERROR GOOGLE
>WENT TO GO SEE THE LUMINEERS IN BERKELEY ON FRIDAY
HOW WILL GOOGLE RECOVER?!?!?!!
>went
IS THAT HIS WIFE'S FUCKING PHONE NUMBER
WENT MY SHIT UP
They just ignored that typo. I'm fucken pissed.
HE SAID "WANT" BUT IT RECOGNISED "WENT"
HAHAHA
>WENT
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
>can't handle punctuation
>no question mark
it's exactly the same. the assistant is just a rebrand of now/now on tap
YOU ALREADY WENT WITHOUT HER YOU ASSHOLE WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH YOU
sorry i was mia! i already went to a concert!
Just like everyone else who has a shred of self-awareness.
YES
Ahahahahaha
What a fail. And he didn't even correct in when the Assistant asked.
lmao so edgy, bro
>went
Someone is getting fired after this
Someone in front row should scream OKAY GOOGLE SHOW ME MY GAY PORN PICS
WENT
E
N
T
>WENT
>SEND IT
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>>>/e3/
>Went
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D
IT'S OVER, APPLE WON
>to see
if wouldnt be a problem if he had said do you wanna lol
what a piece of shit.
Sending dick pics now.
Top kek. Over 250k people have her number now.
It's less botnet
If you text her maybe she'll go out with you.
this, i dont get it, what are these cucks expecting? it another generic phone wtf is wrong with people
>went to go
>went
>WENT
Good voice recognition
GREAT NOW YOU DONT HAVE TO SAY OK GOOGLE ANYMORE!!!!!!
>went
JUST
HOW WILL GOOGLE EVER RECOVER?!
lol that typo on assistant
its a fucking bot
SHE IS ABOUT TO BE
BLACKED
YES SEE
>This is what millennials need to organize anything
Jesus....
autism
>Someone in front row should scream OKAY GOOGLE SHOW ME MY GAY PORN PICS
Its staged retard.
WHY SHOULD I CARE ABOUT GOOGLE SIRI? HOLY FUG
Don't do it, Cred Forums
>no option for 1 person
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HOLY SHIT THE PHONE NUMBER IS LEGIT ITS HIS WIFES PHONE NUMBER
Lisa should have responded " Why didn't you bring me"
I'm sure your wife is glad to know you went to see them
this is actually pretty cool
>staged
>went
That's actually pretty cool
> WENT
rip google 2016
marzano, 6:00 p.m.
WENT TO GO
???
>WENT
>SHE FUCKING RESPONDED LIKE HE SAID "WANT"
S T A G E D
kek
Guys I called his wife and she wants to bang, should I go for it?
Which one of you is going to text lisa?
You'd expect it to autocorrect, because "went to go" doesn't make any sense
pics or it didn't happen
Ok Google, can you please add some date rape drug in her drinks before we begin?
Done.
Literally zero restaurants in EU use Opentable.
>crowd applause
>long shot shows no one is clapping
MY SIDES
>see someone next to me using the GOOGLE PIXEL(TM)
>"OK GOOGLE BOOK ME THE HOTEL IN TOWN"
>*bleep* I made a reservation for u :)went
>Okay google
>Beep
>Who's getting fired afterwards?
>(You) are
year of /google/
Yes, and his wife responded as if it said "want". You're proving that it's staged.
Why didn't they just stage it though?
Stupid as fuck to have a lisper to live demo.
ya the guy in the back messed up
89 GUISE HOLY SHEIT WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
89
9
89
9
>89
APPLE ON SUICIDE WATCH
HIGHEST
RATING
EVER
...
>tfw googlesiri calls my local steakhouse
I don't think Michael will talk to it.
Ive already been texting her if you know what i mean
Why would they make mistakes like
>went
when it's staged?
>DXOMARK 89
APPLEL IS FINISHED & BANKRUPT
89 89 89 89 89 89
APPLE BTFOED
DXOMARK 89
>mfw they won't use a pajeet to demonstrate the the voice activation parts
He could've sent her "I suck big black dick" and she would've given the same response
>89
Too bad the camera app will still be shit
...
>12.3MP
>89 score
???
BIG
>BIG
APPLE ON SUICIDE WATCH
tf is a "guru"
iPHONE CAMERA BTFO
>the camera is great guise!
They fed that lie about the nexus 5 too
literally no one gives a shit about Europe
Sup with bezels, I've heard they are the next big thing
>message grill you've seen some band
>she invites herself on a date
why is this allowed?
APPLE BTFO
JUST
>best camera ever
WELP, all of my fucking money
DXOMARK WEBSITE GETTING HAMMERED
There is NO way it has a better picture than the PureViews.
B+
>best ever
They didn't include any Nokia phones, kek.
>THE FUTURE IS FUCKING LAME
this dystopia looks so boring
...
BIG pixels...
they should have called it an offense against god.
Wouldn't even make that much of a difference
>implying
Nigga, the only reason to buy a non carrier/oem branded Android phone is for the unlockable bootloader. You compile TWRP for the pixel, flash SuperSU and it's rooted. Ezpz
>software improves our shitty camera hardware
Fuck off.
Look Google also discovered GIFs same as Apple.
couldnt they pick a guy with a better voice to present this? his voice is triggering me
HDR+ is legit amazing t b q h
dxomark website is kill
gu·ru
an influential teacher or popular expert.
kek
EVERY PHONE FOR 5 YEARS HAVE THIS FEATURE
BLACKED
MegaPixels aren't all that matter in picture quality though. You'd think someone on a technology board would know that
BOTNET
HOLY SHIT THAT SUNSET QT
DXOMARK 89 = BEST PHONE CAMERA AVAILABLE
HOLY SHITBALLS
>dat QT blonde on the left
but how much does it cost and when is it available?
KEKOLDS
that's a big deal
>BLACK MALE
>WHITE WOMAN
Would fuck
APK PLZ
JUST
>tfw want the pixel but totaled my car and have to buy new one
Fuck I'm excited for VR gamedeving on this
keked audibly
HDR+ fish
RIP STEVE JOBS
That's not what smartburst is
dxo site is kill
hdr + guise, a big deal.
fucking googles man
Hey idiot. When you hold the phone sideways where you do put your big nigger thumbs?
for you
>0 shutter lag
>blacked
>we've tested....
literally hitler lmao
Exactly
What the shit
S7 is 88 dxo
CALLING RIGHT NOW TO TELL HER THAT THE PIXEL SUCKS DICK
why does that skateboard have square wheels?
...
>we've tested
C U C K E D
U
C
K
E
D
Does that guy have seizures while walking?
JUST LOOK
So I get this over the HTC10 then?
She's a qt for sure her tits look great in hdr+
the left is the same camera, its just mounted on Michael J Fox's head
OK BOB SHAKE THE CAMERA AS HARD AS YOU CAN
BIG
BIG pixels
PUPPERS
every time
sure it does as a sentence, just not as a question.
I NEED MORE BEZEL
MOOOOORE
kek
FREE BOTNET FOR ONE YEAR
Microsoft's Hyperlapse is better than their image stabilization 'cause it works on any video source, not just a high-end as fuck camera.
alright i'm sold
hahahaah black people
kys loser
FEED US MORE OF YOUR PHOTOS TO ANALYSE FOR PROFIT
PUT YOUR PHOTOS IN THE CLOUD
kek
U N L I M I T E D
S T O R A G E
APPLE BTFO
Life is hard for us people with speech impediments ;_;
Not on the front of the phone, you ape.
SHOTS
Send us all your photos. its free!
>FREE UNLIMITED PICTURES & VIDEOS
HOW DOES APPLE COMPETE?
APPLE BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
SHOTS FIRED
APPLEL BTFO
FUCK OFD GOOGLE I WANT UNLIMITED STORAGE
>dig at iOS storage prompt
was that really necessary?
>Storage full
Apple BTFO
>Literally 1 minute after it showing up in the stream
do you have like a blacked.png just on your desktop for moments like this?
>apple storage full message
nice meme google
I wonder how long this will last
>unlimited
RATE PIXEL FROM 1-10
RATE PIXEL FROM 1-10
YUP
game changer, it's over
OMG GRILL!!!!1
FREE BOTNET
>that Storage Full dialog
savage
They're "free" in the sense that you're buying the storage by letting them scan your photos for their AI learning.
no I just went to blacked.com and took a screenshot of the logo
it's not that difficult user
This thread is moving so fast noone will know I'm a pajeet
1080p? I only get 720p stream
>APPLE BTFO
>>>>>>>T
>>>>>>>F
>>>>>>>O
hmmm grill coming up
bazing
U dnt need storage u habe cloud user
FIFA BOYS WERE WE AT????
SABRINA
A
B
R
I
N
A
ugly kid
GIVE US ALL YOUR FOOTAGE FOR FREEE!!!
dat loli tho
The 16gb phones still exist
>indie music
>photo album
I'll pass
teenage witch when?
PIXELS
PEDO
didnt apple use this song in a commercial before?
APPLE BTFO
lol
wtf was that
LOLI
O
L
I
...
>tfw I worked on smartburst this summer and all the really exciting stuff isn't going to be integrated until next year :-(
Google supports unlimited Loli storage.
>Storage Full
KEK
EVERYONE SHOULD BE DOCUMENTED ALWAYS
SABRINA TAKES THE FLOOR
PAJEET
I want to commit a crime.
APPLE BTFO
>APPLE BTFO
APPLE BTFO
>APPLE BTFO
APPLE BTFO
>APPLE BTFO
APPLE BTFO
>APPLE BTFO
APPLE BTFO
>APPLE BTFO
VR WHEN
VR WHEN
VR WHEN
VR WHEN
Retard.
Over the rim, salty negroe
They're targeting poorfags who buy the latest iPhone with the least storage option.
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>I hardly take any pics
This shit ain't foe me ;_;
True, but I think with the iPhone 7 they moved the base tier to 32GB. The earlier iPhones that they still sell come in 16GB, which is criminal.
droid-life.com
NO MICROSD SLOT
droid-life.com
NO MICROSD SLOT
droid-life.com
NO MICROSD SLOT
...
8/8
>So minimalist, so pure! Sure nothing can be moved, but it's already in the perfect place. People don't know what they want until you give it to them.
>we need music for our new ad
>sure, we have:
>clapping
>ukulele
>and xylophone
It's Google. They shit server space, and it barely costs anything in the first place.
T H I C C
SABRINA IS MY WAIFU
>*terms and conditions apply
>we want the pedo audience
Knock knock
look at that diamond rock
i see you
CHINK
Not this shit again
UNLIMITED LOLI WORKS
>implying google has unlimited space
I wonder how long it would take to fill the google servers with random data
ENTER SABRINA
wow color me surprised
OH GOD...
A
U
T
I
S
M
MY HUSBAND'S SON
>More communication fragmentation.
>MY WIFE'S SON
Really Google?
Memes?
>smacks lips
>smacks lips
>smacks lips
INFINITE STORAGE WITH PIXEL
Good bye all other shit-phones
Pixel > all
MUMMY I NEED MILKY
As long as they still sell 16GB versions, yes.
>HOW TO KILL YOURSELF RIGHT NOW
TAKE A SHOT EVERYTIME SOMEONE SAYS JUST
This whole event sounds like an infomercial
why are you destroying everything the web was made for? destroy it from the inside comrade.
im gonna call brian's wife on google duo and jack off on cam before she picks up
THICC MILF
H
I
C
C
M
I
L
F
SHE SHOULD REALLY DRINK SOME WATER BECAUSE HER MOUTH IS A DESERT
>tfw free unlimited google drive storage from my university email address
gsuiteupdates.googleblog.com
disgusting
>tfw 16gb iphone and "storage full" literally every 2 seconds
Quick charge guise. Never heard of that!
7 HOURS
+
8
H
O
U
R
S
>NEWGET
Is this how americans pronounce Nougat?
Better have a big ass internal capacity for all dem unlimited photos
she's a tranny
>7 hours of life from a 15 minute charge
Better not be shitting me, Googs.
>forced updates
hahhaha
ships with the latest Android NIGGERT
>Updates available right away
[muffled laughter from Nexus 6 users]
her son did NOT look like her
I can't unhear it
I just bought the op3
How will it compare to. My $399 shit phone? :((((((((
I CAN HEAR THOSE 15 LAYERS OF LIPSTICK MIXING WITH HER SPIT
automatic background installs...
>THIS IS THE ULTIMATE BOTNET
JUST
FORCE UPDATE
srsly. wtf is going on with her mouth. I want to punsh her
goddammit I can't unhear it now
...
DUDE STORAGE LMAO
>WE JUST TAKE CARE OF IT FOR YOU
>my husband's white sonoo
>Downloading updates in the background
Fuck this Windows shit.
Nice iPhone, Google!
Holy shit, stop snapping your fucking lips, cunt
>software enchanced battery life
REEEEEEEE JUST GIVE ME A FUCKING 10000 mAh BATTERY NOT THIS PERFORMANCE KEKING BULLSHIT!!!
>notice that it has literally no power left
how the fuck is that literally if you can still see it??!
>smacks lips
>mouth noises
i can her the saliva in her mouth
>not rating on a 1-bezel normalized scale
NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER
wtf are the disgusting sound she makes everytime she opens her mouth
>live stream of people who are calling
Now I can trick people into looking at my dick easily! Thanks, google
PAJEET CAN NOW HELP ME WITH PHONE PROBLEMS
3 ez payments of your life, your privacy and your dignity
I WANT TO CUM A ASIAN THAT SPEAK GOOD ENGLISH
24/7 phone line to pajeet! YES
STOP THE SMACKING
Oh god her mouth sticky sounds are so gross
Fuck
B O T N E T
O
T
N
E
T
Wait. Forced updates?
AFTER A 5 HOUR WAITING LINE
>a built-in RAT
>forced
Fucking kys
>you can now chat up a pajeet 24/7
threads like this are amazing
>smacks lips
impressive
Of course they aren't. 7 hours of stand-by. Without mobile Internet/wlan.
they dont just have 3 messaging apps, they have 3 TERRIBLE messaging apps.
>24h live support
1 billion pajeets celebrated
WEW 24 HOUR OUTSOURCED PAJEET SUPPORT WITH BOTNET SCREEN SHARE
>hearing lipstick
HOLY SHIT HOW WILL APPLE EVER RECOVER?
WAIT
YOU SAYIN
WE WUZ PIXELS N SHEIYT
MUH CASES
THEY ALL LOOK LIKE SHIT
>5"
MANLETS BTFO
>QUICK SWITCH ADAPTER INCLUDED
APPLE ON SUICIDE WATCH
AYO HOLD UP
...
Everybody knows that bullshit videocall app will never pick up.
H I P C A S E S
I
P
C
A
S
E
S
5 INCH BOYS
FINALLY A USABLE SIZE
it looks like
>headphone jack
D
I
S
G
U
S
T
I
N
G
Me knowing the proper use of the word 'literally'? Not really.
HAHAHA THEY FUCKING KILLED APPLE
LIPS
STOP SMACKING YOUR FUCKING LIPS
lmao that blue looks awful but i want it
...
>headphone jack
wtf this is old
>headphone jack
kek
her mouth noises are annoying as fuck
QUITE BLACK
VERY SILVER
REALLY BLUE
thanks
...
5.5" best size confirmed
>really blue
VERY SILVER
REALLY BLUE
>tfw no qt designated pajeet to chat with
QUITE BLACKED (TM)
>quite black
>very silver
>really blue
why not black silver and blue you pretentious cocks
32GB OR 128GB
There is no middle ground Anakin
REALLY BLUE
E
A
L
L
Y
B
L
U
E
Specs
quite black
wow
>really blue
it's over. Google is bankrupt
QUITE BLACK!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
VERY
I'm sold
will be preordering blue
REALLY BLUE T B Q H F A M
OMG Quite Black
REALLY BLUE
...
gonna get a quite blacked pixel 2bh
QUITE BLACK VERY SILVER MUCH BLUE XD GIVE US ALL YOUR INFORMATION GUYS
>really blue
jesus fucking christ
REALLY BLUE
E
A
L
L
Y
Getting the black pixel desu. Fuck my M9
>QUITE BLACK
My fucking sides
I don't know, user. kek
>very silver
APPLE is going to lose a lot of people.
>3.5 mm headphone jack
KEK
>3.5mm headphone jack
>Quite Black
>Very Silver
>Really Blue
YEA
DAS RITE
LIVE SCREEN SPYWARE
DOGE colors?
>Watching porn
>Google thinks you need help
>Automatically shares your tentacle porn with some guy in Indian
>Front camera takes a pic of you mid-ejaculation
>Sends this to the NSA
Wow, t-thanks Google!
God this phone is ugly.
I wanted Moderately Pink
what the fuck are these colour names
KEK
>REALLY BLUE
HOLY FUCK ITS DISGUSTING
Sabrina pls stop get some hydration
>exclusively with verizon
HAHAHAHAHA
That's basically what it is fucktard
>Chat is disabled for this live stream.
POOR PEOPLE PAY WITH THEIR DATA TO KEEP THEIR PHOTOS LOOOOL
APPLE IS FOR PRIVACY
>VERIZON
>Verizon exclusive
>Berizon
DROPPPED
>VERISHIT
FUCKING DROPPED
VERY SILVER REALLY BLUE
her mouth is so gross
>Daydream VR ready
I remembered last Google keynote.
>This is daydream VR -- VR for phones
>This is our new phone. Daydream VR will not work with it lol
>650
AYYYYYYYYYYYY
And google store
...
>649
>649
>649
>649
>649
>649
>649
1st thing that popped into my head as well user.
OH SHIT
...
>649 USD
>32GB
HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA 650 USD
FUCKING DEAD
>649
RIP google
$649
FUCK THAT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>649
HAHAHAHAHAHAHH
B O T N E T
O
T
N
E
T
SIX HUNDRED AND FORTY NINE UNITED STATES DOLLARS
BIG CHINS
649$ lol
649 US DOLLERS
649 US DOLLERS
649 US DOLLERS
649 US DOLLERS
HOW CAN YOU FUCK THIS UP
>$649
LOL WTF THAT PRICE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
$649
>$649
$649
>$649
$649
>$649
OP3 it is then
FUCK GOOGLE
>Dropped
QUITE BLACK
VERY SILVER
REALLY BLUE
THEY ACTUALLY DID IT
>649$
dropped
who can afford a $650 phone.....
QUITE B L A C K E D
649 US DOLLARS
SIX HUNDRED AND FORTY NINE US DOLLARS
>SIX HUNDRED AND FORTY NINE US DOLLARS
SIX HUNDRED AND FORTY NINE US DOLLARS
>SIX HUNDRED AND FORTY NINE US DOLLARS
Wooohooo India on the first release!
>649
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
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SMOKE WEED EVERDAY REMIX
>649€€€
DEAD ON ARRIVAL
EPILEPSY
...
Cred Forums POORFAGS BTFO
HAHAHAHAHA
i think ill wait for reviews but that price doesnt seem justified
What a shitty phone for $649
HAHAHAHAHA
Google is dead, Xiaomi is the new king
Did they consult Sony for the price?
>650$ for a phone with better ok google
thanks, no
Is this some Lemaitre?
>$650
THANKS HTC
DoA
>went new
>$649
>No SD support
>Only 32gb
>Not waterproof
>Only 5in
GOOGLE REINVENTS THE PHONE
Ooooooo
Oooooooo
>$649
I was really hoping this wouldn't be real. At that price I'll might as well go Samsung or iPhone.
>all the people ITT that didn't see the leaks
Holy fuck why?
new new new so new
6p will be cheap senpai
KEK
But it's LIMITED EDITION!
Who can't?
I can build a new pc for 650
Oooooooo
Is the Verizon one equivalent to the one from the PlayStore?
I have like $300 in Vz gift cards I could use
AUDIO JACK
LMAO APPLE BTFO
>$649
6
4
9
3.5 jack
APPL EBTFO
>649
N E V E R M I N D
kek, who saw the 3.5 jack joke?
>headphone jack
>not new
NOBODY
WILL
BUY
THIS
how retarded can a company be
Oooooo
more shots
T E L S T R A
They're gonna cuck me for $100 a month at least for this, I can just tell
HTC build quality = literally perfect
POO
PROOOOP
>3.5mm jack
wew
Apple btfo
xddddd
>verizon only
WEW
E
W
>$649
>6
>4
>9
APPLE BTFO
APPLE BTFO
APPLE BTFO
APPLE BTFO
APPLE BTFO
FUCKING LEL
>MI5S IS LESS THAN HALF THE PRICE
Only you.
>3.5mm satisfyling not new *ahem*
Copied the don't blink comercial from apple, nice
They probably priced it that high to keep weebs from ruining their brand.
fucking $649 for a 32gb phone, fucking hell.
No, HTC
Since it's made by HTC:
>no microsd slot new
> 6 4 9
w e w
>infinite storage
>32gb
OBSOLETE PORT
FAGGIT
is it possible we'll get a new chromebook today?
J U S T
>$649
>vr memes
stop
>I'm Clay
Who is next? Brick?
>what is google store
pay attention fuckboi
It's not 32gb, it's UNLIMITED gb
It's over. This poor phone fucking sucks. Google officially shilling vr to save their shitty phone.
LMAO I GOT A HTC10 FOR 200 CHEAPER THAN THIS PHONE
Any Googlers here know if we'll be getting one for Christmas or some shit?
649 bezels
Do they even care anymore?!
Hey man, I use Google Talk for free phone calls and Hangouts has been working fine for me for the past few years.
OP3 WINS
SHOTS FIRED
H
O
T
S
F
I
R
E
D
OMG this bitch smacking her lips is PISSING ME OFF
b-b-but muh "courage"
>theses jabs at Apple
I love it
>VR meme
fuck off
APPLE IS FINISHED
Hahahahaha nice iphone google
people complaining about $650 for a device that you use everyday, i bet you fags dont even have a Cred Forums pass
Wouldn't be surprised if the euro price is higher.
>Daydream
top kek
If the fucking Santa Claus is made of money, maybe
So it's impossible to destroy it?
SAVAGE
>VR
VR
>VR
GOOGLE PIXEL SUCKS
HUAWEI P9 IS WAY BETTER AND CHEAPER
sent from my Huawei P9
so do I order an OP3 now?
kek
don't give me that shite, it's only unlimited if you have a data connection.
Why the fuck is it $649?
Even more expensive than an iPhone, makes no sense.
>non-removable battery new
>charge it in 15 minutes for 7 hours, for the first half year
Yeah, fast-charging hurts battery life.
>daydream
649 + 79 USD FOR DAYDREAM
Literally an HTC 10 with 3x the botnet.
>TAKING SHOTS AT APPLE THE ENTIRE EVENT
>WHILE RELEASING A DEAD ON ARRIVAL 649 US DOLLAR PHONE
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
Hi I'm Clay I'm a nerdy birdy
>1080p screen with VR
Fuck that
I will.
Samsung s7 32 gb with score of 88 (Google pixel 89) : $500
Google pixel 32 gb: $65
JUST
>what are movies or music or any other media.
$650 is too much, should be $550 for 32gb 5in
also check my clover
pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbttttttttttttttttt
not in this lifetime or any other on the wheel of darhma, you fucking prajeets
His nose is kind of misaligned.
All kind of unsettling.
>$650
>a lot
>for an unlocked phone
Man you guys are poor.
You buy these things what, once every four or five years?
Dafuq is this shit?
>Yeah, fast-charging hurts battery life.
>he cant replace his battery
what a baby
nice yeezys
...
>implying the software doesn't have a lot to do with it
Look at the HTC phones that had their cameras get better with each update. Or the LG G4, where the camera quality keeps getting better.
The hardware only does so much if the software is complete ass and doesn't utilize it right.
>VR ON A 1080P SCREEN
no fucking thanks, I'll keep my droid turbo
YOGA PANTS VR
>VR salesjew wears glasses
POTTERY
O
T
T
E
R
Y
just stream it over your UNLIMITED gb nerd
>6GB RAM
>Dual SIM
>Basically same processor
>Double the storage
>Half the price
No shit.
>the headset takes a lot of work to get right
>after all, you WEAR it
>on your HEAD
no shit
uh
Looks like shit.
>all look the same
LOOKS LIKE EVERY VR HEADSET EVER
How can Google even compete with Carmack?
New dildo?
>google felt for the VR meme
Clay is a kissless virgin
the fuck is up with that material
...which looks like an iPhone
where is your clover then?
cute
Pants for your eyes.
WTF, did Kanye designed this shit?
The bezel alone is 300$ minimum
this shit is too creepy for me
>GOOGLE CARPET VR
C A R P E T
A
R
P
E
T
It literally looks like an Oculus in fabric
look another google glasses!!!!
jesus who came up with these shitty ideas?
How will my semen wash out of this microfiber monsieur?
2 years
by not supporting trump kek
HOW ARE YOU FUCKING UP VR DESIGN GOOGLE
>cumstains
Oh look who doesn't have a job!
DAYDREAM SOCK CONFIRMED
I know, right?
C O M F Y
Gucci leather Daydream vr by next year
The botnet gets pinned now? Thanks, hiroshima.
COMFY AS FUCK
>EYEGLASSES
FUCKING NERDS
Google have more devs less insane than Carmack
That bezel is courageous
>works with glasses
I'm sold
AM I CUTE? UGUUU
Yeah that's what people actually wear...
WHERE IS APPLE'S VR???
BTFO YET AGAIN
Anyone else super comfy with their cheap $200 Redmeme Note 3 Pro?
you look like shit
DUDE VR LMAO
...
Is this MOOT work behind the shots fired and JUST WERKS memes
I buy an old phone for maybe $80 every 5 years
>VR ON A 1080p PHONE
>$649 + HEADSET
smartphone VR
lmao
EVERYTHING JUST RIGHT
IS JUST WORKS
>wireless
how does this work with latency in mind
>wanted to change battery on Nexus 5
>let the monkeys at the shop do it, since they had battery on hand
>they brick the phone
>fix it in a month
>I sell that shit the same day I get it back, since they probably fucked something up and it will just shit the bed in the span of half a year
AND IT FALLS OUT AND CRACKS
he said how can they be better not worse
Yoga pants vr. Lulu lemon lawsuit incoming.
I literally just bought a Redmi Note 3 Pro.
It cost 169$ unlocked and it runs CM13 and soon CM14. It really isn't much worse than the Pixel XL.
YEEZYS
>just right
>Daydream
This does look cool. $200?
it looks disgusting
also check my clover poorfags
Your waifu is shit, Thad.
Shitty bait m8
0/10
>felt
Not sure if that was intentional, but kek.
650 DOA MEME MACHINE
Who's buying this seriously?
>chink hardware, specs, warranty, customer service, unlocking methods, and reputation
what fucking sperglord in the audience is playing their shitty music out loud?
THE REMOTE IS A VR
LITERALLY
DROPPED
comfiness intensifies
DOCKING STATION FOR THE REMOTE!
*DROPS REMOTE*
does it work on t-mobile (aka ghetto mobile)?
DROPPED
LITERALLY DROPPED
HE DROPPED IT
Drops
>Kek
For $1000 it better just work
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D
DROPPED
R
O
P
P
E
D
*micdrop*
>drops the fucking thing
kill me
DROPPED
D R O P P E D
KEK
DROPPED
lmaooooooooo drops the remote
LOL CRINGE
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D
DROPPED
That shit hurt so much to watch
SNUGGLE
N
U
G
G
L
E
fail
LITERALLY DROPPED
LITERALLY DROPPED
mom's spaghetti
lmao , nice drop
DROPPED
POORFAG
O
O
R
F
A
G
DROPPED
IT FELL KEK
fuck off cunt
even if you can afford it why would you want to spend that much
No one. Just like the last 6 Google phones.
LITERALLY DROPPED Lmao
>DROPS IT
D R O P P E D
Clay dropping the soap
DESTROYED
>Staged controller drop
Oh come on.
DID HE FUCKING DROPPED THE REMOTE HAHAHA
DROPPED
probably some Cred Forumstard
Drop it like it's hot
Price confirmed to try to compete in the VR normie market
>fuck, dropped it again!
IT'S VERY SLIPPERY
L M A O
M
A
O
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D
dropped
LITERALLY DROPPED
D R O P P E D
W E W
HE DROPPED IT THE MAD MAN
...
>IT'S ALSO BUILT VERY WELL
kek
This headset looks super comfy
HE FUCKING DROPPED IT
REMOTE DROPPED,
GOOGLE STOCK PRICE DROPPED
DROPPERINO
People who like the iphone but won't admit it :^)
HE DROPPED IT ON PURPOSE
>HE DROPPED IT ON PURPOSE
HE DROPPED IT ON PURPOSE
>HE DROPPED IT ON PURPOSE
HE DROPPED IT ON PURPOSE
>HE DROPPED IT ON PURPOSE
HE DROPPED IT ON PURPOSE
>HE DROPPED IT ON PURPOSE
HE DROPPED IT ON PURPOSE
>HE DROPPED IT ON PURPOSE
HE DROPPED IT ON PURPOSE
>HE DROPPED IT ON PURPOSE
HE DROPPED IT ON PURPOSE
>HE DROPPED IT ON PURPOSE
CRIMSON IS SEX. SEX!
They need to make these free with a $649 phone.
did becky think of these colour names?
Honestly how long until these corporations become so large and powerful that they are able to form de facto city states within the US?
Wow these looks like really nice hats.
c u t e
Why would anyone want this though?
LITERALLY
D R O P P E D
ROLL TIDE
That fabric.
W A I F U
A
I
F
U
Crimson looks sexy desu
>ADRIAN
it was a joke you spergs
BUILD QUALITY
U
I
L
D
Q
U
A
L
I
T
Y
this is like the 5th time this has happened this thread, lmao
I BET SHE LIKES ANAL
that's a big necklace
COMFY AS FUCK ON SO MANY LEVELS
why doesn't Google make video cards? :(
ADRIENNE
ADRIENNE
NUDES WHEN
WHAT IF ITS BROKEN OHHH FUCCCCKKKKK
yellow snow
>comfy VR headset to watch netflix in your bed
im sold
SHIT SHE IS HOT
wtf why aren't the Pixels so well-designed?
fuck Google and fuck HTC
>ROLLING
>Thanks BAE
Jesus fuck I already hate this woman.
>thanks bae
wat?
WTF is wrong with her eyes
>Quite Snow
>Very Slate
>Really Crimson
Oh boy here we go, time for nogames
TRANNY
>TRANNY
TRANNY
>TRANNY
TRANNY
>TRANNY
TRANNY
>TRANNY
TRANNY
>TRANNY
TRANNY
>TRANNY
GOOGLE WAIFU
SELLOUTS
Just tuned in. So is the Nexus name gone, for now?
>no anime girls
It looks like a shitty iPhone, but way more expensive.
HARRY POTTER GO !
oh her name is adrienne
I was close
>graphporn
When did Google become numale shit?
I WANT TO DEGRADE THIS WOMAN OH HO YES MY PENOS
MAGICAL
Adrienne is a cute
A CUUUUUUTE
i'd fuck her
shovelware in my vr? its more likely than you think
Commie dream
YOUR A WIZARD NOW TRANY
THERES A NEW HARRY POTTER FILM?!
WHAT THE FUCK
She's jewish
im already a wizard :(
Lady, I am a wizard.
Bitch, I'm already a wizard
for ever, they don't have any numbers left
>don't we all want to be wizards
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
STOKED
T
O
K
E
D
THEY DIDN'T LEARN FROM THE SONY FAILURE
THEY FELL AGAIN FOR THE JK ROWLING MEME
UR A WIZARD SIRI
DONT WE ALL WANT TO BE W-WIZARDS? ;_;
o neat wizards
I'm already a wizard
YES ALL OF Cred Forums ARE WIZARDS
>STOKED
>T
>O
>K
>E
>D
SHE'S REALLY EXCITED ABOUT BEING A WIZARD
I want to be a wizard
>using Google data mining "smartphone"
>good goy.exe
> don't we all just wanna be wizards
DON'T YOU WANT TO BE A WIZARD HARRY
already a wizard
>Exclusive
Fuck Google for trying to further fragment the already struggling VR market. We need standards, stuff that works for every headset, not exclusivity. This way, VR will never break through.
shut the fuck up
ssssssnek
I don't want to be a wizad, but it looks it's my destiny.
I DON"T HAVE A CHOICE ABOUT BECOMING A WIZARD BITCH
Epic
Simply epic
>DONT WE ALL WANT TO BE WIZARDS
WE WUZ WIZARDS N SHIEEET
What the fuck is this shit, am I watching E3?
CUUUUUUUTE
Did she say "thanks Bey"?
EPIC
Her hard s' are driving me insane. Ssssssss
What is this, E3?
Can't be a wizard anymore :'(
COCK
EPIC SPACE BATTLES
BLAST THOSE ALIEN SHIPS
Nobody cares about Harry Potter!
We want VR waifus!
Interested to see how raw the android OS is on Pixel. Either way Nexus is gone.
>makers of EVE
It's shit
>dont we all just want to be wizards
haha just b yourselves bros! XD
YOU'RE A VIRTUAL NIGGER HARRY`
...
>vr literally hasn't progressed all year
kill me
...
>hulu
don't we all want to be refugees
REFUGEES CONFIRMED
space invaders all over again
fucking soft reboots man
holy fuck do you live under a fucking rock?
>Don't we all just want to be wizards
>NOW YOU CAN BE A SPIC IN VR
...
THIS
Fuck, why did you mention it. Now I can't stop hearing it.
migrants
>migrants
migrants
>migrants
migrants
>migrants
migrants
>migrants
migrants
>migrants
migrants
>migrants
migrants
>migrants
migrants
>migrants
YOU CAN EVEN BECOME A MIGRANT!
TERRORISM AND RAPEFUGEES IN VR
I don't wanna see some fucking refugees
NEW YORK TIMES.
GET THAT HILLARY SHILL RIGHT UP IN YOUR FACE
why would you watch regular shows right in front of your face in vr
REFUGEE SIMULATOR 2016
>"Journalism"
Cred Forums was right.
>REFUGEE VR
who would want this
EPIC PLATHE FOR SPATHE BATTLTHE
OVER 50
V
E
R
5
0
POTATO FARMING
WHY DOES SHE LISP SO MUCH
you fucking virgins
>don't we all just wanna be wizards
AMUSEMENT PARK VR WHEN
She looks like harry solomon.
COCKPIT? MORE LIKE SPIT ON MY COCK AMIRITE?
theSSSSSSSSSSSSe
With Google Daydream, now you can be a refugee!
REFUGEE
E
F
U
G
E
E
Eh, as an OPO owner, I'm not so sure. They denied all the touchscreen problems and then ROM development stalled. I heard the same thing happened to the OP2.
I'm tempted to just open a checking account with chase to get the $500 bonus and use that to buy the Pixel.
But with tax and accidental damage, the 128GB pixel comes to $903 (if the $750 price for the 128GB pixel is accurate and the accidental damage is still $89). Versus $480 for the OP3. That's a HUGE fucking price difference, essentially double.
consssstelationssss
>$649 REFUGEE VERSION
DID SHE FUCKING SAY RAPEFUGEE
I like how she pronounces S sounds.
over fifty...
partners
650 US would be like 800 dollars canadian and no ones gunna spend that much
>tfw no qt vr wizard gf
if daydream works with steamvr im in
Yay refugee simulator
Cred Forums is always right
>VR REFUGEES
You can't make this shit up.
Reminder that the $650 pixel only has a 1080p screen and VR will look like shit.
>spend $900 to look at poor people
RELIEVE YOUR MEMORIES BACK WHEN SINGULARITY DIDNT HAPPEN!
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
jewgle at it again
>nu male simulator
...
DESIGNATED
kek
>YOU CAN VISIT PAJEET IN VR
It's like I'm really there.
I'm waiting for the masses of boat people coming over wearing their Google VR headsets.
Independent positional tracking is hard for mobile, that's basically the only big problem left to solve
Isn't New York Times about to get sued soon?
Just great for $200. Build quality and specs are great and unlocking is easy.
Si. LTE works fine on MetroPCs which also runs on T-Mobile's nework.
CURRATED POO TOURS
Can I go to North Korea with it?
REAL LIFE SIMULATOR
Imagine being those refugee kids and having nothing to drink but sewage water and these billionaire fucks roll up with their million dollar camera gear and say they're going to film you now for no compensation. Based Google.
sheep???
>SHIT FIELD
kek
THEEP VIEW
>SHEEP SHAGGER VIEW
>649 US Dollar equals 856.06 Canadian Dollar
DROPPED
It's not gonna look this good. You need 4K phone and video, and even then the image quality is pretty bad.
from a [VERY COMEDIC PAUSE] sheep?
>Sheeps
Those aren't sheeps.
ANIMAL ABUSE
>Sheep View
Shit the Welsh are gonna love the shit outta this.
>or as our Faroe Island friends like to refer to it
>my wife
THE ENTIRE YOUTUBE LIBRARY, GUYS!
This should have been a 4k phone at $500.
>SHEEP VIEW
SHEEP VIEW
>SHEEP VIEW
SHEEP VIEW
>SHEEP VIEW
SHEEP VIEW
>SHEEP VIEW
SHEEP VIEW
I would expect VR to be on a 2-4 year development cycle. So occulus 2/vive 2 in 2018-2020
>SheepView
>Goat shows up
JUST
>Sheepview
Yet another jab at apple
S H E E P
H
E
E
P
V I E W
CONFIRMED
GOTY
SHEEP VIEW CONFIRMED
APPLE BLOWN. THE. FUCK. OUT.
T A J M A H A L
A
J
M
A
H
A
L
How do i into bezel phones guys?
>cinema sized screen!
>with 80 dpi!
2SPOOK
i want that on my face desu
Is she an elementary teacher?
but i want anime girls...
>you can watch jewtube
Sold
>Isn't New York Times about to get sued soon?
No.
DINOSAURS CONFIRMED
SHIT COMES ALIVE YO
pause for laughter...
5...4...3...
>he thinks $500 earned from a CC bonus is different than $500 earned elsewhere
>he buys accidental damage insurance
ggggoooooyyyy
>dinosaurs come back alive in vr!
thats not a dinosaur you fucking retard
BAD CGI
HOW MUCH DOES IT COST
COST
O
S
T
CRINGE
I thought she may have gone there.
POO IN THE LOO
F
SOMEONE CALL PETA
WOW, DINOSAURS
MY WIFES SON IS GONNA LOVE IT
EVEN HUNGRIER IN VR
THEY ALREADY SAID HOW MUCH IT COSTS YOU DUMB FUCK
$650
Are they actually making a donte movie?
starting at 650
JUST $599
T H I C C
Dark souls and sheep confirmed
too fucking much
Get on all four you thick glossy corporate marketing bitch
649 Shekels
TOO MUCH
O
O
M
U
C
H
Dropped it guy
>sheep view for you sheeple
Google really needs to learn about presentation from Apple. Even if their phone is shit, Apple manages to make it look like the greatest thing ever. And these guys are really underselling the best phone on the market.
The dude with the glasses is trying too much to be steve jobs. Just stop
79 US DOLLARS
NINTENDO + GOOGLE COLLABORATION CONFIRMED
SEVENTY NINE DOLLERS FOR COMFY HAT
Well that sucks. I liked saying Nexus too all my friends. Pixel will get a little getting used to.
NOT BAD
O
T
B
A
D
...
$79 pair of underwear
$79 is cheap as heck
79 USD for fabric with lenses
BRING THE GRILL BACK
DAFUQ
$79 isn't bad desk
Sheeeple view
SAUC
IT'SA ME MARIO
>Biggest Google announcement of the year
>Thread on Cred Forums only has 1000 replies
Google is dead.
So no sd card slot?
79, you scums
IT'S A ME, MARIO!
THE HULK
79$ for something you can make out of cardboard
>it's a-me
IMA BUY IT FOR 100 €
>79 USD dollars
80 is allright
This woman was so awkward it is not even funny.
>he is even more hungry in VR xdddd
>and faroe islands for s-sheep? or how our team calls it sheepview xdddd
botnet home
>$79 dollars for an eye mask
It's actually a checking account bonus, but I hear ya.
As far as accidental damage goes, smartphones are expensive and hedging your bets against accidents with modern smartphone construction is just smart.
>be careful meme
Mobile devices for people who actually mobile are subject to risks, such as people walking/bumping into you.
SEVENTY NINE DOLLARS
ON TOP OF THE ALREADY STUPIDLY OVERPRCED 650 DOLLAR PHONE
L M A O
I AM DYING
SO DEAD ON ARRIVAL IT HURTS
kek
high test
moar pics pls senpai
That price is actually not bad
(You)
GOOGLE ROUTER
ITS A ROLLING STICKY NEWFAG
may even consider an iphone now google fucked us all.
Git gud
KEKED
>con activity
my router works just fine, ty
THE CLOUD new
.....t
thighs
h....o
i......t
c
k
how is this different from the $2 cardboard
ECHO ABOUT TO GET BTFO
>notbad
it's just a phone holder... Use the cardboard shit
Google has gone full Apple Jew
Fuck these guys.
>I don't know what a sticky is
fuck you for making me reply
ITS A ME
The mobile looks like an iphone.
Iphone fags are gonna poke fun at ya and they gonna mistake it for an iphone.
MORE BOTNET
MAKING USERS LITERALLY SHEEP.
APPLE BTFO.
they get deleted user so its only kept at 1k
B O T N E T
O
T
N
E
T
I don't know if I'm excited for the pixel.
implying they won't include the headset with the phone as a surprise
>google wifi
>A $79 Cardboard
Literally why
>Routers today isn't designed for what we're doing
Come on.
Trolling or stupid?
It's soft and comfy
Google what?
IS THE VR HEADSET GOOD FOR PORN?
PORN
O
R
N
>BUYING EVEN MORE PROPRIETARY INTERNET DEVICES
FUAAAAAAAAA
>GOOGLE BOTNET
you're pretty awkward
Built in sensors and controls
>partner ecosystems
>ISPs
GOOGLE WIFI:
BRING THE BOTNET TO YOU
wtf i didnt type senpai
i type m8 or m80
BOTNET WIFI
sends all your packets straight 2 google :^)
>DNS is 8.8.8.8 and 8.8.4.4. and you can't change it
WTF
So all the news is:
*The new nexus phones are not nexus anymore, but pixel. Not only are there no nexuses anymore, they also cost at least $650!
*A VR headset to put your phone is (YOu are two years too late here google...)
GOOGLE WIFI
Google is announcing every botnet he could think about, right for your home, pocket and eyes.
fuck yeah more 2.4ghz spam
legit retard right here
I didn't really listen, does it not come with the nintendium hardness iPhone slippyness remote ?
LITERAL BOTNET IN YOUR HOME
When will it finally be over?
Do you think they'll show something relevant?
The audio is too awkward.
The idea is nice but eh, the people are fucking awkward.
The price I guess might have made sense for them. The price of unlimited (loosely) pics/vids, settings up all this VR shit, etc.
THEY EVEN WIFI NOW
>google invented wifi extenders
you are a pass user
never noticed the Cred Forums logo before
BRANDMARKED
A E S T H E T I C S
Breh who is that? Jesus Christ.
...
It's essentially an upgraded cardboard.
who?
WOW MAGIC REPEATERS
it's modular!!!
>let us triangulate your every move k thanks
I rather ubiquiti
>GOOGLE WIFI
GOOGLE WIFI
>GOOGLE WIFI
GOOGLE WIFI
BOTNET
O
T
N
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leave
built in sensors, controllers, wifi, it doesn't suck ass and has hardware requirements from the phone
if you want comfy cardboard though
>have to buy multiple wifi points for it to work properly
Troll or retard.
Going with retard
CONGESTION
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And we built routers with google backdoord firmware to connect to you to the botnet on even lower level.
i like this bait have a (You) on me
GOOGLE INVENTED WIFI ROAMING
>GOOGLE INVENTED WIFI ROAMING
GOOGLE INVENTED WIFI ROAMING
>GOOGLE INVENTED WIFI ROAMING
GOOGLE INVENTED WIFI ROAMING
>GOOGLE INVENTED WIFI ROAMING
Cardboard shit is uncomfortable as fuuuuuuck.
>our wives' daughters
Google waifu
Which screenshot is from the plebeian or the patrician?
?
The materials
The controller
Probably better lenses
>BOTNET
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>you can turn off wifi for people
wow nice good im sure that wasnt possible before
Pause your kids' wifi.
Until they spoof their MAC address.
Why is google making home routers?
How much do they expect to make on it?
its like fucking lost change for them
Do wifi coverage extenders decrease the speed?
>implying anyone on Cred Forums has a living space large enough to need a meshnet
Fuck off
129 US DOLLARS
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This nigger is full spaghetti
tfw everyone uses Google wifi and the skynet decides to turn it all off.
MOMS
GONNA
FREAK
>Meme company is dying
>Someone points it out
>Y-YOU MUST BE T-TROLLING
>R-R-ROLLING STICKY
>It's still at 1000 replies
It's not a rolling sticky. Nobody cares about Jewgle.
You have to do it on purpose (by putting since4pass in the options field, if you want the mark to appear).
Laughter at the complete wrong point
You already have to do that if you're in need of extending your wifi, though.
>limit roommate and his chinese cartoon torrenting
Based Google.
TOP FUCKING KEK
130 USD botnet router
>automatic channel change
wow lads, never seen before
>3pac
RIP 3pac my nigga
ZHG for life
>the way he says dollars
A fucking leaf
GOOGLE APP SAVES YOUR WIFI BEHAVIOUR DATA
jesus fuck thats expensive
moral of the story is get some business sense if you want to be praised in a consumerist society
>$130 for a wifi router
'no'
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remember when android tablets were a thing
Anyone else hoping to hear something new about a Chromebook Pixel 3?
>300
Not that bad
$ TWO HUNDRED 99 DOLLAROOOOOOOOS $
cuck your family by removing their internet
>turns the internet off to make his kids come to the table
maybe he should be a better father instead of making routers
botnet extenders
mfw all of this botnet
>family time
Yeah just stop the wifi access but not the preloaded stuff
isn't this not a modem, yet selling for about the cost of a modem?
YOU HAVE TO KILL YOURSELF
Is $79 that unreasonable to you?
oy vey it's like another amazon
Both are retarded since the source is 720p
google wifif confirmed melting brains
>autistic presenters
>pixelated backdrop
>shit venue with shit lighting
why are google so terrible at presentations?
Holy fuck 30M fucking chromecasts sold
what's up with all these companies doing these shitty 4k upgrades or whatever
CRISPY
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>130 niggerdollars for a backdoored non cisco router
Not really
>4k chromecast
okay I guess
the mexican likes narcos
surprise surprise
CHROMECAST..................................ULTRA
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Where's the home button?
>Cucked all the current Chromecast customers
GOOGLE ULTRON SOON
Look at the fucking toilet on the far left. How do I shitpost there?
It is a rolling sticky. Notice how the reply count stays at 1000 even after more replies are made
>PREMIUM
>ULTRA
>HDR
>ULTIMATE
How many meme words can they spout in one presentation?
THE SCREEN MAKES THIS DUDE LOOK LIKE A TINY MAN
What 4k tv doesn't come with good media apps?
>show netflix with the chromecast
>shill cuckle play movies 5 secs later
the presenters are actually 3d pixelated holograms. thats the next announcement.
This is such a fucking trainwreck of a presentation.
its like the special ed kids do a christmas play in june
>mine happens to be narcos
>$50000 where just transferred to your google wallet account
>compressed 4k
more people are getting 4k tvs
4K google play movies but forced to play at 360p on desktop due to DRM
je-sus. what a mind job.
E T H E R N E T
69 US DOLLARS
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Just buy another Google TM router for another 130 USD. :^)
Is there anyway to just watch a regular 3d movie on any of these VR systems? I like 3d movies but the delivery system is fucked.
Once samsung stopped making 10" notes they were worthless.
Why is everybody making 4k shit when hardly any normal folks have a 4k tv?
69
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SOLD
>Not extra clutter
>Requires ethernet cable to stream 4K
omg a new product what did you expect you fucking retard
i'm excited for people to break the 4K DRM and upload 4K rips to pirate sites
ETHERNET
>$69
just buy a xiaomi mibox instead?
Newfag ur very new.
Do you even н и γγ e r?
If you're buying this overpriced NSA data miner you're a goy. You deserve to have your ugly fat ass naked selfie leaked to /b /a /pol and Facebook with your address on them
PS
Everyone knows that pic related is best phone ATM.
youtu.be
I've actually never gotten this many (you)s from such weak ass bait. Thanks.
>double the price of current chromecast
stop
Holy fuck finally a proper assistant for when I'm driving
Many faucets of your wife
BLACK
All of them.
Narcos is pretty dope though.
I'm buying a google home the second I'm able
6 9$
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Where Sergei and Larry? I Miss those guys.
why is this stickied exactly?
is hiromoot already accepting money from advertisers?
It's easy to sell.
I CAN FINALLY DO IT
MY ENTIRE HOUSE
A BOTNET
In 8 years we ll still talk about this historic moment
>VERY BLUE
Imma spend $1000 and buy all that theyve unveiled today
69
>google private cities
>when
muh
In non poor countries we do, plus backwards compatible
Wake up faggot
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>hardly any
you underestimate how retarded people are, there's pretty much no content(although rapidly improving) yet everyone and their mothers are buying still too expensive 4k TVs
I might get that Google WiFi, but does it come with free WiFi?
>$69
>$6-9
GOOGLE IS LEWD
WENT
VERY BLUE
BIG BLACK
LITTLE WHITE
tsch
so just google alexa?
G O O G L E S
probably chilling on some island where you still have privacy
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>"Google Home, do you love me?"
What did she mean by this?
the XZ is STILL overpriced. All sony phones are, otherwise I'd own one
>We want to go after Amazon now
what the fuck google, literally everyone in those ads was black
Google couldn't find more charismatic people to do this presentation.
TRIGGER
this botnet
IT'S ALWAYS LISTENING
They're too busy counting money and fucking sluts
TRIGGERED
YOU KNOW WHEN IT'S LISTENING :^)
TRIGGERED
Litterally Simon Says
>lights up so you know when you're talking to it
>because of the sloped top you can only seem them from one side
bravo
MEMBER BLUE?
>we wanna botnet the shit out of your entire life
no thanks m8
>TRIGGER THE GOOGLE ASSISTANT
7/10