>oh hey bro, we totally traced your IP from that thread you made about how fucking gnarly it is that no pizza delivery company having a free, as in freedom (of course, dude!), website that didn't require totally malicious javascript, or as we all call it bro, javascrap! Haha! Get it, man? Anyway brah, we're here to give provide some free pizza to a fellow nerd and... OOHHHHHhhhh FUCK DUDE! Is that a fucking T460?! No way, brah! That's fucking scandatious bombatious, my man. I just got 32 gig RAM in my little beast, absolutely no stalls working on any projects, brah. BRO! what GNU slash Linux distro do I see there? Hang on let me look, bro. Oh okay, bro, okay bro, ubuntu is pretty gnarly but, ya know, I'm more of a freeBSD kind of guy. Anyway, dude, my squad and I need to fly so catch ya on the flip sigh, bro.
Oh hey bro...
wat
me in the middle
'Gives bro the brofist'
SAGE
Seek help
>tfw you and your friends actually talk like that.
delet this
...i-is this what having friends is like?
kinda but they're not so /fit/ most of the time
>so catch ya on the flip sigh
kekeroo
i love this so much
I don't really know what to say, I feel sorry for you.
I'm sure don't realize that but trust me on this, you reached the point where only solution is to cut the internet cable and throw the computer out of the window. What you're doing is beyond stupid
>catch ya on the flip sigh
>whole scenario seems like a setup for a really bad porn
This is one of my favorite memes
Ive found my good friends will actually berate me for putting myself down.
>gnarly
I thought gnarly was good?
I've got a coworker that does this, putting himself down. He's a cool dude.
Imma call him out on it next time I hear him.
fantastic
it depends on context.
>flip sigh
kek'd
That's very nice and all, but why aren't you wearing shirts?
how do I get my body to look like this without actually putting hours in the gym?
I believe you place an array of electrical diodes on your muscles that send shocks to stimulate them 24/7.
Normie, pls
I'd love to
I want to lick those abs
Are you a girl?
faggot masterrace