Even Apple's building suffers from form over function

>even Apple's building suffers from form over function

Ayy lmao

>pull fire alarm
>THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK

>apple park employees keep smacking into the building's glass walls
Like a poetry.

Since when did most of their workforce consist of birds?

Since the hiring process discriminates against white men

>from form
English is a beautiful language.

Meh, apple engineers are stupid enough, that they can't remember, where are the walls.
I can go to toilet on second floor without opening eyes or touching anything...

what the fuck is with the center?

do they hold like super sick rally sports or monster truck stuff in there?

interesting use of commas

>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF APPLE EMPLOYEES

It's like Battle Royale, they put all the underperforming employees in there and the last one alive gets to keep their job

How can such an obvious joke be so funny? Fucking shit.

It's where they grow their specially engineered Super Soy for the breakroom snacks.

I would assume whatever the hippie equivalent of monster trucks is.

Maybe a bike park or some shit. Not motorbike.

bit flat and small for that, innit?

not a bad idea. seems memey enough at least and you could make the soy's tend to it as some meme excuse to keep them in the office for 80hrs at a time.

would be cool if it were like a vineyard instead though. at least that could be entertaining.

probably.

are they birds?

I read it as "Apple Park employees keep snacking inside the building's glass walls".

>Apple monster truck destruction derbies

lol

>in a sense apple brought the issue upon itself

HOW IS IT ANYTHING BUT THEM BRINGING IT ON THEMSELVES THEY CHOOSE THE FUCKING DESIGN

postmodernists have no taste

Birds are on the outside, flies are on the inside.

What did you expect for Apple employees? they work for Apple, they don't know nothing about tech.

is that the fedora guy?

This is like a hiku or some shit
>Meh
>apple engineers are stupid enough
>that they can't remember
>where are the walls

>a hiku
>1
>10
>6
>4
hmm

Hence, 'or some shit'.

>glass walls
It's called windows

You've never been in an office that uses glass dividers or wall segments? wtf

at least at my office they are slightly tinted rather than sterile clear like mac tard HQ

lol

I think he was making a pun about the Windows operating system

He said hiku, not haiku.

>hiku

yes

>generation of phone zombies
>glass walls
>????

This is honestly such an ugly building.
They probably hired the designers of the iPhone X to come up with it.

What I'd like to know is how much windex they go through in a week.

>9000

>Applefags have as much brain as a bird
Really makes you think

like a thousand dollars think?


ahahahahaha

but for real what is apple's problem

>implying there's problem with being by far the most profitable smartphone company

kek'd audibly

I would unironically pay good money to see a numale fight to the death
Sounds like the only good thing Apple has put out in years