Programming languages

India

Java
Java
Java

Oy vey

Germany
Java
C
C++

Malaysia
Python, C#, JS

Poland
C#

>copyright

Reminder that this is a Cred Forums thread and the article on the right side is fake, and to report this piece of shit thread.

Sweden
Times New Roman

I'm a girl btw.

New Zealand
C
Python
ASM

Nepal

C
Python
Javascript

wtf I love juice now.

1. britistan
2. Haskell, Rust, Agda

what are you doing here rajesh

there's lines of java code waiting to be stolen off stackoverflow. Infosys is not going to do that by itself now, is it?

cute wife, jelly

Greece
Java
Python
C++

Italy
C
C++
GoLang

Belgium
1. PHP
2. Python
3. Golang

[India]
C++
C
Lua

Russia,
C, Python, Haskell.

Austria
Clojure
Prolog
Ada

wtf I love the horse shoe theory now

1. Yugoslavia

2. GFA Basic

Z++, Jizz#, FUCK- Mongolia

Fuck off :)

Portugal
C#
Haskell
C

Argentina.

C, C++, ASM.

Sealand
Assembly
C++
Rekter

Romania

C++
Haskell
Python

LEAVE ICELAND ALONE REEEEEEEEEE

Hungary

ASM
C++
C#

HUE

PHP
JavaScript
C#

Italy

Scala
Python
Java

Russia
Rust
Typescript
Go

>Russia
>Rust
>Typescript
>Go
cuck bingo

Yup, you got me

>Belgium

Ruby, C, C++

India
C#
Java

I'm curios, from a your standpoint - could you describe - in purely emotional terms - what you feel when somebody mentions Rust?

Is it annoyance? Pretentiousness? Do you visualize people with shaved heads, lanky bodies and high pitched voices? Or are you just tired of the fucking shilling?

Egypt
Python
C++
C#

1. The UK.

2. Java, Erlang and C.

Fuck off kike

Iceland
Hebrew

Poland
Javascript
C
C++

> Albania

> C
> Java
> MATLAB

Germoney
C
Python

Portugal

C
C#
Scheme

Croatia
C#
C++
C

Portugal
Java
C
C++

BR
C#
JavaScript
Python

C
VHDL
Haskell

>It is actually a requirement of the GPL license to put such a copyright statement
softwareengineering.stackexchange.com/questions/203014/author-has-inserted-copyright-into-code-with-gnu-public-license-notice-implica

Read this faggots.

Canada
C++
C
Python

Fear of the unknown, why can't I understand these affine types?! The language must be bad, it cant be me

Burgerland

C
Go
ASM

Brazil

C, C++, python

Russki

C
C++
Java

Nazi Antarctica

Die SS-Sprache
Das JudenScript
Die Schreie des Führers

USA
Go
C
I'm struggling to pick a good scripting language here. Maybe Powershell.

UK

Java
Python
C++

France

Coq
Ocaml
Eiffel

:^)

oof
hurtful

Poland
Go
C
Haskell

this

India
Java
C#
Javascript

Australia
ES6
C++
Python

honest question

my company outsources to a ton of indians, some of them seem pretty sharp, but tons of them seem to have no technical knowledge at all despite being employed with a degree

It's no secret that a lot of indian colleges will hand out degrees to anyone

How do you feel about that, living amongst it? do you feel like you're being lumped in with thousands of lesser programmers?

Latvia
C++
Python
Hate to say it but I like how Java just werks.

Not him but these
>Pretentiousness?
>Do you visualize people with shaved heads, lanky bodies and high pitched voices?
and this especially
>Or are you just tired of the fucking shilling?

Portugal
C
Python
C#

Bangladesh

Python
JavaScript
C

Germany
Swift
C#
Objective-c

>Die Schreie des Führers
Top-tier pogroming language, Kamer8.

Merica
Python, JavaScript, C/C++

USA
C#
C++
C

The holy trinity

...

Well, didn't think anyone would take that post seriously, but I am actually indian and never liked java, c# or js. But JAVA, C# (ASP.NET for the most part) being pajeet languages is totally a fact. While I was in university, more then 80% of students used java for their final year project in my class. I don't know why so many people like it, but they just do. Also most of those projects were about meme tier buzzwords like machine learning, ai and mobile apps. I had to do my project solo to stay away from such memes.
>my company outsources to a ton of indians, some of them seem pretty sharp, but tons of them seem to have no technical knowledge at all despite being employed with a degree
That's pretty common here. Almost every company I applied for was working either direcly or indirectly for some foreign clients. And most of them were only working on ASP.NET or something similar in JAVA. Having gone through the interview process for some of them, I can at least tell you that technical knowledge is probably the least important thing for them.
>How do you feel about that, living amongst it? do you feel like you're being lumped in with thousands of lesser programmers?
I don't think I can do anything for them, but personally, I try to stay away from all of these things as much as possible. Right now I'm working as a software engineer for a small company, doing audio analysis. We primarily use Golang for the internal tools that we've made.

Argentina
C++
C
JAVA

Germany.
C++ and Lua.

Sweden
Elm
Haskell
Scala

Finland
Perl
C
Objective-C

>I don't know why so many people like it, but they just do
Really easy to debug. After trying to fix countless heißenbugs and SIGSEGVs for my C++ highschool graduation project debugging Java code feels like one of the easiest things in life. Java makes it easy to write terrible code and to catch and fix issues early that would cripple any C++ project beyond any chance of recovery, which is exactly why Java is popular among retards and lazy people.

t. someone who is writing eclipse plugins in java for a living

United States of America
Golang
Shell
Racketlang

America

C++
Haskell
J

Country: Reddit
Languages:
1. Code Of Conduct
2. Rust
3. Ruby

Philippines

Rust
Elm
Haskell

India

HTML, CSS, SQL

Go with BASH instead

I'd rather use pure bourne than bash, if I'm going to use something third party I'd pick almost anything else. TCSH, PS, even things like Perl over BASH.

Sweden

C
C++
C#

USA

D-YLON
D-YLON
And
D-YLON

>Cuck
>Cuck++
>Cuck#

t. dumb rustacean

I want a qt Swedish girlfriend

México
C#
Ruby
Javascript

1. USA
2. Rust, Haskell, Idris (but I've never used the last two)

nah just finnish non-cuck

1. Canada
2. Swift, C, Python

>forced to learn Swedish in elementary school
>"non-cuck"

*inhales*

India
Swift

Estonia
Python
C++
C#

>Iceland
>with its massively read and educated population which is perfectly aware and educated about the intricacies of keeping a population/area ratio of their nation in proper order
>listening to the words of a Jew faggot who slurps the foreskin of babies as a job, on issues of migration
KEK

India
Java
C#
Android

India
Java
Java
Java

Poland
Rust

Indian
CSS
HTML
Bootstrap

actually middle school and I'd take a useless language any time rather than terrorists

>t. forced to learn muslim languages in elementary school
pls stahp

And C++ and JS+react

We are just ignoring that someone posted from sealand?

america

python
javascript
c

Go drink some bleach and shoot yourself in the mouth, you dumb fucking shit smear.

>scheme
Do you teach in the Nice uni?

USA
C
Python
Java

Using sh is a meme, and it gives you aids. Bash is superior. It's like choosing vi over vim.

Germany
C
C#
Brainfuck (I like esolangs in general)

Canada

Haskell
OcaML
Scala

That's an insult to Vim.

Israel
C++
C
Python

France
C++
VBA
Java

England
Every language I've come across has way too many faults to be considered my favourite.
In terms of most commonly used, C++, C and Bash.

Portugal
JavaScript
php
C#

tuga aqui
preciso de um senpai

Sweden
C
C#
Mips assembly :^)

Argentina
JavaScript
C++
Java

> (OP)
>1. Yugoslavia
>2. GFA Basic
The first one doesn't exist, get with the program.

US
Ruby, JS, then somewhat distance C++.

'murcia
Xojo
C
C++

US
C++
C#
Java

All oop all the way

Aus
C
C++
Haskell

canukistan
c
python
ocaml

What?

यह विम का अपमान है

Australia
C++
Python
Perl (you said favourite not best)

Chile.

1.- C for firmware
2.- C++ for general purpose software
3.- Python for fast prototyping

I don't know if is worthy to learn Lisp. Besides the memes, of course.

United States.
C
C++
Python
...for same reasons as guy above.

United States of America
C#
Perl
Logo

Leave, pajeet.

I'm not Indian, I'm replying to one.

Austria
C#
C++
Basic

USA

Rust
Ocaml
Scheme

1. Czech republic
2. Python, Clojure, C

Brazil
C
Basic
Z80 assembly

Australia

R
Python
Octave

Kosovo

Java
C
Python

Oh shit, nje shqipe ne Cred Forums? I'm excited!

USA

JS
CSS
C

Brazil.
Haskell, Python, Perl 6.

Mexico.
c/c++.
c#.
java J2SE and Delvik M.

have a real job using c in Canada?

Argentina

Common Lisp (SBCL, none of that kike CLISP bullshit)
All others can be implemented as reader macros

>assembly.
yes

>ruby.
>javascript
quieres saber como se que eres un puto homosexual web "developer"?

>australia
> python, C, and LISP

>HUE HUE HUE

Venezuela

Haskell
Clojure
Rust

Lol, I'm not indian. I thought you were. You had me fooled by the way you can't read english well.

Powershell
Python
C

U.S

Powershell
Python
C

You obviously have a comprehension problem if you came to the wrong conclusion twice. Either way don't make assumptions, it's bad for everyone.

Lol, is it bad for you? Everyone in this thread? Your mom and dad? Lol, relax. Life exists outside Cred Forums. Still don't see how bash is bad. Anyway, since you like these so much: यह विम का अपमान है.

Go drink some bleach, shit for brains.

That would kill me. Also, I don't have shit for brains, silly. No one does, that would lead to a severe case of encephalitis. How are you doing?

How many drugs are you on right now?

Oops! I almost forgot, budddy! र র য

this is autism

None. Please don't do drugs. They're bad for you!

imagine my shock

Uh, I don't have autistism. That's rather offensive when you trivialize a mental disorder like that. How would someone with autistim feel like if they read that? Not very good.

a) Canada

b)
1. C
2. Ruby
3. Python

canada

c
python
java

literally code monkey.

India
C
Python
Bash

Mean

US

C++,C,C#

USA

Rust,Python, then Bash

bash is not a programming language you fucking dumb stinky pajeet

usa
Julia Ruby Go

Chile.
Python for everything.
C for low level programming, hardware and shit.
LaTeX...just kidding, HolyC is my third choice.

Lot of love for haskell in here.

I dig haskell, but I'm surprised to see it so much here desu.

> autistism
uh. yeah you do

America

Python
Haskell
C

Ah, I did mispell that. Does that qualify an individual to be placed on the spectrum?

Every fucking time

yes

Russia
C
Haskell
Elixir

Germany
C#
Rust
C++

Is there so little food in Venezuela that you have to survive by eating cock?

What do you expect? Cred Forums is full of contrarians.

Burgerland

Go (partly because it's my job)
C++
C#

How about poor grammar and punctuation?

There is such a thing as corruption.

America
Haskell Perl C

Cowboy.

C, perl, ASM.
(Throw Lisp in there too)

Are your favorite languages the same ones that are in demand in your area/country?

The United States of 56%-ica
ECMAScript, C#, Java, Brainfuck

Aus
Pascal
Object Pascal
Delphi

American
c
c#
c++

Air force?

India
C++
Python

Yes. Why?

australia
lambda calculus
scheme
c

us of a
python
c
go

USA

C++, Assembly, Python

More like it's an alphabet agency thread.

>taking one step into admitting that you're being botnetted
kys

Venezuela

1. Java
2. Lua
3. C

Kazakhstan
Object pascal

Ke sa te duash, dmth, zakonisht mund t'i gjesh ne Cred Forums.

USA

R
Haskell
C

Poland
Python
Rust
C

France
Java
Python
C

Brazil
C#
I'm too much of a brainlet to learn other languages.

>cunt
Macedonia
>favorite langs
C#
C++
C

France
C++
Prolog
R

Kenya
JavaScript
Python
C++

Germany
Python
C++
C#

Egypt
Ruby/Ruby on Rails
Python
C++

Yes user, is not like I could make any money programming in Haskell, Clojure or Rust.

>that bulge

Why do black chicks have such protruding vaginas? There's always some meat hanging off it.

>US
>C++
>Haskell
>Python
bonus points for Latex :^)
also didn't know there were so many foreign-fags on this board, larp or no?

Australia
Python
C
F#

> 1. Your country.
The best country in the world: AMERICA

> 2. Your three favorite programming languages?
Go, Python, C

Canada
C
Pascal
Dylan

Not them but also Canadian with C as one of my favourites, and do have a job using C, for Unix/Linux software related to civil aviation. My other favourites not so much, my next used programming language at work would probably be Python.

Australia
Rust
Arduino

Germany

Scheme
Ruby
Clojure

Germany
Rust
Python
Perl

Ireland

C
Python
JavaScript

Should I learn a functional language or is that just an academia meme?

Portugal
Untyped lambda calculus

Canada

Haskell
Python
C

Morocco
C/C++
Python
ES6

they've got fat outer lips but they're always innies not outies. no roast beef. honestly its pretty good

Canada
C
Ruby
Lua

Canada
Rust
Python
Java

United States

Kotlin
Dart
C

USA
Swift
Python
JS