how do you explain Cred Forums memes to normies? i was browsing Cred Forums and my aunt walked by and asked me who that bearded guy was
How do you explain Cred Forums memes to normies? i was browsing Cred Forums and my aunt walked...
how do you explain Cred Forums memes to normies?
I don't because I'm not a fucking autist
Our lord and savior Sgt. IGNUcius.
mom walks in
"who are you texting? Did you finally make some friends?"
y-yeah mom just some friends
It's a place for socially retarded pedophiles in denial who talk about conspiracy theorys
The answer you are looking for is 'a pedophile'
I'm your pal, buddy
I'm your buddy, pal.
Buddy, I'm your pal.
Am I the only who doesn't find Asian chicks attractive?
They aren't really.
The attractive thing is them acting like 13yo "innocent girls" not them actually being hot.
Also since so many Japanese women got war raped during WW2 many of the resulting female childs have better bodie shapes and skin colour than many Americans.
tfw no imouto
Throw a piss bottle at that bitch.
They tend to be more on the cute side and you don't find cute attractive. No big deal.
God I wish that were me
You should probably kill yourself.
I'm in my 30s and live alone. I don't have to explain memes to anyone.
I'll be ur friend ;)
things that never happened: the thread
I don't like them either. I kinda wish i did because probably more likely to produce higher IQ offspring but my dick likes white women. Too bad modern white women are such trash. But the dick wants what the dick wants.
The only time anyone's seen me on Cred Forums was my younger brother (he's ~17), and he's usually that teenage angst character.
The reason being because he barged into my room because he was excited about going to the shops the next day. We were going birthday shopping for our mom, since she's in hospital for her birthday, we wanted to go out of our way to buy her something nice, rather than just a gift card.
That's the only time in the past 7 years that I've been seen on The Chan
I hate that term so much.
It's the noises they make in porn that annoys me. It's like the dude is fucking a squeaky balloon.
I start the typical lecture, so everyone is asleep, and I go away.
I usually just alt-tab
Slit eyed cunts then.
But koreans, chinks, japs are really different, even for euro-eyes.
you have to be a special kind of stupid if you want to show your powerlevel to the masses.
I've taught myself to be turned on by that as well as the painful rape faces. Makes JAV so much better.
koreans, chinks, japs
They are literally all the same
God, there are no brakes on the rape train!
produce higher IQ offspring
Are you retarded?
I hope you're aware that most Asians are illiterate rice farmers and fishermen, user...
Yeah, you're the only one.
I'm referring specifically to Han-Chinese (which includes Chinese, Japanese, Koreans, Mongolians and some others as well), in case you didn't notice.
There's more difference between Japanese, Korean, and Chinese than there is Europeans.
LOL triggered ugly chink detected. Keep telling yourself that, Zhang.
But Europe is a very diverse place these days.
Kim Sung Zhou-san, don't worry. Every flavor of person is a beautiful and unique snowflake, just like everyone else :^)
No, most of them aren't attractive. The only thing most of them have going for them is they're generally not fat pigs. Two of the three in that webm are the best you're gonna get from japs.
They pick the better looking Asians for this shit, you fucking morons. Your typical, average Asian is fucking hideous.
This is almost as retarded as the "America is a continent" idiocy.
hori is cute as fuck. are you blind?
-san is japs thing, Kim is korean, Zhou looks chinks. Kinda weird and makes no sense.
Not quite. At least for eastern Europe. By the way, it is impossible to tell apart slavs, because they are the same... But russians, russians are not slavs, they are just fucking mix of races.
100% not cunt-eyed, just studied with chinks students...
Kinda weird and makes no sense.
That was exactly my intention, to combine the three, because
that's not a bird
But they are not same. Chinks are asian niggers, and koreans are asian slavs, and japs are... dunno, may be german.
Forgot the pic
this person is not hideous, pick a better hideous example
America is a continent.
I wish I had your standards. You're honestly lucky.
Who are they? Some random idol group?
But it is
You want to be the little girl
they put attractive people on tv
Holy shit what a revelation why don't we do this in the west????
Implying America is not a continent
Self-centered ego-centric individuals would have you believe otherwise though,
I had some crazy bitch sit right next to me in the bank today, lean over my shoulder and ask me what I was looking at. I just quickly closed my browser and said 'nothing'. She asked to use my phone, I said no then she started swearing and went and sat somewhere else, mumbling about 'fucking idiots'. Bitch was fucked up.
that's just how professional porn is over there.
Have you noticed how professional porn studios make girls "talk dirty" and be overall excessively vulgar?
Well Japanese studios make them sound like F1 racecars.
Watch a few videos of AIKA or something. There are a few actresses that don't sound like motorboats, and they're usually really good, too.
Aren't we all little girls?
Congrats I'm your new sassy black friend user. If you live in texas we can watch the black panther together. I'll buy the popcorn.
No, America is used when referring to the US. North America and South America are continents. Only people from the US are referred to as Americans.
haha funny xD
gimme a good one, fat tits!
Dont ever look at PISA scores then
Don't fuck your sister you sick fuck
you don't know what you're talking about you moron
get off my board
It's two continents actually
yes i agree with your post so i am replying to you
IMO looks like a monkey with those ears
not fucking your sister
Ugly hairy chink
texting my boyfriend
sending OwOs to eachother
mom sees me, asks me which girl i'm texting
"is she your girlfriend?" I know what that smile means!
Y-yeah mom, s-she's my girlfriend
boyfriend is talking about how he wants to choke on my dick
Feels good being a fag
No, America is used when referring to the US
source: my fat ass
they tend to have disgusting noses (fat and/or wide), flat faces, slant eyes and shit teeth. they're also masters of deceptions with their plastic surgery and airbrushing techniques
that said the few good ones are really fucking good
oh no efukt
oh no bestgore
oh no e-hentai
oh no school massacre wikia
"we are number one" playlist playing in auto-loop
instantly punch screen and jump out of window
Delete this post right now its reddit af
Especially when it comes to hair color and facial features
Then the AIDS sets in
school massacre wikia
i was hoping this was real but i only found two separate columbine massacre wikis
Why didn't you tell her who he actually is, an influential software engineer and proponent of open source software? Only an autist gets himself into an awkward situation when there is a perfectly easy solution available.
And you're never going to meet them unless you go to a rural farming area cunt.
same as calling "united statians" americans
Spotted the sudaca
You're triple gay.
I guess I mean Japanese and Chinese.
Southeast Asians are better looking, imho.
Fuck no, their noses are wide as all hell and their skin is way too dark
There's an anti-HIV drug for fags these days. I have seen a couple ads for it at bus stops.
no gi room
Must be a 10th planet blackbelt.
Asian women are perfect
Normalfag get out. Of course you can't explain Cred Forums
botnet is self explanatory
Nah you're not. Pretty much only weebs are obsessed about them because they're the next best thing after an european chick.
asked me who that bearded guy was
He's a programmer. If she asks, he wrote a program that programmers use.
Also, no tail plugs? You're dead to me, user. This is 2018. Cat girls need to get with the times.
Roll, also I do try to make a distinction when talking about US citizens, but I don't go out of my way to correct people who refer to them just as plain "americans". The funny thing is that over here there's little to no distinction between US citizens and Canadians, it's almost as though Canada is another state.
Ah yes, the asian grooming gangs from asia.
Japs are different because they were isolated on an island but I can't really tell a difference between chinks and koreans. Yes k-pop girls certainly look different form chinks but that's because of surgery and heavy makeup. Normal people look pretty much same.
i'm glad my mother doesn't ask when she catches me watching Anthony Fantano (the internet's busiest music nerd)
excuse me, we are here for your hard drives
Tried once, got called a racist and then I stopped talking about it.
You meant, STEAL the popcorn, didn't you ?
Yeah it's called condoms
Give us an alternative then kiddo