Post Cred Forums humor

William Wilson
William Wilson

Post Cred Forums humor

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stackoverflow.com/questions/1732348/regex-match-open-tags-except-xhtml-self-contained-tags/
youtube.com/watch?v=J79Ql3Mf6Lo

Samuel Baker
Samuel Baker

is he trying to play the old republic? poor dude got double meme'd

Grayson Cox
Grayson Cox

Your 1RM

Jaxson Jenkins
Jaxson Jenkins

Kek'd

Ethan Morris
Ethan Morris

do you have the full set of these?

Andrew Kelly
Andrew Kelly

wtf

Ryder Russell
Ryder Russell

here you go my dude

Aaron Rogers
Aaron Rogers

rms
Founder of Linux
*triggered*

John Roberts
John Roberts

LE NVIDIA HOUSEFIRES MAYMAY

Colton Young
Colton Young

I've been messing around with a code obfuscator script, here's the result.

Kevin Hill
Kevin Hill

butthurt novideo drone
lmao

Aaron Wright
Aaron Wright

DON'T YOU DARE POST ANY MORE NEF

Mason Allen
Mason Allen

That reminds me of a really dumb blonde chick I went to high school with a couple of years ago who fell for that iwave prank hahaha

Josiah Walker
Josiah Walker

kek

Levi Wilson
Levi Wilson

Is it possible to do this with HTTPS?

David Watson
David Watson

No

Hudson Ortiz
Hudson Ortiz

Wow. That's useless

Jacob Mitchell
Jacob Mitchell

lol he don't know much about computer

Nathan Turner
Nathan Turner

jej

Jack Watson
Jack Watson

holy shit this is old i haven't seen it in forever

Chase King
Chase King

What is this? I assume its fake, but whats it paroding then?

Charles Parker
Charles Parker

kek

William Phillips
William Phillips

this is such a based screenshot.

I know for a fact that it's real but I for the love of dog I couldn't find any evidence of the old system on google and duckduckgo the other day I had to tell somebody online that he was incredibly stupid

Luke Williams
Luke Williams

I'm serious: This is the second time I've lost to this pic

Jaxon Richardson
Jaxon Richardson

It has a "blower" type fan, so, yea, it's gonna be hot and loud.

Levi Hughes
Levi Hughes

? That's the Sapphire Fury

Jason Watson
Jason Watson

Whats wrong with Sublime text? I know jack shit about coding, I only use it to write a bit of css to rice my 4chins and FF.

Jason Sanchez
Jason Sanchez

Jesus fuck did my parents read this? This unironically describes them.

Jose Adams
Jose Adams

doubles and triples
based

Liam Clark
Liam Clark

stackoverflow.com/questions/1732348/regex-match-open-tags-except-xhtml-self-contained-tags/

Jace Nelson
Jace Nelson

I've seen this pictures like 10 times already, but they still trigger me so fucking much

Noah Turner
Noah Turner

fucking kek

Aiden Parker
Aiden Parker

that's hilarious

Camden Miller
Camden Miller

I'm glad he confirmed he wasn't lying. Otherwise I'd assume he was.

Dominic Roberts
Dominic Roberts

More than some "web developer" guys I know desu

Bentley Wood
Bentley Wood

Sublime is fine for small projects if you want a cute GUI text editor and don't want to go to the trouble of configurating vim with macros.

But as soon as your start using version control and doing unit testing sublime becomes cumbersome as opposed to pretty much any other option.

Cooper Nelson
Cooper Nelson

Hold up. Wouldn't that mean that windows 8 has more force than 7 by sheer weight alone?

Jose White
Jose White

HOW? At some point they must have thought "surely there's a better way to do this", no?

Liam Cooper
Liam Cooper

based kek

Austin Clark
Austin Clark

Fucking lol

Colton James
Colton James

Fucking Toshiba man

Shit plastic on their laptops, even shittier HDDs and a shit website

Elijah Collins
Elijah Collins

lmao

Nicholas Nelson
Nicholas Nelson

i feel bad for these people. not in a pathetic way, just in the way that i'd reach out to this bro and kick it and have a drink with him

John Moore
John Moore

that's dark.

Chase Gomez
Chase Gomez

not really. if the head was moved up more then yes.

Parker Bell
Parker Bell

bury nice

Ayden Cox
Ayden Cox

it may have more weight but the force is harder to apply

William Smith
William Smith

Lunix
lmao what

Robert Rogers
Robert Rogers

I still don't know if this is fake or not

Justin Allen
Justin Allen

I work at a repair shop and the prices they charge seem ridiculous. Thing is that the prices are generally the same with all repair shops, would I be able to succeed if I opened a shop and charged lower prices than everyone else? Or would that make me untrustworthy?

Julian Jackson
Julian Jackson

Can you upload or the output to pastebin? Seems genuinely cool
Image saved for shitposting

Asher Foster
Asher Foster

fake but still made me rage

Andrew Jones
Andrew Jones

the reason their prices are so high is that their business model depends on retarded kids, soccermoms and seniors buying their PCs there or having them fixed. If you charge lower prices you go out of business

Aiden Kelly
Aiden Kelly

oof
Always be minimizin consequences fo yoself in case of failure, fellas
90% of IT projects go over budget or fail after all

Jayden Price
Jayden Price

Well, it is computER science, after all. It's obviously about computer-related stuff.
Now if it were computING science, on the other hand...

Dylan Lewis
Dylan Lewis

520 kek

Jayden Reed
Jayden Reed

I use sublime on a medium sized project at work and there's absolutely nothing wrong with it. In fact, it's the perfect mix of ide and editor, while not depending on electron

Angel Martin
Angel Martin

tfw no Skipper gf

Gabriel Powell
Gabriel Powell

}//if
kek

Ryan Mitchell
Ryan Mitchell

read like guy who wrote it had his parents killed by archfags

Landon Harris
Landon Harris

AMDrones forevially BTFO

Jose Perez
Jose Perez

here comes the soul of moot!

Isaac Perez
Isaac Perez

Encryption was a mistake.

Ryder Carter
Ryder Carter

"abstract algebra"
it’s modulus
primary school mathematics

Asher Wright
Asher Wright

He somehow managed to get literally everything wrong what the fuck.

Connor Carter
Connor Carter

The future™.

Gabriel Barnes
Gabriel Barnes

I mean, if you really want to stretch it, you could say some shit about cyclic groups or something, but that's pushing it way too far.

Aiden Young
Aiden Young

lnxpcs' valentine's cards are hilarious

Easton Nguyen
Easton Nguyen

I always wanted to do this, but it seems I waited too long, and now HTTPS is becoming standard.

Carter Diaz
Carter Diaz

Yeah that's true for Linux in general too. I use Linux Mint, and it can do about 20% of the shit I do with Win10. Even to connect to wifi I had to put in a USB wifi receiver and have yet to figure out how to get it to use my laptop's wifi hardware.

Linux is definitely not for people who need to get shit done.

Jose Young
Jose Young

el goblino...

Nathan Parker
Nathan Parker

//good luck
Well

Justin Gonzalez
Justin Gonzalez

survivor of cyber violence

Have there be any casualties of cyber violence?

Jackson Butler
Jackson Butler

nice trips

Isaac Allen
Isaac Allen

solder a resistor onto a screw. But... why...

Christian Parker
Christian Parker

Even Jon Skeet cannot parse HTML using regular expressions.
who exactly is he, because I see his name fucking everywhere and he answered a shitload of questions on multiple websites.

Gabriel Roberts
Gabriel Roberts

That file name
Kek

Sebastian Roberts
Sebastian Roberts

My brother died because someone said he sucked on twitter.
I take adderall (meth) daily for my ptsd

John Long
John Long

if you have any elderly relatives with a computer then you will appreciate those kind of books in a whole new light.

Anthony Bell
Anthony Bell

Have there be any casualties of cyber violence?
People have killed themselves because they were bullied or doxxed online so yeah, sorry to bust your bubble.

Gavin Williams
Gavin Williams

The "code" is clearly pasted from somewhere as the indentation is fucked, I think it is excactly the same level of complexity as all the webdevs I have come across. I am not saying they are all drooling retards, but the majority are and the work they do is irrelevant.

Liam Hill
Liam Hill

OH SNAPPY SNAP

Mason Gray
Mason Gray

If they were fragile enough that mean words on a screen caused an hero it was probably for the best they were you of the genepool, desu.

Zachary Cox
Zachary Cox

Underrated post.

Oliver James
Oliver James

for the best they were you of the genepool, desu.
and I'm going to be bed

Thomas Cruz
Thomas Cruz

killed themselves
I asked for the casualties of cyber violence. Like, a shitpost literally killing you.

Jeremiah Phillips
Jeremiah Phillips

yeah but then he read "Riemann" and decided to do it his way

Angel Jenkins
Angel Jenkins

activated ubu-nut

Juan Bailey
Juan Bailey

So they survived a suicide attempt?
I assume there is a reason they didn't say that instead of defining "cyber violence" as people saying "you suck" online.
It is more likely that they made up a new term so they could further their careers as shitposters.

Hunter Cook
Hunter Cook

top kek

Ian Rogers
Ian Rogers

The sad part is that it's not even going to be faster than a for loop checking each number - if's are harmful to performance.

Benjamin Cruz
Benjamin Cruz

shouldn't it be the same thing from the perspective of a good compiler?

Ethan Rodriguez
Ethan Rodriguez

It'll be about the same, I mean, you'd have an if inside the for anyway.
However, the compiler will probably optimize the for a thousand times better.

Jason Garcia
Jason Garcia

hahaha penis

Elijah Richardson
Elijah Richardson

You can unroll loops unlike this pile of shit.
True.

Jayden Baker
Jayden Baker

To be fair, I wouldn't know what modulus was if I didn't learn about the operator.
It is true that it is something you learn about in primary school, but it is a term you never use beyond that as it have no uses in mathematics.

Levi James
Levi James

as it have no uses in mathematics.
what are you talking about, what is ring theory, what is cryptography, etc...

Jayden Bennett
Jayden Bennett

Rent aint cheap yo. And taxes. Every $50 in the register for reinstalling winblows tranlates to maybe five bucks in your pocket.
That's why nobody i know does only repairs, outsourcing is where it's at.

Kevin Long
Kevin Long

t. NEET lispnigger

Jayden Taylor
Jayden Taylor

666
Apple confirmed

Elijah Collins
Elijah Collins

Can someone post this guys arrest warrant again please

Logan Miller
Logan Miller

look at those digits

Cameron Myers
Cameron Myers

Wow, this is an old meme. OSX hasn't used that UI for 14 years.

Landon Reed
Landon Reed

Here you go: paste dot ubuntu dot com slash 25087649

I didn't write it, I've just been dicking around with it.

Xavier Harris
Xavier Harris

Not anything we learned about in primary school mathematics.
The term "modulus" was not even brought up, it was just called the remainder and I would be surprised if we spent more than a single lesson on integer division.
The only reason anyone learns about integer division beyond that is to learn about its uses in computers.
Engineers use scientific notation and mathematicians don't use numbers (unless they are constant).
Integers makes sense in computers because we need to solve how to solve the problem of storing the value.
All I am saying is that I would probably never have learned about modulus if it wasn't built into C.

Hudson Brooks
Hudson Brooks

Man, Cred Forums really doesn't like that URL.
The spam filter must be set to 11.

Aaron Powell
Aaron Powell

ssl strip still works.

Tyler Morgan
Tyler Morgan

time to read up on this. I have a spare router I wanna set up with something like upside-down-ternet or something similar

Asher White
Asher White

See, what you're referring to as Linux...

Blake Martinez
Blake Martinez

Linyos Torovoltos, the creator of Lunix
Soviet computer hacker
If this is not fake, I really feel bad for the son of that person

Carter Turner
Carter Turner

12 GB of RAM
What.

Jason Mitchell
Jason Mitchell

Should do this with the new Apple speaker

Grayson Parker
Grayson Parker

Fucking hell he is beyond autistic

Nicholas Mitchell
Nicholas Mitchell

8 + 4.
Its a retarded set the Juden use to justify bloated prices.
Look at all the RAM goyim!!!

Caleb Kelly
Caleb Kelly

checked

Henry Thompson
Henry Thompson

lmao is this taking off?

Blake Bennett
Blake Bennett

sweet and sour flavored autism.

Aaron Brooks
Aaron Brooks

are you retarded

Nathaniel Martinez
Nathaniel Martinez

wut

Evan Green
Evan Green

A """designers""" concept of a future car

Levi Jenkins
Levi Jenkins

holy shit thank you so much I've been looking for that image for ages.

Levi Hill
Levi Hill

isn't the 9faggotry fake, though? I've seen the image without the text dozens of times

Daniel Davis
Daniel Davis

It's a VR pipe dream?

Gabriel Morgan
Gabriel Morgan

I was gonna say the check all applicable group is retarded because it uses a combo box, then I was thinking maybe it's just Apple being retarded, but then I saw that the actual check box looks different (invoke/renewing) so whoever made this made a mistake.

Angel Baker
Angel Baker

What?

Brody Adams
Brody Adams

EPIC

Adrian Parker
Adrian Parker

WEWWWWWWWWWW

Cooper Martinez
Cooper Martinez

h'wat?

Henry Perry
Henry Perry

The problem is, it is extremely easy to write this and it is not that inefficient.
Vim was a mistake.

Liam Rivera
Liam Rivera

Does every single piece of satire need a disclaimer?

Jonathan King
Jonathan King

money that glow in the dark...

Thomas Foster
Thomas Foster

1gb dog tag
Can you imagine the kind of retard who would wear this?
Why not sign up for the real army? Much better FPS although I hear spawn times are a bitch.

Noah Davis
Noah Davis

whats it paroding
Copyright.

Jacob Jenkins
Jacob Jenkins

Whats the context here?

Nathan Jackson
Nathan Jackson

Only people with a very high IQ will get this.

Ethan Sullivan
Ethan Sullivan

pre 7/11 people didn't care that much about security, so someone threw a pie in his face.

Luis Jones
Luis Jones

400 watt power fuckin suplyahahahahahaha

Owen Cox
Owen Cox

idk, there was this guy who swatted this other guy over the internet and he died?

Henry Torres
Henry Torres

usrs?

Jeremiah Harris
Jeremiah Harris

I fucking hate you, user

Jonathan James
Jonathan James

yeah man got me them ripjaws - so true

Adrian Roberts
Adrian Roberts

Can somebody enlighten me on who the fuck is this guy? What's the backstory?

Camden Wright
Camden Wright

Nigger I use fucking Void and on windows I can do about 20% of what I can do with Linux. The only reason I still have a Windows PC is for games. I literally have a dedicated laptop that only runs linux SPECIFICALLY for working, and only use the gaming desktop for actual gaming when I have the free time to do so.

Now, I'm not claiming that this is the best setup - Void is inherently a meme, and when I occasionally want to do something memey (like get the fingerprint sensor to work) it can take a bit of effort. I'm fine with that. But, even putting aside the fact that fingerprint sensors are in no way required to "get work done", you're using Mint and still complaining. RUSHING FUCKING MINT. Either you're completely retarded, or you're so used to how Windows does it that you can't get yourself to do things differently, but then you're still regarded for not recognizing that and blaming linux.

Logan Gray
Logan Gray

He was just a likely mentally retarded teenager. Basically the Dunning Kruger effect in action.

Bentley Taylor
Bentley Taylor

Linux is not for people who use computers as a tool to do their work or as a means to some other end. For those purposes I would stick to Windows

William Evans
William Evans

there's a noose dangling behind the camera

Landon Price
Landon Price

Just a dumb fucking teenager. Reminds me of when I was a teenager and got into the whole 'nerd programming culture'. You know, making jokes about there being 10 types of people, sharing programming memes on facebook, etc.

Joshua Butler
Joshua Butler

That's excatly why Manjaro is the best Linux. It's a fork of Arch, but it' not retarded.

Jason Sullivan
Jason Sullivan

Sad but true.

Connor Hall
Connor Hall

Hard to get the volume of people to make it worth while, if it's a side job sure, maybe even money during retirement, just hard to get a flow of people even if doing it out of the house.

Daniel Green
Daniel Green

hard to resist

Isaiah Mitchell
Isaiah Mitchell

Kek

Ian Martin
Ian Martin

For most normies it is a game of specsmanship, this one says 8 this one says 12, 12 is bigger I better get it.

Jacob Powell
Jacob Powell

You're trying too hard.

Cameron Sanchez
Cameron Sanchez

Russian cloud computing is making a botnet.

Michael Butler
Michael Butler

I have that mouse and its suprisingly comfy

Liam Rogers
Liam Rogers

I'd probably be the fat Haskell/Scheme neckbeard

Chase Gonzalez
Chase Gonzalez

else if(a > b && b < a)

as if I didn't want to kms already

Ayden King
Ayden King

not using emacs

Just

Alexander Howard
Alexander Howard

Wouldn't it be ok to do this though? Just generate the file via a script.

Adrian Clark
Adrian Clark

NO! Even a prime sieve would be faster and more efficient than that.

Jordan Morris
Jordan Morris

even
The sieve of Eratosthenes is the fastest way of computing primes until you get into the millions range.

Cameron Nguyen
Cameron Nguyen

Using a question mark in a clear declarative statement.
female detected.

Gabriel Price
Gabriel Price

Yeah bullshit. Mine literally does not get that hot.

Asher Thompson
Asher Thompson

The pile of shit would probably be transformed into a binary search

Noah Harris
Noah Harris

It'll be about the same,
It wont. it will almost never have a branch miss in a for loop so it will be a lot faster

Michael Torres
Michael Torres

Man girls have it so easy in life

Eli Barnes
Eli Barnes

Isn't a sieve of Sundaram, or Atkin faster than Eratosthenes?

And I wasn't saying that they were slow, but since that code was only checking primes up to 32000 wouldn't it be faster just to store a list of primes and compare the number to that?

Jordan Nelson
Jordan Nelson

that penta-point in the middle must hurt your palm after half an hour.

I'm still rocking one of those old M$ mice with a 5m cable you used to see in school computer labs. works fine.

William Walker
William Walker

You are a good human being, keep at it.

Ian Reed
Ian Reed

The only thing I don't understand is why 1.5f is a constant, but 0.5f isn't. Any grognards want to fill me in?

Nathan Wood
Nathan Wood

This sools like an extremely shit party
2 dykes dancing
guy watching them dance
lower right guy doing wakanda forever
girl on her phone in a 3 person conversation
guy standing alone on his phone
guy in left corner extremely interested in his wine
another guy just standing alone
3 midgits listening to a guy speaking
2 guys at the back about to fuck or something
I dont blame red hat for not wanting to be there

Brandon Murphy
Brandon Murphy

In my freshman year of college there was a kid that wrote like 50 or so functions for a geometry+arithmetic program because he didn’t know what casting or overloading was.

Everyone was sort of shocked (myself included) when they saw this giant list of function prototypes. It took the professor a while to respond.

I think it had to do with the fact that during the whole semester, the kids that already knew everything just tried to break each other’s code. (because we had to present it on the projector)

Jordan Hill
Jordan Hill

Then how come when I enter 100 it runs for 60 seconds instead of 100?

Robert King
Robert King

just type 99.

Bentley Diaz
Bentley Diaz

YES YES THANK YOU SO MUCH This is the one with AMD processers being for hackers i have been looking for this for ages

Xavier Nelson
Xavier Nelson

Cracks me up every time i see it(i also do an scrub on my system just because)

Grayson Gonzalez
Grayson Gonzalez

el goblino
That's la luz extinguida, mate.

Logan Cruz
Logan Cruz

one girl has a mustache

Carter Edwards
Carter Edwards

that sneeky twingo

Alexander Morales
Alexander Morales

Ew. It is like driving under acids I guess.

Gabriel Allen
Gabriel Allen

Bwhahahaha! Dick.

John Walker
John Walker

What's 7/11?

Ian Gray
Ian Gray

A convenience store

Josiah Hall
Josiah Hall

palmface.jpeg

Leo Lee
Leo Lee

I died several times from this.

Henry Butler
Henry Butler

Hungarian Opera Day

Kevin Stewart
Kevin Stewart

Like ones who watch Rick and Morty?

William Gonzalez
William Gonzalez

I have that same UPS, piece of shit constantly going on to battery the last few weeks.

Jaxon Powell
Jaxon Powell

Antegros

Aaron Bennett
Aaron Bennett

That is a wrong thing, and a crime on many countries, but none call it "cyber violence", because it can be done without the assistance of computers or the internet, and it is not violence by any definition of the word.
Also using the cyber word unironically makes you sound retarded.
"Oh no! cyber violence! time to call the cybercop!":
youtube.com/watch?v=J79Ql3Mf6Lo

Brandon Mitchell
Brandon Mitchell

The oldest computer in history..... woah epic

Brandon White
Brandon White

because you can bring a friend

Jacob Barnes
Jacob Barnes

Oh wow, I remember Nef...Wonder what hes up to now with his intelligence.

Jackson Flores
Jackson Flores

mint is the easiest linux distribution by far. Linux has an learning curve for sure, but the only real advantage of windows is gaming and proprietary software like visual studio. Hardware issues in linux require a bit of setup, but it certainly doesn't compare to trying to make arch linux a usable OS

Chase Bailey
Chase Bailey

I'm glad I never became a meme

Xavier Hughes
Xavier Hughes

You can make macros in vim?
Christ I need to sit down for a day or two and learn how to do everything with it.

Jackson Moore
Jackson Moore

Even to connect to wifi I had to put in a USB wifi receiver and have yet to figure out how to get it to use my laptop's wifi hardware.

he's got a Duvilacky9000 network card - only 1 of 2 ever manufactured by a team of rare Persimmon Macaques in deepest darkest Numbillia

Been installing debian literally for decades. Had some issues that needed modprobing and ifconfig/up/down about a decade ago otherwise pretty much every *name brand* laptops wireless has worked out of the box.

Nathan Rodriguez
Nathan Rodriguez

fuck off faggot

Levi Thompson
Levi Thompson

is that a real meme? Ive only had one radeon card in the past 7 years and it ran so hot it would bluescreen my computer in 30 seconds. Went from 40c to 90c in 30 seconds of metro 2033 and would try to nerf the voltage so fast the whole computer would just break. Exchanged it for an nvidia 780 and all my problems were solved, including Catalyst never opening

Elijah Bailey
Elijah Bailey

It's a game of hot potato between nvidia and AMD.
But the meme kinda stuck to nvidia due the Geforce 480.
The regular operating temperature of the card was 103c.

Alexander Young
Alexander Young

double nigger

Kevin Ramirez
Kevin Ramirez

1
2
34

Oliver Parker
Oliver Parker

jesus christ...

Leo Myers
Leo Myers

greets from hell
-steve

Luke Nelson
Luke Nelson

I would be the angry C# guy that wont even speak to you if you aren't white

Robert Bennett
Robert Bennett

also tries as hard as he can to be java

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