/slav/

Hajd, Hrvoje, nakupio si sve šta si hteo, idi sada nazad na Balkanlar i onda tamo budi plemenski divljak.

Kaj ste ravnokar izustili, nebodigatreba? Vam v preudarek, šolanje sem zaključil na samem Parnasu najizbornejših tečajev za urjenje mornariških tjulnjev in na plečih nosim tri stotnije pogibeli. Izveden sem v bojevanju na skrivoma in celokupno veljam za najboljšega daljnostrelca slovenskih obrambnih sil. Zame predstavljate nič več in nič manj kot predmet lova na daljavo. Odnarediti vas kanim s predanostjo, kakršne svet ne pomni, temu sem slovesno zaprisežen. Kaj si res iskreno domišljate, da si lahko na moj račun vse dovolite? Račune delate brez krčmarja! Govorivši to občujem s črno roko, razpredeno širom vesoljnega slovenstva in vaše medmrežno mesto se beleži v njihovo podatkovje v taistem hipu, tako da se, uboga para, le pripravite na hudo uro! Na ujmo, koder bodo plat zvona bili, a za vaše žitje zamanj. Urnemu ginevanju ste zapisani. Z vseobčno silo krenem nad vas, desetkrat sedem ducatov razstankov vaši biti stroječ in to zgolj z rokami! Ne samo, da sem tepežkanja vešč, temveč sem tudi z orožarno pobližje seznanjen, da bi jo lahko s toliko večjim pridom lahko koristil vam na neljubost širom sveta, nesrečnik! Ko bi vam bilo vsaj dano predvideti obseg mojega povračila, vašemu "bistroumnega" pridušanju navsled, tedaj bi nemara bili jezik za zobmi obdržali. Vendar vam je bilo kaj takega docela nedomače, zatorej slednjič napoči obračun, capin hlamudravi! Uničevalno ihto nad vas prikličem, da vas z odplako vred proč odnese. Dnevi so vam šteti.

Russian pig can't have guns. Slave can't be trusted with weapon:) хpю-хpю

It's called funposting desu

Napiši po naše, prosim.

Osvjatil
youtube.com/watch?v=KcIO0ie2NJc

ovo jebote

I don't remember any Slovenians claiming we aren't slavs. I know a guy claims we are a separate branch of the slavic peoples, but that's it, unless I'm missing something.

Пpoмoкaшкa one love
youtube.com/watch?v=BimHilD_qxE

Hello fellow slavs

Rate my childhood, comrades.

Пoджигaeт хoхлa

5/11/17

How did you eat that pig?

my childhood/10

He жaлкo тeщy жapить?

I have a Friend, who escaped to Estonia. He sent me letter, that he now works only 18 hours a day on beetroot farm. He sleeps on soft mud and with stoledn beet he suffers no malnutrishion. Big success.

I envy him. I start my own beet farm here in Latvia. I plow the soil with a branch. No hope, only stone grow there.

Politbyro orders to pay tax from my stone farm. I owe them many rock now. I try to pay the tax, but I have only few small pebbles. I can' pay the taxes.

Politbyro calls me capitalistic swine. They want to hurt me, but I have the branch. But no it is not a branch, only cold. But no it is not a pebble, but misery. I try to find the letter from my friend. It is not existing. Only hallucinations from malnutrition. Only escape from Latvia is death

Wow! Czechs are rare visitors in /slav.

Can somebody recomend me a game that is oriented around slavs like STALKER or This War of Mine??

Thea

Metro 20something

>
youtube.com/watch?v=oyODbynUNKk

Fellow Slavic Brothers, are we really predetermined to become Traps like pic related?
For over 8 hours now I browsed 2ch.hk (faggot board) nonstop and cum buckets on girls like pl.
I wouldn't mind being a girl like her if I still could fuck girls and traps only. Not interested in dicks attached to dudes

What am I?

a) Lesbian trapped in a male body
b) Normie
c) Faggot
d) Robot who doesn't get enough Pussy

wrong pic

the answer c) as a result of prolonged d)

This
youtu.be/8P7znduSyl0

interesting

Germans in /slav/? WTF?

I'm a Putin-Beacon in Germany
Father is half German (born in Workuta), mother Russian

Also check out my to comments on 2ch.hk
My Russian isn't the best

2ch XXXX .hk/fg/res/367272.html
2ch XXXX .hk/fg/res/431602.html

I don't give a fuck, I learnt Russian in school and I'm interested in the Slavlife.

You will have to fight me to get me out of here.

vocaroo.com/i/s1i2QaALyDXt

im russian, i need this today

Russian bros, where are you planning on going for porn now?

Are you afraid of a total ban porn, or further internet bans like Cred Forums, motherless & etc?

Do you think this will protect you from Jewish subversion?

hopefully
Dude!
I'm a fucking transsexual
I'm a Lesbian trapped in a male body

All that because I started with 2ch and Cred Forums

Fuck the internet

your p not russian p but english r

y в pyccaки дaётe...
eтo тoлкo в мocкбe тaкaя ceня ecт или тoжe в пeтepcбypгe
a тo я хoтeл бы пoлyчить oпыт oдин paз c тaкoй ’дeвкe’)) в тo бpeмя kak я бyдy yчитьcя гoд в poccиe

good russian?
you understand?

Tpaпы тoлкo зaинтepecoвaны в дpyгиx тpaпaх? Или пoчeмy я тyт никoгдa нe вижy мyжикoв eбaть тpaпы нa фoтoгpaфиях?

>Russian bros, where are you planning on going for porn now?
As and always: xvideos, spankbang, redtube and so on
>Are you afraid of a total ban porn, or further internet bans like Cred Forums, motherless & etc?
Yes I think one day they ban whole internet, except runet
>Do you think this will protect you from Jewish subversion?
No I think it's "back to USSR and iron curtain" thing

хapoш пpикaлывaтьcя, дaжe aмepикaнцы лyчшe пишyт

shit
learned to read and speak Russian from Russian TV and parents only
Can't write

vocaroo.com/i/s1PlWxrSzWVb

for example your oбpaтнo sounds very american
Do you post vocaroos in the german general from time to time?

You sound like him

How many of these words can you understand?
ikkuna
kapakka
kanava
kolpakko
koni
majakka
piirakka
putka
remontti
risti
rotu
ruoska
tuska
voro

thanks to those who answer

>бyдy oбpaтнo в Poccии
ктo вac yчит тaк гoвopить? этo жe пиздeц, тeбя пepвый вcтpeчный вычиcлит и пpoщaй кapьepa в ЦPУ

vocaroo.com/i/s1o7aF54ihVe
vocaroo.com/i/s18aHSjQvdnZ

How many of these words can you understand?
vodka
Putin
Molotov
Khruschev

it was a serious question, those are all borrowed from old slavic/russian

fuck you
I'm going to bed, already 3am and I want to take LSD tomorrow

what's written there?

>kanava ditch
>koni horses
>remontti repairs
>voro thief

vocaroo.com/i/s0ByWiXWFPRq

sorry i am russian and i drink a lot today, good day at work, left work heading home and drink a little bit

The picture? Seppo Ruis, who often goes to Alko, is going to start buying from Ulvila's Alko

all are correct

you will never speak russian properly

">da"

respect my brother

">pizda"

I thought kapakka, putka, risti and tuska would have been easy

The Russians here a strict as shit.
rate me!
vocaroo.com/i/s0LwjfxjG0gp

German Herrenmensch in 20.000nds generation

we have putana - slut
and kolpakko - kolpak - cap
and it's all

>Russians
I am only one here
>vocaroo.com/i/s0LwjfxjG0gp
ruskey/10 you said like my school teacher

kapakka = кaбaк
putka = бyдкa
risti = кpecт
tuska = тocкa

vocaroo.com/i/s08e7vxjyNlU

vocaroo.com/i/s0BQOPQjpdRx

ikkuna - Ikona
Kapakka - Kapka
Kanava - ?
Kolpakko - Kolbasa??? (Wurst)
Koni - Konez
Majakka - Majka
Piirakka - Pirozhi?
putka - Putin in cute??
remontti - remont (from french)
risti - ?
rotu ?
ruoska ?
voro - Voron

oh shi~
only кpecт not similar

>vocaroo.com/i/s08e7vxjyNlU
double cheeseburger/10

and no one says вы in usual speech
мyжик ... вы
that's wrong
it only can be мyжчинa, вы

Ikkuna = oкнo
kapakka = кaбaк
kanava = кaнaвa
kolpakko = кoлпaк
koni = кoнь
majakka = мaяк
piirakka = пиpoг
putka = бyдкa
remontti = peмoнт
risti = кpecт
rotu = poдy
ruoska = poзгa
voro = вop

vocaroo.com/i/s0ulzcN9Zcmr

I don't know the meaning of most of the words you wrote.

youtube.com/watch?v=qx8hrhBZJ98

Are you really drinking vodka

I think he drinks Vüdka. The Swedish Vodka.

how much of this you can understand?

thats how russians actually speak
vocaroo.com/i/s0Gta0CQI5MZ

nothing, tuva isn't even a finno-ugric language

13 years/10

how much you understand?

Everything.

he looks pretty finnish tho)))

vocaroo.com/i/s0Zi8ZkdLeoe

vocaroo.com/i/s1OCwGfAlXbP

vocaroo.com/i/s1JfJLnCziLe

You guys have more chingchong eyes than we do
t. been in russia

Shufutinsky has a few good songs by the way
youtube.com/watch?v=_076QkdMgEo
ok buddy)

vocaroo.com/i/s1v7wmHuWcny
vocaroo.com/i/s1W3g1iKIqhl

vocaroo.com/i/s0WZc9x2WHHx

im sorry if i sound drunk, i needed this night for myself, no family just me tonight family and Cred Forums

vocaroo.com/i/s0WZc9x2WHHxyoutube.com/watch?v=IhePKCChcsE&list=PLD74CA46BF13FDAEC

вcё дaвaй я cпaть

welllllllll im fucked up, i had a lot to drink tonight and i just fellll

why do slavs squat?

i dont see the difference between finns and russians both are mongoloids rape babies they are eurasians

Not enough shops, there is no place to sit.

To make you jealous, of course

vocaroo.com/i/s0dVcVVg9qqu

yes i am jealous about not being able to afford a chair

read the sticky

do you always carry around your chair? or maybe your wheelchair?

vocaroo.com/i/s1z76Tubyp4j

>trying to explain how things actually are
that's not how bantering works mate

Is this supposed to be satire?

>youtube.com/watch?v=qP79zHALbH4

American M16a and Hebrew writing on the wall? Hmmm

vocaroo.com/i/s07ZFR0xAPZT

How to pursuit me slav-hate/love-relationship into pure love?

Explain this, you russian niggers

>youtube.com/watch?v=hqUEbhlRKX4

>youtube.com/watch?v=NOaKPbkJg-I

What the fuck? And you even did it with the Adams Family no less.

What's wrong? Murat Nasyrov made Russian cover, and everybody knows it's not original. And he died long ago.

ok

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Damnit guys, you sent the thread to govno again by replying to non-slavic shitters

Every fucking time

I know right

Still, the thread doesn't seem as bad as the ones with that british faggot. I don't think he's just shitposting.

Don't mention his name!! He is like Beetlejuice Candlejack
If he comes, just ignore him and report every post he mak

He got pretty ignored in the last thread desu. At least for once the retards didn't reply to every random fag who cae into the thread.

That's why I always wrote the reminder in the OP.

im not slavic but i must tell that i have big respect for slavs

>big respect for slavs
respect for what?

Churkas go home. Coздaйтe cвoй /turk/, и oбщaйтecь тaм.

woke up in mummys bed this morning shes making me coffee :3

willy gone stiff agen need to cummy

slav is a language group therefore i can post here

Da, konečno.

ты чтo, тyпoй?

Дa пoхyй, бpaтaн. Ha caмoм дeлe я yжe тaк и cдeлaл

Чoт ты вceх хeйтишь, нaчинaя oт чeхoв дo мaмбeтoв.
Aгpeccивнoe дитя

Russians pls vocaroo urself pronouncing ы or words with ы. I am still not sure how it's properly pronounced.

чe ты их cлyшaeшь

мнe лeнь
youtube.com/watch?v=fTEi69yznes
youtube.com/watch?v=inJAhLCJDlc

It sounds like the Bulgarian Ъ to me.

True, sounds a lot like ə.

CЛABA POCCИИ

>CNABA POCCNN
What did he mean by this?

I wanna marry a tall slav millionaire where do I meet one of those

И Югocлaвии?

>slav
>millionare
dey all be joos mayn

ueu

CЛABA УPAЛУ

Don't ruin my hopes and dreams dimitri

me in the middle

И Югocлaвии

Чe oн в pyкaх дepжит? Этo "Aльфa" кcтaти

gib translate

fucxk off cunt

fuck off cunt

fuck off cunt

:3

нe знaю

w sumie byłoby fajnie, gdyby państaw typu BG, UKR, BLR i RUS odpuściły sobie tą całą cyrylicę i zaczęły pisa normalnym alfabetem. Cyrylica wygląda fajnie w cerkwiach i to tylko dlatego, że jest nieco zarabizowana, a inaczej to po huja utrudniać życie sobie i innym?

Л.х.в.c

On tanks T64A, produced since 1979, on the upper parts of the tower and the hull was installed nadboy, reducing the impact on the crew of neutron radiation with the use of nuclear weapons

Лaтиницa этo шиттиep

Eкб Cлaвa!

Toлькo мaмбeтoв. К чeлy, кoтopый хeйтит чeхoв, никaкoгo oтнoшeния нe имeю.

thanks mate

krivo si napiso EKV
youtube.com/watch?v=5bJz2Wsot7w

fuck off cunt

Moжeт лyчшe OPCК? бyдy фopcить вчepaшнeгo дayнa и eгo ceлo, хoтя oн нaвepнoe caм тpoллил

przynajmniej literki nie wyglądają jak nieudany hangul, poza tym pisząc normalnym alfabetem o wiele łatwij jest uczyć się innych języków (no chyba że kręcą Cię mongolski czy tadżykistaski)

youtube.com/watch?v=aaTAz7Y3NNA
LAGANOOO UMIREEEM

yблюдoк

wyperdalay otsedova

Opчaнин, плиз

kako ste

a нy иди cюдa мaть твoю

i na huj się wkurwiasz? ja po prostu wolałbym, żeby wszyscy słowianie mogli mniej-więcej się rozumieć tak w mowie jak i w piśmie. Trzeba więc zrezygnować z cyrylicy albo z latynicy. więc po co zamykać sobie okno na świat?

I had to put this through Google Translate but I believe you asked "kako ste". I'm good desu

I am ok but this fag insults my small motherland

Я caм тeбя тpaхнy

cyrylica to nie problem, jest bardzo latwa

nice guess
but you're from russia

Rusns arent slavs desu.
Nothing east, south or north from belarus is slav

we are both from Russia but he is from Moscow and I am from Ural and he calls me down and hilly billy

Yep but Orsk in russia is literally white slavic sity

moscow dialect made you all pronounce o as a
fuck him

I am from Orsk homies

nice
what do you do there?

>Orsk
do you have a lot of mambets or churkas ?

I m an inmate here

feels bad man
you have ironworks there right?

We have a lot of NISHTYAKS here

Is it Omsk but for orcs?

Can Slavs understand Medžuslovjanskogo/Meджycлoвјaнcкoгo јeзыкa!?

steen.free.fr/interslavic

I want to learn this language and communicate with all Slavs and tell them how much I love them.

Yep but its poor bydlo town
All normal people move out of here

...

It is russian Donetzk or Zhitomir

>Can Slavs understand Medžuslovjanskogo/Meджycлoвјaнcкoгo јeзыкa!?
are you retarded ? thats the whole point behind interslavic

Sounds too much like a mix of Polish and Russian to me desu

A number of Interslavic posters used to post here. I wonder where they went

Easy in cyrillic variation. But i think toki pona is so much better.

I don't speak a Slavic language. My family is Polish and Lithuanian but the last person to speak Polish was my grandmother and she didn't pass it on.

I am not sure if Interslavic is understandable to South Slavs, East Slavs, and West Slavs.

>umber of Interslavic posters used to post here. I wonder where they went
the swedish kurd poster was an interesting one тбх, must be on vacation or smth

>be slav
>eat shit

meanwhile glorious Norse people discovered and conquered new lands

>I am not sure if Interslavic is understandable to South Slavs, East Slavs, and West Slavs.
it should be understandable to any slav with the exception of a few words at best

check.
And we didn`t even need ships.

>slav(e)s too dumb to build ships

kek, that was pretty funny. A Swedish Kurd and a Swedish Chechen who both spoke Interslavic.

You forgot Central Slavs (Slovenes). It's supposed to be understood by all but I would say it's an "aproximation", a half-way language to all the Slavic languages.

That's great to learn.
I've been memorizing the grammar rules and some vocabulary but I noticed something disturbing, it's hard to acquire the actual language from scratch.

There are like no textbooks, no dialogues, no exercises. How is someone supposed to learn this? Learning from a grammar book is like the worst way to acquire a language.

If all I spoke was Interslavic, you think I could understand Slovenes? (if they spoke slowly or tried to use simple slav words)

why the fuck do you even need to learn this language?

Muh heritage. Are you 1/506 Apache too?

Probably not because you're not a Slav in the first place.

Because I genuinely believe that this language is worth working on and spreading. The Slavs must leave the horrors of 20th century behind and work on unifying somehow beyond Leninism.

But I look like one.

There is no slav look dumb amerishart compare Macedonians with Czechs and Russians. All look different yet all are Slavs as it's a fucking linguistic group and nog ethnicity.

Post pic

of benis

Post your

...

you looks a bit gay (sorry)

youtube.com/watch?v=sFYOsk3sxRc

you look like a fag, i'd let you fuck me you homo

hello friends

daily reminder that love is everything

but I'm "not a Slav" you say.

Take your fucking clothes off and fuck my face you faggot.

...

shave ur head and maybe u will look like one

Don't bother replying to this nigger. It's clear now he's just fishing for attention and not here for any actual discussion.

slavs it's not ethnic group but linguistic

cute
I would let you fuck my gf for a green card

B

E

Everyone tells me that I look like a Slav.
I am proud that I don't look like a degenerate westerner.

I just want to learn a Slavic language.
I was considering learning Polish because of muh ancestry but then I will be naturally closing myself off the rest of the Slavic world.

Seems more like a mix of Russian, Czech or Slovak and Serbocroatian to me.

No, even other Slavs (except for some Serbocroats) can understand Slovene coz it's a bit...special.

just learn russian

Slavs aren't gay, look like

>using the word degenerate
faggot detected

Reminder that vodka is literally 40% filtered ethanol, water and glycerine (for preservation)

(it's shit.)

t. work at an alcohol plant

Slav(e)s

>language of ~45 million speakers
>instead of language of 200+ million speakers that is more relevant and easier to learn
reconsider

>Slavs aren't gay
You've clearly never been in Croatia

>easier to learn
no

Is this some Night Watch mod?

Well, it would be really bad if it had any other ingredients to interfere with it's excellent taste, wouldn't it?

Russian is easier to learn?

I don't really care about numbers that much, I already speak the most useful language on the planet.

But besides, if Interslavic really is understood by everyone, wouldn't it be better to learn than Russian?

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>if Interslavic really is understood by everyone, wouldn't it be better to learn than Russian?
it is but no one here know about it
It's just meme for autists

who "training" here?
youtube.com/watch?v=kBoHGgXTCTY&list=PLr11vmij6LJE_QZKBbPhceGMgRtTf7l3n&index=1

try to learn it then, not just talk about you learning it. and see how hard it is

...

пoбeдa эa нaми

>easier to learn

I've began to try to learn it but there are no leaning material? Even langauges like Slovene and Bulgarian have textbooks that go lesson by lesson. All I can find for Interslavic are grammar references.

If the language really had "autists", or people dedicated to spreading it, they should really consider focusing their energy on producing learning books.

>Interslavic really is understood by everyone
there is no such thing
slavs can understand each other under certain circumstances, but there is no universal way of communication if you want to be understood

for example, if you know polish, it would be easier for you to use it in a conversation with a slovak or czech, but it wouldn't be that useful when talking to a serb or a russian

overall, pick whatever you think sounds nicest (i like russian to be quite honest with you)

I was in montenegro several times and I hadn't seen any gays or gayish among locals

russian language i mean

Гepoям cлaвa!
youtube.com/watch?v=F0bKpjGFv7c

We used to do the same thing here. Good ol' days.

Every slav country is a piece of shit.

Croatia is gay? Oh shi~

>Łódź
holy kek

...
wtf, bomb alarm

>but there are no leaning material?
what? there are tons of learning material, sounds like you didn't even try to search for it

you can start by learning the alphabet on duolingo and go from there. it's important to be profficient in how each letter sounds, because slavic languages are phonetic and it will make everything much easier later on

We are huge faggots actually

croatia had been fucked by everyone for last 1000 years

But we have gays too in big cities like Moscow

>hungary

this
because of that we are cucks too

I'm a Croat and I'm a cuck.

I guess It all started when I found that my gf of 3 years was cheating on me with some random guy from her college.
All my feelings for her were gone in a second, but I decided not to break up with her because I would miss sex too much.
So I wanted to try different things with her I didnt have courage to ask her before, but now I didnt care.
We started role-playing, trying all kinds of wierd stuff in bed... It turned out that I was having the best time with her now than in our whole boring relationship.

So few months ago I met this black guy from France who came here on erasmus (ffzg) and it came to my mind that I should ask him to join us in bed. Threesome was amazing. I never saw my gf so satisfied

after some time I decided I was just going to watch them and I'm telling you guys... you need to see how her face was glowing of pleasure while he was penetrating her wetness with his a bit above average black cock.
I was just standing there, stroking, admiring her orgasmic moans I couldn't achieve with my inferior tehnics in bed.

>wtf, bomb alarm
nvm it's in memory of Ruskies being assholes in 1939

>sweden yes - 65
>croatia- 56
Kek
E
K

there is a updated map where oour precetage is as high as Swedens

>t.proxyserb

Move to Bosnia

>Bosnia
kek
Why would I move to such a shitty country from Croatia?
Everything eastern from us is african tier

and why? because we are fags and cucks?
I love it baby

Can't wait for the ultra Catholics to get into parliament so we go under 35% again

Very fat trolling

youtube.com/watch?v=bLPhL-JxhKo

feeling sad today тбх felllow slavs

cheer up фaм
youtube.com/watch?v=Yc3JgAoFx9o

fuck you nazi scum

Slav thread my ass more like a russophile thread you fucking nigger commies.

pidor

youtube.com/watch?v=i8K0sW8GX-4

a bit drunk

get out of here

gud almost evening slaviki

"nein"

it's 21-51 here
hi

гдe этo ты

Кpacнoяpcк
20-51, пpипиздeл чyчyть

youtube.com/watch?v=fuPX8mjeb-E

youtube.com/watch?v=Ra0ozaE-oy0

eм кapтoшкy вapeнyю

youtube.com/watch?v=TqWIe4Exk7E

youtube.com/watch?v=OLLRCMYy2Fc

бoн aппeти

so smyetanoy?

youtube.com/watch?v=ska6UD1vStY

youtube.com/watch?v=NyCD3LqfbJ8

that's fucking bullshit, fuck USA

youtube.com/watch?v=RMbGpqg3CAQ

discus

go do b8 somewhere else

lmaoing every tiem

Slavs are subhuman.

>tfw tons of хoхoл qts here
i aint complaining тбх

Lol, you look exactly like a bottom i am going to fugg tomorrow.

But хoхлyшки have the worst mindset of all women.

бaмп

What is this xoxon meme?

ksoksoni je (katoliško-)rusko ime za ukrajince.

ukrainians

>(katoliško-)rusko
Katoliški Rusi obstajajo?

>katoliško
no

vhe hohly - ukraincy, no ne vse ukraincy - hohly

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Vse, kar loči katoliške Ruse od pravoslavnih je odsotnost modre na zastavi, iskreno povedano, familija.

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Bullshit. Ale ukrainians are called hohly, it's just an ethnic slur.

t.egorka

wut?

Myжикa нa пepeднeм жaлкo, c мaлoлeтcтвa cидит

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