What are your red flags for girls, Cred Forums?

What are your red flags for girls, Cred Forums?

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>2016
>still liking girls

>she has a benis

>she is 3D

finngays not welcome in this thread

>she takes 3 D's

this 2bh
Japan has wisdom of the elder gods regarding females

>no benis

>she is less than 1,60

kek

> tattoos
> piercings
> not speaking German

>she doesn't have a penis
eww

1. Bad clothes
2. Not nice
3. Not trustworthy
4. Stinks
5. Black
6. Muslim
thats it

>she exists

>she is a black

u racist :'(

My penis isnt :3

>coal minner

>she is a meanie towards me >.she is not cute
>she does not devote her entire existence to making me happy
>she expects me to invest effort into making her mine

doesn't eat fish

She doesn't like cheese

What's the term for a white guy with a latin?

>she doesn't know what to say when I ask about her interests or political views

Wash yourself better Pierre.

puberty, koran said its haram

At least she didnt say she was a leftist who's interests include minority rights and social activism for immigrants

the following are my red flags for a girl if I want to have a relationship with her - if I'm just looking for sex tho, some of them can even be turn ons

>has a tattoo
>has an ear stretcher
>dyes her hair an unnatural color
>likes music typically made by black people
>has an absent father
>had more sexual partners than I did
>doesn't have any hobbies
>has guy friends
>is a leftist
>responds to FB messages instantly
>does not do at least one of the following: swimming, gym, yoga, running, boulder climbing
>dances
>says her taste in music is a defining trait of her personality
>has a shit taste in music
>would never compromise with you on something
>is not at least culturally Christian
>doesn't respect your personal space
>hates your friends
>wants to befriend your friends

I think that is all

>tatoos
>refugees welcome
>"isch" Kanak-german
>had more than 4 sexual partners

this Tbqh

This

race mixer I guess? never heard a term for such couple 2bh

jesus thats a long ass list.
have you ever even had a gf?

>Stinks
>Black

No need to state the same thing twice, My dear Swamp Countryman

yes, I've had four girlfriends and a few flings
you see, I was talking out of experience, my dear Attila

>Doesnt have penis

>coloured hair
>can't handle the banter
>weird piercings
>isn't religious
>is either too passive or too assertive
>doesn't respect parents, neighbours, the elderly, or the poor
>smokes a lot of weed

well i just read your list and you basically want an arab hijabi gf that does shit at home but never leaves the house.
You must have had some shit relationships if your old relationships have pushed you to the point of wanting a hijabi

Pretty much this. Fuck normies

She is basically a Mediterranean though

As if that's any different

>christian
>against refugees
>votes for right wing parties
>no ass
>homophobic
>wants to have kids
Absolute no-go's for me.

When did north and southern europeans become a different race?

>no steady heartbeat
I have low standards

The leftist part pretty much covers everything on that list.

>Fat
>Smoker
>Loves/has pets, especially dogs
>Not Eurasian
>Durka

I guess that's about it.

When Cred Forums said so.

The Mediterranean is also connected to north Africa if you haven't noticed yet. But Mediterranean Europeans are olive colored, which is the same as being a "white" Latin American. It's technically white, but meh.

>olive is considered white in usa

My brain electrons are transposing through osmosis in an immaculate fashion as I type this.

not wearing hijab

>nose ring or nose stud
>tattoos
>dyed hair
>voted for Bernie Sanders
>wants a polyamory relationship
>profile photo is her face with the dog snapchat filter
>photos of her drinking with american flag in backdrop (instant partywhore)
>expects guys do make the first moves
>"country" girl
>smokes
>outspoken atheist

what is a "country" girl?

Takes pride in being or acting like a redneck. Some of these activities aren't specifically for rednecks but they cling to them:
>fishing
>hunting
>taking trucks in the mud
>farming
>talking in a redneck accent
>drinking all the time

>Tattoos (little ones are alright to some extent, just no tramp stamps)
>ear stretchers or any other weird bodymods
>shitty bleached hair (talkin about the green,pink colour shite)
>Any religion other than Christianity or just atheism


So basically just be normal.

First few points were spot on.. But then it just went to shit.

Also Barbara definitely listens to black music, has had more sex, dances and has guy friends.. Why post her?

I draw a line between country and redneck
Country = actually owns a ranch or something
Redneck = some form of trailer trash, usually white

>obsessive amount of piercings/tattoos(i am alright with a modest amount)
>likes nigger music
>has 3+ more sexual partners than me
>not conservative
>but not TOO degenerate
i just want a normal functioning gf,if she can pay her bills and rent, and manage to feed herself than thats good enough

Oh, "country"
Yeah.

INDONESIA

>Why post her?
because she never fails to make my penis hard and I've been wanting to have sex with her for five years now? I don't intend to wife her though, because of obvious reasons

>Because she never fails to make my penis hard
Can relate

But nah mate she's cute as fuck, perfect wife material right there. She doesn't seem like one of those loud dumb models either.

>she doesn't look something like this

pretty much

thanks pornography

she screams while I'm raping her

Fat, ugly, feminist, too short/tall, choni (chavette).

I actually have met her once at a party, we were both outside smoking next to each other, I asked if I can have a picture with her, she blew her smoke into my face then turned away and left

still love her

>she posts on Cred Forums, Cred Forums, /r9k/, /cgl/, Cred Forums, Cred Forums, Cred Forums, /vg/, Cred Forums, /soc/, /y/, /x/ or /lit/

> she blew her smoke into my face then turned away and left
Finding this hard to believe tbf, unless she was drunk.

why can't models have big boobs ever?

if shes plastered feminist agenda everywhere

i support equality but the ones who go out of their way to "show it off" in a way are feminazis/gender fluid retards

religious is a nope

if shes young/immature/talks too much/extrovert, nope

I figured she was a bit drunk and just really tired, it was already like 4 in the morning desu

>proxyfag

Don't get the appeal to large tits, you can't do as much with them as you can with an arse. She's not exactly flat chested though tbf.

When supposedly was this? When she wasn't as famous or something?

>dances
you're probably an autist wallflower whenever you're in a situation where others dance

>says her taste in music is a defining trait of her personality
holy shit god forbid she actually has passion for something

>has a shit taste in music
which is entirely subjective

jesus fucking christ man

summer of 2014, on the rooftop of a downtown club in Budapest

>body modifications apart from modest earrings
>dresses like a whore
>is lazy, both in physical activity level and diet
>has any combination of stereotypical edgy left wing traits — vegan, trigger stuff, self diagnosed special snowflake mental issues, has an identity different from the traditional norm, listens to "queer punk" or whatnot
>doesn't want children
>hates dogs

Not wanting a qt finnish bf

I meant dancing as a hobby, or being part of a dance team, not like "she dances when there is music"

>holy shit god forbid she actually has passion for something
there is passion, then there is "being an obnoxious elitist cunt with a 'more sophisticated than thou' attitude"

>which is entirely subjective
yeah, just as my list of red flags, család

This however is a turn-off

You've hit all the main points my man, I'd like to add green/blue/purple hair to the list though

otherwise /thread

>respect neighbours

How is that even a thing ?

Fucking Canadians

Tattoos
American name
Goes clubbing
Dyed hair
Ear lobe stretching thing
Vegetarian or vegan
Many previous sexual partners (dozens, not like 3 or 4)
Can't cook

>tatoos, piercing and similar mutilations
>below 1,68
>had more than one boyfriend

>Vegetarian or vegan
Nothing wrong with that. You must be a poortherner

I include dyed hair in "body modification"
I also want to add one more
>uses absurd amounts of make-up
I'm not naive, I know that my potential partner won't be literally perfect appearance wise. I know most girls wear some make-up and that's fine. Some foundation, modest eyeliner, when going out on the town some mascara and a not too bright lipstick are acceptable. But the extent is really important, if she wears porn star levels of make-up and does so without any particular special occasion, then that's a giant red flag.

>she's obsessed with some non-white creation like hiphop or anime

>had more than one boyfriend
I don't get this point, does it work both ways? Would be alright for a girl to turn you down soley for the fact that you've had more than one gf? Or does it just apply for women. Because it's pretty dumb tbf, change it to something like 5 bfs or something, then it's normal

I am. It's not that I think not eating meat is heinous. It's that every vegetarian I know is a preachy cunt, so it sets off the red flag because I expect them to make comments about it or try convert me to quorn.

Vegans are stupid though.

>mariners
No thanks

>I'm not naive, I know that my potential partner won't be literally perfect appearance wise. I know most girls wear some make-up and that's fine. Some foundation, modest eyeliner, when going out on the town some mascara and a not too bright lipstick are acceptable. But the extent is really important, if she wears porn star levels of make-up and does so without any particular special occasion, then that's a giant red flag.

Took the words right out of my mouth.. This is the biggest red flag for me.

No, i don't lower my standarts because an island monkey only gets roasties.

>Because it's pretty dumb tbf
welcome to Cred Forums, where everyone wants a 10/10 virgin gf, but you can fuck everything that moves

Quorn is disgusting fungal shit.

Vegans have higher morals than most other people

t. non-vegan

>she's American
>she's not French

>welcome to Cred Forums, where everyone wants a 10/10 virgin gf,
He'll come to his senses eventually, that if you didn't get this when you were a teen growing up, you're probably never getting it.. Well, unless you don't mind being on a sex offenders list.

I could say Christians have higher morals than other people, doesn't make it true.

Veganism is just strange though. I don't understand why you wouldn't eat something like eggs and would opt to eat hundreds of grams of more expensive nuts and shit for the same calories.

these.
And she shouldn't eat meet, or buy non-bio food.

most of your list isn't horrible desu. but eg. I'm one of those
>"being an obnoxious elitist cunt with a 'more sophisticated than thou' attitude"
when it comes to music because I play 3 instruments and non-musician girls very rarely listen to anything that isn't just top 40 dreck. (I don't mean all top 40 is automatically dreck)

In my last relationship I almost perfected not having to listen to any music together with my gf. Movies and other art forms were ok though.

Why would you want to eat chicken menstruations though ?

>tattoos
>piercings (excluding ears)
>dyed hair
>unique snowflake hairstyle
>drawn eyebrows
>excessive makeup
>excessive jewellery
>anorexic
>fat
>"fashionable" clothes
>dumb-looking shoes
That's about it for looks. There are a million other things for stuff that isn't looks.

Because nuts make me violently ill. And eggs are cheaper.

I have my virgin gf.
She meets all my standards. Of course she isn't virgin anymore.

I don't get why people take roasties.

>make me violently ill
Power dump ?

Why Indonesia specifically and not SE Asia in general? Phillipines, Thai, Malaysia?

Yeah I see where you're coming from and I totally understand that.
I don't have a problem if my gf is a fan of various bands or likes a specific type of music that I don't really fancy, but if one's personality is characterized almost solely by their taste in music and the bands they listen to, then they're probably dull, self-centered, pretentious and in serious need of some maturing.

let me put it this way
you got your virgin gf, she isn't virgin anymore, but lets say your relationship ends tomorrow, so according to you she's now a roastie if she wants to start another relationship?

>but lets say your relationship ends tomorrow
Are you a denerate or something?

We marry in a month.

Sets off my stomach ulsers and inflammed intestines.

I do just think it's weird to not eat things that are essentially waste to the animals. Chickens will eat eggs sure, but we feed them so they don't have to. We could just not milk cows, but why not milk them?

>Chickens will eat eggs sure, but we feed them so they don't have to. We could just not milk cows, but why not milk them?
Because modern industry makes it all pretty barbaric.

>we marry in a month
Shooting yourself in the foot, there are literally zero relationshios benefits in marriage for the man, all it does is giving your gf more leverage over you.

>there are literally zero relationshios benefits in marriage

another degenerate.

Enjoy being cucked. She will take multiple cocks while you are not watching.

How long have you known her, and how old are you two?

LOL

Well looks like denerate women are for degenerate men.

Enjoy your roasties.

See I've seen dairy farms and where I get my eggs from and it isn't "barbaric". I think people get scared from seeing the American situation and think we're the same.

I'd keep my own chickens if I could be certain foxes wouldn't get them.

>tfw no more gf

Had a chuckle

good for you if you marry, ignore the idiots, but you're not answering my question though, if your relationship ends, and she eventually wants another relationship, that will make her a roastie?

>tfw never had a gf

How could something so cute as this hurt a chicken ?

often that's easy to spot though (maybe except for jazz, which women don't listen to anyway unless they are musicians) because they dress like their musical subculture.

Like I get you like reggae but can you just not dress like a female Bob Marley, please and wash your hair every now and then?

I get that.

Drop the 'not' and you're spot on.

Why should it end?
I'm not an alcoholic nor will I beat her.

I don't get your point.

Also one boyfriend is allowed. Everyone can make a mistake but if you do it twice you're just mentally disabled.

Me too.......

I'm not sure that's even an animal at this point.

>farming is redneck

K

Let's hope she will still be young when she realizes marrying you was a mistake.

t. degenerate hopes that ordinary people degenerate to something like him

>What are your red flags for girls, Cred Forums?

Tattoos

This guy knows it. I'm a leftist myself but I would never marry one.

>dances
Dancing is a green flag for me tho

>christian
I can only date bat mitzvah'd girls tho

m.imgur.com/gallery/xzl5o

:3

>Absent or poor relationship with father
>Piercings, tattoos and / or a fucked up hair cut
>Feminist worldview
>Attention whoring on social media
>Obsessed with said social media
>A legion of beta male orbiters, aka "guy friends"
>Goes clubbing frequently
>Being a reformed slut
>Gives the silent treatment instead of talking things out
>Fat
>Lies or make up stories about her past and current events
>Has got an eating disorder

How many girls do remain after going through the list?

It's hypothetical you dense cunt... Christ.

The point is; If she hypothetically left you would she then be "degenerate" as you say, if she got a new BF?
Would all the reasons that make her "good" and the reasons you love her be thrown out the window, just because she gets a new BF?

I've got an Indonesian liberal muslim gf who had only one boyfriend before me, soeaks German, likes to dance zumba and cooks very good. Rate.

How's her rendang ?

My gf

Color me jelly.

:3
Sadly they will and do massacre chickens and shit. The old hunting parties were pretty poor but there does need to be a way to control fox population out in the countryside. City foxes just tend to run round all the bins. Countryside ones kill stuff for fun.

>rate

dude the only thing that really matters is how she looks like. all the rest is maybe like a third of her hotness score at best.

Because of what?
What reason would justify this?

>implying being degenerate is a bad thing

Post pic then, all of that means fuck all if she barely pushes a 4.

The best I ever ate but I don't like rendang (and other stuff resambling curry )n general

You know what mate, just forget it. Forget it. Are all Germans this difficult to talk with?.. Fuck me sideways why don't ya.

>Color

Fuck off

Cant you bury the coop deep enough so they won't dig underneath ?

There the villian starts to justify his self-righteous personality disorders.

I asked what do you see as a justification to leave someone you started a relationship with?

>but I don't like rendang
Negře, prosím

defiently massive red flag
>ex partner was of a different race

I bet your wife-to-be doesn't even swallow, you vanilla cuck.

>had more sexual partners than I did
So only virgins, ok.

>I asked what do you see as a justification to leave someone you started a relationship with?
They cheat? They're unfaithful? The draw you both had to each other is no longer there? Loads of reasons.

My question is does someone, in your opinion, become "degenerate" just for having more than one partner? Even if they're a good person? (such as your current gf).

No idea but I imagine if you could people would've done it already. They'll do all they can to get your little egg shitters.

red hair
they're always crazy

If she's not a virgin

>finding a virgin over the age of 16
Good luck pal

>They cheat? They're unfaithful?
??
Why should this happen if you have a partner that you want or why would you take a partner that you don't want?

>The draw you both had to each other is no longer there?
I don't understand this expression.

Well I mentioned here >Also one boyfriend is allowed. Everyone can make a mistake but if you do it twice you're just mentally disabled.
You replied to this post, why didn't you read?

projecting much?

It isn't in the us.

>coloured hair

>tattoos

>non-british accent
>fat

Why don't you just date a guy?

>brooklyn accent

this is sometimes a problem because i live in brooklyn

No matter what people might have to say, dating former sluts or former avid club goers is a bad idea. They more often than not carry a heavy load of emotional baggage akin to girls with daddy issues.

Just like you don't want to have your girlfriend giving you a hard time over something her daddy did back in 2001, you don't want to be with someone who simply can't break her old habits, acts real shady about her past or freaks out when you touch her in a specific, intimate way.

Been there, fucking done that. Twice.

>lol bro ur just insecure
>lol bro everyones had fun and done stupid shit chill
>lol bro only cuz ur a virgin

Dresses slutty.

Girls that dress like whores are either insecure as fuck and are an emotional handful, or are just literally whores that won't stay loyal to you

I cant date poorfags and guys f my age. Idk why but they're disgusting

It happens trust me, you think you love a girl it goes great for sometime, then things just aren't the same, you're not as happy/satisfied as you once were in tye relationship. So you end it on good or bad terms. Is the girl then "degenerate" for going out and finding someone else to fall in love with?

...

Well I see here the core difference in your perspectives of relationships between a man and a woman.

You seem to see those as a way of selfenternainment, something you take the "fun" from and of course it ends when you get bored and it's no "fun" anymore.

Your mind is rather degenerate or you're simply very immature.

I don't know what to say here.

>giving a shit about a woman's taste in art

Based on that she looks alright, I'm not forcing you but if you don't post a face (don't blame ya, I wouldn't here) it means nothing, she could be dog face ugly in the face. Cant r8 without a face, Ur choice.

>You seem to see those as a way of selfenternainment, something you take the "fun".
But it's not if she feels the same way. And life isn't perfect you don't always find "the one" the first time.

Why does everyone hate tattoos? I have 1 tattoo and I want to make more with swastika and the 3rd Reich eagles. XD

What if I've been with the same girl for two years and she still won't let me put it in her arse?

Red flags for man
Fuck off ugly neckbeards I'm married to one of you already.

>liers, unfaithfull
>womenizer
>mysoginist
>smells bad
>atheist
>lazy
>short
>arrogant

Because they are corporate sheeple who hate those that are financially free

Mehmet, pls

>I want to make more with swastika and the 3rd Reich eagles. XD

avid user of social networks

Short, neckbeard atheists are rarely unfaithful and womanizers though.

So ugly betas and Chads are out of the picture?

Tatoos are maximum underclass trash.

pol is too intellectual for me.
lol, I forgot they don't hire people with tattoos in corporations right?

Tough fucking luck. But if that makes you love her less, then it doesn't sound like you ever really liked her that much to begin with.

does Cred Forums count?

>Tough fucking luck
Heh.

100% agreed, my aryan friend

social networks are all about attentionwhoring

so unless you're a tripfag, no

>llists unfaithful as a red flag
Really? That's a good, totally not obvious point you make there.
Also
>short
Do you realize that every point made in this entire thread regarding girls has been about behavior and things that are due to a girl's life choices (fat, tattoos)? Every red flag here can be avoided, someone who was born small can't avoid being small even if he was to become the surpreme leader of France, an Olympic gold winning athllete or a Oscar winning multi-millionair. Once again German "women" prove to be worthless.

I can attention whore on Cred Forums as well. Look:
tee hee I'm girl XDDD

This world isn't fair and short men simply not attractive at all.

That's life.

what i mean is it's attentionwhoring when you're using it for anything but anonymous discussion

that includes mentioning that you're a girl

GOTTA GET A GOOK

sensible?

>expects guys do make the first moves

>uses 'like' or 'literally' far too much and/or incorrectly
>is black
>is pooinloo
>believes in pseudoscience shit
>not wanting kids is a deal-breaker for them
>go on Cred Forums

you'd rather be with a tall ugly guy instead of a short handsome faced man?

just curious

I actually prefer the short handsome face.

What mate?

My gf was a virgin when I met her at 19

My German bf is just 6 cm taller than me, is he a manlet? ;/

So I'm "attentionwhoring" by mentioning that I'm grill in the conversation which is related to the gender red flags. How does it make Cred Forums less social network than facebook?
also:
>board with flags
>small amount of posters
>most of them are recognizable
>****anonymous discussions***

Must have been some dog faced uggo cunt tbf..

...

Fuck of Russian whore. This is my attentionwhoring place.

...right.

>uses 'like' or 'literally' far too much and/or incorrectly
check
>not wanting kids is a deal-breaker for them
check
>go on Cred Forums
check

>she doesn't have a bulge

No she's not british

I see, so you simply missed the point of the thread and posted about physical attractivenes instead of red flags.

>she's never heard of the battle of the bulge

Come on. It wasn't that bad.
From which city you are?

Go be short somewhere else desu.

So my point still stands.

Clue:

We won the premier league and have recently become a meme city.

I go nowhere unless my dick pierces your skull on the way there.

So this is what happens when you tell an Azeri about memes

>weird body modifications
>not a virgin
>not religious
>believes in liberal stuff, gays, feminism, multiculturalism
>career woman

>Coloured hair
>Piercings

Tattoos are fine tho.

Leicester lad

Random ass gif from internets now count as memes?

Oh I see. How's the weather over there?

Suprised I haven't seen anyone put down has kids.

>not asian
>fat and/or butt-ugly
>feminist
>tattoos, piercings etc
>had a million cocks before me
>smokes or does drugs etc
>has kids
>expects to be treated like a princess

think that's about it

You got me convinced.

>believes in gays
.
don't care if it's a red flag, I believe in all of you