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Mexico

Good job

Just finished season 1 of Wentworth. GodDAMN

>X Games Men Street Skate: insane shit but that's just how it is
>X Games Women Street Skate: kickflip and the crowd goes crazy over how sick a skater she is
>Men's Soccer WC finals: athletes on another level
>Women's Soccer WC finals warm up friendship game against a regional league u15 men's club: women lose 6:1

you get the idea
why is it always like that?

Black Americans

Gary Johnson is the best option but the world is too dumb for him
>inb4 aleppo

Is "drink bleach" something new to say on Cred Forums?
I've been told that twice today.

Green party is the best choice.

Sup niggers

>browsing Cred Forums
Get out.

Women were made for breeding.

Americans, I need help.

I'm seriously applying to USA and apparently you guys have this thing called alumni interview. No biggie, I love talking. But I can't seem to find any information about when they happen? Spring, Winter or Fall? I emailed them a question but this is faster way.

18th day of the 9th lunar month

Fuck off America

We believed you guys during WW2, not making the same mistake twice.

Germans OUT

Germans OUT

usa getting btfo'ed in hockey by yurope rn

You'll have to contact whatever college you are trying to get into.
Just be sure to know a lot about the college, and appear interested in being an active member of it's community.
Like job interviews in the US. Fake the enthusiasm to a realistic degree.
Other than that, be prepared to show what you can do, and ALWAYS ask questions.
Essentially contact the university and direct all your questions to them.

>shit dive bar a block away is having some big event all day
>can hear degenerates below whooping and yelling
>black dude keeps driving by blasting rap every five minutes

Thanks mate. Airline tickets seem ridiculously cheap so I'll try to take a week off from work. Week in the states, drinking, trying to date local girls and do a few interviews. That is, if my financial situation works out.

Harden up, bitch boy.

why won't you go to taiwan?

soon...

i don't like germanic people

i don't like germanic people

>taiwan
why

>why

Say you are near the border in Mexico without any documentation
Can an average non-hispanic white american convince the border guard to let them into the US?

Video games

Probably not but try it.

probably not
even if you are clearly not Mexican they wouldn't just let you in.
if they thought you were some American that lost his documents they might send you to an embassy.

Is the dude who wanted to see Jotolisco again here? Here she is, bragging about Jolisco

What really happened at Roanoke

Never speak that name in this general. It's the devil.

aliens

They hooked up with natives and much fun ensued

any of you guys read 100 Bullets?

They disbanded and decided to live with the natives

No, what is it about?

glad """"""'joto""""""" pissed off to /lat/

Wouldn't the Jamestown setters stumble upon a tribe of hapas? I think they just got scalped

haha just came back from watching sausage party
such a good movie

Alright if you see him tell him to go to /lat/, we know her twitter profile

I think they met the Croatoans before disappearing and considered them friendly.

My actual theory is that the settlers were hit by famine/sickness/infighting/ or all those. Then the remnants hooked up with the natives

they were sent back in time

well its loosely based on that pic

Their were proud businessmen in spain and england looking for new business ventures and money making in the new world when the settlers arrived, so they went to America and set up a "brotherhood" called Croatoa, and theres this series long feud between the surviving family members far off in the future and the "enforcers" called minutemen

its a pretty good comic book series

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/100_Bullets

I literally just came back from Cred Forums

i miss in n out and whataburger

Open your mouth wide so I can fuck it.

RIP met/a/thread

>tfw theres an In n Out within walking distance of my house

but where are the bodies and why was there no evidence of a struggle?

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Injuns are crafty bastards

Please be a cute girl in Nevada.

literally just opened Cred Forums in another tab

Im a good 100 miles form the nevada border

eat there for me

Jamestown was in Virginia and Roanoke was on an island in North Carolina. They were probably too far away form each other to make contact.

are you a cute girl though?

I dunno, am I?

Have any of you yanks ever been to Western Canada and had White Spot/Triple O's?

Some of the best burgers I've ever had desu.

Unironically listening to Circa Survive

never been that far north

Been to Cali desu, it was hot and your slushees are different than ours at 7/11.

Probably not, girls don't come here in general. One day I'll find myself a girl in Nevada, as soon as I found myself.

The Powhatan claimed to have made contact with them

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roanoke_Colony#Chesepians

its always hot

pic related, "September" weather

I want to visit the whole west coast though, BC seems comfy

One of my cats just attacked me

Guess who's not eating for two days lol

Roanoke was founded and lost 22 years before Jamestown. They're not really that far apart either.

If the settlers did decide to go live with the natives I'm sure someone from Jamestown would have seen a mixed indian running around in the woods. He probably would have written about it too, that's not and everyday occurrence.

Nah mate not possible. They're not there to just keep Mexicans out, any non US resident no matter where they are from will be denied entry into the US. Unless proper paperwork is shown.

BC is super comfy. Cali was nice but too busy and too hot for anything but a visit, at least in the South.

>libertarian party candidate
>isn't even a god damn libertarian

nah fuck off

How severe? Was he playing? What's his name? Do you rule over your cats like a totalitarian? Do you have gulag for your cats? If so, where?

>the south

yah, you want to visit the north. It rarely gets below 70F there. they think 55F up here is freezing

The Powhatan claimed that the settlers were living with another tribe until the Powhatan wiped them all out

John Smith wrote about this

did anyone notice trudeau looks mexican

yes

do i look mexican?

He looks latin-ish, like a frog or a spic.

Probably cause he is desu

>How severe?
Just a surface scratch, blood's coming out
>Was he playing?
I picked her up abruptly
>What's his name?
mini mini
>Do you rule over your cats like a totalitarian? Do you have gulag for your cats? If so, where?
I was joking, man

Yes

You look Southern European like an Italian.

nice beard, you could definitely pass as southern european maybe even turkish

>Mexico was once called ''Nueva España(New Spain)''
We fucked up

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Post your weather

How are the Finns seen in the USA? Canada and Mexico can also answer.

Mexican history really is just a string of fuck-ups.

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People who live in Minnesota with the other scandis and eat lutefisk

>34c
save me

>Minnesota
FUCK MINNESOTA

uwot

There aren't that many finns in MN

Every other country made mistakes in their past

We made Mexico...

t. Wisconsin?

feels good man

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very comfy

>tfw it hasnt rianed here in at least 4 months

Minnesota and Michigan
Gotta have them lakes.

DAS RITE

FUCK MINNESOTA

chattanooga is sooo fucking dope

really makes you think

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Most mexicans don't even know Finland exist

Only one person in my classroom knew about your cunt, and he was of the idea that your native language was English, took me a while to convince him otherwise

wtf we have mostly norges and swedes

GIVE JETSTREAM

Is that a map where the white states are marked blue?

Which side is which?

Nope

Everybody loves butts

What state?

Mexico on the right

Left side US, right side Mexico

Finnish view of Mexico is drugs, tacos, funny hats and hot women.

where else

California

That's how it should be

There's a bit of polarity between the national characteristics of Americans and Finns, but Europeans are generally met with curiosity by Americans and liked in general. Don't expect many Americans to be otherwise indifferent towards Finnish as a nationality. Most likely couldn't point it out on a map.
I've personally only met one Finnish lady, and my impression of her was that she was intelligent and worldly. She could speak 4 languages, and being bilingual alone is typically enough to earn an American's admiration (unless it's a Chicano).

stop talking about cities in my state!

good night.

reppin my boy TUT

youtube.com/watch?v=Xm_0Yur6Kk8

Nite cowboy Klaus.

It rained 8 days ago, dingus.

>chattanooga

where? the high sierras?

Successful, educated women usually have a thing for the USA for some reason. Should I say "Finnish elite" likes America more than rest of the nation and hence why American men are the most popular foreign marriage partners for educated Finnish women.

I live in NorOC.

oh

well we're getting squat up north

HI, I AM HICKOK 45 HERE AND WE ARE GOING TO DO A DRIVEBY ON BIKE LIKE ON BOYS N THE HOOD

>Should I say "Finnish elite"
She could speak Swedish, so she could've been a Fennoswede. Aren't they regarded as the snobbish upper-class in Finland?

Kind of true. More rural Fennoswedes who live in "Duck like" in the cost are much more conservative and think Finns little better than immigrants. Usually quite conservative socially and make sure that their constitutional rights are granted when it comes to Swedish language.

Urban Fennoswedes are more relaxed. They usually stay within their own circles and schools but they're less snobbish than the rural counterparts. Usually the Fennoswedes are rich and they value education.

"Duck lake" Jesus, I can't write anymore. But it's the nickname for Swedish speaking communities in the coast.

What are YOU doing to make Canadians feel unwelcome in our country?

putting up a "23 YEARS" sign in their yards

lol

I've only had good experiences with Canadians who've come to Finland.

Thoughts on this?

thats been around for months, if not a year

I'm voting Trump.

At least she was not flat chested.

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Can you lads imagine how good these two whores are at dick-sucking?

Pacific Northwest seems to rule

i'd let you fuck me.

is this least watched or something? No way that much could be green

What the fuck is up with that camera angle? They have tiny arms and long fucking heads.

Gonna smoke weed and listen to this
youtu.be/RScZrvTebeA

probably not that good at all tbqh

Wtf where did you get a picture of my phone you fucking spic. You have 5 seconds to answer.

Link?

It's a meme map I'm p sure

Listen to this instead or better yet watch the movie

youtube.com/watch?v=8J5ptf0POnA

>tfw you go into a mood of flow
>feel creative energy coursing through you
>listening to music you love
>feeling like the whole universe lies at your feet
>feeling unstoppable and full of love
Is this how it feels when you do drugs?

Cred Forums x

Can you lads imagine a doggystyle with the bitch wearing blue panties

Holy DAAAMN

shit map

Looks boring

Saw a porn a few months back where a girl had sex with a dog. I work at a pet shop and frequent /an/, and I still haven't been able to look at dogs the same since.

I find humankind to be one of the most beautiful things

If we have a creator, we are truly his finest work

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Hi Netherlands.

>Implying dinosaurs weren't better

k

Mankind, when scrutinized, are rarely more than plain 'mediocre.' They're undoubtedly flawed in some way or another. If there's some magnum opus by God, it's certainly in the stars

>not capable of drawing porn
>no nukes
>no Broadway musicals
lmao

God's finest job is the cosmos itself

I REALLY NEED TO EAT A SHIT

How do you know dinosaurs didn't have those

>broadway musicals

Dinosaurs were so good that when they started reaching for the stars to take down the oppressive father-like God that emcompassed the earth, God had to destroy them once and for all. God represented fire in the bible, appear in front of moses as a burning bush while his angels were often bright like fire. There's no doubt God took the dinosaurs out because they truly were made in his vision, so much, that they have become more powerful than god himself.
>proofs?

When will I be able to make my own gf

>needing nukes
They're fugging dinosaurs! What are they gonna do with nukes? Bomb the stegosauruses?

make out with me ill be your gf

>I find humankind to be one of the most beautiful things
Especially huge-dicked muscular nigger bulls who fuck your platonic girlfriend's cunt bloody, am I right you fucking faggot?

How did animals evolve enough to achieve flight, anyway? Like when did they say "Lol bye bye land"?

How much longer until this gets claimed as an ebin new meme
Will it sleep as long as shart did?

A-are u a cute girl?

It's all the little things that make it so grand though. The little acts of kindness and the big decisions for how we live our lives. And how it interplays with those close to us

If they couldn't touch the creator, and they were wiped out by the creator, then they were subject to the creator

Please leave

>He didn't enjoy the Book of Mormon
>He didn't enjoy Cats
>He didn't enjoy Wicked
>""""""best"""""" coast
That's not important now
those filthy furthings in the trees

is this a good movie

Over the line

>There is no doubt that Mexicans, filled with dignity, willingness and ability to work, are doing jobs that not even blacks want to do there in the United States.
What do you think about this?
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>Cats
>Wicked

Proof that birds (modern day dinosaurs) are more evolutionarily related to God than humans: They developed the gene seed to fly.
(as to answer your question, probably like how bats learned it which is from gliding a lot until you learn to flap them like sugargliders and a few snakes in south east asia which can also glide through air but can't quite fly. I'm not sure the snakes will ever develop flight but hey they try

square up nigga

9/10 - it's ok

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Have you visited the j list?

lets go

right now

Do you think people could use their feet like hands (a la primates) if they tried hard enough?

Meddl Loide

Have u ever seen a native American

>I'm not sure the snakes will ever develop flight but hey they try
ssssssoooonnnn

Ask a libertarian voting for Hillary anything.

Armless people can afaik.
I see one once a year.

me on the right laughing

Yes. One of my good friends is from a Sioux plantation

I think people who lost their arms learned to do that

I wonder what they do when their gf asks for a fingering. Put their foot in?

pshh
I knew a black girl who was 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.1 chereoke

Was she cute?

*reservation

Very. Had a big forehead though. also was a weeb

I once knew a girl with a foot fetish. A guy offered to suck her feet. She offered to suck his dick.

Getting sick of warm weather

I was sick of it right away

What are you doing to help support a reemergence of a united Fascist Croatia?

shitposting like a madman

watching anime

That's quite thoughtful of her

Eating a shit

>Also was a weeb
I'm starting to think all black are secretly weebs

There is always some aspect of selfishness in selflessness. We're altruistic for our own benefit, it should be clear from the moment we're born that we're self-centered. Despite that, I suppose it's better to look passed flaws than to focus on them too much. and flaws included, I suppose there's few subjects more interesting or worthy of study than our own kind

wimp

>secretly
Soon the ninja will run the prison gangs

>look for an anime on Blu-ray
>there are multiple versions
Nigga, which one do I get?!

>tfw friends wont let me call our group 'the squad'

>you're not black unless you're a filthy hoodrat

this is why white america needs to kill all niggers regardless of social status

That's a good thing

What was going through his mind when he did this?

Don't forget to report all racism posts!

>mfw we were "The Crew" in elementary school
>mfw I could still talk to people
I want to go back

>I will protest for my people
>No food or drink till we cats have what we desire
>You will not force me eat, human. Meet my demands.
or something

youtube.com/watch?v=LTunhRVyREU

Based germanfag

It's just a joke calm down

Ask an anarcho-nationalist anything.

I need to drink a piss

how's high school treating you?

government is a necessary evil. do you honestly believe that the American majority could manage themselves without some minimal form of government?

Tits or gtfo

There was this incident in the cafeteria the other day where everyone started confessing their secrets. Dancing nerds, baking athletes, everything was out of control.

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Government =/= statism.

Hi,

I think good acts have inherent value regardless of the underlying motivation. I don't think egoism and selfishness taints us. It's simply part of who we are.

>tfw high test alpha

gonna vote for ANONYMOUS

humanityparty.com/

Fascism is the best form of government.

yes

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>Fascism is the best form of government.

I really do love my tulpa daughter unconditionally, but I get super depressed thinking about how I'll never really be able to take her to Chuck E. Cheese for her birthday.

I think the best form of government is one based on an omega-level supercomputer that continually calculates how to create the best possible life for each citizen and rules with absolute and decisive power. The perfect selfless leader, impossible to hack and impossible to corrupt.

what could possibly go wrong

>Not absolute Monarchy

pleb

>have only $25 for meals until Thursday
hahaha dollar pizza slices every day amirite

extermination of all sentient life on earth WHEN?

I've barely drank any soda since I moved to NYC because it's so expensive ;_;

Broke my chain of 18 straight days of Little Caesar's yesterday. Gonna celebrate by going back tonight.

how many syrian refugees are left?

cook yourself ya dummy
big batch of goulash or something

also 25 for 4 days lmao what are you eating, 4 meals a day?

>Little Caesar's
That's non even pizza m8

I know, and can see where you're coming from to an extent. The current US government has no right to govern, in the semantic sense. It has become a distinct entity from the people, so naturally does not reflect the common interest, only extending its own power by reducing the people's.
It's not true to its Ancient Greek and Latin etymology, suggesting that governments should be a driving or propelling force. Under false governments, civilizations can't flourish. Our captains are just unfit, and most should be thrown overboard. But why let that give government a bad name? Hobbes' contract theory has more meat to support it than Locke's— order must be enforced.
I don't believe in statism, just enforcement of natural rights, e.g. the interdependent rights to well-being and liberty. Only courts (with lobbying barred, and punishable by a swift Machiavellian approach) military and police should be recognized as government institutions. What do you propose?

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I eat 1 meal per day

Food is expensive m8, $10 for a bowl of ramen + tip, $11 for a meal at McDonald's, etc.

I think it makes no sense to think it would turn against the subjects it depends on. It's a symbiotic relationship

To be fair though we can't fathom how a supercomputer with 10000 IQ will compute humanity

Good point

then buy a can of tomatoes, some cubed beef, onion and garlic, spices, cook a big ol pot of goulash and bowl of rice every day
you can literally cook for four days for the price of 1.5 ramenz

I admit, I think you're right. Morality can't be established without faith, but that faith doesn't necessarily have to be in a creator. Just in your fellow man should be good enough. That seems to work in the Nordic countries, considering they're good & true to each other. It's likelier easier for you to tell than me. You can't let your guard down by much in most of the US.

Think I'm gonna just buy a few bags of frozen food

lazy fat fucker

I propose that police should be privatized, all criminal offenses are dealt with as civil cases and that our two top priorities as a nation should be our military and teachers. There's so many things we could do, but it basically comes down to a government led by the people without statists tearing the country apart.

I'm not even fat m8

Should I shine a high powered green laser light at a helicopter and hope they don't find me?

I WANT HIM TO FUCK ME

>military

you know if you hadn't actively tried to turn the whole world into a warzone for the past 70 years you could spend money on other things

I always wasted one of those, but the purple one

What happens then?

I'm making the next thread boys, if someone else makes it I will find your IP and take you offline. I've got a 2000 computer botnet so don't fuck with me.

And trust me, I'd like to change that around by making the country isolationist. We don't need to be the world police.

Then the beam blinds the pilot or something. people get arrested for doing that

already made it

vote trump my friend

Trump wants to spend more on military though. Seemingly for no reason

>Vote for the candidate who wants to continue to be the world police, only now making countries cough up money for our "services"
Trump does not care about the people. If we all asked him to change one of his policies, he'd say "tough."

>anarcho
ok
>nationalism
kys

You can't deny, he's one hell of an attractive guy.

His reasoning is to make us friggin scary, and I can get behind that. The problem is, he carries a big stick without speaking softly.

I'm voting for Trump and nobody can stop me

vote trump my friend

No

myn name is Mixcoatl

You don't need to spend more money to make the US scary, just flaunt the current toys some more. If anything it's fearmongering, the idea that China or Russia are legitimate military threats is nonsense, it's only spread as propaganda for people who want to profit from a larger budget. But the current budget is already tremendous, the US is still technologically ahead, the navy is huge, there are military bases everywhere.

so you're not gonna vote at all?
because voting hillary would make you a literal retard
she is the devil's cocksucker

But any country can easily overtake us if they suddenly have a huge surge in technology/manpower, and when that day comes, I want us to be able to defend ourselves against the rest of the world combined.

>If you stand with her you stand with the devil
This post is ass.

I am currently erect.

show us your cock

German genocide when

>18 straight days of eating the same fucking food
What the fuck?

soon brother

WE

More like German suicide.

dope track, too bad free will isn't real though

youtube.com/watch?v=bpOyQhgM1FU

WUZ

I'm becoming a girl Idc what anyone says anymore I have been suffering for years.

Fuck all of u

>being an Abo

It's called an addiction, faggot!

>trump
>world police candidate
he's openly criticized the idea of interventionism because that's what got the world into the messes of libya, afghanistan and of course iraq (which hillary supported btw)

I'd post a fedora meme here but I deleted that folder

BIRACIAL

Kys

lewd

what's with this underlying us and them mentality?

>LMM

In his book Crippled America, he talks about how he wants to be paid to be the world police.

Lmm died when he went to Syria to join isis

you've got your tripfags wrong, that was the sheikh

1. John Hanson (a Moor) was actually the 1st President of the United States, he served from 1781 – 1782 and he was black. The new country was actually formed on March 1, 1781 with the adoption of The Articles of Confederation.
As President, Hanson ordered all foreign troops off American soil, as well as removal of all foreign flags. He established the Great Seal of the United States, which all Presidents since have been required to use on all Official Documents. He declared that the 4th Thursday of every November to be Thanksgiving Day, which is still true today. Even though elected, one variable that was never thought through was that America was not going to accept a Black President during the heart of the enslavement period. Enter George Washington.

2. Thomas Jefferson was the 3rd President of the United States, he served from 1801 – 1809 and he was black. His mother a half-breed Indian squaw and his father a mulatto from Virginia.

3. Andrew Jackson served from 1829 – 1837 and he was black. His mother was a white woman from Ireland who had Andrew Jackson with a black man.

4. Abraham Lincoln served from 1861 – 1865 and he was black. His mother was from an Ethiopian Tribe and his father was an African American.

5. Warren Harding was the 28th President of the United States, he served from 1921 – 1923 and he was black. Harding never denied his ancestry.
When Republican leaders called on Harding to deny his “Negro” history, he said, “How should I know whether or not one of my ancestors might have jumped the fence?”

6. Calvin Coolidge served from 1923 – 1929 and he was black. He proudly admitted that his mother was dark but claimed it was because of a mixed Indian ancestry. His mother’s maiden name was “Moor.”

7. Dwight E. Eisenhower was the 33rd President of the United States, he served from 1953 – 1961 and he was black. His mother, Ida Elizabeth Stover Eisenhower, an anti-war advocate, was half black.

NEW!

The emphasis of that point is that we will be fairly compensated for defending other nations and having allied nations contribute their fair share

I get Dairy Queen quite often since it's cheap and good, but I can't imagine eating it 18 days in a row, let alone Little Caesars.