Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

万華鏡みたいだ
乙

Ce n'est pas un fil.

英語を教えてください、先生!

Can't sleep
Help

fuck the cantonese world

抜く

fap

お前らにモンスターガールで抜く権利をやろう、この中から好きなのを選べ

(´・ω・`)
Fap to what?

しょた

peru you will be moving to guangzhou and doing business in hong kong, right? you need to be fluent in cantonese.

sorry poopoo

それはない

>listeing
what did they mean by this

They play an audio file 3 times and you have to answer questions about what happened

The last few tests have used audio straight from the genki workbook which we're meant to do for homework so it really tests your memorisation more than listening ability if you're smart enough to catch on

it's a mud ball

なぜ? (´・ω・`)

This is a pen

Imagine tiny shobons jumping over a fence. Count 100 of them in your head.

a korean, a japanese, and a chinese all work at google in california

there is a big meeting. they all run into each other and meet for the first time. they ask where each other are from

what happens next?

ショタは抜けない

ちょっとでもマンコ痒かったら洗うよ

are you a western asian?
kek
how does it feel to see the white dick fucking your sister?
call me poopoo again and I wil make you cry with my comments, ABC guy

That's scary as fuck

なるほど・・・

でもショタはかわいい

shoo shoo Peru

Do not fear the shobon.

kekekekekek

no, I am white peru. did i strike a chord?

hate the shobon

Because he's white?

You're a racist.

prove you are hate

>peru wants to be the only latino-jewish male in guangdong province to create a successful startup with a team of chinks and gooks working under him in his IT team as coders
>it will never happen

>so many obsessive gaijins in these threads
why?

*white

Is Kamen your boyfriend?

lol only the nerdiest and shittiest Americans are obsessed with japan, thanks for taking care of our trash desu

Where can I beat up commies in Japan?

>Archaeologists have found the world's oldest fish hooks in a cave on the Japanese island of Okinawa.
>The pair, dating from about 23,000 years ago, were carved from sea snail shells and found with other ancient relics, according to a paper.

They're simply on another level compared to the rest of us.

僕は日本人だよ
僕はチンコがたくさん小さい
小さいチンコから、明日自殺すると思う

生まれ変わったら、カンガルーになるんだな

please speak japanese

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僕は今日本語を話しています

Can't find any is gay Paris?

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here's me fucking an asian girl in a homemade porn film i secretly filmed :^)

>those fat hands

You should not beat up people, The F.

It's considered unkind across most cultures.

Bloody oath mate!

ウゥッフ!

Are you sure?
Didn't you speak Kiswahili?

pussy

それは違うぞ!

ニャン〜〜

post film

A S U K A

ASS KA

What?

that's funny

twitter.com/NonSectarianRad
What is this commie talking about Japan?

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They are all same.

それは違うぞ!

皆今夜は何で起きてる?

There was a happening in the US again
Not a good day at all for the US today

fucking bot

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does this creature wield a penis?

Objection!

Let's be honest, user. Does that really matter to you?

ちんこむぎゅう

I ... er .... well ... shut up!

I'm glad no one actually died except for the ISIS guy in Minnesota, cause it's been a really good day for me, would hate for something major to happen to ruin it

>it's been a really good day for me, would hate for something major to happen to ruin it
If you hold your soup outstretched with both hands like that, fate's gonna roll by and take a dump in it eventually, Mayuyu.

My "today was a good day"s are so few and far between that chances of terrorist attacks and mass killings during them are pretty slim t͏bh

日本人はどこだ!?
姿を見せろ!

眠いです

お早うござ・・・うっ
映画みたいな夢を見たよ。
主人公ーたぶん私。
ヒーローープーチン大統領。
私はプーチンに親近感を抱いてしまった。
何でこんな夢みたんだろうw

Did nobody you know get killed in south central LA?

hi, limey

General shootings in the US are like background noise

you were referring to the song, got it as I hit post

いい日本人はみんな死んだよ

こ、こんばんは

youtube.com/watch?v=4kdwUOlihDA

this mix changed my life

today I didn't even have to use my AK, I gotta say it was a good day

いじめないで!ぼくわるい日本人じゃないよ!

The only good Japanese is a dead Japanese, Fuck you

Post what you're listening to right now

youtube.com/watch?v=UXWgSQ1GxWs

How do you manage to spend so much time here?

I don't have to work kek

So you spend all your free time here?

KEK no, I play piano, basketball, lift and study languages in my spare time.

I'm just not a wagey

assisted suicide should be allowed by the goverment
what if the kid didnt wanted to born?
people should not have the right to bring another slave to the system

What do Japanese think of this band? Sakanaction

I really like it, it's quite comfy, but I don't understand a word

youtube.com/watch?v=iqrwN-HhnC8

it comes, season of crickets
it makes pepe happy

>Needing help from the government to kill yourself
Just buy a rat killer, drink it, and goodnight sweet prince

youtube.com/watch?v=IZSRzseb3vg

How's Thai coming along, Ryan?

42 is too old to be listening to nigger music. Especially for a white boy weeaboo from Redwood City, California

ZZZ ...

poopooPeroo doesn't have the money for Rat Killer

Is it actually you fucking antifa?
twitter.com/MayuyuTetsu1

Ey mates

come here

Were you trying to find me on twitter lmao?

nah I was just cringing on the HT #Antifa and I saw this jap 2chroach account

ラメンを飲む

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Looks like he has the money for frog killer though

jap?

im home from london btw

French?

What do you do for a living, my man?
Someday I hope to be able to stay at home doing nothing but shitposting all day like you do

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You should come to France and touch my peepee, desu.

Hi jap.

Family money or lottery, why do you even ask. These are the only ways that exist to have money not doing anything.

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Fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=L343dzWizmk

Are you a soldier of our lord saviour Jesus Christ?

I'm secretly part of the new inquisition.

His real name is Ryan. He has a vlog on youtube called Ryan Boundless. His youtube videos net him a profit off of google affiliate marketing. He also has a lot of subscribers from youtube paying him some money on patreon.

He said he saved about 60k before he left Japan, so he's probably living off of that and about $800-$1000 give or take that he makes off youtube. Notice in his recent videos about Thailand, he eats very small meals and tries to be as frugal as possible. kek

KEK

Why did he leave Japan?

He claims he got tired of the daily English teacher grind there, but more likely he couldn't fuck young Japanese girls anymore as a broke and ageing 42 year old English teacher

i dont want to believe this this guy is so pathetic even by Cred Forums standards

台風でかない?
連休なのに勘弁してくださいよ~

Ryan isn't in Thailand

いい感じに直撃だな

He only went to Cambodia for a visa run for a few days. He's already back in Thailand now

そう来るとは思っていなかった

>Q: I have one: I've lived in Tokyo for about 10 months now, and sometimes, in restaurants or convenience stores, the employees will try to use English. Partly out of habit and partly because I'm trying to be nice, I reply in Japanese. It's come to my attention (from my Japanese wife) that this is rude, & I should reply in English when this happens. Kanadajin3, your thoughts?

>A: actually its VERY rude for them to speak English to you. They are discriminating baced on looks, and acting on it. This is wrong. It hardly happens to me, but when it does, I used to say "can't you speak Japanese?" and they usually say "shitsurei shimashita" and bow and apologise and realize what they did wrong. Now I kinda started replying a different way,, "I am Japanese " and then they also say sorry. You need to tell them right away, stop with it, its best to say I dont speak English, they will learn never to do this again and treat people =. If people NEED to speak English they will walk into the store and request it. Theres no excuse of trying to be helpful or what not. Its not helpful/. I get white and black customers every day, 99% of people speak Japanese just normal, its no excuse what so ever that they are so brainwashed to use English. They are simply trying to show off the little skills they have, and don't have basic manners when it comes to treating people the same.

Is this really the Thai poster?

youtube.com/watch?v=1pBXXw9xfbY

I want proof

カエルの絵ってなんのやつなの?

じゃあクマーでも

ナチスのかえるぺぺって呼んでいる

Ryan Boundless seems like the sort of person who would come up to you in public and try to have a conversation, and despite you giving one word answers and refusing to make eye contact, he'd just stand around for 20 minutes talking at you about things.

>both hate japan
>both speak and read japanese
>both fucked in the head
>thai poster claimed he lived in japan at one point
>claimed he used to love japan but something changed his mind
>thai poster also said he was american once before he realized his slip up and started pretending to be british

gee I wonder

日本語わ難しだ。

おはいよ日本人。

元気ですか?

ねこわあまりますか?

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ねこがあまりますか*

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why do women with the surname fukushima look so pretty?

>tfw you wan't born in America

youtube.com/watch?v=9bi7ncIp9M8

ありがとう、ググれた

可愛さが足りない

*weren't

>91 days left
youtube.com/watch?v=rxCeAtWVQEg

hold me anons

youtube.com/watch?v=30nfka8J8Y0
考えさせることだな

hhhhhnnnnnnnnggggg

だれですか?

それ感じいつ日本人彼女が余りません

whats this mean? /djt/ on Cred Forums is full of white weebs who can't tell and told me it's shorthand for ニーガのケツ穴を舐めたい which i doubt

only losers quit and Im not quitting

youtube.com/watch?v=FCctqbRrsBQ

えひ、、凶???
sorry, I can't read

i'm a dumbass, i just realized it's probably supposed to be written in the language of the fantasy world they're in. it looked japanese-ish to me

but you're a loser

>VLC
kill yourself my man

how are down syndrome people in japan? do mongols with mongolism get super powers?

ごめん、誰かは分からない。

tfw you have no american gf
why you live

By the way, 日本人の彼女がいない時のあの気持ち is much better, I think.

looks like an orangutan.

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intimidation

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名前をisac(アイザック)にしてほしい

>気持ち
How is this pronounced?

Also girls are pretty much the same all over rhe world. I just like dem N A D E S H I K O ~ A E S T H E T I C S. Hmm that'd make a good name for a vaporwave album.

Im not a loser Im the brown dragon of asia

oh i see

I'm glad they took you early, so you don't have to see what the rest of us have become.

1. rude
2. vlc works well

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>do mongols with mongolism get super powers?
nah, it cancels itself out

that's why you never see them

気持ち is pronounced like きもち(kimochi)。

Nadeshiko-ish girls are literally everywhere in Japan, but especially in Kyoto and Nara, I think.

btw,
There is a word of ところで in Japanese.
ところで is ところ+で(particle).
Replace Japanese word with English word, it is 'at the place'.
Though it is not identified the place.
It is just similar that 'by the way' is not identified the way.

話を切り替える際に、どちらも同様に対象の指定をしないのだろう。
英単語を解析する前に日本語の形態素を解析を知るべきだろう。日英話者というなら日本語を知らなければ

Wie alt sind Sie, Herr Autist?

oh ok. That's a pronounciation I've never seen before. Why is Japanese so easy to speak(pronounce) but so hard to read and write?

Such a tragedy. There are no Nadeshiko-esque girls in the west but Japanese from Japan don't like brown guys. Oh well. At least you still have a chance Genji-san! Date the girl of your dreams! For both of us!

touch my big clito

sound like fun です 先輩

N-no homo

youtube.com/watch?v=5InHLAraLgQ

I want to visit Japan to find a girlfriend or at least lose my virginity. I could take Japanese classes. Do you think it's worth it? Is it hard to meet pure girls who speak English/German?

Do you love Japan

English pronunciation and intonation are too hard for Japanese.
I wish I would be American.

youtube.com/watch?v=x-lJyQ5wZSQ

Yes. Not as much as most people here, but I love Japanese women.

Why is Turkish so pleasing to the ears?

twitch dot tv/dkoseoglu

ニュートン?

Asking to European weeboo, you will get that answer.
Oh, that is reason why you ask the question in this thread?

Wo lernen Sie die Japanische Sprache?

Perhaps English language learners maybe want to say without their thoughts.
However in the case of that, a part of Japanese will be wrong.

>Warudo waido

How tall are you
Do you have blonde hair and blue eyes?

魚食べるの?

Sushi

1,80, brown hair, green eyes
I don't look bad, but I'm a little autistic

もちろん
タコもクジラも食うぜ

I don't know. English was my first language so im kinda biased but it doesn't seem hard to pronounce, and it's not a tonal language so tone doesn't matter. The hard thing about English is that we have bout 6million words and none of them are pronounced how they're spelled. Even native speakers have a problem with that though.

俺は魚を食べない。
牛と豚と鳥を食べる。

Is it?
Türkçe öğrenmek istiyorum.

phoneme of the ending of a word is easy to say.

わかりません毎回お願いします

People who self-assess as "a little autistic" tend to actually be "very autistic indeed"

Come to my prefecture
I live in Kanagawa

>Türkçe öğrenmek istiyorum.

Please vocaroo

english pronounciation is pretty hard because it has stressed accent and because spelling and reading aren't fully related.

Which part don't you understand, English or Turkish or Japanese?

That's just because you're french and french is a low energy language. Sylable stressing doesn't matter as much as you think. People will still understand without the stresses and often times they're just for emphasis. But yes our written language is pants on head retarded. It actually infuriates me that we haven't reformed it yet.

vocaroo.. no pls

トルクチェ オーレンメキスティヨルム

The whole post. I don't understand what you meant by it. Please elaborate.

are you a girl? I'm an autistic virgin, is that a problem for you?

Hmm, I see
I guess it is similar that Japanese don't know how to read Chinese characters sometimes

>bout 6million words
never forget

I got it.
That was for Japanese English learners.
That is a story that even if English grammar is understandable, Japanese grammar is not understandable.
Perhaps, foreigners don't know such a situation.
Don't care about it.

So hot she's in core meltdown, poisoning the water supply for centuries.

Why would you want to be here

Ah ok. I get it now.

わかりました

sorry for the confusion

Has anyone here lost his virginity in Japan?
I remember a thread on Krautchan where some guys said how easy and good it was.
I don't want to be a sex tourists but Japanese girls are so cute and I think I feel more comfortable with them.

Would you date an average looking woman?

>tfw you wan't born in ENGERLAND

youtube.com/watch?v=dnlXil5ZtF8

it's ok. I'm sure that you get confused with our bad japanese too. It's all good.

お母さん! まんこくっださい!

i think she is little bit old

How old is too old for a Japanese? Keep in mind that white people age at the speed of light.

She's only 20 though (19 in that photo)

一緒に兄弟になろう

I'm the one playing persona 5 here?
>tfw you still aren't proficient enough to easily read words like 太鼓持ち

Why isn't she wearing underwear?

今度は私の番。もう一回、です。おっしゃっている意味がわかりません。

Goddamn

15
In Japan if you are female and unmarried by 16 you are called an old woman and then sold in a used goods market with a complimentary bag of sweet potatoes

Really?
Perhaps, Because Japanese women have Heavy makeup, I thought that
I'm so sorry

I meant to say I don't know, one more tkme please. I'm not very good at Japanese.

current snack

White women are legitimately only good until about age 22. Then they spoil like milk. The woman in the picture IS wearing heavy makeup.

Well, now you can use my answer as a blueprint to ask such questions.

fatty

But I still don't understand.

It's the drugs, alcohol, and sex. They don't age fast if they stay away from it.

it looks like Takoyaki in thumbnail

Why do you even need Japanese?

Sounds delish desu senpai

>Use by 19/09
You better drink that milk chocolate really fast.

Are the stars thingies edible?

vidya, eromanga, Nadeshiko pussy.

>19/09
Silly brit. It's 9/11. Is ok. I teach you.

Because Japan is the only relevant Asian nation and Chinese is a gutter language so complicated even they don't understand it

Highly poisonous. You actually need to take your time and remove each one of them before eating or else you will die instantly.

good
It looks delicious
thnx

yes

itll be ok for tomorrow

theyre profiteroles シュークリーム

Isn't that just a normal property of British """"""""""cuisine""""""""""?

フリー・ウィリーを見てくださいよ!!

シャチは喰わねぇよ!

「シャチ」か
単語を習った(笑)

This is runes of another world.
We can not read it.

イルカは喰うんだけどな
まぁ、はっきり言って不味いんだあれ

次の言葉をよく肝に銘じておけ, the only reliable way to learn it is via pursuing your weaboo passion, m8.

まあ、豚と何が違うね?牛も
豚が賢いらしい

Good evening everyone!

How was your day?
What did you eat today?

I love you all!

It gets in the way.

If she lost 30lbs, got a new haircut, and took a really long nap, she'd be okay looking.

こんばんわ

大丈夫です

食べません

あなたわ変なですね

>and took a really long nap
She's just from Russia, they all look constantly exhausted for some reason (I think it's the general stress of living in Russia).

I want to cook a nice meal for you!

Is it true that Japanese work really hard all the time even when they don't have to? I couldn't imagine a life like that. For jnstance I'm at work right now. This is all I do all day. And I get paid $15/hr as long as the office doesn't get burned down and I don't piss off my boss/investors/people who do less than me but get paid more. In Japan would I have to be working myself to death for $15/hr(¥1500-1700)?

>for some reason

what is vodka

NO! FUCK YOU! I'LL COOK FOR YOU AND CUDDLE YOU!

B-but user... I'm shy!

In the worst case, You have to work for less than $7-8/hr
In actually, some Japanese hire other asians as almost slaves

Can you survive on minimum wage in Japan?

she is beautiful.

they can just eat, have clothes, have a phone.
but that's it.
They can't marriage or cultural life

Bite the pillow here comes liberty!
Fuck all of that noise. No wonder you have so many fucking neets. You can't even live in Japan.
White women are not beautiful. Do not spread this lie please and thank you.

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t. weeb

fat arms

>Japan sucks
>t. weeb
k

Would you date a girl who had a bigger penis than you?

I wouldn't date a girl with a smaller one.

Women are beautiful.

During my first japanese class at my uni, japanese exchange students came to make a presentation on yukata and festivals and gave us japanese candies. They were all wearing yukata and were so CUTE!

most women are pretty ugly desu. Anyone can look good with makeup.

I'd date
-women with vaginas
-men with penis (smaller or bigger than mine)
-women with penis (smaller or bigger than mine)

I would NOT date
-Men with vaginas

HOW INTOLERANT! TRADEAU WILL HEAR OF THIS!

How's the otokanoko scene is Japan? Any good boipucci?

He is not a girl but a faggot

>I would NOT date
>-Men with vaginas

Maybe...

BAD GOYIM-KUN

Maybe a cute guy but not a muscular guy. I like muscular guys because they have great penis area. If you take that out I prefer cute.

He's a faggot who'd hold you down and fuck you in the butt, which I think makes you the faggier one.

futanari is not gay

arent girls with pee pees just men?

Quick!
what are some good places (UK) where I can buy a kotatsu

I've had a sperg moment and really want one all of a sudden

All that matters is cuteness. Cuteness is the one truth!

i will make new thread

NEW THREAD

better than no penis

sauce me and I'll answer

I am winning this thread

>brought it back to page 1

Should have saged

fuck

ぶmp

fuck off

Does anybody here know a good place to watch Japanese films with English subtitles?

I'm trying to find the film Kagemusha subbed, but I cannot. Even English websites that have the movie are without subtitles.

learn japanese, it's easy.

hello guys