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*blows up thread*
British colony
got called a pervert in la senza
Just a pizza? No sides/drink?
I've gone off Dominos, Papa John's is much better.
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do tell
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>this 8/10 qt watches anime
not even joking literally ctrl-f anime
Lads... its time to start watching anime.
who /emptyinside/ here?
>4kids
nonce
browsing the prozzy listings lads
>I also game with my friends, mainly FIFA, Skyrm and Minecraft. I don't own my own system but I intend to when I've finished my degree. Not a huge fan of shooting games though as I find them a bit tedious but I will make an exception for fallout.
>I guess I'm a nerd at heart :)
dropping the ball
she called me a pervert
ah yes, it's an everyone on /brit/ has fantastically large sized penises far bigger than the national average episode
anyone want to go on a date with me?
>Longest Relationship: Over 3 years
mmm no thx x
twisted dough balls which are meh
do tell
Some of the prisoners from other categories who were also addicted to this habit were transferred to them. With one stroke the homosexual epidemic ended. Even though now and then this unnatural activity took place, they were only isolated cases. In their barracks they were so carefully watched that it was impossible to engage in these activities.
I still can remember one incredible case.
A Rumanian prince who lived in Munich with his mother had become a public disgrace because of his unnatural behavior. In spite of all the political and social considerations shown him, the publicity which he brought on himself had become intolerable. He was sent to Dachau. The police thought that his excessive sexual wickedness had made him disgusted and bored with women, and that he had turned to homosexuality in order to get a new thrill. Himmler believed that hard work and the strict life in a concentration camp would soon cure him.
The minute he arrived he attracted my attention without my knowing what was wrong with him. The way his eyes roamed everywhere, the way he jumped at the slightest noise, and his feminine, dancer-like movements made me suspect that he was a true homosexual. He started to cry when the Kommandant barked at him in a very harsh tone as he was being presented to the Kommandant, as all new prisoners were. He didn't want to shower because he said he was ashamed to undress. We discovered rather quickly why, when he undressd. His entire body, from his neck to his wrists ankles, was tattooed wltn pornographic pictures. these tattoos depicted every kind of sexual perversion that the human mind could possibly invent, even, curiously, normal sexual intercourse with women. He was a living picture book. Researchers of human sexuality would have gotten some new and unusual material for their research. During his questioning, he admitted that he had been tattooed in every seaport in Europe and America.
cont.
might fuck an asian prozzie
Yeah they're dry as fuck
Try Papa John's mate you'll love it
>I also game with my friends, mainly FIFA, Skyrm and Minecraft.
fucking casuals
would rather have a slag cock carousel veteran la?
alri rasheed haha x
Shouldn't we just return Gibraltar?
i was being a pervert
First man to deadlift 1000lbs:
Andy Bolton (Leeds)
First man to deadlift 1100lbs:
Eddie Hall (Stoke)
What makes northern english men so strong, alpha, powerful?
they took meateor off the menu from my local dominos
fucked me right up
He became sexually aroused, especially when someone touched him, as when his sexual tattoos were being photographed by the police. All tattoo marks had to be recorded for the state criminal police files. I told his room senior that he was personally responsible for this prisoner and that he was never to let him out of his sight. After a few hours I went to check on this strange character, and I was immediately approached by the room senior, who begged me to relieve him of this responsibility. He said that the newcomer was truly driving him crazy. The prince stood in front of the stove the entire time, just staring off into nowhere. When anyone came near him or just touched him in order to move him out of the way, he became sexually aroused and began to masturbate. I took him to the doctor. As the doctor began to ask him questions about his strange condition, he became aroused again. He explained that since his earliest childhood he had suffered from very strong sexual impulses he could never completely satisfy, no matter what he did. He was constantly looking for new ways to try to satisfy these impulses.
Uganda be kidding me
8" length
6.5" girth
Cum within 2 minutes
I genuinely feel guilty for wasting such a good cock. I would honestly trade my penis for a basic bitch 5 incher if it meant I could last longer
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only when spain return all of these
got me a gf lads, my first tbqh
is nice, very nice indeed.
you do realise if someone is in a relationship for 3 years they'll have a lot more sex than a single person
could heem both of 'em
NOOOOOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOONN'TTTTT AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGG
>Stoke
>north
I think you need to end yourself and quick
Explain this pic to me. Does it mean that language of Dickenses works consists of purely Germanic vocabulary?
what does she look like user
>Northerners are primitive mouth-breathers
quelle surprise
>this kills the spine
French Creole edition
didn't read one iota of her essay
pof.com
84% lad
how do you properly lick a fanny lads
>trying to claim midlands
absolutely fucking howling
stoke is the main part where the north starts
t. true midlander
Congratulations on approval for the gf licence. I passed the theory but failed practical twice now. Think the examiner failed me on purpose.
LADS are there traps on grindr?
With one person you fucking idiot. That's 3 years shes not going to clubs. bars and social events a single woman. 3 years not using tinder, 3 years not racking up sexual partners.
Would MUCH rather a girl that had a bf before me than a girl that had shagged a random guy once before me
When it comes to a partner's past a lot of sex with one person is highly preferable to less sex with many people you fucking cuck
Sister uploaded this to FB last night
Punch it before hand to get it nice, soft and swollen
>user
FOY
imagine if the bar snapped in half and flicked him in the nuts hahaha x
it means that the most commonly used words are of Old English origin
English doesn't even sound French. We don't communicate using all the French scientific jargon we stole and anglicized.
Stokies identify as midlanders
Stoke is not the North, you pakis in London might think that, but then your geography is as shit as your hygiene skills.
yeah I know
but lets not pretend someone whos been in a long term relationship is somehow pure
can't think of anybody she looks like
pretty, in shape, massive eyes, strong jaw line, avg. height.
Sex/sleeping with a gf is quite different to hook-ups, never knew how comfy it could be to fall asleep holding a girl.
You lads should try it.
my gf said she doesnt want to be my gf anymore
dont know how to feel about this
Everyone check this band out youtube.com
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trannies identify as woman
doesn't make it true
from worcestershire you nonce, stoke is culturally and geographically poorthern
quote me in a fedora post
stoke is quintessentially northern
really hope my flatmate forgives me eventually. he seems so unhappy with life in general and i think ive just made things worse. i dont know what im supposed to do.
would love to accidentally slap her tit out of her shirt
"in a fedora post"
- some belgian cunt
what did you do?
can't get over these divine chebs
looks alright for 31
Been texting this fat girl at work and she wants to shag me.
Just sent me this pic, really don't know what to do.
Considering the north finishes after Barnsley, this is not true.
Will not be taking applications from Midland scum
>oh no i've wasted my 20s on career bullshit and now my ovaries are about to dry up: the profile
Make a post worthy of a 'dora then you cretin
Wish we could have a meetup again, except all the normie lads bring their gfs and let us abnormies have a go tbqh
Literally never heard/seen the term 'chebs' outside of /brit/, think it might be a meme.
Seriously considering becoming a priest
A young hip priest like me could rise fast in the ranks, I could become the pope one day.
>thats her BEST angle
grim
get her to send a lewder one
send her the pic of that big girthy nob on the keyboard and pretend it's yours
hmmmm
I posted this last thread
interesting...
She's as peng as it gets that's for sure
She looks like a large dwarf.
nah don't bother lad
the church is afraid to stand up for itself and its beliefs these days
why yes I am a Yank
>Seriously considering becoming a priest
Takes years and involves learning how to drive a tractor
it's not
last two fridays had people round when he had work the day after, first occasion really irresponsible/drunk, second occasion was supposed to be me and two friends (rang him up and he was ok with it) but they brought others round and were still loud so he's rly annoyed again
and i said after first occasion it wouldnt happen again so its like fuck.
christ
what is a "peng ting" lads?
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not a fan of negresses 2bh
papists OUT
having a wank
not for me lad, try another one
>6'3, 29 stone
hands off you cheeky cunt
All been downhill in Ireland since they permitted abused women to get divorced in the 90s.
Stoke is in the Midlands. It's never been in the North, you idiotic fucking paki.
couldn't do a plank with 40kg because the top 20 plate would have slid off too easily, so i did just 20kg for 75 seconds x3
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ur mum
been using it irl for years
your friends clearly just aren't top lads
Looking for houses on sale in the north east 2bh
>priests but married with kids
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Oh really? Cool
*walks away and talks to someone more interesting*
her head looks like a good place for a bullet
>game starts good
>it turns into poleaboo: the game
she's white enough
I dont personally mind skin colour 2bh
prefer whites faces in general though
best thing about being good looking is getting away with stuff you normally wouldn't.
Just flipped out at my gf for no reason but she kept trying to kiss me and be my friend even though i was being a dick.
man the harpoons
*imagines you having a wank*
did he died?
was this the guy who left the note about having to work at the bar and you fucking up his anxiety
still creases me up
stoke is closer to manchester than birmingham
north as fuck
might aswell be scotland
>he doesn't accept gay priests in celibate relationships
check out this rasheed
what game
nah the abuses really fucked the church here
the useful idiots have unlimited ammo against the church forever now
walked up to some runts qt gf and asked her to be my gf
she said aye
haha runts btfo
>straps
>5 grams of steroids a week
>hitching
>strong
hmm i don't think so hunny
how can you tell if a girl is flirting with you cause genuinely interested or just cause she's finding it fun and shes bored and drunk
what a lad
haha kpop twat posted it again
Who is that?
If she's flirting with you, it's because she's drunk and doesn't know any better
Loser
>he accepts gays of any sort
ask her
priests should be allowed to marry
thats one thing pr*ddies are right about
>ask them if they're flirting with u
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yeah i never learn, this time i feel like ive been taken advantage of and manipulated by "friends" and now it's just really awkward at the flat again
just gonna get on with it tbf and try not to let it all bother me too much. and not take the piss again
maybe try and cut cocaine out completely cause it's fucking us all up
if you're over the age of 18 and still a virgin, how?
kek
>tfw gf loves me to bits
>she doesn't know she's a practice gf
Feeling guilty, boys
literally the way to caliphates
rasheed
don't get it desu
pinch her arse and she what she does
not
a
clue
try reverse searching
no girl has ever touched my doodle, except for my mum when i was born
>over the age of 18 and still a virgin
Still falling for memes I see
rate my cousin
not had friends since I was 14
n
not a fan
looks like hes shat himself or summat ennit
Fucking kek, Ben Caron is such a likeable dude.
He's like that doctor you like, dead relaxed and soothing and makes you feel chill.
don't get sucked in by the practice gf lad
why does my willy get bigger sometimes
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have a proper chat with him though, don't let it just simmer and act like it didn't happen
dude's gonna be upset, obviously, but it's only gonna get worse if you don't talk about it. Sure he'd appreciate it
what are you on about?
Its unnatural to live in a normal community but not be allowed to marry. Thats a lonely life
I understand monks being celibate but they live in their own secluded groups with other monks for support
ugly
wasnt that from when henry touched his leg, or was it someone else
not sure thats going to go down well, i did kiss her on the neck after she kissed me after leaving pub
Well looks like it's time to take a break from watching NFL and go have a wank haha
cannot wait to see what you'll come up with next
punching above my weight here
Birmingham and the surrounding areas is the only place with distinct enough culture to not fit into either the north or south (even if it is shitty scummy culture)
Stoke, Nottingham, Leicester etc. NONE of you are midlands stop trying to be part of some meme identity
Goal car
25k used
>he fell for the ''chebs' isns't a meme' meme
loooooool
Really genuinely like British culture and that but get out of the north to fuck
pretty grim la
which one is your sis?
>not 23
welp
yeah that's the one
right after it was announced that rodgers got sacked
Fuck off
Why do pakis come to Britain and think they can just start rewriting history and changing geography?
where in the world can I live a wholesome, traditional lifestyle?
i need some good company
so i will hang out with /brit/ for awhile...
hello... this is my first time here how do you do
she's a 6 at best my dude
alri Rasheed
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mommy 2bh
we did talk about it right after they left on the night to be honest, genuinely felt really fucking bad like a lot of self-loathing. he seemed more angry at the others than me but i still think he's irritated because he'll probably just think itll happen again and again now. i dont know what else i can say really.
all right lad
how's the day going?
fucking classic, think i was in college when i first saw it. started pissing myself in a lecture
africa
why on the neck?
because our british lefty cucks let them
goal body
amish towns
need any help? xx
picture is upside down. if you flip the picture 270degrees to see her face straight on its easy to tell that shes actually very ugly, looks a bit like shrek. you can do better than that
Starting a job tomorrow where one of the senior people thinks Adam sandler is hilarious and actually imitates his lines with his whiny voice
Actually might quit after the first day
Really genuinely like Irish culture but get out of the south to fuck
its really annoying when people re write history to try and make nonwhites feel welcome
Rasheeds buy BMWs
looks like a fucking troll doll
redpill me on the paralympics
2 and 4
i dunno, i was drunk haha. i just thought i'd kiss her back and it landed on her neck. she really didnt seem to care
2
When I was a kid, we used to make fun of BMW drivers because we had a gimmick that BMW stood for "black man's willy"
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*sits on cold toilet seat*
It's alright mate, my boss literally loves Clinton.
If she came in I wouldn't be shocked if he whipped her pants off, her nappy and colostomy bag off and licked out whatever the fuck Clinton has going on.
Was saying how inspiring she was because she could still campaign with pneumonia and how strong it was.
He's a great guy but honestly, fucking hell
Imagine being one of those people who buy a 03 plate BMW instead of a 12 plate peaugot because muh German whip
been working for 2 months and i've already had enough
trying to orchestrate my exit so i can claim bennies straight away
any ideas?
that sounds amazing actually
if anything, thats another incentive to go to work each day
2 and 6
she's defo flirting with you mate
I like it
fucking mental
what other mad things did you and the masters of banter do?
and Mercs
Rasheeds covet cars generally, v. runty.
I work with women in their late 20s who were unaware that Theresa is PM, didn't know the UK has nuclear weapons and have no idea what trident is, don't know the dates of the world wars, etc
wew
pretty tipsy
Same lad.
Nearly a year in here. Can't get used to the grind. It doesn't seem to be getting any easier.
Genuinely feel like I'm gonna have an American Beauty style breakdown
6,4,2,5,7,1,3
>im not allowed to have nice cars
hm
Theory: you don't get nowhere near as high if you haven't ate much all day because your body uses the weed as food
literally wouldn't respect anyone with that opinion.
we used to catch scorpions and scare normies with them
oh, good to hear you already chatted about it
I know what you mean about the self loathing, not much you can do about that sadly. on the upside it at least means you aren't actually a cunt, as you clearly care about the guy, even if things did get out of hand a couple of times.
tough one though obviously. got no real advice, but it's probably good to get it off your chest at least
if she was my daughter I'd have incestuous feelings about her too
>girl kisses you
>still dont know if she likes you or not
Fuck sake lad are you blind
*enjoys the man sitting on her face*
(btw in this cartoon the toilet seat is a girl. think the movie sausage party but instead of being with food its with common house appliances like toasters and toilets. it'll be called toilet party or something. this particular toilet happens to be a gril so shes obviously wearing lipstick and a bow in her hair in this scene)
smash her back doors in lad
Fuck me that sounds horrible
literally any of them please
WHY WON'T POKERSTARS UPDATE
ROOOOOOOOOOOOO
hmm
spacker
v. interesting
(read: get on the cross)
i want to marry her, shes my soulmate
Absolute slosher
which fug
Who's Pepe, and who's Wojak?
what you drinking?
Wish I had some cannabis
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Rasheed O'Potato
Fuck sake lads, just had a cringe flashacbk to a girl I dated at uni.
>On a date
>Get drunk
>Ask her 'so why did you actually agree to come ona date with me anyway?'
>'Oh well user, you seem nice and I think you're cute'
>Panic at the compliment
>'Oh wow you actually think I'm cute?'
Anyway lads, how do you accept compliments gracefully? Whenever women say they like my eyes/ hair/ think I look godo I never know how to respond.
>ONLY 18k
>tfw have ditzy thick (no, not thicc, she's a right mong) gf
it's alright I guess
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cider :]
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>shes been Jew'd
is nothing sacred to them?
Beauty and the beast beat you to it.
kiss her on the pussy to find out
willie ulsterman
>Rik Mayall is dead
Genuinely shocks me every time
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>that one friend that works as a team leader in retail and buys an Audi on finance
eddie is undeniably pepe
how thick are we talking?
4&8
meh
legitimately looks like a fucking alien
squinty eyed people don't look like humans at all
don't approve of this sorry
I'm calling your mum :\
Does anyone else become really retarded on comedowns?
Just spent like 10 minutes trying to open a domino's sauce and then spilt it everywhere after I opened it
I literally agreed with you
hopefully he gets laid off for being such a runt
imagine her wanking you off
hey lads, got a joke
what did the buffalo's mother say to him when he had to leave?
"bison"
8
too fat
Mick thick.
didn't know the difference between Native American Indians and Indians from India
she thought they were all the same
howling
Don't think I could deal with having a mong gf desu
GOD TIER:
the vixen with the glasses
girl with white iphone
HIGH TIER:
girl with the shapely ass next to the girl with the iphone
AVERAGE, KIND OF CUTE, BUT NOTHING SPECIAL SPIC GIRL TIER:
the rest
I used to struggle too, just smile and make a joke about it, or reciprocate if it's appropriate.
cheers mate yeah it was, that last post was really helpful because i dont wanna give the impression that im a complete irresponsible inconsiderate cunt. it's only been 3 incidents since we lived together (3 months). but i think there's other stuff thats piling up in his head in terms of where his life is going (mines going well in comparison...) plus i havent been pitching in as much in terms of helping round the house - we've both been making more of an effort.
thanks for replying
>all have dark or dyed hair
D-D-DROPPED
all of them
not good lad
I hope she is qt enough to make up for it
>he thinks we answer calls from 0151 numbers
SCREECHING
>be me
>go on /fit/ because Mr Olympia is on
>ask what I'm meant to be seeing
>CAN YOU NOT SEE THIS? THE PINNACLE OF MUSCLE DEVELOPMENT!!!! OMG
>how is it the pinnacle when they literally can't do anything with the muscles I ask
>OMG GET OUT GET NOW REEEEEEEEEEE NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT PICKING UP GIRLS?
>wat
/fit/ is a pretty sad place, best I keep away I feel.
Rik Mayall was more Wojack, pepe is more Ade
> Irish
>White
Kelvin Benjamin putting up some points for my fantasy team
that would be wonderful
cheers la' x
I just always say "thanks i like yours more!" Kind of jokingly
mah nigga
6 is so underrated
probably better than 8
Found out a right qt who was coming strongly onto me a short time ago has a bf now
Fuck she was fucking like a dog in heat and I let it slip right through my fingers
Think I'll still approach her next time I see her out, I could take the bf easy
obv but the intentions could mean anything, she's a pretty extroverted person. not really seen her flirt as much with others tho. prob just gonna message her on friday to come
to this party cause what's the worst that could happen
objectively the most attractive chink of all time
you're all boring as fuck
I would let her throw my dick clean over the horizon
>bodybuilding
>practical in any way
Don't think that's what it's about lad
getting the lindybeige in
WE FUCKING KNOW
I'll just message your dad on grindr
The gf and I
why are the pole sports girls so hot
spot on
But Ritchie was the more aggressive, more dominant one. Eddie came out on top more but he was the bottom of their relationship.
>associating with runts
aaaah yes
You're right kev, you on the other hand have an incredibly functional body
Muscle girls who aren't gross bodybuilt freaks
who actually draws memes
face is ok but not as qt as #8
her ass is on point though
she could do sports on my pole
so what is the point of it?
>ass
foy
need a japanese gf with big tits
made a ballbusting joke at work and someone asked me if i post on /brit/
very strange experience, i know you're here tom
new
To intimidate little runts like you
Somerset. It's where JRM lives.
Mentioned to a friend I was considering the priesthood and he said I've got the celibacy down already
Ha ... Good banter
To be as big, symmetrical or dry as possible I think
You reckon? I remember the other way around but I haven't seen it since I was a kid, feel sad watching Rik Mayall now
Peak of human muscular development
>mentioning t'chon outside of t'chon
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH RRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
2 tbqh
Lads apparently I got with a girl from work last night but I don't remember it at all
She's quite qt but how do I not make it awkward because I want to put my willy in her
nah, it's all cool man, what is /brit/ for if not being pals
hope things pick up though. there's always rough patches when living with people, but it's the sort of thing people genuinely get over, especially when you've only just started living together.
shit, actual couples sometimes get shook when they start living together, so it's always gonna take some adjustment from the both of you
but yeah, genuinely hope you guys figure it out soon, but desu I'm sure you will
>that slight lip tremble
LITERALLY RAGING ABOUT THE FACT THAT I DONT HAVE A QT ANGLO KIWI GF
me & the gf
nice traps desu