If cannibalism was legal, what country would have the tastiest humans?

If cannibalism was legal, what country would have the tastiest humans?

USA

This. Aztec rapebabys would know all about cannibalism

Interesting picture, shitty thumbnail
good going Australia

Obviously Canada

>not as lean as Euro meat but not as fatty as American meat, just the right amount of marbling

>not all white meat, not all dark meat, a healthy mix of both

>the cold helps keep our meat fresh for longer

>meat with maple flavouring really is best

>if you eat us we win

Bon appétit !

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All fat. It would be shit tier

AusNZ would be good choices due to beach/gym culture

But then the meat would be tough from the exercise. Perhaps a middle ground.

Stress at the time of death makes it tough. Lots of muscle that's relaxed is ideal.

So some sort of device to calm their nerves before the culling, like Nitrogen gas or something. Maybe some mild alcoholism in them to make them more patient and also increase some fat deposits to get marbling, though obviously not America-tier.

Not rapebabies and not really all that different from eating pork in our tradition, parts of the head such as snout and cheeks are prefered for pozole which was originally a canibal dish.

Canada is not middle ground, still amongst the fattest countries, so are we.
Probably more like wagyu beef, you may want to avoid smokers but go for young wealthy drinkers, really all Anglo countries are fat so no need for imports

>not all white meat, not all dark meat, a healthy mix of both
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I already thought of humans as having red meat, thus making the white/dark meat distinction pointless.

I bet british meat is disgusting

"You are what you eat"

indian, come pre-spiced
def not usa ,pig is haram

it would be two type of humans, the ones who eat and those who are bred to be eaten...

maybe africans taste good

>Implying your garlic French meat would be any better.

I'd eat you. If you know what I mean.

Also if you eat jew you'll die instantly

the jews will be the ones eating gentile children

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