Mfw trump is gonna win the elections and the whole western world will be consumed by a storm of butthurt

Thanks to social media everyone is stuck in their own little echo chamber. As time passes most people will become ridiculous caricatures of their former selves.

Who's the cokehead, then?

But the fact that Trump is retarded is great. The executive branch was being allowed too much power and now everyone will be against our president. An ineffectual and divided government allows for great opportunities whereas Hillary would have kept us in stagnancy.

>Trump
>retarded
Pick one

>the whole western world

What are you talking about? Half of Australia likes him just from his 'impurt da illegals" policy alone.

how are their vice presidents? best bet is if hillary dies of aids or w/e she has or trump gets btfo by cia for trying to reverse 4 generations of US foreign policy

I'm not some libcuck that thinks he's going to absolutely destroy the country, but I don't think he's a supergenius either. He's pandering just like Hillary does except it's way more obvious.

Kaine is a whitebread nobody that likes gays
Pence is a whitebread nobody that hates gays

Both would likely keep doing exactly what the last couple presidents have done

> An ineffectual and divided government allows for great opportunities

American "logic" never ceases to amaze me

Compared to a functioning government under Hillary Clinton who is a massive authoritarian and Machiavelli's wet dream.

>BRO! MY LIBERTARIAN WET DREAM WILL BE GREAT! TRUST ME!

>only half
I know right, I had hoped for 60% at least. America is a very disappointing country.

Trump is much more intelligent than the average person. He wouldn't have made it as far as he has if he were stupid.

Government bloat is a result of insufficient power to get things done. If the government has no authority to do as it will, then it will just sneak in to the gaps and find back-ways and loop-holes. Then you wind up with worse government, so politicians run on platforms (and people vote) to reduce its power further, so it gets more and more bloated, and the cycle continues until you're living in a corrupt shit-hole with a moribund bureaucratic nightmare of a government.

The government had ought to be small, but its leader imbued with near-absolute power.

>Trump is much more intelligent than the average person.
>I know because Trump told me so.

>He wouldn't have made it as far as he has if he were stupid.
>Implying he's done any better than he would have if he'd just put his fathers money into a trust fund.

Lets see you run a successful real estate empire and win the GOP nomination for president genius

Give me a quarter billion dollars in 1990 money and I'll take a crack at it.

Surely you're joking right?

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Sadly highly unlikely.

Alright, I'm sure you'll make that money back several times over with your extensive knowledge

why would we care he's not our president

Nope
>the real estate mogul would have made even more money if he had just invested in index funds.
fortune.com/2015/08/20/donald-trump-index-funds/

This

>2016
>being edgy

passé

I'd just give it to a mutual fund and while I'm waiting to be 70 I'll write some books and promote myself to the lowest common denominator on talk radio and cable news.

Easy peasy.

this

>German media is obviously anti-Trump
>my face when I say I support Trump solely for the memes

You'd be a failure in that just like everything else

This is what happens when a society cant handle more than two political parties to vote for

Kek, you deserve this

He is still down in the polls.

You can't possibly be over the age of 16 max if you describe yourself as doing anything "for the memes"

I have no idea, but the UK seriously considered banning him from their country for a bit

The whole idea of starting a mutual fund is that it's managed by someone else. I'd say my odds of having to file for chapter 11 4 times in 20 years would be pretty slim with a mutual fund.

nah, there's just a mechanism whereby if enough people (50k I think) sign a petition for something it will be debated in the house of commons.

You could invest in a mutual fund but I highly doubt you could get the GOP nomination while the entire media is working against you 24/7.

Juvenile irresponsible behavior extends way past the 16th year these days because people have assumed politicians will be able to shrug off the rotten tomatoes and some kind of common sense will prevail.
People think voting far right will make the centre go right, but instead they get what they asked for.

also obviously your elections affect pretty much everybody on earth, you're not belgium or something, so people are bound to have an opinion one way or another

>I'm not a memelord

>this kinda remark coming from an Ozzy

>want to be really contrarian according to the narrative upheld by the liberal/conservative media

this is legitimately everything wrong with the joke that continues to be american politics

Well I would start by not saying retarded shit like "i'm gonna build a wall and make Mexico pay for it cus they owe us for our trade deficit because that's how trade deficits work" and "I'm gonna ban all muslims" and "Obama's from Kenya" and "I want to fuck my daughter" and "I love uneducated people".
I think if I can steer clear of those I'll do ok.

Alright go and become the next nominee. You are obviously a very independent and a deep thinker.

memes aside obama literally is kenyan tho, that's why he hates britain

I'll get right on it as soon as I see the half billion in my paypal.

You could have 3 billion and it wouldn't make a difference. It's why Jeb isn't the nominee right now.

>the UK seriously considered banning him from their country for a bit

That's not true, the government never seriously considered it.

Let me help you find the point. Trump is not a successful business man. Fred Trump was, Donald Trump, not so much.

I don't like obama

but you don't have to be exclusively kenyan to hate britain

for example i'm 100% american and still hate britain, inbred island fuck

Is it true he wants to cancel NATO?
Finnish army scares me 2bh

Isnt he from Hawaii but his father was Kenyan? Youre basically saying most ameticans are mexicans and that most brits are nugerians or syrians

>Irish by blood: American by the Grace of God
>yeehaw

Are you drunk Mexico? I'm pretty sure that's not what I'm saying.

Basically his grandfather was a terrorist, and was briefly detained and questioned by British peacekeepers in Kenya back in the day.

yeehaw partner, try guessing my heredity again

cuckrifan-American lmao

But you explicitly said Obama is Kenyan, you dumbfuck

As i remember, his father met his mother in the Hawaiian univeristy of ukuleles in an exchange of some shit to later leave them (usual niggeri shit)

Potato and horseshit

not quite, keep at it though, you've got about 998 left in the US

I never thought that non-americans would actually be this interested in heredity, thought that was an american-only meme

>he fell for the """american""" meme
t. pajeet

R8, lads

This is being kind to Hillary and giving her Pennsylvania, although I think Trump could win that state

997, keep going

Lol wut? All of you are inbred potatos straight from ireland, kys

Most latinos have half spanish and half mestizo with a diference rate of 10%, i have spanish, mestizo and french tho

this is what happens when your whole election system is shit.

>implying I don't want the far right

I don't think the election system is the problem. We get reasonably moderate governments and we have a similar system in the UK with First Past the Post

Why do you love illegals and Muslims so much? Even over your own country?

I remember the butthurt from Brexit.
I hope Trump will win.
The medias will be butthurt for 1 week

Good to know that the UK is against democracy then

I'm fine with the illigals. Mexicans are in fact bro tier. They have great food, they integrate well and believe it or not are actually good for the economy of an aging country like America.

The Muslims I'm not super thrilled about but saying you're going to ban them is not just fucking retarded it goes against what America stands for.

I've thought about it for a few minutes. The problem with the US elections is the Primary system not the election itself.

The primaries push candidates to the extremes of the political spectrum because often it's the people who are REALLY into politics who vote in them.

When you don't have primaries, the party chooses a candidate who they think will appeal to the general public. That's what happens in the UK.

>Good to know that the UK is against democracy then

What the fuck are you on about, retard? You believe the ban Trump meme? Democracy is actually the reason why Parliament was forced to have that meaningless debate even though the government said banning Trump was not happening

See

>I have nothing against people who break the laws of my country
>Muslims are okay even though they are known to cause terror attacks

Personally I'm against democracy and I like Trump.

Because Poland, like most of the world, is a colony of America.

>it goes against what America stands for
>America stands for allowing foreigners to over-run and destroy it
If that's true then the nation deserves to die.

I'm breaking the laws of my country right now with torrents. Driving 70 in a 65 zone is breaking the law. Malum in se, not Malum prohibitum.

If you're worried about terrorism you're a chump. Someone is using fear to sell you something. Republicans are always scared shitless about terrorism but oddly none of those fat fucks seem worried about heart failure which is probably what will kill them.

That is true for the US and Australia.

We're a country of foreigners and so are you, jackass.

Damn, you are speeding? Downloading torrents?

Almost compares to terror attacks and all the crime illegals do.

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how is this Cred Forums relaated? mods

Certainly, if we can't look after it, we don't deserve to keep it. I want to keep my country so I do hope that my compatriots and the politicians can do something decisive about the foreigner problem.

>conquering colonists vs. pernicious parasites and immigrant invaders
There's a big difference; one takes through the right of might, whereas the other takes through utterly feminine and dishonourable treachery. Anyway, the people who made our nations weren't foreigners. They were on the land before the nation existed; Australia was built around my ancestors.

America has had tons of immigrant waves and America is fucking crushing it. You know how America is the undisputed cultural and economic global superpower? Part of that is because of multiculturalism and immigrants.

>America is the superpower of pornography, nigger minstrels, and depraved degenerate "pop music"
>America is the world centre of Jewish capital
>meanwhile real Americans, whose country it was in the first place, are increasingly marginalised and vilified by their "own" government and media institutions
Lots to be proud of there, you cuck fuck.

>this negro

Name the last Australian movie anyone outside of Australia saw.
I'll wait.

Macbeth

The 2015 version? First of all, that play is British, secondly that movie is British-French-American, thirdly, no one saw it.

>director and composer both Australian
>somehow not an Australian film

>no one saw it
Yeah I didn't even know it existed until last month when my brother brought the disc over to watch.

Fury road
> inb4 it's american
It's an australian film

Simply aren't enough straight white men to vote him in power

>director and composer
>and composer
wew lad

It wasn't even filmed in Australia.

Honestly? If America elects Trump I hope he goes full Berlusconi and pushes them so deeply into a swamp of corruption and oppression that their grandchildren will still hate them for it.

What will happen to Pepe?

Meme magic has gone too far.

>thinking film location matters
now you're just being a dumb cunt

>Thinking the Directors birthplace matters
If an American studio pays for it then it's an American movie.

This probably the best time for the people of America to start voting third party. Both Hillary and Trump are the worst candidates you guys had in a long time. Even if the third parties don't win hopefully it'll shake things up a bit and scare the establishment into not being complete fuckheads.

>trumps loses
>all tin foil hat kids from Cred Forums kill themselves in despair

>trumps wins
>an endless wave of butthurt from SJWs, feminists and numales will plague the internet for the next few years, and hopefully some of them kill themselves too

It's win/win

too bad nobody will actually kill themselves in reality
i fucking hate reality

kys

America is going down a path of civil war, in a similar fashion as it happened before. Pic related, the elections before the previous one. Some large enough group, but not large enough to win, will soon feel disenfranchised and wish for self governance.

Same thing happened in the UK with Scotland. Pic relate. The elections before the Scottish independence referendum.

The dark yellow is a Unionist party, not the SNP

>>director and composer
>>and composer
>wew lad
They're brothers.

Kek America has banned immigrants in the past like the Chinks and Iranians.
The US has always been anti immigrant.