/cum/ - Canada, U S A, Mexico

Sega Genesis so we can play Zombies at my Neighbours later

PS3, I assume your modded Wii can emulate N64 and both Dreamcast and Wii U are memes.

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Why the fuck are you guys up this late? It's bed time.

ballsack mouth desu

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thanks for that it's better than what I was listening to, I just searched smooth jazz on kiketube.

I dont have a genesis, but I can download that pon my modded wii. Based Homebrew channel

t. Somebody with no friends

it emulates n64 very poorly, and the DC emulation doesnt work at all

Obama is 55? I thought he was younger, like 50.

Who are you voting for?

He's our Justin Trudeau.

How does Trump plan to achieve his stupid promises? Serious question

kissing tastes really bad

Then you're doing it wrong. Kissing is great.

>stupid promises
name one

never enjoyed it desu

it's hot in theory but lick your lips and inner cheeks

it tastes exactly like that - not good, just plain and semi salty

where there's a will there's a way.
But things like not letting muslims enter the country could theoretically be enforced by passport checks, not allowing citizens of specific countries to enter the US, heavy backround checks etc.

It's not the kissing itself. It's what your brain fires up when you do. A warm feeling in your chest and pants.

And miss real Harook hours? No ty

I wanna be the trump of my cunt lads, what do to get to the presidency?

checked

Have a billionaire father and be groomed to be a successful businessman from childhood.

W-why is Russia lying on the road
It should hold a gun near america's head.
P-please, we're tough and cool i p-promise

I'm certain a businessman can figure it out.

youtube.com/watch?v=6TGkfjaxFWs

For them (MC)
however I don't know who I'd vote for President because well, they ain't campaigning yet, I do know that I'd vote for the PRI candidate if I think that'll prevent AMLO from winning, that fuck needs to have a heart attack soon.

Build a wall around Honduras.

Be a populist with a meme community

>the wall
>fixing the economy
>getting rid of NAFTA without fucking up US relationships with their biggest trading partners
>dealing with china without starting WWIII
>deporting 40% of the US population and the 50% of their lowskill workforce
>making more jobs out if nowhere
>banning a whole culture from the US without getting in trouble with the UN
>reviving the long dead manufacture industry in the US
>attracting more investors with his xenophobic public image
>uniting the US population after his campaign on social segregation
The list goes on and still he hasnt proposed shit nor mentioned an objective and concrete step or way to achieve any of that

>inb4 muh wall meme

Be the mashup of Peña and AMLO

Once he gets into office he'll have to make compromises to an extremely reluctant congress. So desu he probably won't make any of his promises.

At least he got some of the skeptics to vote. That may be seen as some sort of accomplishment

Thoughts on trumps maternity leave plan?

buds, Trump had appendectomy at age 10

is really fit enough to be our president?

They been doing that since the 80s with mexicans and still there are illegal inmigrants

This is how Peña got there, kys

Ebrad is cool tho, id vote for him or Mancera

N-no they are straight believe me :c

What a fuking joke, that means the retard of Peña has accomplished more than what Trump could if he wins

I watched Big Game. Pretty amusing movie. Samuel Jackson as the US president gets shot down in Finland and meets a boy that is out out in the woods hunting as part of a test of manhood. So they band together for survival as they're hunted by assassins.

Pretty silly little movie but worth a watch. Finns are always fun. More than one PERKELE was uttered.

The difference is that they share a giant border with Mexico, which is hard to controll, while it should be easier to sort our people at the airport. I mean they even have these immigration officers there who'll check you again before you can enter the country.

Well, you gotta remember that it was him, amlo, or that stupid PAN bitch, what were we supposed to do?

do you really think amlo could do much if president?

But we don't border Honduras...

US economy doesn't really rely on exports that much, in fact, if we don't import a bunch of shit then it would fuck you guys over extremely hard.
>Illegal immigrants
>40% of US population
Is this bait?
>making jobs out of nowhere
All he has to do is force US companies to bring their jobs back to the US
>reviving the long dead manufacture industry in the US
It hasn't died? Are you retarded? Sure it's way weaker than it was a few decades ago, but the US is still one of the leading industrial powers in the world. If he can force American industry back to America, then it would revive cities like Detroit.
>attracting more investors
He has a xenophobic image because of what the media portrays him as. If wanting immigrants to come in legally is xenophobic, then I guess half the country is xenophobic.
>campaign on social segregation
What?

Trump doesn't want the US to bend over and spread its cheeks for everyone anymore.

Why do you care so much about our election?

I support it tbqh, our children need to be well taken care of. I want American children to be strong, and stay at home mothers tend to be happier.

He could cause investor panic just by being elected, that'd mess up the fragile economic big time, making him panic and do stupid shit, continuing the vicious circle.

Do it, anyway.

Lol, just like the US elections now
I think this time we have better candidates, Ebrad, Zavala, Mancera, the last dean of the UNAM ...

Some good choices, way better than last time and the US elections

>All he has to do is force US companies to bring their jobs back to the US
Thats not how economics work, is he trying to add the SR in the US? Hes going to scare away most companies

>ls one of the leading industrial powers in the world. If he can force American industry back to America, then it would revive cities like Detroit
Yeah, thats why its moving to mexico, right?

I care because you fuck live next door and because of NAFTA

Maduro v2.0

I'm sure you want Shillary to win so even more of our jobs will get exported to your country while more Americans become unemployed.

when

It's a cycle anyways, you'll have the same in germany, where big companies outsource all their stuff to eastern europe, because they don't have to pay our wages and they pay tax in non-states like Andorra or Liechtenstein.

Did some online gambling tonight, /cum/.

Started with 15$, got up to over 50$, and now I'm sitting at 25$. Played slots for about two hours.

Not a bad two hours, though I really should have quit when I was super ahead.

I do not fare to die!

Does the bear shit in the woods?

Igaf if an inbred redneck starves to death, kek

You guys are snakes

Mexico only wants to steal from the US tbqh

I guess that's why you jump the border and steal government money

I don't trust stats and the government shouldn't give free money then to help their citizens.

forgot to eat today and it's too late to cook

fucking ree

I can't sleep you piss of shit

Why are Mexicans such lazy snakes? Surely if they are as hardworking as they say, then they would be one of the wealthiest subgroups in the US, up there with the Indians.

Idk some Mexican wants America to die so I feel like arguing with him

Said the americunt, with a tear in his diabetic cheek and his shitted pants, forgetting all the pillaging and stolen territories from northern mexicom now Texas, California and Arizona, just monetion a few

Just dont, youre making more of a fool of yourself m8

I want to throw a chair at you

>what is IMSS and Infonavit?
Kek

Does anyone here fall asleep to things?

My go to's are Simpsons reruns, audiobooks of shit I've already read, Ben Shapiro's podcasts, and TCR eps if I miss them

Texas wasn't stolen, we rebelled and won.

More gambling fun.

Took my 25$ and played some blackjack. Got back to over 50$, but then I lost it all.

Ah well, c'est la vie.

Man it's fake most are not on welfare and they do work.

>playing slots
why

Wtf? Were one of the most hardworking nations in the world, fucking corruption is whats holding us down, i blame the provincianos on this

>implying murrka is the most popular country in the world

This is /cum/ speak for "I love shit, I love eating shit and my entire life revolves around shit"

Thats the US motto?

Tell me more

Where did I mention American popularity?

I don't really take it as a good sign when one of our neighbors actively wants the downfall of my home country.

Why the fuck do you hate the US so much?

T.shit eater who loves eating shit and whenever he takes a shit he shoves it back up his ass so he can save it for later

lmao

Another US motto?

It's fun?

This one appears to be the shittius maximus. He leads the pack of shit eaters with his shit stick and does some sit n spinnin in his spare time when he isn't eating the shit of his followers

LOL, have you been sleeping under a rock all your life? Mexicans dont even like the US, only northerns and central amrtican shitskins want to live there because they live in a shithole

Im having a good laugh before i go to sleep

>mfw bald eagle tears

But user, im not even american, that would be Trump, king of the sharters of the marts

one of the shitsters in his natural habitat

>people talking about shit

>mfw USA x Mexico "Tsundere" relationship is real

Fuck you

This is the worst night in the history of /cum/

I usually just put some youtube videos on autoplay on my xbox

thanks

>This is the worst night in the history of /cum/

It was pretty nice when Mexico was still pretending to like the US

american supremacy on cum is undoubtedly the best time anytime

I don't pretend.

This is an american site afterall, innit?

Ah so you just straight up hate the US all day

really nigga

Thanks, its nothing, ill be here all night

>being this desperate for a green card
Start practicing your shitting skills m8

I was curious because all Latinos hate the US

Sorry Chilango I have some plans in mind

Well, it could do with the US involvement with placing anyone that would support us in central and SA even if they were monsters. We fucked the region by placing pro american goverments in south america, which caused civil wars and violence. That could and other reasons explain why they hate us. But this guy always acts like this.

>being a northern
Forever tainted as subhuman scum, kek kys

I'm not a manlet Indio like you pal.

This pretty much, we don't mind other Anglo countries like Canada or New Zealand but there's exceptions like the UK which stole an Island from Argentina.

Well goodnight guys, I wish I wasn't hated by people I've never met before but oh well

Then why are you here and not in /lat/? Do you not see that /cum/ is mostly Americans? Why would you want to hang out with people you hate?

I need to stop listening to political podcasts

I just get really worked up and create heated fake arguments

I think I'm Cred Forums's definition of autistic

I post on both but /lat/ is dead right now those autists are sleeping or watching anime.

Said the norteño flaunting his mighty 175cm of "manliness" while picking his next pair of pointy boots

Kys, everyone in mexico city is between 178cm and 192cm

Pic related, its you

You know that's you shitlango don't get salty on me.

Dubs I don't sleep tonight

cum lol

should be /scum/, desu.

what do people in Australia think of Muriel's Wedding?

it's one of my favorite comedies desu

Good night fags

NIGHT SLUT

goodnight Ritsu

badnight Mexican

>pointy boots
>tribal
>not norteño
Wew lad, at least you could point out thw shitfets that is Edo Mex but still, you dont know shit but stereotypes and how to farm and cross the border

Kys

I should just kill myself

I mean, you all hate me anyway

DEATH TO AMERICA

Yeah, take your shitty country with you, fag

I hope all is well with you my goy allies

why shouldn't I hate you?

Night faggot, i hope you die in your sleep

you informed me that an old acquaintance of mine is currently doing porn through your webms. I want to thank you for this enlightenment.

cum is filled with angry boys tonight

AHHHH

machinenfickjuden does it again!

I dunno, there is nothing likeable about me. I don't think anyone I'm friends with IRL actually likes me. All I do is fuck up and act like an asshole to people.

please, call me Boy, Mr. Boy

you can't be too bad if you recognize you're an asshole

you just have a poor defense mechanism against the uncomfortable

Makes you feel good when you hear how some people's lives went to hell. Suddenly your life doesn't look half bad.

That sounds gay as fuck, no wonder why you have school shootings every week

His acquaintance is probably one of the robots, so everything is well tbqh

wow very rude

good posts

My acquaintance is Anna Tyler (I think that's her porn name, her real name is Taylor something so she sure is a creative one)

>the tiny jew watermark in the corner

kek

yeah, """"hopeless""" beta males with no self-awareness or improvement are the main culprit

thanks

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yep, that's the stuff

nice tits, but shame about the tats, but being into punk rock culture will do that to you I guess

She's into heavier stuff than punk rock m8

give me a gf

ότι εἶναι ἕνα αγενές σχόλιον.

Delicious flat chest~

>boot camp in 3 weeks
>won't be around for the election time on Cred Forums
Pretty freaking upset

>whom
pt.wiktionary.org/wiki/whom
good question,
>In B4 “Hill-$hill”

>boot camp in 3 weeks
why?

war isn't even real anymore

we got robots to kill children now

The robots are busy

>He has a xenophobic image because of what the media portrays him as.
this, I'm so sick of their malrepresentations or misrepresentations of him, selectively picking clips (esp. from last December's speech) and wanting to deport all ILLEGAL immigrants = hatred of all hispanic people.

how does he not get banned for these? I'm not complaining, but I am curious.

me in the picture

Well why else would you deport tons of people who live there peacefully? And many of whom have kids that are Americans

It kinda seems like racism and you can't blame people for seeing it that way.

Because illegal immigration undermines the entire legal process and the people that properly waited their turn. They don't belong here, even if they do work hard.

Because tons of those people live here illegally

Law over peace

Based lewd merchant.

I've seen so many people on twitter that literally think he's going to round up every single mexican and send them to concentration camps. People are just fucking stupid.

I can, because it's the law. If a law is not enforced, why have it at all?
One line of thought is that if they (the undocumented immigrants) are given favorable treatment yet clandestinely arrived it sets a precedent and encourages others to arrive, and it's not like they'll be paid the minimal wage therefore displacing poor American jobsseekers.

Also while I think of it:
>questioning the President's place of birth = racism.

Wouldn't it be more pragmatic to try to create a better solution though that involves in making use of good people? To deport them wastes opportunities, it drains money, and it ultimately reduces chances for growth and advancement. It's just messy really, when they lived in the country for many years and started to become a part of it in different ways. You're throwing all of them and their families into chaos. They came to your country to build a better life, just as your ancestors did. Surely you can work with that.

>I can, because it's the law. If a law is not enforced, why have it at all?
Because it treads on people and destroys lives? Ultimately the law should serve the people and not the other way around. The law exists to protect the country but in this case surely you can create a better solution for everyone involved than deportation. You need to be able to look past ideology and see the real people that you're dealing with.

>>questioning the President's place of birth = racism.
Maybe it's just me but I feel like if Obama's father was from, say, Greece instead of Kenya, it seems unlikely he would have pushed the birther thing so much. If at all.

i just was caught by my mom smoking a square, its 5am. i told her i had just woken up, but actually ive been awake for 43 hours and the meth has worn off. Its gonna be a weird day.

Hey guys just posting meth stories like I'm not a complete fucking degenerate

Who seriously reads WaPo. and N.Y.T. anymore?
Surely the campaigns since the caucuses and primary elections and Cold War II prove what neo-liberal $hills of the establishment they really are.

Is this PædoŽıd(ovka) who regularly posts in /cum/?
>>No.64953395
vocaroo.com/i/s0jLFgGp35Lf

Banning merchant ally would be antisemitic

*Surely the reportage of the campaigns...*

They've pretty much lost all credibility. Would be surprised if progressives don't look like a complete joke following this election.

>normally fap once or twice a week
>suddenly i'm doing it twice a day
>can barely get hard
>feels like it's fucking bruised
help

Regardless of their intentions or character, they knowingly broke the law and should've respected it. Countries have borders for a reason.

Do you have a subscription to FM or do you torrent it?

Child's play. I've been doing it about 4-5 times a day out of boredom since I left my job.

Don't do that. You're wrecking your T levels.

Dopamine more likely. Testosterone levels aren't effected by orgasm

hey fuck you buddy

Can anybody post the C.I.A.'s man standing in front of airplane while smiling in the style of this image?

>things that certainly happened (!)

It's complicated but I can tell you from personal experience there's a huge difference when you don't jack off all the time.
See? If you had High T you wouldn't be easily butthurt like that.

>bought a Galaxy S7 yesterday
>read about the Note 7 being recalled for literally exploding today
Hmm

porn is evil

>It's complicated but I can tell you from personal experience there's a huge difference when you don't jack off all the time.
Whatever you're feeling has nothing to do with testosterone levels.

Paying for freely available stuff is not kosher

BECAUSE THAT BEN ZONA USES PROXIES AND GETS OTHER /ISR/ ANONS BANNED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

why is it too late to cook,
is there an electric cut–off that applies after 10 p.m.?
Meeming to the maximum.

watching teenage female 10/10's talking about depression and the hardships of life on Youtube

thought provoking stuff really

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Dost þou likest þy Brexit hard or soft, fæm?

yandex.ru/images/search?text=женская сборная россии по волейболу &ncrnd=768

yandex.ru/images/search?text=яна щербань&ncrnd=768

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I'm on 900ug acid right now and all I gotta say is BOO-YAH!

Reminder that you're a normie if you don't drink a cup of coffee before going to bed.

Is there some new information about the bombs in New York?

youtu.be/d5CTX5PkZJs

ктo пpoчитaeт тoт пидop

>tfw some jew in /cum/ started your machine fucking fetish
do i really want more?

pidar cyka am i right haha

зaбepитe мeня в штaты((( кyдa yгoднo, я нe хoчy здecь бoльшe нaхoдитьcя(((

wtf why is there a wild ruskie running around

ты oхyeл

Why put a condom on a dildo?

Should I buy a game?

>there are this many people in high school right now

The machines may have viruses and malware
You never know

yes, but not a video game. those are for nerds. get a nice board game

>the edgy conversations we had while playing Life! in middle school
I want to go back

Any single-player boardgames?

Mos def N64, best multiplayer games

yeah, loads. also any co-op game can technically be played solo, but you usually have to control multiple characters and that's often not fun

boardgamegeek.com/geeklist/200265/2015-peoples-choice-top-100-solo-games/page/4?
linking page 4 since it's in reverse order with number 100 actually being the top rated game by the solo group

some of those are pretty lame (imo) and are just high score challenges. I find that no fun. I want a win/lose condition in my solo game

You could always play checkers online if it comes to that

I think I'm just gonna buy a videogame.

Because they're not actually 'wet', they're paid whores to be thronged by a rubber stick. So it needs moistening

>saying this on a chinese cartoon photo distribution forum

hello
from
the
other
continent

N64 with Smash Bros and Goldeneye. Invite people to your dorm to play. Have beer available.

I'm making a delicious vegan breakfast
What are you losers doing?

test

Cute stars

>there are sissy vegans posting in /cum/ RIGHT NOW
distasteful

youtube.com/watch?v=xWLc50E-PBc
>nork guns
Neato

>being fat

In 2002 Steve Jobs released the iPhone 3 and he told my daddy that if he had a first born child son then it would be cursed if he ever bought an iPhone. When I touched the iPhone it made my winky go all funny feeling! If your winky tinkles then you are safe from his curse, but if he curses you then you will be cursed until the day you manage to and then!!! The curse just wanted to let you know that if you read this post and don't copy and send this to 5 friends within 12 seconds then you will happen to a curse who died will login your neopets account and not feed any of your pets for 100 days so that they get unhappy and submit it and he will won't stop even if you do a sexy wee!!.Thanks for reading, Stay Safe!!

lol
I ain't gonna read all that shit typed by a Brazilian

gonna go to taco bell to try to win a psvr

morning, buds

Are u the sissy from yesterday

Do people ever win those?

I kind of want to try

Are you the fat fuck from yesterday?

Morning

Yep

Post ur boipuss sissy

Fuck off

one of my brothers friends won a ps4 with the gold controller.

was kinda jelly tbqh

I've never met someone that has actually won, but there are stories of people winning online
Might as well give it a go if you're feeling like getting fast food

youtube.com/watch?v=dI9IuBthnd4

Name one reason why any sane person would ever want to visit the US?
What a third world shit hole this country is.

Why are u angry sissy

On one hand I can't stand subhuman Canadians being first letter but on the other that would ruin the acronym and set off my autism

I am totally conflicted

I'm going to give it a shot
I want some crunchwraps

Why are you being such a stupid fuck
Get out of here

Don't be rude :(

kys

Good morning cum

good morning

Making some vegan pancakes

hello

Morning!!!

hasta manana, mexico-kun

no gf

faggot fucking cocksucker

Im glad I googled Boku No Pico before watching it

This thread is less white than /mena/.

Fuck off you sausage munching faggot

>/deutschland/
>white

I dont want to visit USA, this country is full of rednecks, school shooters,crime etc etc.

poor Mexicans lad,

This hans

I am honestly better than you by being vegan

THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING WRONG WITH PORTLAND JUST FUCK AWAY MAN LIKE WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT ;-;

lol if we're 3rd world your country is like 34st world

you should come and go to florida and some parts of california. Hell, the country has a lot of places, and you can get away with speaking only spanish in south florida easily.

the cost of living is kinda high

>getting driver's license by the end of the month after delaying it for almost a decade
>earning decent money
>going to ask girl out soon
Things are looking up. I feel happy for the first time since I dropped out of school.
You guys hanging in there?

lol you're going to fail you moran

(((who))) publishes the school history books in America?

pls stop

Texas

>dropped out

Happy for you

I dropped out too and I'm only partially depressed

Good luck

i've never actually been, so i wouldn't know
sorry it is so hi

>Minnesota
Hahahahahaa what a bunch of cucks

weeeeeeeeeeeeeew

>at least 2 more years of him
ree

Rate me cum

>predicted to be in the high 80s all week

Where is the fucking cold weather

Not hungry but I need to cook for tomorrow.
Or maybe I'll just have some müsli for lunch.

If this post gets one (1) "(You)" I will post a cute picture.

Good morning dudes

Roommates dog won't shut the fuck up, really starting to hate dogs tbqh

Wonder if Mexico is still acting like a bunch of butthurt faggots towards the US

Cats>Dogs
Fact

wtf? I hate Minnesota now!

Cats make you insane but at least they don't make a shit load of noise and smell like ass

wtf did you shave!

Who else likes to dress up as a girl sometimes?

thats mad gay, yo

I like to watch others dress as girls sometimes.

only if you do it with other girls retard

>now
You should've always hated Minnesota

Just drank one of those Bai5 things, turns out the enjoy by date was back in February of this year.

Oh boy

pantystuffing is a pretty weird fetish if you think about it
That'd be for women like watching a guy jerk off using his underwear

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Your ass is about to lift off in a literal sense. If you get sick, you can sue if you bought it at a convenient store around the date passed
So if you had a gf, you wouldn't do degenerate fetishes like doing that or more?.

it's
the
nutshack

sup guys

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stop

>GrAYt Britain

unstop

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My, has the mighty fallen. Though, you pull it off.

I wonder how Somalis and other black Muslims would feel about the Nation of Islam.

No because I wouldn't have a gf in the first place

>tfw have to stick to sfw

This is unironically a very good EP

hotdad.bandcamp.com/album/webs

go there you faggot

This
Let's see that feminine dick

kys

kys

Hey buddy I think you got the wrong thread

Kys

hey skinny ass white boy, shut the fuck up fucking retard before i beat your ass

>there are actual PEOPLE in this thread who DONT like it when boys dress like girls
wtf

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Reminder that you're in /cum/, not /ncum/

Anyone gonna submit a banner for Cred Forums?

I'm not repressing it though, I will admit to being a little bisexual

I want to marry a woman and make babbies with her, but I also want to fuck a very feminine boy at least once

There's some Pakistani guy who just showed up randomly in the area about five years ago and built like half a dozen new nursing homes in that time span.

Who the hell is bankrolling this nigga.

netherlands is always welcome. please leave.

whos talking about traps?

ISIS

I used to think it was disgusting

Cred Forums has absolutely ruined me

>inb4 muh romans and greeks fucked traps

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You got jannied, lad.

looks like he was willing to allow his pockets to get a little bit chilly today

New, not deleted

You're on drugs if you think that shit is gonna last.

Already lasting longer than the Canada user's thread