Just got back from a 2 year mission (mormon) in Micronesia AMA

just got back from a 2 year mission (mormon) in Micronesia AMA , i haven't shitposted on here for literally 2 years, anyway , i was on the outer islands of chuuk a lot, its wayy 3rd world ama

Why are you a Mormon? How in the fuck did that happen?

how much money did you spend

Kill yourself, you're about as well liked as Jehovah's Witnesses.

you did it for free?
why?

10 grand

Did you fuck a sand beach nigger?

no

to help people

Did you enjoy walk around naked with under age kids?

Have you read the CES-letter?

How is missionary work helping them?

This i can respond for our friend.
>Teaching about our lord. The jew.

>to help people get their own planet

the biggest problems over there are associated with addiction and self reliance, we helped them with both

pfff
so what interesting you can tell to us

when was the last time you left your mum's basement ?

WTF.
They make this shirt in baby size?

i literally took that photo myself, it sums up ......... a lot

I live alone in a 25sqm apartment.

I wish i had a basement...

America donations?

I wonder how much shit come from Salvation Army. I remember seeing a picture of a nigger in Africa wearing a shirt with an almost naked anime character holding a giant sword.

What went wrong in your life to lead you to such absurd beliefs? Or do you just pretend to feel meaning?

you see loads of strange shirts and stuff, on the main island (weno) theres a store that pretty much just sells stuff like that that no other country would buy

Ok...

What kind of dope cool kids are doing there?

Mormons always give me a weird vibe. Just the way they smile

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