Write an average daily schedule for the country above you

>wake up
>look at the mirror and thank god for being an european white master race
>go to your cuckshed with your gf
>wait for Mohammed and Jamal
>they arrive
>prep them
>watch you gf getting fucked
>fap
>clean her pussy
>repeat

Living the dream if the lover is a female

My mother is fucking dead you motherfucking idiot with crooked teeth.

Wakes up.
Eats overcooked beans and sausage.
Forgets to wash teeth. Again.
Go to bed.

>get up
>boild some beans as the side dish to your bacon, traditional english breakfast
>go to work
>roundabouts
>work
>lunch. Delicious meat pie and pudding
>wor...TEA TIME
>feel sorry for slavery and imperialism, apologize the paki barista
>go to home
>more roundabouts
>arrive home
>wife is frigid as hell for some reason, so go to pub
>watch some football
>good game
>go home
>sleep

>wake up
>salute ISIS flag on wall
>plot downfall of the west
>eat kebab
>harass white female tourists at the beach
>blow self up

>wake up
>pray
>go back to sleep
>wake up and pray again
>eat a breakfast of bread and keffir
>go to work for the government suppressing Kurdish dissidents on social media
>take a break and pray
>take a nap
>wake up and pray
>eat a dinner of kebab and keffir
>fuck wife, Arda Heloglu, make more Türks for Türkiye
>stop mid intercourse and pray
>sleep

>My mother is dead
Sorry, I'll try not to fuck her too hard next time :DDDD

ebin mene my british friend

>wake up
>hear a noise in the house, i am being attacked
>run to kitchen grab a knife, noise is my wife
>she has a knife too
>'that's close enough'
>circle kitchen pointing knives at each other grabbing food
>make it out door
>snow everywhere
>wait for bus 1km from nearest person
>do not make eye contact for rest of the day
>come home and get online
>matrix feels good
>go to bed

>Wake up
>Breakfast with pancakes and maple syrup
>Drive 3 hours to go to work in the next town
>Work for bilionaire Chink
>Coworkers are diversity incarnate, you are the token white
>Go in the prayer room of your workplace
>Praise multiculti
>Praise tolerance
>Go back home
>Supper
>Wonder why everyone isn't as nice as Canadians
>Beat baby seal to death and go to sleep

>>salute ISIS flag on wall
user i...

>% of Muslim population
I wonder who made this map...

>wake up
>complain about the weather
>fetch breakfast
>grumble
>go to work
>complain about the weather to your coworkers
>tell boss you like his idea, but that it might an interesting idea to consider other options, just for curiosity's sake
>boss tells you that he really loves that idea, and to consider looking at the original idea a bit longer
>begrudgingly do boss's dumb idea after he just gave you that berating
>finish work
>head to the pub with the lads
>complain about the weather
>head home
>make dinner
>complain about the weather on Cred Forums
>go to bed

>wake up from le bed and go to shower.
>Skip shower and don't shave
>Get half a baguette and spread cheese on it, smoke fag and fuck off
>save other piece of baguette for lunch
>go to le job in le défense
>work from 9 to noon.
>dont return and take subway to go to grocery store. Buy baguettes and bree cheese. Take half baguette and sell to immigrant for more cigs.
>Go back to le appartment and le sleep
>write on Cred Forums about immigrants
>state check comes
>take another nap

>This map from the Washington Post shows where all those foreign fighters have been coming from. The largest numbers are from Tunisia, Saudi Arabia, Jordan, and Morocco, followed by France, Great Britain, Germany and Belgium.

>wake up
>want to have friends
>get on Cred Forums see others having fun in a thread about what others do each day
>go to have fun
>father comes in room, i'll show you fun ahmed
>takes off shoe, beats me like every other day
>try not to cry, cry a lot
>take out my frustration on the thread

shut the fuck up terrorist peace of shit

>surrender to bed

Surprisingly accurate

>Wake up at 3AM
>Roll out of bed
>Have unhealthy breakfast
>Hear noise
>Retrieve 2 Shotguns and one Assault rifle from under the bed
> Roll towards the source of the noise
>Its a nigger robbing you of your stuff
>Try to shoot nigger but fail because you can't lift the gun
>Get stabbed by nigger
>Can't be treated in hospital because no free healthcare
>Bleed to death

>wake up
>put on 10 layers of coats
>eat "flapjacks" with maple syrup
>drink syrup
>shower in syrup
>go outside
>start vaping, have to stop because "vapour" freezes in the air
>walk to work because car won't start
>get assaulted by gang of Somalis
>try to tell people to help but all they say is "ohohoho l'anglo es getting le assrapeaux sur l'africaine!"
>run to work with blood flowing out of anus
>get ticket for being a man when Trudeau's feminist police see your dick through your torn flannel pants
>pass by Tim Hortons, can't buy anything because you accidently confused monopoly money for legal tender at your house
>rush into office
>boss tells you to go home, says he gave your job to a disabled genderqueer Paki with no qualifications
>finally get back home
>house smells like egg fu yong
>open bedroom door
>chang's fucking your fat wife
>try to kill yourself
>"neighbours" are too nice, set up a hammock underneath the cliff
>Canada
>OUI

>not sleeping with your PUUKKO
Shameful, t b h

>wake up
>bed selfie
>eat breakfast
>drink starbucks coffee
>do groceries at walmart
>shart
>pledge loyalty to flag
>do vlog because freelancer
>watch drag race and project runway
>watch tv, trump pepe
>mcDs
>daily artillery visit
>eat some more
>shower
>kiss guns
>pledge loyalty to the states
>sleep
>repeat

Don't know enough about your country sorry lad

>wake up with a CUPPA
>slowly kill yourself with the breakfast consisting of beans and sausages
>go to work, get filmed
>grab fish'n chips served in a fucking newspaper for lunch
>get filmed while stuffing face with said newspaper outside billy bong square
>get back to work only to find an indian has taken your spot
>go to pub to get smashed and watch footybobbers on a tuesday
>take a wrong turn, end up not understanding the local slang
>fuck it, grab a CUPPA instead
>watch coronation street at home whilst trying to control half a dozen children with wonky teeth and ADD
>end up beating the wife before going to bed

*sniff* gawd bless me queen, brings a right tear me eye that does

wake up be english sleep

>wake up
>walk all the way down south to the tip of Argentina
>Steal Arctic Boat
>Leave god forsaken country and form new country in Marie Byrd's Land.

Obligatory

>3pm: learn math 1 and 1 bomb is end of war
I will never not lose to this

>wake up
>no 4th Reich
>back to sleep

>wake up
>walk out of ikea bedding section
>have meatballs in ikea cafeteria
>see my forced adoption somali children
>go to kiss wife goodbye
>fines me one femi point for attempted rape
>6 femi points and its castration
>get to work in government office
>do my job of airbrushing white people brown in swedish history books to not offend somalis
>accidently look at female co-worker
>fined 1 femi point for attempted rape
>hear jamal raping co-worker in office next door
>staff meeting to tell us it is okay it is his culture and we are to respect it
>raise my hand too quickly to ask question, accused of aggresion
>fined 1 femi point
>go home to ikea
>proud to be swedish