Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

ムスリムか貴様
フランス人が英語教育とか埼玉県かケベックになりそう

youtube.com/watch?v=qEcIWmKyW50

おやおや、もしかして焼きもち?

別に来なくて結構だ。
カエルにフランス語でも教えてろ。

No, it isn't.
it will be OK at a close friend

hi everyone
what's wrong?

Why are there so many fucking Kanji?! This language is totally impractical!

peru ate too many beans. then he sharted all over himself. his korean crush saw this and avoided him afterward

I just spent 1 hour telling a girl that we can't be together

It made me wonder if there is ANY girl in the world that I want to be with

Maybe I'm meant to be alone

God is cruel

Kill me

because it's cool, isn't it?

Come to america and I'll happily kill you sven!

was she japanese

小学生でこれやってみたいか?

>sharted
I learned this word for the first time and there isn't a Japanese word for this. Very convenient word.

日本語がへたくそですまん

ええよ

No
All jap girls who like gaijins are mentally insane

what's the difference between insane and mad

楽しそう

いいあ! 過去ない! 難しです!紛らわしいです!日本語が分かりません! 壊れたです!やばい!ばか日本!やめて!りいいいいいいいいいいいいいい!

Alright Rasanya-kun?

mad=Japan
insane=China

?=Brit

かっこよくない*

cuck

insane = 狂った
mad = 怒っている

Crazy

Bonkers

You should have said mental.

How you even have the nerve to suggest this when your cunt is getting wrecked far worse than Britain is beyond reason.

Yeah. That's a better description.

>How you even have the nerve to suggest this when your cunt is getting wrecked far worse than Britain is beyond reason.
You're like us but 5 years ahead and a lot poorer

東大に不合格して自殺する人いる?

東大と一橋と京大と阪大は同じレベルで扱うの?

just think of peru sharting all over himself at fudan university, then taking the subway home with leaky poopy pants

It's a good thing we're leaving the EU then.

東大と京大は同じレベルで扱っていいと思うけど
それ以外は東大京大レベルより下だよ

The most useful word in English is fuck. I don't think you have an equivalent in japanese. It is usually used to mean the act of sex or a session of sex but you can actually use it to mean literally anything.

Do you want to fuck? (verb - sex)

Was she a good fuck (noun - sex)

Go fuck yourself! (verb - inflamitory)

fuck you! (verb - inflamitory - Dante must die mode)

You're a fucking idiot. (adjective - inflamitory - here it is used not as a verb as jn the act of fucking but rather as a way of expressing the emotion at the fact that the person is an idiot. "You're an idiot." more neutral than "You're a fucking idiot")

Listen here you slanty eyed fuck! (noun - inflamitory - shows disrespect and frustration towards the person)

Fuck! (on it's own it's an exclaimation like しまた)

Fuck off! (means go away)

The same thing can be done with the word shit but to a lesser extent.

20年前に東大不合格で自殺するような社会問題が話題になった。両親との不和とか。
最近は聞かない。

東大>京大>一橋>阪大

I agree

kek, I imagined that happening after he eats some street food fried in gutter oil

Only Brits and Australia use mad and insane as the same thing. In the Us and Canada mad means angry.

こっちの感覚で言うとmadは誰かが怒り出すとhe is madと言って
insaneなら病気の意味合いを含めるんだね
アホが命がけの行為をする場合にも he's insaneって形で使うことがある

>Listen here you slanty eyed fuck!
>inflamitory - shows disrespect and frustration towards the person

You shouldn't teach the nihonjins mean things.

They're impressionable.

東大=京大>阪大>>一橋だろせいぜい
一橋が旧帝より上とかねーよ

高卒のくせに学歴の話に入ってくるなよ

Can you use the word fuck in front of your parents?
the word is associated with "having sex" anyway, so I guess it is hard to say it in front of them
I know you cant say it in formal situation tho

Didn't EU say they're going to veto brexit?

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Ignore this

We need to teach them all of the so-called mean words so they can learn to banter

両親より自分への失望感のせいじゃないか気になるね
では東大と京大は別に違いがない?
東大京大は日本のアイビーリーグなのか

No

学歴厨
お前みたいなのがヨーロッパでバカにされてるんだよ。
お前一橋なんて入れんだろ。
そんなバカみたいな口調じゃ。

フランス人は常にmad

kek
good lad

They just told them to hurry up iirc

Whenever I see this guy's nose, I can't stop thinking why white people can laugh at jew nose. They are both strange.

>では東大と京大は別に違いがない?
>東大京大は日本のアイビーリーグなのか
入学者の学力レベルっていう点では違いはほぼないと思うよ
ただもちろんそれぞれの大学の研究分野で得手不得手はあるとおもうけれど

DELET

>笑うだけで。しゃべるだけで、その姿を
I don't get it

レミーも言ってたけど、フランスの政治家だって全員grand ecoles出身だよ
イギリスはもっと貴族社会だし、ドイツもトップの大学が無いだけで、中卒・高卒だったらゴミ扱い
学歴社会がどうこう言うのはお前と同じ、低学歴のひがみだよ

Another rule of fuck as a derogatory noun for a person, it has to be preceeded by adjectives. It's an unwritten rule but things like

listen here you fuck

don't sound as correct as

listen here you limp dicked fuck

additionally, if you want to maximize your effect you should shoot for a certain rythm when saying the adjectives. 2 or less sylables is good when it's something more specific and less commonly heard. When it's 3 or more it's better to have an even number os sylables. I'm not sure why. It just sounds more correct. Also motherfucker works as good sylable filler and can be exchanged for fuck. As it has 4 sylables it changes the rythm of the sentence. If you're speaking slwoly and annunciating, then motherfucker is pronounced as mother fucker with emphasis at the beginning of each word. If you speak quickly then it's pronounced as mothah fuckah and the last ah tends to linger longer than the rest of the sounds. See pulp fiction for a good example.

I don't think so, Mayuyu. Woven into the framework of EU law and the major treaties that govern it is the right for a nation to unilaterally secede from the union if it wishes to. A veto would have no power in that instance.

Besides, I think the opposite is more true - people can't wait for us to leave.

京大の方がノーベル賞受賞者は多く輩出してるね
東大は全国各地から入学者が集まる傾向があって、
京大は近畿の学生中心で多少ローカルではある
レベルは同じようなもんじゃないかな

両方かな。親の期待と自分への失望。
日本は国内で地域間距離があるので、東京-大阪間はパリ-ロンドン間よりも離れているため、
地域最高学府に完全な序列は付けられない。
ただ本当に進学した者は、こんな掲示板でムキになるようなことはしないから、彼の言うことは当てにならない。

やはり一流大学の数も国の人口に比例するね
韓国にはソウル大以外一流と扱わない
高麗大学と延世大学があるが
なんか日本の早慶のような感じ

人口が一億を超える日本は東大と京大の2校

三億を超える米国はアイビーリーグの8校

大きい国の学生らは選択肢が多くていいね

おまえは日本人だ。間違いない!

whenever my mum comes into my room without knocking while I'm in the middle of jacking off I say "FUCK MOM"

>the word is associated with "having sex" anyway, so I guess it is hard to say it in front of them
it's similar to やる or いくin that it's really easy to tell which meaning of "fuck" you mean by context, etc. so that's never a problem

English doesn't have categorized formality levels like Japanese but fuck is considered to be mildly vulgar for friends and very vulgar for parents and elders. I use fuck with my parents but that's only because they didn't raise me so we don't have that kind of relationship. A normal person wouldn't say fuck to their parents. Even with friends it's ok to say but not all the time. Generally it's seen as low class to say it all the time when you don't have to. American swear words are like that. But you can use it to better get emotion across or to get a chuckle out of people by using it when they don't expect.

Ha ha
なかなかいけるやん

怒るぞ

I think they're just trying to be deep.

いつもの荒らしだろ。。
お前は論文調の文章かけないだろ。
書き方で誰でもわかる。

ドイツは階級社会を無くそうと努力したが根強く残っている
表向きは階級社会から決別して国民皆平等となってるが、そもそもヨーロッパ全体の社会構造や精神構造に根強く残りすぎている
ドイツが努力したって根絶ができないんだしどこの国がやっても無駄じゃね

2deep4me

thanks for answering though

掲示板で論文調で文章書くバカ見たことあるか?
見たとしても一瞬で「あ、こいつバカだ」と気付くだろうに
それすら想像できないお前は「論文調」がどんなものかすら知らないんだろ

関西の人には悪いが、実力は
東大>>>京都大だよ
無意味な比較だよ

いくらでもいるよ。少し真面目な説明書けば"である調"になる。
お前が全くそれが出来ないだけ。

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>swear words
what a confusing phrase!
I imagined a written oath by that lol

ドイツの大学はやっぱり旧西ドイツが強いみたいだけど、旧東ドイツの学歴社会は西と比べてどうだったのだろうね

序列の向きはどうであれ、学歴厨が複数同時に現れないから、お前も自演なんじゃないの

にっぽんは雨です

いまさら

荒らしがウザいのでさようなら。

大学のときにソウル大学からの留学生が同じ研究室にいたからいろいろ話したけど滅茶苦茶頭がいい子だった
日本語もすごく上手だったし

ノーベル賞受賞者が多いって素晴らしい
韓国は全国に一人もありませんww
自分への失望が過ぎて死にたいって
理解できるようになって来る
高麗大学へ送る自己紹介書を書くべきだけど何もしたくない
疲れたが寝れない。すべてを放棄したい
大学なんて学歴社会なんて残酷すぎるね
平等を求めたフランスさえグランゼコールが支配してるし。。。
高卒でも中卒でも人なのに ゴミ扱いってひどい
エリートだけいたらこの世は壊れます
親が子供の時から俺の精神に注入した学歴社会の価値観が匕首になって体の中から刺してる
毒のようです

>少し真面目な説明書けば"である調"になる。
頑張って難しいこと書こうとしてこれかよw
御苦労さん

そもそも、学歴に拘る奴がいるからヨーロッパにバカにされる~とか言いながら、自分が他人を低学歴と決めつけて馬鹿にしてるじゃないか
お前の根本的な問題は、気の短さと地頭の悪さ
中卒でも努力すれば田中角栄みたいに総理大臣にでもなれるけど、お前は何やってもダメな奴だな

english.stackexchange.com/questions/110381/origin-of-the-double-meaning-of-swear

>The extended meaning (i.e. as an expletive) comes from medieval times (c. early 15 century) in relation to "I swear to God". In the event that someone broke this promise, it was interpreted by many (including the Catholic Church) as a sin, because it was a taken as a direct breach of the third commandment:

>Exodus 20:7 Do not take the name of the Lord in Vain

>Note that the objection here is not "taking the name of the Lord" (i.e. swearing to God), but rather taking it in Vain — i.e. swearing to God and subsequently breaking the promise.

Interesting

Oh sorry. Swear words means curse words. Vulgar words. Actually there have been studies of language using brain scans and curse words are actually activated by the emotion centers of the brain and not the language centers. But generally they are vulgarities. It's hard to explain because japanese doesn't have that many and even they they function differently. In English these words are considered to be unilaterally uncouth despite the fact that we all use them and many of them have normal meanings. Bitch can mean a female dog, a woman, a mean woman, a feminine and cowardly man, or a whore, but no matter what you use it for it is always considered bad practice to use it outside of friends. If you have to use the restroom you don't say "I have to shit" even though it means exactly the same as "I have to poop". The words themselves are taboo rather than their meanings.

peru will drown you with his sharts

>travel around Europe
I think she wants the d

は?
日本語で頼むわ

大学進学率は下げろ
今は女の資格予備校になった

I used to think Japanese didnt have swears, but I've read a few translations where they use some Japanese word for fuck.

You're gonna get robbed.

論破されたアホのコテハンが名無しになるそうです

Also I think most of the time the worse thing they commonly say is to go kill your self or die.

韓国クシで書いてることがフランスクシで書いてたこととかぶってるぞopener
笑笑

>Only one pic and can't see face
Are you so dumb?

is this tinder
うん知り合いがいるけど天才のよう
生活保護受給者なのに努力して入学した
言語学も数学も優れてる
ただし貧乏のせいでよく自殺したいと言ってる
実際に去年ソウル大生が投身自殺した
遺言は「個人の能力より金で出来ているこの世に飽きた」

つまり頭もよくない怠け者は一流大を目指すこと自体が失礼
今日悟った

女から権利取り上げて何になるんだよ

すくなくとも彼女は丁寧に着ている

駅弁?

Eh so what, we didn't match yet anyway, though I did just like a black girl who said she liked anime in her bio and she was a real QT too

youtube.com/watch?v=C_CsdYNXmSA

こいつ確か東大受験に失敗して発狂した奴

その人、頭がおかしいからスルーした方がいい

は?
韓国にそんなものないだろう?

youtube.com/watch?v=sNoa_ib8Dok
こっちだった

仕事でムラムラしてきた
どうしよう

Why do men even waste their time on dating sites? For every 1 response that a guy gets, girls are getting around 20 and a good deal of them are seeing multiple guys at once, not necessarily looking for anything serious off the bat. I have a few friends (female) who literally just accept dates from below average guys to get taken out and treated well and then never call them again. It just seems like such a huge waste of time and money for a guy when your effort can be reinvested into something like career goals or self improvement.

I had never sharted
my office even have a private bathroom

女同僚を痴漢

Do you think we should just get to the point and buy a whore for an hour?

that's something a japanese person would say
oh wait

>Why do men even waste their time on dating sites?

Because they want to fugg qts

>these lies
You soil your pants daily

お前の仕事はporn starだろ?
もっと仕事でムラムラしろよ

If all you want is sex then yes. If you want a serious relationship then you should get hobbies that put you into contact with other people and then form a relationship with someone that has similar interests.

>高卒のくせに
こんな掲示板ですら学歴、学歴だからな
Cred Forumsは仕事じゃねえのにww

Then you're really wasting your time. Just hire whores instead. A sure thing and there's no ambiguity as to the nature of the relationship.

ドヤ顔で福祉受けてる高卒の俺

Maybe you're right, but perhaps the desire for affection that lasts beyond a simple business transaction keeps people coming back to those sorts of places. A lot of people want girls to like them without having to give them money.

The proxy cambodian flagger seems mad

I think you were right about his background

What if I meet someone with similar interests on one of those apps/sites?

お前がキチガイじゃねーか
お前なんかと接触したことないわ妄想野郎

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just liked a QT Japanese girl from gakushuin women's college

>Maybe you're right, but perhaps the desire for affection that lasts beyond a simple business transaction keeps people coming back to those sorts of places. A lot of people want girls to like them without having to give them money.
No matter what you're giving them money. You'll never get a girl to like you and be a part of a lasting relationship without investing some money in quality time with them. If all you want to do is nut then hire a whore. If you want to be a valued part of her life then look for someone that has similar values to you.

why would anyone like to fuck the same body several nights?
gfs are worthless

You're just looking down upon women. A woman is 20 times more precious than a man.

It's not a far fetched scenario. It happens often and many people find a real relationship online. But for less time and money you could have spent that indulging in a hobby that would yeild potential mates as well. And then you'd have the hobby and the mate rather than just one. Not to mention the time and money. Dating sites are ultimately there to connect women and men with one another. But they're a raw deal for men, especially if they want anything more than a few dates.

一月にどの位貰えるの?

oops, don't know how I managed to quote the wrong post there.

what is your favorite kanji?

Hobbies are expensive and time consuming, though.
>A woman is 20 times more precious than a man.
Are you sure? tinderseduction.com/male-model-tinder-case-study/

>No matter what you're giving them money.
Meh, I know, that's always the counter-argument. And it's true. It's just the impersonal nature of trading one resource for another in a transaction that kills the magic for a lot of people.

>If you want to be a valued part of her life then look for someone that has similar values to you.
Girls that have good taste in anime are rare though.

I'm not looking down on them. You're looking up to them. Women are humans just like everyone else. No need to make them the center of your life.

tinder is free, also im thinking of spoofing the gps to tokyo or seoul for keks knowing i will get snowed under in matches within minutes

Hobbies are more rewarding for some people though.

I understand. I'm just saying...

私

1000€

You don't need to spoof the GPS, you can just set the location to Tokyo in the app and like the girls. I think they'll see your profile because I tried that with Ulanbaatar and got a lot of matches (much more than what I get here, per capita) despite the distance.

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国

I don't understand why you like rice and garlics.

バスド日本

>animal crackers
crackers shaped like animals?

>Ulanbaatar
So it turns out that this is the capital of Mongolia and not a planet from Star Wars. Interesting.

Because I'm English/French/Japanese

語 looks pretty nice, but 紫 sounds the best ( むらさき )

ミカ女ってどういう意味なの?
もえゲで出た言葉だけど

short hair is the best

ggrks

鬼

え、なに

あぁ、Based Japan ね。

おかま

You are fooling no one. We all know you are just a weeaboo.

Moa a best

k

Tall girls with short black hair are the best! The best!!

まじで?

I actually matched with some really qt girls way beyond my level. I can only assume they want a foreign penpal and nothing beyond that.

post the rarest 漢字 you know

>a weeaboo in the japanese thread on a japanese imageboard for anime discussion
to be honest with you, i have heard more surprising things than this

女性の男っぽい格好が好きなら, ゲイだろう

ok so i got a 6 month subscription to tinder plus so now i can change my location to anywhere

seoul works but tokyo gives me an error at the minute

alternatives to tokyo?

I don't think I know any actually rare kanji 2bh.

What?
I thought this was a Burmese basket weaving forum?

Fuck this! I'm leaving!

え?少なくない?
そんなんで生活出来んのか?

>really qt
まじかよw

Oh shut up ahmed. We all know you like to stone ladies for wearing pants.

龗

へえ、可愛いと思わないの?

お早うございます。vocaroo.com/i/s1fMZrXLBozD

ホイホイホホホイホイホイッスラー展

How come even your dogs look Asian?

おやすみなさい

あらあら, お前はゲイなら大丈夫だけど, 僕が別に差別していないからな

万国共通で可愛いってのは
どんなんです?

まあ普通だよな
両親と住んでるから貯まっていく
一人暮らしなら家賃補助も受けるからその場合も大丈夫

動物は勿論だけど
子供の無邪気な姿、
お年寄りの男女が年に一度ぐらい見せる子供っぽい仕草も可愛い

rate my locations

王氏は満州事変の発端となった柳条湖事件から85年の今月18日、夫の投稿を微 博で紹介。夫は「小さな国にいじめられたのを忘れられない」などと言及した上で 「過去に訪日した際は、腹いせにホテルの部屋で全ての蛇口を開いて水を流した」と 明らかにした。

まぁ憤青

maybe their ancestors also lived in the cold for a very long time

More like loc-asians 2bh

>両親と住んでるから
親と住んでても福祉を受けられるのかよ
日本で生活保護受けようとすると親戚にまで連絡が行くのに、、、
羨ましすぎる

All of that to speak with some girls you will never meet kek

この時間は中国人と朝鮮人か

>tfw a giant daddy long legs just crawled out from behind my computer and scared the shit out of me
A near death experience.

cute bird

残念ながら全く思わない

youtube.com/watch?v=y_og26CeWl8

How do guys deal with は?
I have no problem in deciding if I should use は or が, but while reading I have trouble with は and relative clause.
Do you guys make a mental break between は and the sentence until the last verb since it cannot be in a relative clause (unless it has the contrastive meaning)?
This is really one of the few things that is troubling me a lot while reading, i think that if i get the hang of this and relative clause I would jump a level, but no matter what I can't.
Any advice on は and long sentences and lots of relatives?
I would appreciate it a lot

konnichiwa faggots

How would I write "the jew fear the samurai" in Jap?
youtu.be/sPAwZkXcy_M?t=722

Thanks

What's the difference between Hiragana and Katakana?

そんな制度で働くやつがいるのか

こういう人工感丸出しの顔がかわいいと思う感覚は少なくとも全く分からんな

When you read long sentences containing many relatives in it and you can't get it, the first thing you should is to decompose it to simple several sentences. "All" of long sentences can decompose to several sentences.

Original 「ユダヤは侍を一番恐れている」

thank you!

やばいよ…
昨夜雨と風がうるさくて眠れんかった…

Katakana is mostly used for borrowed words from foreign languages and emphasis. It can also be used for some animals and sound effects. Hiragana is used for everything else.

やべぇよ・・・やべぇよ・・・

The katakana is used for a word of foreign origin

や to the っぱし

youtube.com/watch?v=MzG2LjVG6xY

そんな時はスーパーかコンビニに行くのだ

こっちはこれから
きっと暇になるよやっほい

何だof

vimeo.com/183297243
Get it while it's hot. Preview of the Olympics.

Yeah, that I have not muxh trouble, in retospect.
But は i compleyely different to me.
I never kno how to approach it.
What do you usualy think when you see it?
Do you just keep it in the back of your mind until the end?

>tfw Monday so no beer for kanpaing

Weekend when?

Japanese rappers have an unfair advantage

気を付けてよ
久しぶりのちゃんとした台風だった

So do Spanish

>Do you just keep it in the back of your mind until the end?
Yes, I do. Bad sentences often have its subject at its first part, and its verb at its end part. Difficult to read for even natives.

詳しいな
受けたことあるのか…

16号は普通の台風だ。
カッパ着て傘持って歩いてりゃ平気さ

玄人は傘をささない

Penpals after 43 years

youtube.com/watch?v=1ILw1YuXMl4#t=8m23s

...

lol. But English has the subject first and the verb last. Why are we so different?

玄人ともあろう人が秘訣をバラすとは

捨て靴を履いて行くのも玄人
勿論カバンに勝負靴が入っている

>English has the subject first and the verb last
u wot m8

ドイツスレはちょいちょい見に行くよw

I meant that a bad sentence is the one that contains several relatives in it, and those are located between its main subject and verb.
Which is like: "The person who is my senior brother living in western side of Tokyo where I was born in is now living in Osaka." My English is shit, so I can't write good example in English.

仕事したことないなら請求できないけどね
たとえここ2年間で働いた日を合わせて一年間になるとすれば、後一年間受けられることになる
昔はそうじゃなかったけど仕事を積極的に探すことも前提の一つとなった
働いたことがない人向けのヤツもあるけど本当にクソ

見ず知らずの外人を金沢まで送って人探しを手伝う香港人
人良すぎるだろw

あんたはただの玄人ではない
その道の神だ

近所に幼女観察できるところはあるのかね?

そんな事言われたの初めてだけどタオルもビニール袋に入れて持ち歩くのだ

通報するのだよ(緑間真太郎風

お巡りさんチーッスw

こんばんは、ポーランドからのアノンです。
I took some Japanese lessons in the summer and that sentence is more than I actually can speak, had to use Google Translator at one point, please don't hit ;_;

Anyways, the course was fun. Our teacher was a 10/10 Chinese girl who couldn't even pronounce r. I would continue learning but I had exams that were more important than that and I forgot most stuff by now.
Where do I start learning, how long would it take to master it to the level when it would become any useful and how useful is it?

That's a cute story desu

モバイル表示が出来なくなっている

俺はないけど、あれのおかげで必要な人が親戚に知られたくないから申請せずに、厚顔無恥な一族が必要なくても貰える様になってる
親族に「あなたが面倒見れませんか?」って連絡行くらしいから

仕事は何してたの?

Shed a tear

馴れ合いのやり取り本当に気持ち悪いわ

ニートは寝る時間
社会人は仕事行く時間
nihonjin君はニートだからそろそろ寝ようか

世界中からの選りすぐりのキモオタがカキコしてるんだから、気持ち悪くないわけねえだろw

トリコロールの言ってることはぼやかしてるが日本のハローワークの話
ここの奴らどんだけ世間知らずなんだ

接客業の仕事

>Where do I start learning
See the OP links. The Genki textbooks tend to be pretty popular.

>how long would it take to master it to the level when it would become any useful
I'm far from fluent, but if you study on a regular basis, you'll have enough knowledge for your Japanese to be useful (being able to order food, engage in conversations, etc.) in just a few months.

嫉妬で頭が狂いそうなのか?
いい時間だから病院行ってこいよ

日本には「お客様は神様」という言葉があって、客が必要以上に偉そうな態度を取ることがあるけど、フランスはフランスで迷惑な客とか大変そうだな

怒ったりしてる人がいるけど、大したなことでもない
日本のほうが辛いだろう
礼も言われず毎日クズを神扱いしなきゃいけない店員とかかわいそう

こんにちは!!!

来週!

まあ、実際にはパートのババアや店長の方がクズ率高いけどね
お客さんは感謝の言葉かけてくれる人もいるから

why does the announcer/narrator sound retarded

is it to make fun of gaijin or what

>is it to make fun of gaijin or what

the japanese will make fun of anything; gaijins a babby tier comedy for them

That's Bobby Ologun. He's Nigerian.

youtu.be/PItQEQMsyZI

こんにちは~(´・ω・｀)

さ、寒い…(´・ω・｀)

とうほぐか?

今日はちょっと冷えてるね

自宅警備員起床

what would be better to live in after getting a degree in health sciences seoul or osaka

Mark you calendars

Japan meet up summer 2017

日本よりも正しい社会保障のあり方だな。

お前だけだったな底辺は。

It's lit, family.

Why would you do that?

Noted

Reminder of why you're learning Japanese

youtube.com/watch?v=pYIPXpadBEU

Aokigahara forest meet up*

ハンバーガーのバンズのスレ立てたら、バンズが通じなかったでござるorz

Okay!

But I am fat, don't laugh guys.

...

よく解らないけどものすごくイヤw

...

Our bacon is the same as american bacon.

Why is canadian rap so much better than japanese rap?

>you will never have sex with identical Japanese twins

Austin Powers had the right idea.

youtube.com/watch?v=VhQhZyNKqhM

:(

アメイコゥ

I have a small penis

Will people laugh at me if I go to a public bath?

>jpqt gfs period 4 days late and counting

Starting to get nervous, senpai.

fukuyu

Where can I find more of their videos?

I'll make new thread at 300

time to leave the country!

I wish I knew, buddy

Im more worried about her mother. Holy shit she will kill me with a kitchin knife.

韓国の自宅警備員はテコンドー使いなの?

310 please.

Let us all respect the bump limit.

Not another fuckin Kanna

Say no more

I Ain't Mad At Cha

How do you save yourself from the situation?

abortion

I'd love to impregnate a Japanese girl

Maybe it was just me, but I was expecting a love ending. As soon as they said husband I became sad

I dont know. Oh god.

If you aren't ready, you must tell her.

...

Do NOT bully canadians. We love you

あははははははは

I don't care. I still like you even if you are a big mean bully

more adventures , yap
Im the only one able to complete this mission
even if I fail there is not other option
if probabilities are right, Im gonna win this time

today I woke up late. I took the subway to work, it was raining outside and the subway was so packed there was a line all the way outside the station.

when i finally got inside the subway trains were jam packed with chinks with wet umbrellas. luckily i made it to work on time.

are you ready for this again, peru?

けっこう台風すごいな
それにしても日本は台風の通り道なのか
毎回上陸していくけど

四国なの?

sorry was playing with a girl