/cum/ - Canada, U S A, Myanmar

quite a homosexual thread lads

>looks like a girl
>is a dude

What time is it, /cum?

Janny is triggered

L-let's discuss the relations between Canada, the USA, and Mexico, h-huh guys?

Janny time

trap time

whats the cheapest place in Canada I can visit that isnt culturally enriched like Toronto

anywhere other than vancouver or toronto

Windsor

get him janny

do it quick so you'll get a raise haha

tfw trap

too close to Detroit

Sure.

I love canada.

Post pics

>tfw no abusive Canadian gf that is taller than me and yells at me when she messes something up

Thank you moose, you are my favorite Candian cullers

Post bp

something is wrong here

I love America.

greatest ally does it again

I don't believe you

HUH...coulda sworn there were some toes ITT just a minute ago

>French flag
No I'm European

Who here #shillforhill?
youtube.com/watch?v=iI8tuwAjh5o

OFFICIAL
THREAD
THEME
m.youtube.com/watch?v=P3gx7CSXEzo

team gamerfood is cancer and you should feel bad

France isnt European?

>banjo lips

I hate France.

then why are you under a french proxy

Gonna be moving to Nova Scotia for a job
as a vehicle mechanic. Only gonna be their for 6 months, but if I wish to stay and can get a full visa then the job will be open forever (thanks uncle Jamie).

What do I need to know about Nova Scotia (cape breton), my uncle just tells me it's okay with good bars and cheap apartments.

I'd change my flag if I could.

that fucking diddy kong killed me

I'm waiting to get Mortal Kombat 9 until the Steam sale, but I want to play it now so badly

then pirate it

or pick it up off G2A

How are the qt's in France

tito puente

Afternoon lads. How's everyone doing on this fine day?

The man keepig me down, you know how it is.

Fucking christ, the worst smelling Arab on this planet is next to me right now. How do these guys breathe wearing that much cologne??

Tell me where are the strongest thunderstorms in America? Are they in Tornado Alley?

It's 7 dollars on Kinguin, think it will go cheaper during Steam sale?

Im going to spend the next 5 hours stuck on the interstate moving my crap to college

apparently hillary has pneumonia again and the debates are one week away

how much do you want to bet she's going to say she refuses to debate donald trump because he's to unreasonable

>Freedom inspector
>Begins moving towards the black bird at the end
Sounds about right

I swear to God and I'm not even lying, niggers are the ugliest race on earth right after Abos.

>how much do you want to bet she's going to say she refuses to debate donald trump because he's to unreasonable
Is that even allowed?
But then again, it wouldn't be the worst thing shes gotten away with, so idk why I'm bothering to ask

I seriously don't understand how people can drink this shit.

P I c s
I
c
s

post feminine penis pls

The taste is acquired 2bh and honestly its some of the most convenient caffeine. I drink the low carb version though and its a lot less sweet.

Holy shit tinder deleted all my matches
All my potential succs are gone.

why not just take caffeine pills?

Kys

How is your evening, Hans?

*tips fedora*

More socially acceptable and I can control the caffeine intake more with the energy drink. Rather just grab an iced coffee if I can but my workplace sells these things to me for about 1.25

>more socially acceptable
how would people even know?

how long are the presidential debates? could hillary actually make it through one?

breddy gud
pussy colleague took two weeks off because "he is feeling depressed" lmao
wanted to show him this pic before he left the office but nah

Did you ever ask what he's depressed about?
It could be something serious.

Monster is heavily marketed to teenagers, they're it's main demographic.

Usually an hour or two. No, she won't.
They'll probably introduce some new format where they'll be seated.

he's just a whiny softy, couldn't give a fart less why he's sooow sad ;_; tbph
also the civil war in syria really gets to him and he would love to join the kurds to fight isis and erdogan (lol)

naw brah he's probably just a pussy l0l

>t. prescription pill addict

that will be fucking hilarious if they do that

The USA is cute, CUTE.

marriage is for gays

dumb commie poster

>never took a prescription opiate, ssri/maoi in my life

Feels good bud

Can I hug you, Russia?
:3

Post bangs

Yes :3

>get prescribed a mild sleeping pill that also works as anti ED
>doesn't put me to sleep and instead I just get a boner around 1am
welp

>trying to cut back on smoking weed since i've been doing it every day for a few weeks now
>after finishing the stuff i have i decide not to pick up any more for the next few weeks
>dispensary just started having a sale
>$100 for an ounce

WHY WHY WHY

cool
i love weed :D

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>I smoke weed

Ontario? Do you have your card? I know some places don't give a shit and will sell to you as long as youre 19

is Josua Thompson right?

>I live in a state where it's a felony to possess weed

lolwut

>Drug laws

user that's racist

>Meme """intellectuals"""

>racist

Are Asian traps gay?

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Who call San Francisco Frisco? It sounds dumb.

I'd love a trap bf desu

>ywn suck a qt trap Pepe
Why live

youtube.com/watch?v=sLGkBnw6X6U

Try this, it's like grape soda.

Any motorcycle fags here? How much should I save up if I want to get a decent used touring cycle?

BC, I do have my card, the problem is the temptation of these fantastic prices

>Pronounced envelop like envelope

JESUS CHRIST FUCKING HELP! ALL THE GAS STATIONS ARE CLOSING!

Where do you live?

What do Canadians think of this?

ctvnews.ca/canada/king-of-west-african-tribe-returns-to-landscaping-job-in-canada-1.3077848

why is it called "gas" when its a liquid?

North Carolina, the place is going to hell in a hand basket right now.

Your guess is as good as mine.

Gasoline, yet non-american barbarians call it by its unrefined form.

Why dont you just drive diesel cars? Its way cheaper

I understand basic geometry

They don't answer me.

Diesel engines cost more IIRC and its more expensive per gallon, which puts people off. People don't think about the long term with cars. They want the smallest digits up front.

Because San Francisco are the breeding grounds for the lowest common denominator of liberals, so it's fitting they would have a stupid name.

Heard a few people back in cali call it that. It's more common to say "San Fran" thou

But you drive huge distances in America so it makes far more sense, the engines last twice as long too. In Ireland diesel is cheaper but I forget its the opposite in most other places.

Wearin' black in the deuce a nigga lurkin' fulla juice

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yeah but diesel's good on big trucks and big trucks are for guys with small dicks :))))))))))

Vegan master race

I feel like my drinking habits are unhealthy but don't want to stop.

Here was my last week
>work Monday though Friday
>get off work, start drinking (a bottle of wine or some beers)
>eat dinner and relax
>top myself off but don't drink enough to be hungover or anything when I wake up at 7am
>with friends on Friday and Saturday >Sunday sip beer all day and play vidya, go for a walk a bit drunk and listen to a podcast outside
>come home and eat a chicken dinner with a bottle of wine and watch the Emmys and doze off buzzed but not piss drunk
I drank like every day last week, the most on the weekends though. I'm eating and working, is this destructive? I ask because I want to buy some German beers on my way home to drink with my chicken. I guess it's bad calorie wise and it can be expensive but I drink pretty cheap stuff. I wish weed was legal then I'd do that

keep doing it, alcoholism is good for you

Got a math exam tomorrow. Been studying like crazy, but I still don't feel too great about it.
Wish me luck /cum/.

You should probably cut it out from sunday to thursday

Wow an Irish is telling me to cut back my drinking. But I like it

I only drink once or twice a week but am still slowly becoming an alcohol, if you drink every day you dont have a chance

That's how you become an alcoholic. When I get to that point I usually just stop drinking during the week and repeat the process eventually. Weed apparently helps some people cut down on booze, but for me it doesn't replace getting drunk. It's a completely different feeling.

>drink twice a week
>remotely close to becoming an alcohol
How old are you?

Ok I'll try not to drink until the weekend this week

Weed is way better, I'd never drink again if I could smoke weed in peace

im becoming muslim

should i do it?

I'm old. I have an increasing urge to drink most days but I simply dont do it, though thats still an alcoholic

Drinking is for fucking losers

When I was younger I liked weed better, I still like it but I think I've grown to prefer alcohol. Completely different drugs.

Original alcohol here. I used to smoke but I quit in the spring because I was applying for jobs but now I do temp work and also got a part time job so I might start again. It's cheaper and makes me feel better than drinking. And if you can control munchies (or just stock filling but healthy stuff when you smoke) it's better for a fatty like me

Drug users are the real losers

>Posting on Cred Forums
>Thinking anyone here is not a loser

I cant smoke weed anymore because of my job and random piss testing, even though a lot of co-workers are alcoholics and come into work stumbling around before operating heavy machinery thats apparently ok while smoking a joint in your free time is not

I'm not a loser, probably the most normie person in this thread

I'd prefer weed because it has no hangover and it just makes you go to sleep when you have had enough, instead of causing you to make a cunt out of yourself

I worship Polish pussy

>people talking of an /intg/
>people want to keep splintering other boards
what the FUCK is going on

Wtf I hate drinking now!

Did ur mom think u were cool?

me in the middle

jav is fucking awesome

I agree

that relationship one is probably the single most important one for normieness though, by not having that one you're pretty much not a normie

Why can't anyone else make good porn?

i drew that

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>alking of an /intg/
>>people want to keep splintering other boards
>what the FUCK is going on
Good things.
uncensored is okay. But the pig sounds the chicks makes and brown nips ruin it.

>But the pig sounds the chicks make and brown nips ruin it
Shit taste desu

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Florida

Fap man?

Oklahoma and northern Texas.

Which sate is it the easiest for a black guy to get a white gf ?

Because even when you've got a pretty high tolerance for caffeine built up you can put one of these down and feel it.

I take it you haven't gone to college and/or worked long/late hours?

Liberia

Caffeine pills are really hard on my gut.
Still used the old NoDoz alarm clock a lot in college.

>Needed to do homework
>got high instead

Black people from other parts of the country used to call it that.

They must've been transplants or from soc*l.
"San francisco", " sf", or "the city" if bay area.

Also no one from here calls it "cali", unless maybe from soc*l.

what's her best scene, bros?

i'm thinking either 933, 921, or 952

Is it stupid that I read hentai in spanish to learn it?

caffeine pills are hard on your stomach but coffee isnt?

strange

nah

No idea why, but yea.
Guaranteed stomach ache even when taken in moderation.

na, pretty smart mayne
but if you had asked me if its autistic then...

Caffeine pills have a much higher dosage of caffeine, I take them for preworkout, I drink coffee if I need to study

1 caffeine pill is equal to about 2 regular cups of coffee but you take it all at once as opposed to gradually sipping on it like coffee, also not as much water with it

Used to watch german animu dubs for extra practice. Bit more content than hentai, but everything helps.

not really - you can choose the dose

200mg is the same as a 16 oz coffee

Not all caffeine pills are same strength and i regularly take 16oz of coffee straight to the face.

You're probably onto something with the water bit though.

A mug is 12oz though, unless you're getting it iced I doubt you're drinking 16 that often and iced is half water anyway because cold brew is a concentrate

I hate when YouTubers talk about the history of YouTube like they were there for something that everyone else wasn't.

Yeah bud you make videos. I was there in 2006 too. YouTube was already huge back then. It was all over the news when Google bought it that year.

Yeah I'm just going by what I take for pwo, jet alert, but 200mg is more or less a standard and if you need more than that to get going you've been taking in too much caffeine anyway

But yeah it's probably the water

remember when videos had a 11 minute limit and we could rate videos from 1 to 5 stars

a "large" from most places is 16 oz, everyone i know typically buys this size

i'll usually have a glass or two of water with it

I have like 100gb of hitomi tanka on my porn drive. There is literally no way I could watch all of it but I'm sure it will keep me warm during the cold winters nights to come.

In Raleigh nowhere in town has gas
Beginning of the end boys finally

Yep. YouTube has changed so much over the years. At least they stopped fucking with the site so much. There was a stretch of a few years where the site was changing something every week.

Obviously not him, but I'm talking a pint glass of coffee, allowed to cool to a temperature at which i can literally chug it. I drink several when i work.

It is only temperary. Tennessee ran out of gas for two days. They will just have to divert the pipeline and bring in trucks.

soundcloud.com/bayonetrecords/warehouse-super-low-official-single

this is the backyard of my house

You telling me I don't get to shoot anybody?

Pretty sick sound. Do they have an EP out?

Gas is stupid we should all live off vegan foods such as steak.

>regularly drink pints of extreme strength coffee for breakfast and lunch

>starting to notice the mental and physical sideeffects of racing heart and brain, after other people have started commenting on it

How the fuck do I survive without caffeine though?

i don't even have a yard, or a house :(

They have a record out called Tesseract. Super Low will be out in a few days.

such an unnecesary complain
it's like saying: fuck cancer, diseases shouldn't affect humans

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Take caffeine pills as a suppository to level up. You get the high dosage of pills without having to dilute it in your digestive tract.

I feel really tired and my lungs kind of hurt when I breathe
what's the diagnosis doc?

How retarded do you have to be to do this?

But I'm trying not to act like a paranoid schizophrenic, caffeine is out but I need it to function

I only cut back after getting super sick and not drinking any for 3+ days.

Have tried doing it in normal life and it's complete dogdick.

stop inhaling semen

>stop smoking
>take it easy and get some sleep and general rest

Dont thank me, I'm not a doctor

>sup·pos·i·to·ry
>səˈpäzəˌtôrē
>noun
>a solid medical preparation in a roughly conical or cylindrical shape, designed to be inserted into the rectum or vagina to dissolve

has anyone seen my watch?

My mom keeps hers in the fridge.

I think I might give it up completely but I fucking love coffee. I'd say that if I stopped drinking it I would die.
I literally could not physically survive the day without a big pint of coffee.

I still haven't started my homework
What the fuck am I doing with my life

Was walking behind this black girl earlier today. She was wearing black leggings with no underwear. Jesus H Christ. In my mind, I reached out and slid my hand between her legs and felt up her crack. I never felt so close to passing out from gawking before.

I'm disgusted with u desu

Meat is stupid we should all live off organic fuels like diesel

Was she fat?

pissing it away my man

No need to give it up completely.
You might be forced to later in life - no sense depriving yourself now.

Massive WEEDHEADS are onto something with the "t break" thing though.

No. Just really well proportioned. Medium sized ass, larger breasts.

>can literally see the pollution and the poverty
>probably every house is inhabited by drug dealers and murderers
>probably catholic people too

youtube.com/watch?v=oG537-jwKl4

mmm
vaping is so yummy

Black science man says it's simple physics.
This is why i drink about a cup of unleaded every day.

>mmm
>vaping is so yummy

I dont want to fuck up my heart but I truly enjoy a good strong coffee.
I thknk you have the right attitude, it feels good now so fuck tomorrow since we will all rot the same.

>AC is broken so it's on all the time
>Now it's just above freezing
This isn't fun anymore

Making a vegan dinner desu

*blows vape cloud in your ear*
is it ticklish

Should I call out of my shift tomorrow to smoke weed and sleep in?

Yes

No, you should go to work and bust your ass and then go home and smoke the weed you earned through your work.

This
Work hard party hard

>freedom of speech board out for the whole week
>someone paints "(uni) IS RACIST" all over everyone's writings
>campus ALREADY had talks of increasing POC student and faculty percentages
>sent emails to all students that pushed them to take a diversity and tolerance course online
>people keep linking a poster some dumb white chick made talking shit about Hmongs, even though it could have been a false flag

GET ME OUT OF HERE RAAAAAAAAAAAA

Heh, i don't really apply that to harder stuff anymore.
Unless you're completely sedentary your coffee intake probably isn't all that bad for you. I bike a fuckton and work on my feet, so my heart should be in pretty good shape. Also smoke wahey.

hopped out tha yugo at 7/11 lookin like iceberg slim

Is it the famous "American cuisine"?

Vapeman renaissance when?

>hmongs
>get me outta here
Yea, Minnesota blows.
Duluth is pretty comfy though.

There's no ass busting involved at my job, it's just standing for hours on end doing literally nothing 80-90% of the time
If I go to work tomorrow it's going to be an 8 hour opening shift which means I'd have to wake up at 7 and go sleep before midnight or else I'll feel like shit all morning
I ain't feelin' that homie

Oui

I'm hooked on phonics

Most hmongs are pretty based 2bh. They work hard for the economy and love the country.

sup nerds

>There's no ass busting involved at my job, it's just standing for hours on end doing literally nothing 80-90% of the time
Retail?

Yup

i'm not a nerd
i'm a geek

Oklahoma

>Boogeria
>Bloody booger flag
Boogers out

i'm not a nerd
i'm a freak

What up, dork

Just be the best damn stander with the best damn attitude.

not much, getting drubk and being bored

what about you bby

never fucking respond to me again

So what do you do for 90% of the shift? Can you do homework or read a book or something?

If you swear one more time I'm throwing you away, kapeesh?

Studying biochem like a monk.

I'm Loss Prevention, I have to stand near the front greeting customers and keep an eye on the store
Only times I get to sit down or read or do homework or whatever is on my lunch break and15

just remember the claisen condensation in the polyketide synthase

Sounds like hell.

Duly noted.
I want to make as good of an impression as I can in biochemistry.

im a hebrew

At work, I saw a black chick with a tight white dress and red thong underneath. It was sexy af even though she was a butter face

>claisen condensation in the polyketide synthase
Is this a spell??

whatcha gonna do about it, gaiboi?

>Studying

so, you are a fucking nerd after all ? :^)

How far are you into the Semester?
All we've done is basic pH/pka refreshers, amino acids, DNA/RNA and enzymes. Have an exam tomorrow on that stuff.

>so, you are a fucking nerd after all ? :^)

Just don't let anyone here know, okay, bub?

>gaiboi
I warned you...

That's not loss prevention. Loss prevention sits in the back room and watches cameras or else follows people around in the store. They might tell you that you are "loss prevention", but you are really just a glorified greeter. They probably just told you that you are LP because they are saving you the shame of telling you that they think you are retarded. Checking recipts is a really good job for you kind of people though.

Swap out DNA/RNA with a more in-depth look into enzymes and we're on the same level.
I've got an exam this Wednesday.

Luckily, it sounds like most of the questions on the exam are going to be nearly the same as the homework problems in the book, going off of hearsay from people who took this guy's course.

We have quizzes every day in class and from what I've heard the Professor likes to do multiple choice a lot. Not too worried honestly as I've got like an 88-89% in the quizzes as an average even with some fuckups.

yeah, you are getting destroyed, kiddo

i bet you got bullied in school, lmao

I don't check reciepts
I get paid more than my non-LP coworkers (even more than the assistant managers, actually), so I doubt they think I'm "retarded"
I'm well aware of the fact that i'm a glorified door greeter, in fact we can get fired for actually confronting someone who we think is shoplifting

Oh no, not the bloody booger monster

Back from uni finally

>ven more than the assistant managers
Sure you do, buba. Standing at the door is a good job for autistic people. Many customers find this type of checkpoint uncomfortable, so it helps to have someone at the door who is incapable of perceiving customers emotions. It helps avoid bias when analyzing customers leaving for theft.

I wish we did quizzes.
It keeps me on my toes and up-to-date.

He just gives us homework examples in the book.
Still a good teacher, in my opinion, though.

Welcome back!

I like the quiz idea as well. Sounds like shit but it makes you read and look over the slides ahead of time. Forgot my calculator for one of the quizzes in my lab section and had to manually calculate 20mM of a 238 g/mol substance in a 200mL volume. Ever so slightly off but I'm pretty sure the lab instructor will just pass it off as close enough for the quiz.

strawpoll.me/11262192

get in here you opinionated fucks

Are you from TJ?

yeah dude, i dont appreciate your language, farewell...

>www1.
what the hell is this

sorry didn't mean to reply bro
but by all means enjoy the (you)

that's right

wtf you quoting nigga

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Are we a first world country?

>ask dr if finger is infected
>no just keep it dry and clean
>ask other dr
>yes you need antibiotics

Hey hey whoa dude
It's just banter

>had to manually calculate 20mM of a 238 g/mol substance in a 200mL volume
m8 i haven't taken chem in like 7 years and i could do this wtf course is that

By all the developmental measures, yes. By the old meaning of the term, yes.

Nice, my family is from there wanna go back due to the weather.

yeah no dude, words can hurt, you know

>words can hurt, you know

Biochemistry
It was a "Do you know the concept" kind of quiz as we've been doing solutions to prepare protein synthesis from E.coli. In fact this lab course feels EXACTLY like the recombinant protein synthesis course I took about a year ago.

rude posters need to fucking kill themselves

How many of you faggots were legitimately bullied in school?

autistic posters need to kill themselves

strawpoll.me/11262234

I thought Bulgarians were supposed to be tough, not touchy

I have prayed to God for over a week for a qt gf and I still don't have one

I'm getting impatient

Probably you

I do though, they make $10 an hour and I make $10.50 (welcome to retail)
Why are you being such a dick anyway? Did I do something to upset you?

how many black people did you see today?

user why does that have a facebook file name

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I get anime pics from talking to friends.
Like this one.

I think you're lying

>facebook

kys

maybe i need some love now and then ?!?

you should be more creative with your filenames user

want to be a normalfag lads.
All I need to do is say fucking ay after ever sentence.

Like 2 I think

No, I'm asking because I never was and I want to see how widespread it is

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ok

Too many.
I think I saw one sitting on my car.
They're like monkeys.

noice

going to change my name to ulysses

Nah. I'm just bitter. Sorry for taking it out on you.

more than three

Last name better be Grant and I hope you spend your days bullying southerners.

youtube.com/watch?v=dO5TGRsLr3o

Dick is a cool nickname

Penis perhaps?

>you will never have a ruler made out of beachwood with angles notched in, sporting imperial and metric systems

>I'm le bitter and dark and edgy and jaded xD
Fuck off autist

>ORANGE
>PROPERTIES

>ywn have a ruler with angle markings

>act cordial on /cum/
>retarded kids meme me
I knew being sincere was a mistake. You can suck my dick.

How much do you manage to save monthly, after bills, rent, etc

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soy negro y cubano que me vas a hacer

Give us your budget.

>NEETs
>saving money
top kek

>Poor me, every1 always hates me this is why I hate le world XD
Go cry about it on Tumblr you big soft faggot

>I knew being sincere was a mistake. You can suck my dick.

Postea el brazo mi negro

new thread when

panda

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youtube.com/watch?v=tjfBn9PFw_0

Puedes quedarte

Your mistake wasn't being sincere, your mistake was being a pompous edgy faggot in the first place

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>Younger kid is more intelligible than the dude with the drone
>Dude has eyes white as snow
Bahamas weed must be some special shit