/brit/

I touched a poo in primary school

exorcist

prince of darkness freaked me out as a kid
especially the dream scenes and the bug guy

Eraserhead

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what the fuck

why did you touched a poo in primary school?

Titanic
Shat me up

>the absolute state of american patter

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got called can i see i.d please in the weatherspoons

business idea: america gives us $120 billion for nothing

Casper Meets Wendy

friend dared me

why does beer make my farts stink so bad

do i still have a yank flag

gf called me a bastard lads

Don't you owe us back taxes from pre-1776?

yes

what did you do

step 1: become israel

called this runt I'm leading on a bastard lads
bet the little poof is having a cry as we speak lmao

why does my soul feel so bad?

no

test

i think you'll find taxes are owed to the king m8

state just came and confiscated my last 2 rifles because i didn't mail them the monthly search consent forms

fucking hell

nothing :(

we will give you it but you have to use half of it to build elaborate estates for the most hated bits

piers, that failed host of top gear, ed, etc

>Being a snow-oil-jew

Babadook was quite scary

Reminder our prosperity is down to marshall plan and without the welfare state that preserves our standard of living is completely unaffordable and we are at best slav tier.

Need a Babestation gf lads

t. Gavin

the day after tomorrow

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reminder article 50 will never be triggered

wtf i hate norway now!

i look like an ugly him

from my cold dead hands

reply to this post and you'll grow 3 inches overnight

>i look like an ugly him

how's /GF2016/ coming along lads?

>christian cross
>wearing the skimpiest clothing possible
AH YES, BRILLIANT

Hows /(you)farming2016/ coming along lads?

When is Poleaboo and Lisicki making a /brit/ themed porno?

wish i was born a woman id just prostitute myself till i die from a heroin overdose

4,6 and 7 are criminally underrated

Getting really fed up with your shit lately lad. Do NOT post this question again without a leaning Liverpool player. Consider this your last warning.

I was just saying that, God I would love being some sexy slut

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>The "Omega Speedmaster Professional Chronograph" was the first watch on the Moon, worn by Buzz Aldrin.

makes me think

both massive benders

Johnny Foreigner are playing The Tonight Show? Cool!

youtube.com/watch?v=CCYdj08jwHE

strawpoll.me/11261370

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important lads

>telling me how to post my own gimmicks

ffffffffffffffffffffnnnnnnnnnnnnnhrrrrrrrrnNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

currently in the process of doing that myself
anyways please post fucking machines

it's not a gimmick just because you spam it

you're a cunt and nobody likes you

You've been fucking warned lad. Do NOT do it again.

>tfw 5'8
>probably too short to ride a bike

kill me

>tfw slept in same bed with a girl
>tfw still a virgin

yeah fuck off nigger. you are a literal nigger, I can tell because you post nigger kick ball players all the time and only a nigger would appreciate watching some ape niggers running around kicking a ball

>Yanks don't have Easter eggs

>he actually believes the yanks went to the moon on a spaceship less technologically advanced than a mobile phone

all of you no gf lads...the answer is right in front of you

276 million dollars for the dabbing james milner

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literally didn't realise the irish guy posting the winjandum and calling Mane the best signing of the season was a gimmick till now.

world population needs to be reduced by half at least

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1,2

>local shop owner charges $6 for 2 AAA batteries
>dollar store charges $1 for 4 AAA

if i threw a petrol bomb in his store he'd probably run into the street squealing about his ducats

>world population needs to be reduced by half at least

so one of these has to go then

which one dies?

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hello /r/unitedkingdom

Absolutely live for going on holiday. Can't beat working hard all year and rewarding yourself with a nice break in the sun once or twice a year.

>yeah fuck off nigger. you are a literal nigger, I can tell because you post nigger kick ball players all the time and only a nigger would appreciate watching some ape niggers running around kicking a ball

this is the yank banter ive been hearing about?

need christmas present ideas lads.

mum, dad, sister (16), sister (31), brother (15)

>state of those noses

no thanks

>world population needs to be reduced by half at least

Girl on the left in that picture with her Asian boyfriend

>yeah fuck off nigger. you are a literal nigger, I can tell because you post nigger kick ball players all the time and only a nigger would appreciate watching some ape niggers running around kicking a ball

might go to grimsby this year

you get some great bargains in the off season

>genuine football insight
>a gimmick

nope

nice.

their eyelash game is on fleek.

la defense is better than london skyline

just sayin'

WHAT'S GOING ON??

*teleports behind you*
*leans in close so you can feel the warmth of my breath in your ear*
Starting with...... you.....
*unsheathes katana and decapitates you in a single motion*
Heh...... nothing personnel..... kid......

>>world population needs to be reduced by half at least
More pics of her.

>reddit filename

you're all too old to be celebrating it. christmas is for little kids.

R8 my lunch lads

dildo, fleshlight, dildo, dildo, fleshlight

strawpoll.me/11261412

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rasheed

Paki.

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>evans cycles selling bikes from £250-£2500

literally two wheels and a bit of metal. what the fuck

>freeya_06.jpg
post imgur

price range?

you had that yesterday

*walks in*
hi! is this the 'I wish I were paki' support group?

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!!!

HE LOOKS LIKE ONE THOSE MALE JAV ACTORS THEY SIGN ON BECAUSE THEY NEED AN EXTRA DICK IN THEIR BUKAKKE

FUCK EVERYTHING

Say that again lad, I'm 190cm tall and built like a brick shit house

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

did you actually reverse that photo so google image couldn't search it? are you fucking autistic lad?

instagram.com/p/_zct-LKYTq/?taken-by=ella.freya

£2500 doesn't even get you a top of the range full suspension bike lad

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really makes you pinder

>pc world selling computers from £250-2500

literally some sand and a bit of metal. what the fuck

>you're all too old to be celebrating it. christmas is for little kids.

*reads this post*
*puts on my boots*
Looks like it's time for some runt squashing
*kicks you to death as you squeal in agony*

You think you can stand against me?

nice coat if it was tailored a bit more

white shirt under that with tight jeans and plimsolls would be fine as fuck

Reminder that we're only living on an island because our ancestors were Doggerland hill-niggers living in the barren highlands

t. clueless

majority of people use hybrid bikes right?

you'll trigger the flat earthers, be careful lads

Why don't you go get some sand and some metal and make one yourself then?

What did he mean by this?

Only poofters cycle 2bh lad

post boypussy

>cycling

bit round innit?

This is my gf

if youre a fly nigga like me you'd ride a road bike from the 80s

>[NHDTA536] When This Older Sister Makes Fun Of Her Brother, Saying "You're 36 And You Still Can't Get Married?!", She Gets A Surprise Poke In The Tits! The Younger Brother Is Aroused By His Sister's Sensitive Tits, And Keeping It A Secret From The Family, She Straddles And Comforts Him

is this minecraft

>tesco selling wine from £2.50-250

literally some water and a bit of grape. what the fuck

Titicut Follies

legit only scary film mentioned ITT

*sends this pic to girl*
*wonders why she isn't gushing her knickers*

she's pretty

Looks like a realdoll

Sounds like a shit version of Mega Milk.

post her fb

>tfw spent 2 years learning Norwegian for nothing
REEEE FUCKING POORFAGS WHY DID YOU HAVE TO VOTE LEAVE?!?!?!?!?! I HOPE THERESA CUTS YOUR "BENNIES".

NIGGERS

ah yes the so called female

Alri kev

gays genuinely find that picture arousing the absolute subhumans

JAV is art

literally the only alcohol I drink is wine. any other kind of alcoholic beverage is degenerate

>you can get bikes on finance

ah yes

you do realise norway isn't a member of the EU?

gonna play on a london map in cities skylines

should i create an inner ring motorway to complement the m25 or leave as is and have the north and south circulars be served by a 6 or 8 lane road?

just finished adding the new routemaster and underground and overground rolling stock as well as classic British row houses

signs

think i broke my tv

uncut dicks are fucking disgusting. im a girl

>post imgur
see

not really

t. gay

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hnnng so qt

just broke some lanky welsh cunts tv aha

create an efficient public transport system and discourage car usage
fucking yanks

this is a mind blower

you're a spastic for learning such a niche language my lad.

Just want to fall asleep with a girl in my arms.

>macbooks cost £1200

literally 3 months of saving just for a laptop

B O I P U C C I
O
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P
U
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C
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Ever heard of the EEA or EFTA you runt?

Don't think the Tim Kev gets enough use 2bh

ta senpai

ah yes

the so-called macbook

meh at least the bitch is being honest, I hate women that make you pretend like they are oh so unique and special

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>£1200
>3 months of saving

rage. fury. irritation. humiliation.

infantile degenerate runt worm cuckold nigger nonces

slept in my mums bed once i think as a toddler

pirate scumbags

gonna wait a bit then fedora my own post

I wanted to move there.

So the Lord sent a pestilence upon Israel from the morning even to the time appointed: and there died of the people from Dan even to Beersheba seventy thousand men.

16 And when the angel stretched out his hand upon Jerusalem to destroy it, the Lord repented him of the evil, and said to the angel that destroyed the people, It is enough: stay now thine hand. And the angel of the Lord was by the threshingplace of Araunah the Jebusite.

>the /trans/ kids spamming that

grow up

Bit embarassing that he posts that every day.

/brit/ more like /shit/ haha

That's what happens when you live in London and 90% of your income goes towards rent

Japanese lessons start soon lads. Hopefully the Japs teaching the course know the majority of people attending will just be disgusting weebs. Myself included.

>Brexit means you can't

erm, what?

i thought the UK was better than norgay

>yes

what's wrong with it

>gonna wait a bit then fedora my own post

wearing a diaper lads

Why yes I have as a matter of fact

Probably because it's too scary

>move there
Been there, done that. Can already tell you don't have what it takes. Maybe try learning Spanish?

let's run that whole thing back

degenerate faggot

baby

fb . com /xeniatchoumitcheva

not even close

bebé

gassier than an auschwitz delousing shower lads

what kind of bent twat cares about the clothes they wear
it takes common sense to not look like a dork, but you need to gas yourself if youre male and actually put effort into your clothes

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Why does he look way better like this? There's a hint of swagger in this one

>diaper

FOY

DAMN

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i always do that but in the beginning my city will be too poor to afford an underground, so it will need good traffic circulation, and the public transport served by buses

fuck it im making an orbital motorway where the circular is.

you posted the image I was going to post

It will be MUCH harder.

gosh lads the pizza here is pretty damn good

someone's angry I called out their fetish for being degenerate

>fuck it im making an orbital motorway where the circular is.
fuck you im making an orbital shit where your house is

Daily reading. From the gospel of John.

John 11:45-57

The Plot To Kill Jesus

45 Therefore many of the Jews who had come to visit Mary, and had seen what Jesus did, believed in him. 46 But some of them went to the Pharisees and told them what Jesus had done. 47 Then the chief priests and the Pharisees called a meeting of the Sanhedrin.

“What are we accomplishing?” they asked. “Here is this man performing many signs. 48 If we let him go on like this, everyone will believe in him, and then the Romans will come and take away both our temple and our nation.”

49 Then one of them, named Caiaphas, who was high priest that year, spoke up, “You know nothing at all! 50 You do not realize that it is better for you that one man die for the people than that the whole nation perish.”

51 He did not say this on his own, but as high priest that year he prophesied that Jesus would die for the Jewish nation, 52 and not only for that nation but also for the scattered children of God, to bring them together and make them one. 53 So from that day on they plotted to take his life.

54 Therefore Jesus no longer moved about publicly among the people of Judea. Instead he withdrew to a region near the wilderness, to a village called Ephraim, where he stayed with his disciples.

55 When it was almost time for the Jewish Passover, many went up from the country to Jerusalem for their ceremonial cleansing before the Passover. 56 They kept looking for Jesus, and as they stood in the temple courts they asked one another, “What do you think? Isn’t he coming to the festival at all?” 57 But the chief priests and the Pharisees had given orders that anyone who found out where Jesus was should report it so that they might arrest him.

the daughter

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474320329563.webm

(((gloria steinem))) and david duke worked for the CIA

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me lying there

>500x500
What sort of runt bothers saving an image this low quality

adorable

you and your dad

do you live under an overpass or something?

Why not? I'll fucking illegally immigrate if I have to.

NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE BIG COCKED DAD

Come on where's the lad with the Yoga 710

youtube.com/watch?v=L343dzWizmk

don't get it

bloody hilarious how excited amerishoots get when they've shot something to death

which one of you posted this

yeah under a bridge

>drinks on Friday w/ QT
>drinks on Saturday at a party
>Family lunch drinks Sunday
>Drinks tonight with an old friend
>Work drinks tomorrow
>Uni mates drinks weds
>Drinks on a date Thurs
>will almost certainly end up pissed Friday
>Drinks with school friends sat
>meeting aunty for lunch (drinks) sunday

gonna get fat & liver disease at this rate

literally the gf
she was the only one who was nice to me when I was going through a period of severe depression

I regret everything

was not NORWAY an UK bitch after they got liberated from the nazis?

bit grim

found him

me walking around the UK

maybe for a bit
they oil and sovereign wealth fund now

*heavy truck honks its horn right as you're about to fall asleep*

heh

/his/ is a fucking shithole

because we're nice

so is mexico yet here you are

Met a girl on tinder today lads, she really made me feel self-conscious about how little of my shit i have together

Sad wank and then off to sleep now

post machines

I'd kill for a girl that cares for me like your gf cares for you

*goes to california*

Ahh yes no white people left in the US according to my scientific research

the best 'sicki is where you can see a faint outline of him through the back door (far right of the shot)

Only seen it once tbqh, is next level.

What happened to caralad?

grim as fuck

hopefully that's a muslim school

you have 3 (three) minutes to reply to this post before I go to bed

The so-called Reviewbrah

Traded his gimmick in for sexy skinny women

una vela.....

i made that a while back but accidentally deleted it

ignore my yank flag btw

>63%

looks like adrenaline

depressed
youtube.com/watch?v=-QuK17lSvDo

eh, whenever i feel good about myself i start thinking nobody's good enough for me
i'll remember that she's the only one that'll be there for me when I need someone and be a bit more humble in a while don't you worry lad

playing twelve sky 2

that doesn't always work out. my gf knew I was a virgin before meeting her and that I have poor social skills. she uses both to lord over me.

gf just sent me this

t. oronto

that is a man

sometimes i wish i was a lanklet so i could have a big girl crush every bone in my body with her fat arse

class in an hour

go to bed

do landlords set a fixed price for gas/elec or do you have to choose your own tariff through the company

aha but you see my situation is different
I am not a virgin and she is.

my pure little danish rose desu

por que no nos da (you)s el mejicano

why doesn't the mexican reply to posts?

cutting it very fine

good night x

>2:29 seconds

hmm, sounds vaguely familiar but I don't have it sadly

niiiiiiiigggggggggeeeeeerrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!

Might do a cheeky class skip tonight lads

Bit nervous x

dream something nice x

(usted)

If you're paying the bills, you can choose supplier and tariff

>Life as a normie sure is hard:the post

Don't live in Ontario and own guns, just rather shoot at targets than living things. Most hunters I know are lazy faggots that sip beer in a blind all day.

meant for

damn, best of luck with that one. hopefully your relationship will be the opposite of the hell I live in.

saw on some properties that the landlord charges a fixed fee every month, can they do this?
what if I have extremely low usage?

NEED to play with her fat tits

realising that my gf would probably forgive me if I ever cheated on her
fucked me up a bit because there's no way I'd forgive her if she did it to me

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If it's included in your rent then tough luck. Otherwise, you're the ocupant and are entitled to change the supplier / tariff if it's beneficial

sitting on 1432 comment karma, anyone want to cop my account?

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deleted all my porn in a fit of hysteria and am now regretting it big time desu

maybe you just care more about her than she cares about you

Gonna do it

Just gonna sack up and miss 1 night class just because I'm tired and want a beer

Feeling very liberated 2bh

>tumblr

hope so desu
don't think I deserve her most of the time

any /choon/ man in?

youtube.com/watch?v=d_lzntVKlvo

watching Enter the Void

class for what? :)

Banged a girl in a relationship and her bf forgave her

You've got to be more accepting of mistakes lad

installing the latest version of origin lads

bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-37413710

why do you guys do the date like dd/mm/yy

think its the other way round m8

if someone forgives a cheater they're pretty beta in my eyes

well

>If it's included in your rent
Hmm not like that

They list it separate from the rent

Did you dress up as her bf or what

really makes you do a ponder

because thats how it goes
why else

HVAC 1 at the technical center

Just need to be careful because I get a raise if I pass and if I fail work makes me pay for the class.

nigga fuck that thinking if it ain't you it will be some other douche, and that's the type of girl you HATE to see another man have.

I don't see what you're getting at here.
I wouldn't forgive her because I've been cheated on before and it fucks me up inside

She'd probably forgive me because, apparently I'm her first boyfriend.

need a bf

because it makes the most sense

stay away unless you are desperate or have stupid money

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where did it all go so wrong

we've always been at war with the bin ladens

the gf is looking for a job

hmm.. i guess i can understand that

oh and i'm sure you think the metric system is superior as well? and driving on the left side of the road?

well, guess what, you're wrong

Been cheated on before lad, twice.
I take that shit hard.
Idk maybe I've got issues but I can't forgive cheating.

Me on the left

paleocons supported reagan and his pack of moderate beheaders....now the hypocrites are praising putin for killing them in syria

>humans have inhabited earth for 200,000 years
>the world is still bollocks

last question. you can pay as you go in any property right

we don't sue the metric system for most things?

and driving on the left is proven to be safer yes

heart pounding, lad!
i thought you had doxxed me for a moment there

me naked in the wall cavity

>that shit

FOY

True, true
She basically loves everything about me

Too bad she lives so far away :(

Shame she hasn't got a Dipalma that'd come in handy

is the guy on the right wearing fucking mascara

think you need to pay to that installed but the switch should be easy

You look like a pig?

use*

me ground up into a fine powder and sprinkled into his drink

>blanks out the 1980s

>having no skills or work experience
don't miss this 2bh
guaranteed minimum wage

no, the red haired girl to the right

good eyelash genes lad

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>tfw 5'4 and built like an Icelandic carpenter

I'M NOT A YANK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

thinking about natural selection for universes in the multiverse

more like bent eyelash genes

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Fucks sake lads the vegan sister had been at it again

possibly, looks like his eyebrows have been trimmed as well.

was not aware fish could scream

>chicken quarter pounders

that's chicken you FUCKING IDIOT