/brit/

war is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength

Does ANYONE remember this song

youtube.com/watch?v=kNGG_FmfIaI

Got a rental out

mashallah brother

leon trotsky and pic related have been the most repulsive people ever

*sweats*

not the point

fuck off spic

hard to believe a time I was alive in looks so dated

youtube.com/watch?v=BKIG_8IfJGg

...

how did people get money before ATMs

>that slightly disgusted feeling you get when you open a BBC News article only to discover that it's actually a Newsbeat article

also icelandic cuties who love sex

those disappearing captchas were about to give me a heart attack

dunno why i hadnt switched to legacy earlier t b h

You went into the bank during your lunch break and collected it from a person

How did people get ATMS before money

not an argument

>work in 9 hours

there was no money

we had to make everything ourselves

post cartel beheadings

are you trying to seduce me?

lads I'm not being fucking funny.

I have never watched anything to do with this cunt (and I've cleared my watch history thrice just in case).
I've never watched anything related to his channel.
I've blocked him.
I've tried to pacify his influx of shit.

BUT NONE OF THIS HAS WORKED.
HE KEEPS POPPING UP.

HOW DO I KILL THIS CUNT?

...

...

barter system

>unpaid work in 9 hours

kannski

americans love him!!

pic related

Hit that mufukin (You) button

PUNCTURED BICYCLE
ON A HILLSIDE
DESOLATE
WILL NATURE MAKE A MAN OF ME YET?

WHEN IN THIS CHARMING CAR
THIS CHARMING MAN

WHY PAMPER LIFE'S COMPLEXITIES
WHEN THE LEATHER RUNS SMOOTH ON THE PASSENGER SEAT?

I WOULD GO OUT TONIGHT
BUT I HAVEN'T GOT A STITCH TO WEAR
THIS MAN SAID "IT'S GRUESOME
THAT SOMEONE SO HANDSOME SHOULD CARE"

A JUMPED-UP PANTRY BOY
WHO NEVER KNEW HIS PLACE
HE SAID "RETURN THE RINGS"
HE KNOWS SO MUCH ABOUT THESE THINGS
HE KNOWS SO MUCH ABOUT THESE THINGS

I WOULD GO OUT TONIGHT
BUT I HAVEN'T GOT A STITCH TO WEAR
THIS MAN SAID "IT'S GRUESOME
THAT SOMEONE SO HANDSOME SHOULD CARE"

THIS CHARMING MAN
THIS CHARMING MAN

A JUMPED-UP PANTRY BOY
WHO NEVER KNEW HIS PLACE
HE SAID "RETURN THE RING"
HE KNOWS SO MUCH ABOUT THESE THINGS
HE KNOWS SO MUCH ABOUT THESE THINGS
HE KNOWS SO MUCH ABOUT THESE THINGS

going to sleep clutching the dreamcatcher i bought at a najavo reservation

best flat positions to live at powerrankings

1. ground
2. upper
9001. mid

antidepressants to my left
coffee to my left
toenail clippers to my left
book to my right

yo just want to let you know there's no report button, no mute button, no block button in real life. I want to see your glance as I smash your skull into the fucking concrete, and I strangle the life out of you, pushing my thumbs into their eye sockets until you cry blood lol. well, not before forcing you to watch their beloved ones die in front of you.

one hunna one hunna

ground is shite

...

i decree today that life is simply taking, and not giving
england is mine, and it owes me a living
but ask me why and i'll spit in your eye
ohhhh ask me why and i'll spit in your eye

>Ah yes, that sounds excellent. I would much rather work at River Island on my povvy local high street than travel the globe and teach English in the most amazing cities in the world

wew imagine just blowing that kind of money?
I'm scraping together every dollar I have an investing it straight away, and people just dump tens of thousands on nothing.

toothpaste to my left
mugs and plates all over
toenail clippers to my left
hazard triangle above my head

dumb pirate frogposter

because they have more? this guy has crazy income, people with high income get drunk on it

entertainer syndrome

life is a scam

Fuck the call centre lads, considering getting a job as a restaurant waiter

Just need reliable hours, and maybe make a bit extra from tips, just enough for a meal deal

now watching random old adverts

NOT HELPFUL MOOSE FUCKS.
HOW DO I STOP HIS VIDEOS?
HE'S HIDEOUS AND MAKES ME SICK

>ground
>have to deal with sound/light/and pollution from the streets
>possibly also niggers smashing your shit up if you live in a crappy area.

flats are always better as you go up the tower, this isn't the 18th century anymore

What are you investing in

>going to """countries""" where they don't already know English

>alarm set for 7 hours from now

there's a fire?

nuanced edition

top with roof access > ground with garden > top > ground without garden > mid

youtube.com/watch?v=rX_h3vczc7Q

he is an ugly cunt eh

he doesnt appear in my shit, maybe hes paying jewtube to force his ugly mug unto uk users right now

youtube.com/watch?v=mm_4TDKHdys

>ground

Don't know why this cunt is so insanely popular

What makes him so special

Just another fucking vlogger in New York

beginning to think i will never be happy lads

*fucks you bum*

the night is young for me, lad

i feel for you

>this guy has crazy income
yea but if I had insane income I'd use it for sensible things.

why take luxury plane rides to no where when just business class is plenty comfortable and better than economy.

I'd hire a broker and have my money work for me so I never need to work ever again, then use the rest in buying up land for business ventures.

Not going to attend the meeting arranged for me by the Jobseekers people tomorrow. Fuck if I get sanctioned.

They're trying to force me to attend a meeting with companies to get into a shit job that's far away asap, when I can get a good paying local job that's coming up if I just wait a week more.
If I attend tomorrows meeting, chances are I'll be forced to accept the shit job or get sanctioned for refusing work anyway.

should have reached that conclusion long ago lad

*drinks your wee*

anybody with half a brain could /biz/ the fuck out of casey nastyass's youtube income

That vid would've made him what that seat cost and more lad

Soeculate to accumulate

The goal is to have a stable income. After that you might as well get a seat at the table of plenty.

take the sanction since it sounds like you're going to get a job soon.

you don't need to be on benes to look for work.

post machines

Its fresher's week but town is fucking dead

Boring cunts lmao

youtube.com/watch?v=JbiJqTBCQuw

green tech
invested in a company that makes lithium batteries and it has been on a slow steady increase
also have money in oil (pipelines), wind power, and solar.

I don't take big risks because that's just gambling, I wand my money safe and growing at more than bank interest.

looking to buy a large parcel of land when I save enough to buy outright (don't want debt attached to it from the get go)

already have a small bit of land up north I'm considering developing for cottage goers as a rental property.

i turn 28 on wednesday and ive accomplished absolutely nothing with my life and its too late to start over

cartel beheadings first

strawpoll.me/11261370

What if the economy collapses and everything is worth nothing. What good were your economy seats then? What if after your scraping and saving a terrible accident kills you? Will you have lived at all?

I'd just spend all the money if I was rich on fast cars fast women and drugs

And squander the rest

you don't deserve or need job seekers lad, especially if you turn down the job

hope you literally starve you leech

>I'd just spend all the money if I was rich on fast cars fast women and drugs

Good thing you're Irish then so this will literally never happen.

>so I never need to work ever again
that's why you don't have money

What's your job and annual income? What are taxes like in Canada?

i do not want to get banned

PUT
ALL OF YOUR MONEY
INTO ASTRA ZENECA

DO IT NOW

so you're buying stocks? is it hard?

you made much money at all?

I just hate the idea of such opulence in general, it feels so wasteful.

even if I was a billionaire I'd be fine with a fairly large but still modest home.

I think English people understand this better, look at Paul McCartney's house vs pic related owned by some dentist in Ontario.

balls are giving off quite the odour

I'm set to inherit property worth at least half a million so that should get me somewhere

>investing your money personally
absolute FOY

I've been looking so long at these pictures of you, that I almost believe that they're real

Faget

I agree 2bqh

Half a million potatoes.

wat?

you do realise paul mcartneys house probably costs the same as this mansion

oi i need to find the lad with the Yoga 710

>just copped this track jacket.
Now I will be king of the neds.

need a big castle for your little princes and princesses

Surely that guy is a bit more than "some dentist"? Also his mansion doesn't seem to have any land with it, or if it does he doesn't look after it.

why are they not called chavs in scotland

>I have opinions on how money that isn't mine should be spent

If this Canadian keeps up this investing and saving he might be able to afford a one bedroom flat somewhere in greater London

That's garish as fuck. No class whatsoever.

>Canadian planning permission regulations

gaudy piece of shit

to the english, all scots are chavs

the volume looks pretty shabby there bud
not that it doesn't look promising but if I want my money out quick they might not be able to facilitate and I'd lose it all.

ill watch it though and grab if it drops low
I've made steady gains but I'm limited by my income so I'm not expecting huge booms of cash from a lucky stock.

that's for gamblers and day-traders.
its not that hard, I have a trading account which is free so long as I regularly make trades, I just set them all up to re-invest profits so trades happen continuously and automatically.

alternatively with a large diverse portfolio you could just take the profits as cash and live off it.

youtube.com/watch?v=d8_4dd4MG74

some fucking bizarre adverts2bh

serious question lads:

will the persecution of the neet ever end?

*dib* xDDdd

so neds are superchavs?

user with the jacket must be a big fella

>probably
opinion discarded

doing a depressive think

>Meet the absolute perfect woman
>10/10 in every single way
>Beautiful and cute at the same time
>Funny and interesting
>Everything I want in a woman

>She's barely 5'
Fuck sake. Why can't I just have one win?

thats built in the style of louis xiii

youre clearly jealous and live in a shack

*sanctions you*
*amputates 3 of your limbs*
*declares you fit to work*

business idea: travel to 1970 and buy a house in London and put the rest of your money into Apple & Microsoft stock

dentists are jews, tim was right
>look at my teeth for 5 minutes
>that'll be 85 dollars ;-)

FUCK OFF

serious question lads:

neets, why haven't your parents kicked you out?

that place is 17 million

also I'm talking more about taste/style.
the richest man in Canada also lives in a fairly modest but comfortable home

What's up /brit/? Me? Not much. I recently met the new future GF. She's a vegan. We are planning to go for a little trip to the desert next weekend. I am really looking forward to it. Not gonna lie.

investments contribute to society. a mansion doesnt. what rich people do with their money affects all of us, so youre damn right i have an opinion on how it should be spent.

decided i'll never have kids so i'm going to build a castle instead

I'm built in the style of louis xiii - that is: built like un brique shithouse

The rapist is here

>Tfw doing dentistry

No idea how a married man with a family could buy something so gaudy though. Surely you ought to have grown out of that by now.

Must have a slag wife with no personality

So she's not a 10/10 then

What a shite post neck yourself

>Been posting on Cred Forums for 3 years
>this is the first good Canadian post

Amazing.

I'm rather parsimonious as well.
Once you have a decent house with the mortgage paid off and have money left over for the occasional holiday and perhaps a modest car - what more money do you need other than utilities?

Never saw the appeal on buying stuff that just said "Look how rich I am suck my cock".

>Surely that guy is a bit more than "some dentist"?
no he is just a dentist with a successful practice, dentistry makes lots of money here.
probably Asian as well considering the area and Asians being tasteless as fuck.

>fairly modest
>that pseudo gothic piece of shite

jokes on you my parents kicked me out when i was 18 x

Neds was a term before the term chavs came along. It was used to describe hooligans since the 60s. While England didn't really get chavs until after the football hooligans of the 80s.

new money vs old money

thats a lot of plastic lawn chairs

Good for you, Al!

>thats built in the style of louis xiii

first off, the french monarchy is shit
second, that faggot dentist is not royalty
third, an amerliard shit such as yourself would obviously praise such a disgusting mcmansion

rate the hip lads

lmao

u just immediately went from one of least favourite to my most favourite posters

why are all pakis such attention prostitutes?

who /narcos/ here

Put a crucifix over my bed

I've been living so long with my pictures of you, that I almost believe that the pictures are all I can feel

>it was built for free

Filtering all of Ireland because of this post. I no longer support Irish Republicanism just because of how fucking dreadful you cunts are when you post in this general.

>not wanting to shag short girls
gay

he built it for his wife because she "loved Versailles"

little did he realize he wasn't the Sun King of France and that looks tasteless as fuck.

going to off myself one day

>investment in the property market doesn't benefit society

...

*projects soft power*

Cute :)

I'm far too tall for short girls. Makes me look a right nonce.

...

Womanlets are real

Ideal wife should be around 5'10''

>5'
It's pretty hot tbdesu. Used to have a tiny GF, and she was british too, and black not gonna lie. The possibilities for sexual positions are endless with an easily manoeuvrable girl like that.

I can hear you perfectly clear
FROM HERE

>tfw 5'8

what does that make me

folt

funny because i'm far too short for tall girls haha x

:(

thanks :)

I hold the french responsible for this algerian

same. 90% of people are taller than me

>vaughan
i bet this guy has a pot belly and rides a 50k track bike in full kit

got poo stuck in my bum hair

>Used to have a tiny GF
No, Alan. No you didn't

Mental lad. We're like ying and wang.

I'd rather you not be rude to me tbqh.

you hold their willies

lucky cunt

The rapist is a pedophile

my sister is obsessed with the simpsons and bart, she would unironically have sex with a guy if he had that tattoo, fucking roasties

>tfw 5'10 and built like a slightly stronger shithouse than you

if all of /brit was put in a steel cage i'd go for you cunts first

demand is a meme
people want garbage

Stop replying to him.

Do people seriously think height matters? it does to some degree but If your within the 5'6 6'1 range your fine, any less or taller and you become a freak.

>tfw probably the shortest person here

i am the king of the runts

Need a bf to do cuddling with

>what more money do you need other than utilities?
this, any extra money I'd like to see put to some use, either investing or something productive at least like gardening.

if I was set up with a paid off house, and money to cover utilities and then some, I'd probably build a greenhouse and start a garden, maybe breed animals as well.

I've been looking into a home like this
runs about the same cost as a regular home of the same square footage, but next to no utilities at all and can more or less run self sufficiently, saving you money for minor luxuries like internet or a car.

>Parents are protestant
>I'm a catholic

what would you even do with all that space
would feel like i only use like 20% of my house iif it was that big desu, would start filling up the extra rooms with useless shite out of principal

Alri, mexibro

Would you be willing to marry a girl who was 6' or taller???

Manlets need not reply.

Jajajajajaja

how short?

is this lisicki with his trip off?

Good lad

forget theses sissy brit bois
you need to get YANKED

fluency in english should be a requirement for using the internet

...

5'10'' is the minimum

End of

>of course i come to Cred Forums and make up stories that no one wants to hear

A lad told me I have a nice smile tonight and it made me feel good

>tfw 5'11 and built like a slightly stronger version of you

hahaha run straight runt I'll bury you

t. 5'6"

The amount of slags that flock to me on nights out with an "icebreaker" about how fucking tall I am is insane. It's all about getting noticed and there's no easier way to get noticed that to be literally heads and shoulders above everyone else around you.

That's most Australians disqualified right off the bat then isn't it?

Vaughan is such a shithole honestly.

look at this house, its a stylistic gumbo of shit thrown together with no regard to a unifying theme. looks like something a Russian Oligarch would build.

5'6

Reminder than Alan let his dog take him up the fart pipe.

>tfw you wake up from the /fit/ propaganda and realize that women only care that you're taller than them

handomse 5'11 master race here, fuck dating amazons anyway

bit bent

love big tall girls desu and almost got to do a sex with one once but she got very drunk and i never entered her :(

i am a manletlite though so i dunno if it counts or whatevr

I'm much taller than lisicki.

>5'6

howling

I'd say 5'9-5'10 is the bare minimum to get by with no real height issues

5'5
i "win"

>Me having a comfie conversation with the GF about domestic stuff
>He will never know this feeling

like 50% of girls are taller than you

If she was beautiful, voluptuous and educated then of course I would

She'd tower me in heels though so I'd just have to clench my teeth when going out

Most desirable woman I've ever known was around 5'10''-11'' though.

>5'9
I'm 5'9 lad.

Minimum is more around 6'2.
Trust me.

your a big guy

Alan is in green
>He's an abnormie runt who doesn't have whatsapp

Rapist scumbag

They're laughing at you though you ostrich

I'm 5'8 and never struggle for a shag

would you fuck off you degenerate

Alan is a good lad

hes no ribena

I'm sure many do, but many more flirt.

I don't own a big guy. You might have me confused with someone else.

fuck sake i can't even be the runtiest runt

which might actually mean i am runtier th you hahaha

:(

I'm 5'5 and struggle not to get shagged

5'9 and genuinely shagged over 20 people, some of them weren't even ugly

I thought you were just memeing because you hadn't mentioned how short you were for a while

50% of women in canada are over 5'4, try again

i'd say 95% are under 5'10 with a great deal of confidence

What is a runt?

Ermmm I don't think they are actually rasheed

i'm 5'8 and I've literally seen a dog that was almost taller than me

my height is fucking ridiculous, I doubt anyone takes me serious, I'm just there to make people feel good about their height when I stand next to them

post vagina

why do muslims love to rape?

I'm 5'6 and only shag my 5'2 gf of 6 years

I grew up in a rural town and my family were big Calvinists, it just bothers me.

then again I'm a Catholic myself so its not like I don't appreciate grandeur when it's tasteful.

t. lanky mean mean

que haces a la verga we pareces baboso

I'm talking about problems experienced in the genear population. I still cop some shit at 5'11 but it's always from my m8s who are taller. 6'2 is not the minimum though, that's where you start getting complimented for height

>Invents a sport
>Is shit at it
So what do you reckon lads. Are we good at foottball or what?

>tfw 5'9
>tfw more than half of lads where I live are shorter than me
Feels good living in the North

No mames pinche pendejo wey

>we
is this like guey

if you have to ask, chances are you are one

white londoners are super tall for some reason

Gets a bit tedious desu. No one cares, no one is impressed, no one is really prepared to prove their claims, it's sad, insecure teenagers desperately trying to convince other insecure teenagers that they're some David Gandy motherfucker with a 7.5" love pump and a fucking harem of 10/10 lingerie models.

maybe ill just turn gay and find some big bear who wants a cute little bf

do NOT reply to the rapist

>hmm yes mlady this technology is fascinating...

>me when i enter da club

I was one of the original writers of the Poleaboo story. We had a small team who would meet on Skype to brainstorm storylines and put together posts.

At one point last year, one of the team, a guy called Waqas Rachid, cut the rest of us out of the story. Even more disturbing, he started to use his own photograph as "Poleaboo".

Waqas kept writing and for a while I enjoyed it, but now it's getting pathetic. The lines between Waqas's life and the Poleaboo character have blurred so much that it's almost become him.

Waqas, it's James. If you are still writing the Poleaboo story, I hope you get the help that you need. Because I can tell, it's starting to get ridiculous. You are a talented guy but you need to do something productive. The rest of us have moved on. Frank is writing for the Daily Mash now and Chris even has a shot at Have I Got News For You. Stop being mental and start using your talent for something better than this shit. It was never supposed to be like this Waqas.

Shan't be reading a word of this.

>Filter Flag: Algeria

*cracks open can of beer*

Rasheed

I want a cute little bf. Are you skinny too?

went out for the first time in yonks the other day and like 70% of the lads i saw were taller than me even though i'm 6'2"

fucking normies are freaks

athletic

>What is a runt?

Howdy pardners.

I reckon since ya'll be sayin' us Canadians is Yanks all the times, I 'ought to adopt me a real MURRICAN accent. So how do ya do, fine folk o' this here general?

>being under 6'10
Fucking manlets

are you considered short in iceland?
and if so, by how much?

Perfect

thailad.zz.mu/yank

wish i could filter specific countries in every board

Brahthestic

even less funny than an american post

si me vas a corregir, hazlo bien "güey"

WE WUZ GIANTS N SHIEET

He is literally one of the top 10 shortest fully grown males in the country

You can.

Good.

about 16cm below the male average
2 below the female average...

the 'net is going awfully slow tonight

Rorke

>The Jewish and pale man has kept our eyes SHUT.

wow, did not know blacks were redpilled

People are on the secret /brit/, away from the Algayrian.

>Alan furious that he will never have one

*ponders this*

>about 16cm below the male average
>2 below the female average
hahaha
*crosses iceland out of places i can visit*

didnt you drink your millock as a lad or do you just have shit genes?

got TINY wrists. as in, a 12 year old girl has thicker wrists than me

Where do I suicide?

>tfw 229cm

black people get all this shit from memes and conspiracy sites, its only natural jews get mixed in.

Dumb pirate frogposter....

no quiero corregirte
solo chequeando we

>gazza fined 2k for telling a bouncer to smile

Broken Britain

wrist cutting in your mums room sounds like a good closure

Why do you care? Why do you think people on here care?

You could say you're a fucking meathead and no one on here would know any different

Who wants a post-Brexit british passport when you can have a UE one and go everywhere with it tbqh

(((he))) does not want to post machines

where are these steps?

How'd you get two Algerian passports user?

there was a lad in a shop completely fixated on my wrists. its very obvious
embarrassing

8'9 and struggling with severe joint pains, balance issues and an inability to walk without two canes.
Haha at least I'm not a manlet right guys?

make yourself useful and become the machine poster

father was a bit short, but he was quite a specimen. model good looks, extremely good shape (used to be one of iceland's top endurance runners) worked 100 hours a week when ever he could, very intelligent and an extremely skilled construcion worked and civil engineer

i.4cdn.org/int/1474325161422.png

>tfw half irish
excellent feel

icelad hurt my feelings yesterday

now i hate all of iceland

alqueeria

Must be excellent to be half english

t. manlet

what did i say?

My wrists are 5.5'' thick

If yours are bigger than this then shut the fuck up

I kinda missed the whole hype about Drake tbqh, until this song was played at the club and I naively asked who it was. This is a really good song youtube.com/watch?v=uxpDa-c-4Mc
Captures the comfiness of returning to your hometown after finding success elsewhere. I don't really get his other songs. Especially "started from the bottom". I used to watch him in Degrassi. He never worked retail.

wat, my cock is that thick

Burn his house down. He'll think twice about looking at wrists again.

...

hes not even from Reykjavik

Haven't been on /brit/ in 3 weeks.

What have I missed?

reminder to ignore the paki

Please go back to your north african general

>tfw no icelandic manlet bf to hold down and violate

what did he mean by this

what the fuck has happened here

Nothing

Mine too

FFS, stop giving it attention and it'll fuck off back to /fr/

trust me, you don't want to know

I won't be staying for long anyway user. These threads tend to become repetitive after a while. They are really fast though. I'll give you that. Just wanted to get updated about the latest gimmicks and maybe talk about football or GFs for a while with you and I'll be on my way.

bekfast

Believable Worlds™

we all do UFC trainiing now

>northern irish hurrtage
>counts for both britain and republic of ireland because muh united eire
>meme magic delivered brexit
>acquire irish citizenship
>common travel area with UK and and EU

EXCELLENT feel

From that austria blob it looks like a bad EU3 conversion

would be cool if in a few decades scotland becomes the dominant power of the UK and just stars spreading its influence and takes over completely...

yeah you can do that but we don't want to hear about drake or your stupid wog life okay

*pats the runt on the head*
*quickly pulls out antibacterial hand wash and rubs hands*

How can I quickly and easily claim citizenship of a foreign nation?
I don't have any foreign relatives.

so whats the difference? buckfast becomes available in england?

if we were all put in a cage, who would win?

lets cross out the 5'8 and below lads right now cuz we all know they wont stand a chance.

>decades
>scotland
>in the uk
ummm sweety

>would be cool

I disagree.

Jocks out.

buckfast?

no thanks, i just ate

fuck you you cunt buckfast is available everywhere except supermarkets you're just an aspitational sainos wanker

fast-buck?

no thanks, i already sucked a cock

having a poo

bet you lads wouldn't believe me if i told you i also lived in a cave and had a hunchback?

What was pic related called in your country /brit/? Best entertainment product to come out of Australia tbqh. I watched all seasons and modeled some parts of my personality after some charachters, growing up. Not gonna lie.

sounds like you need a foreign bf

youtube.com/watch?v=Jr9Kaa1sycs

FUCK BIN LADEN

me, of course

s-sorry

omg im sure he already knows that why do you have to take /brit/ so literally GOSHH

would be the least surprising thing you've ever said 2bh. a lot of things would begin to make sense.

going to do a sleep
night lads

sorry lad im buckied up

would be cool for it to transpire that scottish politicians are as spineless as the rest of the UK and nothing changes

new

wtf is this shit?

By marrying a foreign woman. The mariage has to last for different periods of time depending on the country. For Spain, you just have to be married for 1 year.

The rapist....

tfw gonna get 6 hours sleep max

great