/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

...

youtube.com/watch?v=DGSkcquCm5s
i didn't come here to feel

I'd say yes but that girl has pancakes for tits

Me in the lap

WHY IS MY INTERNET SO FUCKING SLOW

You live on an ice berg

Can we post magpies?

I would be really uncomfortable in that car

>tfw replaying bioshock is scaring the living shit out of me

What the fuck. I used to play this when it first came out and had no problem finishing it. I played 1 and 2 and Dead Space and was spooked, but fine. Now I'm 22 and want to take breaks because it's scary.

1 is spooky in some areas but gets EZPZ once you fully upgrade machine gun and crossbow

>jumpscares

youtube.com/watch?v=aT28ppMYtYc

what a top lad

>From now on... I'm your friend

Top lad

>tfw no slightly manchinned airforce gf
J U S T

youtube.com/watch?v=DZOC1QXTQLk

>it's that time of day when http stops working
starting to hate this meme

>have to write a couple pages on whether or not the american revolution was REALLY revolutionary
ech
give me some ideas lads

tfw no protestant reformist bf

J U S T

Everytime I look in the mirror

Wish I was white desu

>whether or not the american revolution was REALLY revolutionary
what does this even mean

what do u mean really revolutionary i guess you can talk about how it changed the face of world politics forever, or maybe they want u to be self hating and talk about how the british sympathizers were harassed by the revolutionaries and thats something thats rarely talked about blabla it wasnt that revolutionary when innocent people suffered blabla we hate ourselves

Tfw you look at someones eyes and wonder if theres actually someone in there

the founding fathers didnt free all slaves and give women the right to vote so theyre racist shitlords
i dont have to put any effort in, just give me any bullshit on why it was revolutionary
did not read

wow rude was trying to help

What does it mean if you catch a girl staring at you while she bites her nails?

its not very legible bud
my side is that it was revolutionary so thats not helpful
depends on whether she looked away shyly or not

Can't say I for sure wanted to fuck it, but that episode where she gets a makeover did make me feel weird

>bites her nails
she has bad hygiene

i have a tinder date tomorrow guys

She looked away quickly when I caught her

RIP

Well, the French had a revolution and brutalized the Haitians when they demanded the same thing, so I guess the American Revolution wasn't all that hypocritical.

ask her out if she's cute
what do you have to lose

what?, i do have his phone number and confirm her fb account, so its real

Everything m8
It's a high risk high reward
She's my current crush but she's also a co worker, daughter of the big boss

i've got this one long hair growing from my eyelashes

i cut it but it KEEPS COMING BACK

I'm curious, what does French-language bluegrass music sound like to your anglophone ears?

youtube.com/watch?v=rn1MJmsm8QM

hmm well then you have to take that into account

sounds like irish music except theyre speaking french and singing in an american way

feels like there's more dindu's on campus than usual

one of my roommates was letting his cousin use my bed

Sounds like Russian folk meets American country

How do you guys manage to not have to nap for 3 hours everyday?
It has become debilitating, I get tired around the afternoon and have to go to sleep.

>feels like there's more dindus on campus than usual
Is this bad?

sounds like an american singing in french

yes

My tinder profile just says "I live in a van down by the river" 2bh

Met my last gf through tinder and that went well until it didn't

dw it's just the football team getting ready to bull the sorority house

Why?

Tinder is probably the worst place to find relationships, it's mostly fir hook ups

we dont have a football team

Ye but after several hook ups it sort of became a thing. She was really cool until she stopped taking her benzos and became convinced I was cheating on her with "some indian looking chick" (wasn't) and then the arguing started.

Most go to a small qt liberal arts school

:)

Hey, man.
I appreciated the input.

normalslugs get visibly scared when I make eye contact with them

Can't crop my banner submission very well buds

thanks bro

>benzos
jaysus lad why the fuck would you date a crazy junky whore from a dating website
no offence but get some fucking standards you know

no, its a shitty business school

...

is life just a game to you?

That's exactly what I meant, bitches on tinder you fuck and forget about, they're not worth your time for a relationship, it's just hoes

btW definitely would be fuckin that Indian chick

life is a game desu

Brits just don't appreciate quality erotic fiction

She wasn't a junky, just an anxiety riddled spastic
And her booty was real nice

oh well that makes it better doesnt it
the only spaz here is you
not being insane>arse

just did 10 pushups for no reason, now i'm gonna be sore all week wew

you are one of my many chess pieces

What do you guys do to not feel fatigue in the afternoon

Can we be friends, normies laugh at me and throw garbage from their car at me while I walk on the side of the road

For someone who leaves the house once a week I'm really hated

are you fat?

we're both the pieces and the masters lad

Oh I was stayed just as sane as ever

Kinda like slightly unstable women, keeps it interesting and gives me a line out when I start to get bored

>take a fat ogre shit
>have to stuff it down the toilet with the plunger
>accidentally step in a drop of toilet water that fell from the plunger
It's the little things that really ruin your day

>gives me a line out
you mean an excuse to fuck off from her?
fair enough so
this doesnt bother me at all tee bee haich

british women made for yank cock

You are a pawn and I am the puppet master

I had bathroom issues too
>wake up from siesta
>go to take a piss
>pull my boxers down start to piss
>the piss came out splitting into two, one going in the toilet the other on the floor
>I have to stop pissing then release again so it's normal

i call my dog puppet because it's a puppy and I control it and I given myself title as puppets master

Mine just say 1.87 mts

bitches seems to like it

>Sooooo... I hear you use >beads when you pray

>idolatry and non scripture related ritual
no papa luther I would never use beads like those dumb catholics

Oh, that's good to hear.

Martin Luther was a piece of shit

You just got raped

men can't get raped you silly willy ;-)

youtube.com/watch?v=elItrweaIFA

american tv really makes you think

HO CHI MINH IS A SON OF A BITCH

youtu.be/dZLfasMPOU4

Ho chi minh is a result of European imperialism with French style revolutionary thought.

official thread theme
m.youtube.com/watch?v=1v3CzvQ9e_w

Anyone have that image that's a compilation of the ""Anglo"" race?

GOT THE BLUEBALLS, CRABS AND THE SEVEN YEAR ITCH

Fuck off peppa

>jacksonville
my condolences

youtu.be/K38xNqZvBJI

drugs
also sleep well the night before user-kun

MAMA AND PAPA WERE LAYIN IN BED

BLM is just making harder to be black in America

MAMA ROLLED OVER THIS IS WHAT SHE SAID
are you black

Thanks bud

I think that's their goal

Irritate everyone to the point were potentially oppressive legislation is passed so they can rally around that and gain political power

Or they're just idiots

its the latter

football is for fags

>Are you black
Yes

Work just asked me to come in on my day off. Should I kill myself?

Sk8r lives matter

No

Tell them you're busy, you have no obligation to go in on your scheduled day off

whats it like being a non-butthurt black person these days
are you supportin trump
ew
sure why not

You should go to work and work yourself to death

I was about to, but then they said there was an emergency and I panicked.

5% good taste

Oh user. I hope this isn't a silly front line job. You need to grow some balls

What kind of job is it?

think of those african chidren who never get to work

Stocking shelves. If I didn't come in tomorrow, the job would not get done. Period. I know this from experience.

Pat Mustard is a homo

They could've eaten that work

If I was an African children, I would kill everyone in Africa and then myself.

That's your managers fault. It was supposed to be your day off.

Lives aren't in danger if those shelves don't get stocked

Make every meal forgettable

t. human bean

Damn this girl got some assets on her

these hairy babies say otherwise

Again, there was a family emergency and the guy who was supposed to take charge tomorrow won't be there. (And I know personally that he isn't lying)

That's adorable
Nevermind you're alright by me bud

Ok, enjoy your day at work, cuck

がんばります。

Greetings buds

thats alright tom
im off to do my rounds and... spread meself around
hello joe

Official themes bois

m.youtube.com/watch?v=kHTO9E-a-pk

cum lol

g00dp0st

>its an user spends all day binge eating episode again
ate two tubs of ben and jerrys among many other things today

boss git down

I regret name

how many kcals?

I once had 5000 kcals of potato chips alone in the span of ~8 hours

gonna crack a BUD LIGHT and listen to some steve miller getting rowdy haha

wow why was this thread deleted?

that tears it, looks like my entire dorm will be full of nignogs and cholos

What is it?

Korea sucks

cuckchan.org/int/thread/65103143/2030-predictions-thread

mods are cucks

Hey buds I'm doing my homework!

Wish me luck

Good luck dr.succ

r8 my photo from years ago lads

I'd give it a noice

Think I might buy some weed again. Idk buds

Where was that?

>moving to Portland soon
I just want hipster pussy tbqh

name a better state
protip you cant

I think I should've switched Mexico and Canada

Wyoming

An antihistamine to surpass loratadine...

*montana's little brother

fire in the hole!!!!

I'd be willing to bet a pretty penny that hipstet pussy is either the best pussy ever or the worst

Why do people say canada is nice?

Nope, you are right.

I'm fucking ANGERY NOW

here ;____;
i have to go back

should i start using this or what?

Because they've never met a Canadian

Thank you sir

your state is a fucking joke dude lmfao

a fuUCKINGFG JOKE BRO

I've met Canadian tourists before and they are chill as fuck it's also a fact that some Americans claim to be Canadians to get treated better when they travel outside the country.

me too bro
>tfw not a based montanan
i live in illinois

What National Park?

How fat are you fucking americans?
I went to a few american shops today and always bought the smallest pants and shirts.
XS and 30 waist size skinny jeans are still too big for me

t . European tourist

XL is small in Merrica

youre a fucking twig then
t. also european

I haven't had that waist size since middle school lol

>National Park
lel
just outside banff national park on the west side
look up landslide lake

skellington master race

lol are you a woman?

Fuck no
Montanans are bullies
I'm South Dakotan and these shits will come here when it's 100+ degrees and say shit like "Wow really is a SCORCHER AHAH" and punch your shoulder
Then they'll act all miserable during winter but in reality they don't fucking care
They're soulless monsters

You're a manlet, sorry to say
>European
German I presume?

>some Americans claim to be Canadians to get treated better when they travel outside the country

>mfw some mexicans may claim they're from any other latinamerican or even middle east country but mexico when they see themselves in a dense situation

Only with prescription I think

America and Mexico are one and the same

I ship it

I ship us

I'll report my findings to you in due time user.

I have decided to embrace fat acceptance. The SJWs were right, this is better.

R8

youtube.com/watch?v=qwKCrdICx2c

montana will rule the world
if i was america i'd want to live in montana

I will be back tonight at around 1am

Remember that

I claim to be from the USA.

Looks comfy as hell, how many days did you stay?

I will fucking murder you, you foreign devil

I don't like it

Pretty generic

Better a qt twink than a fat american bear
And yes im german
True

t. fatty fat fatty

i smell laziness

You should go to a sauna every day for a year and see if that helps

fight me
>er ist stolz das er ein ficcbuebli ist
bitte geh zurück hans, du bist hier nicht wilkommen

when i travel i don't even claim to be a nordic but people treat me as such so i accept it

How do improve my work ethic and discipline

How about du fickst mich instead? :3

just one, multiple times. also went to lake of the falls. was meaning to do more this summer but was busy drinking myself to death

anime

I claim to come from Spanish royalty lol

what i said was
>he's proud of being a fuccboi
go home hans youre not welcome here
queers aint welcome either

join a Protestant Church (not Episcopalian)

I'M OLD SOUTH

Quit plating around
I have work that I need to finish and I need to believe some bullshit to motivate me

Krauts raus
Lass mich in Ruhe

im no dirty kraut bastard i just speak it

Why would anyone buy a microwave when they can get a toaster oven instead?

I can already imagine you on winter all fucked up, you should go more often.

Watch this video and close your internet browser after.
youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE

I need something immediate
I need to finish my work soon

But I'll get to then as soon as I can

lol, had a Costco hotdog for dinner, boys

Women are more attracted to obese men than skinny men. I saw a girl post about it on /r9k/.

I suppose I shouldn't be so upset then.
I will be watching you, Mister Mustard.

heats food faster

Churro > Pizza > Chicken sandwich thingy > Hotdog

>lake of the falls
pic related btw

how much do those cost down there? 1.50cad up here and that includes a drink. totally worth it.

t. Chicano

>/r9k/
>girls

Some fat Mexican lady bought all the churros. She was pissed when they had to make more to fill her order.

>Queer
>Not welcome in California
Even if I was a fag the US is the gayest country in the world.
Also fags were talking about me today when I was shopping.

If you have problems with him
You're going to have to watch me too

you'll have to get up very early in the mornin to catch me
VERY early in the morning

>/r9k/
Hahaha eat shit fat cunt

you take that back

I have sunburns from my irish skin to prove it

Thanks bud
That kept me going

who /milk/ here?
believe it or not california isnt all of america
wish it was part of mexico tb h

After 7 years of being a friendless kissless hugless handholdless virgin, I think I might finally be going back to just being a kissless hugless handholdless virgin. It's still too early to tell for sure, but it seems quite possible at this stage.

Normiedom, here I come!

imgur.com/gallery/RdEZMDP

>you will never be a falcon

I forgive you of any wrongdoings

I have sunburns on my Irish skin too
Doesn't make me like churros anymore than hotdogs though, you fucking McSpic

just because I can see the OBJECTIVE truth about Costco food doesnt make me mexican

just passed by your ma's house

What's the problem with Churros and Hotdogs?

So what you stay the same Gabe?

I love California

And Hawaii should be part of Japan

i love Maryland, fuck California

i was wondering could i put my massive tool in your box

me too lad, me too

Visit me then ;3

>I love droughts, fires, driving 50 minutes to get to the store, being surrounded by 4 foot tall dark brown aztec gremlins, being surrounded by poverty, being surrounded by homeless people, being too hot, being too crowded, being full of retarded leftists

terrible posts
excellent post

What is that?

Nonono just because you like Costco food doesn't make you chicano
It's the fact that you willingly choose to eat desserts over actual food for dinner, and CHURROS at that!

I'm watching you again bud

Making mountain out of molehills for fun

I have never heard of Mary land
Sounds like it's full of faggots

me spreadin meself around

lmaoing at your meme attacks

How are you guys tonight?
Feeling frisky desu

>I dont like churros

also

>going to Costco for Dinner

i can cite sources for all of my meme attacks if you'd like

by the way, which one of these nasty little imps is you?

youtube.com/watch?v=Gj1gbKW_Wgk&

Come over qt

listening to comfy music:
youtube.com/watch?v=mjgm3xHr96Q

the amount of things Cred Forums DOESNT know about California could fill a dictionary

No passport ;-;

Who /qt twink/ here? :3

Obsessed

Also
>living downtown

I'm calling you a fatty fat McSpic
I like churros but I wouldn't eat them over hotdogs for dinner

1.50 with a drink here too

you dont go to Costco for dinner, stupid

I wouldn't know
We don't have Costco

THAT'S IT NONE OF YOU ARE INVITED TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY

>take a shower
>skins becomes insanely irritated, can't stop scratching it like a fucking madman
THIS IS SO ANNOYING EVERY DAMN TIME

oh yah? I'll hold my own birthday party! And everyone but YOU is invited

do you get a free refill? not that i think anyone uses it. also their pizza slices are pretty awesome, not to mention the in store 10 dolllar 16 inch pepperoni pizzas. fucking love costco.

>tfw no american bf

You're allergic to water, sorry

Lotion nigga

>implying i want to go to some fat american neckbeards's birthday party

I had a delicious vegan dinner

What did you eat today?

>tfw no canadian bf

youtube.com/watch?v=WkbRZVXk020

sushi

Who /Los Angeles/ here?

He's Quebecois

H-hello.

...

Dude fuck yeah I'm in Hollywood rn

>implying your not a fat american who's been going to his own birthday party for the past 20 years

breakfast: egg burrito
lunch: 1 ham sandwich and a banana
supper: the other ham sandwich i should have ate for breakfast and a bag of potato chips and some trail mix with lots of smarties and mms mixed in

also couldn't go to the gym cause my finger is infected

Hey
South Bay here

I want to kill myself, I fucked my whole life up three years ago

bad taste

Umm I'm in Van Nuys

Can you stop eating dead animals for one day?

go ahead and tell us what you did
you know you want to

Alri

can you imagine if you could monetize your ''popular'' comments on youtube?

Meetup and threeway? :3

I mean I probably could and I have in the past.
Dead animals are delicious.

No, then I would have to resort to Cannibalism

>not monetizing your (you)'s

I was joking, LA is cancer

Please research vegan alternatives

Sure
Let's get some donuts first

I mean, you're not wrong

neet life was a mistake, should have stayed in school, also drugs are bad and they make it so not even the military can save you if you get caught

CREATE BREAD

When the great famine comes the vegans will be the first to be cannibalized.

we're only at 304

I hope you're skinny bro

Eh it is only three away at 307

donut worry about it haha

R-rude
But yeah it's trur

Gonna smoke some country style ribs tomorrow. Fun fact: they aren't really ribs usually.

new-nouveau

Fem? Fem4fem bro
Hope you're a qt twink

shit god dammit I was late

well i could chop off a leg or two and leave them alive if that's what you want user...