This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan. Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!
There's a loli vending machine in Akiba. No hints on finding it though
Carson Johnson
有り難うございます
James Robinson
>loli maid goshujin sama
Chase Young
>peru goes to his first soapland bathhouse in tokyo >he remembers the beans he had for dinner >he has to fart, but doesnt want to fart in front of the japanese hooker he just paid for >he can't hold it any longer >he sharts and shits in the bath tub; a flood of brown water erupting from underneath him >the japanese prostitute becomes disgusted and leaves the room >peru just wasted $1000 USD for nothing
Justin Sanchez
う、産まれる!
Lucas Richardson
you will never meet a cute japanese girl >you will never read her japanese poetry to seduce her while her parents tell her to stay away from the devil white man >You will never marry a japanese woman >you will never have a cute little house in the countryside >she will never make bento for you and your daughter >she will never greet you with a delicious curry when you come back from work >you will never have a shiba inu family pet >your daughter will never get embarassed because you don't know japanese good manners and your wife will never scold you
Why even live?
Isaiah Adams
生きるのが嫌になった
Easton Brown
ジャアアアアアアアアアアアップwwwww
Jackson Ross
こんばんは
Jordan Williams
自転車で日本一周しようぜ
Nicholas Young
how bad is chinese tourism to Japan these days
I want to visit japan from china but not if there are a bunch of fucking chinks and uncultured chinks filling up planes to japan
Andrew Nelson
うちより汚いよね
Josiah Long
NYの地下鉄?
James Clark
1. it literally does not matter the easier language is the one you care about and want to learn. learning a language isn't mechanical, and will be impossible without reasons to learn.
2. probably Japanese tho
Christopher Jackson
生きるのがちゃうやろう 今の生活がって考えろ 頑張って変えようぜ
Owen Edwards
>2. probably Japanese tho Just wondering, why do you think that? I don't know shit about Korean, but wouldn't the kanji make Japanese harder? (I know Korea is supposed to use kanji as well, but let's be real, they don't really nowadays)
Eli Lee
OLさんのヒモになりたい
Charles Baker
じゃあしね
Jeremiah Garcia
My girlfriend knows Korean, in fact she teaches it, and I know Japanese. My impression has been pretty steadily that Korean is more difficult.
Kanji is very hard, but also you can work it out. Korean is structurally unusual and difficult.
It's easier to learn to read and write Korean perhaps, but learning the spoken language is much harder and thus the entire process gets bogged down with their outrageous speech.
Also, Kanji isn't so hard to learn to read. Writing it is a life-long dedication but not so important to be able to do.
Nolan Reyes
日本人の女子を中出したい
Kevin Richardson
Why would anyone want to learn to write kanji unless you want to show off.
You can just use computers.
Grayson Hall
...
Anthony Long
そうだ
Robert Phillips
あよう
Oliver Reyes
Good boner, good day.
Christopher Peterson
寝たくなくなっちゃった 今、何してんの?
Josiah Morris
Good 潮吹き, good day.
Carter Stewart
お前のGスポットどこ?
Aiden Baker
...
Caleb Clark
日本語能力試験なんか、必要かもしれない
Austin Hall
...
Parker Jones
大阪人いないか
Nicholas Edwards
こんにちわ
Charles Lee
日本はもっと酷いぞ
Gavin Jenkins
That scene is too lewd for a children's cartoon
Jose Jackson
Because it's late at night that this animation is broadcast. The child who doesn't know sees nothing.
Owen Gutierrez
Who else /readytodie/ here?
Bentley Gray
こっちもなかなか
Cooper Watson
o.o)/
Jaxon Brooks
One thing, I have to ask this lad why He is always on his period, should call him pad thai He says he has a plan to impregnate women in numbers that are countless But he also fooled the world and told us that he is boundless
Christian Morris
...
Julian Bennett
おらんど
Hunter Phillips
He's an English teacher
Samuel Carter
「33-4」の意味を教えてもらいたいだけ
Lincoln Foster
I fugged up, should've said keep that in mind starting the third line
Anyone else blatantly check out girls walking with their boyfriends and have them smile / stare at you back? I think I'm making them think their boyfriends are far below their league if 9/10s like me are looking. I don't think I'd cuck though, just mess with the overprotective and insecure chink bfs (chinese couple in my apartment complex.) He yanks her pretty hard whenever I pass.
Nolan Robinson
>「33-4」 なんやねん
Connor Adams
...
Benjamin Allen
なるほど(´・ω・`)
Aaron Gonzalez
33-4て書き込みを見たら な阪関無って書けばええんやで
Tyler Torres
I find flashcards very boring however occasionally when I write sentences in Japanese with new vocab words I remember the pronunciation for them instantly. I want this to happen more often but sometimes this method is hit or miss for me. How can I maximize the chances of these words getting stuck in my brain?
I thought they were supposed to be a super great society or something
Kevin Rivera
not even trolling m8
>goes to little india and china town and complains about indians and chinese people acting like that
kek
>migrant workers
this shit happens in japan too, you just don't see it
>Hawker centres
I'll give you this one
On a national level it outranks japan, if you have money, even more so.
Eli Bailey
I see, do you usually see as the main subject or as simply what you are talking about with no grammatical role?
Robert Powell
将棋好きだけどヒカルの碁くらいの良作品になってくれるかな
Elijah Scott
I believe in panties.
Aaron Rodriguez
But Japanese China towns are absolutely more civilized and the Indians here dont eat with their hands. They own curry restaurants and speak fluent fluent Japanese.
You will never see dirty trucks piled with labrorers driving around.
Man, are you really trying to tell me how it is when you dont even live.there and I do? Come on bro.
Add in Singapore's lesser freedom of speech and draconian laws and it really doesnt feel as first world.
Singapore is cool though. Food culture is awesome. I liked Arab street a lot.
Hunter James
>学園ハンサム
Jason Edwards
That's because jap china and indian towns barely have any fucking indians or chinks in them kek
It's a different kind of labor, they lure chinks and other SEA asians with the promise of work/education, then force them to do labour for nothing and confiscate their passports. It's essentially slavery, which is worse than migrant labourers.
You're blinded by your weebness KEK
Henry Johnson
原作ハチクロの作者だからすくなくともハチクロ並みにはおもしろいよ
Connor James
Haro
Jonathan Russell
Am i the only one who finds tae kim's guide utterly useless?? I can't make sense of this at all, much less figure out how to form sentences or phrases using the transitive and intransitive verbs.
Zachary Ward
Ey yo, are you japanese or a whitey? Anyway if you need help getting around stinkapore give this NEET a holler.
William Bennett
It's pretty much just determine whether you need to use the transitive or intransitive verb, then you use を with transitive verbs and が with intransitive verbs.
Jaxon Kelly
White. I'm flying back to Japan tonight though but thanks. Singapore was pretty comfy and charming overall.
Juan Murphy
you just spent a night?
Ryan Watson
ゲーム版のキャストは副音声であるんだね
Anthony Baker
Where in japan do you live?
Also would you like before-flight meal suggestions. I live crazy near the airport.
Did you go to rich and good cake shop, if you went to bugis?
Are you gonna smuggle back to japan our best bbq pork jerky from kembangan mrt?
Carson Foster
Is the Singapore gum law a meme, or what's the truth about it?
Camden Smith
>bbq pork jerky this?
Aiden Turner
No, 4 days on business. Got to see the F1. Company bought tickets.
Benjamin Mitchell
Sure but I will have some kind of dinner with peopl. Theres a plan.
Wish I could smuggle chicken rice haha.
Asher Butler
A meme Drugs arent a meme here tho
はいーそうです! 私の日本人友達は全部これが大好きのですよ~ I hope you can try some one day friend ( 'ч' )
Blake Gomez
ブレイブウィッチーズ以外全部ゴミだそう
Dominic Myers
Oh sorry I live in Tokyo.
Nathan Allen
私も大好きですよ! 香港に行くと、初日に買って、滞在中ずっとホテルでスナックにしています。
Jackson Parker
香港とマカオのつみれも美味しいと思う
Brandon Young
肉だから日本に持って帰って難しいね~
>simpang bedok Good prata. You're spoiled for choice. But it'll be dirty and you'll find it's soooo unfirstworldy uggu 30mim by bus to the airport
>airport Terminal 1 has a staff canteen open to public. A meal would be around sg$3-5 Throwaway email in case you need something in field
>tokyo Pity! I'm moving to osaka in a few weeks. Not tokyo
Jackson Carter
Btw i live crazy near the airport and im down to bring you and your rich ass corporate white collar whitey gang around
David Murphy
オデも観てみる やる気出てきたぁーーーー!
David Torres
さあ、踊ろうゼ! ズンズンズン イェー!
Asher Perry
中華圏は屋台料理がとっても美味しい。 レストランで食事するのが、もったいない気持ちになる。
Jonathan Foster
韓国の文化って何なんだろう キムチ以外
Hudson Robinson
日本に食べたの韓国食事は美味しかったけど..... シンガポールに食べたのはあんまり(´ε` )
Luke Cox
Won't be necessary but thanks a lot for the offer man. Thats cool let me know if you come to Tokyo. Im on the threads semi regularly.
Brody Howard
ビビンバとか冷麺とか美味いじゃん ※ただし国産に限る
Logan Wilson
Do you speak the moon runes?
Camden Thomas
屋台は衛生環境が良くない ただ味と価格は最高
Matthew Gray
Somewhat.
Blake Cook
フランスの屋台はどんな料理が売ってるの?
Joseph Cruz
金髪の美少女いますか?
Logan Brooks
おっす!
Carter Lopez
パン、ムール貝、ワッフル色々 屋台は日本よりは多い
ジプシーと移民持って行けよ
Josiah Cook
中国では一旦下水に流れた油を再利用する下水油が社会問題になってたな 台湾は大丈夫だけど
Kevin Hernandez
屋台が大好きだ!
毎日屋台料理をたべるw
Aiden Johnson
I SMELL... A JAP
COME OUT COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE JAPS! MUWAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
Michael Williams
>""""""""""""Meiji""""""""""""" restoration
More like the american restoration kek, without america japs would still be running around in piles of their own shit with samurai swords
FUCKING KEK
Christian Adams
ムール貝の屋台があるのか面白いな
Samuel Morris
Poor White Trash
Michael Turner
バゲットそこらへんで売ってんの
Nathan Diaz
こんばんは (´・ω・`)ノシ 今何してるの
Isaiah Murphy
クジラをオカズにしてた
Kevin Barnes
日本語の勉強しています 日本語の勉強してます 日本語の勉強します
Eli Miller
thingken about life
鯨っていくらするの 一度食べてみたいが
Cooper Sanders
電車を乗っている
Jeremiah Howard
大学のベンチでコーラ飲んでいる
Landon Hill
Hey,
I was hoping another person in japan could help answer some questions I had on dating a Japanese girl. Memes aside...
1. Would it be weird to give a small gift like chocolate on a second date?
2. How long should you wait to ask a girl to be your gf?
Thanks.
Thomas Hill
日本の場合在日が黒人を非常に差別するけどね 差別にうるさい奴らは差別する
Gavin Jones
たくさんの精液を出せた?
Mason Kelly
>I'm fapping to whale
Ryan Wright
You are definitely going to get memed.
Brandon Hernandez
FUCKING NORMIES
Brandon Nguyen
>2. How long should you wait to ask a girl to be your gf?
Carter Nguyen
天気はどう?
Logan Gray
The rules of dating are the same regardless of race. If she detects beta thirst, she drops you. There is no time frame to date a girl. You kiss her and if she likes you she'll start showering you with gf-tier moves.
Lucas Reed
we made out after the first date and she is already posting hearts on my line...
Colton Anderson
I wanna sniff the smelly cheesy soles and stinky toes of each babymetal member
FUGGGGGGGG
Ryan Rodriguez
Fuck you Muhammad.
Dominic Richardson
くもっている
Zachary Foster
Post chatlogs
Are you white? Post chatlogs nao
Leo Watson
I am an aryan poster boy. (fit hiker blonde hair blue eyes)
No chance on chatlogs you sausage Far to lazy to edit out the personal details.
Charles Murphy
空飛んでます
Nolan Wright
葉っぱはやめとけ
Ryan Brown
Email me I've made a waito aryan boy gf a shrine maiden
I am here to help
Adam Perez
でもやめたら空飛べなくなるじゃん
Asher Howard
KEK she sounds crazy, I hope you don't keep knives in your home KEK
Nigga, I lived in Korea. They are on a whole other level of crazy. This isnt my first asian rodeo. I have actually legit had a korean girl pull on a knife on me. Never date korean girls.
Cameron Watson
軽い運動中ですぅ! (。+・`ω・´)シャキィーン
Zachary Harris
普通に今飛行機の中なのかと思ったぞ 大麻?ドラッグ?だったとは…
Michael Brown
寝るつもりだ
Nathan Harris
>korean girl pull a knife
kek. do share the story. yeah, gook girls seem to be batshit insane. I had one stalking me on interpals once
Landon Morales
ここに書き込めるほど軽い運動はどれほど効くかな (´・ω・`)
つもりを事実にしろ
Aiden Davis
たくさん飲めばふわふわするよ
Jeremiah White
>lived in korea and now japan
Hmmm... English Teacher?
Isaac Cruz
ピュア
Mason Richardson
No, magician you putz. ばか
Thomas Russell
「恨の文化」という日本人には理解不能なものがあるらしい チョンコの気狂いじみた反日活動はその文化の由縁らしい 根っからの奴隷・劣等民族やね フランス人がしている屋台はまだいい しかし、その実態は 台風一過だ 今夜もBabymetal night 俺は行けないけど
Brody Torres
don't knock your old profession, Ryan.
BE BOUNDLESS. RYAN BOUNDLESS, BE (BE) BE BOUNDLESS. RYAN BOUNDLESS. THERE'S NO BETTER TIME THAN... NOW. BE BOUNDLESS. (BE) (BE) BE BOUNDLESS
FIRST I GOTTA GET UP OFF DIS FUTON, PUT MUH SHOES ON
It won't fucking stop raining. I can't stand this shit, I need to find a cute girl to keep my company during typhoon weather. I can't enjoy vidya on my laptop.
Jeremiah Watson
HAHA! お前分かってんじゃねぇかおい
Carla Bruniほどじゃねぇがまぁまぁだな
Zachary Kelly
I guess it's better having eye cancer than brain cancer