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quebec edition

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Nice thread

Dream of a free Quebec edition.

Québec is just discount Vermont

I wanna be a backpacker

vermont is my favourite state, dont think of it that way dude

backpacks get heavy after the 7th hour desu

Can I be fem with a Groucho Marx stache?

Where have you been mate?

I wanna be a backpack

Dropped. You need to be almost hairless and white. Im sorry.

Who could tell the difference if you're covered in shit?

French-Canada > Anglo-Canada

based

pretty sure you were the mexican that was replying to my pics in the last thread
>walking up this incline for two hours

do you get ripped in the legs from this?

no that was from SS+GOMAD

aww, but I fucking hate squating.

Yes that's me.

>pic

only been to those two lakes for overnight trips sadly

wtf? I just woke up and went out to have a cig and there's a bunch of cops literally in front of my driveway searching the car of what appears to be a Mexican kid.

He's probably a dope head.

i canselled my tinder date tomorrow because i fucking poor and she live far from here

damn chicanos
when will they learn?

It's raining.

walk, son

>cancelling pussy

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>fucking poor
even the the fucking poor can get around in mexico city by hopping the metro turnstile puta

60 kms? no thx

>heinz baked beans on toast

ah yes

a british delicacy

the way that kid chews is absolutely disgusting holy shit

What's your next plan?

Pretty good.

Well shit

I have more desires of not being alive on my birthday

He probably doesn't live on the city.

more like propose to the next weekend
she is from a rural area, the ticket cost me 6 dollar

CRASHING THIS PLANE

Stay out of Gaza.

if you had keep going straight, you would get free snackbars

I turned 22 today by the way

>Implying there isn't a Motor tier gate at the end

how hard is it to get in gaza and the banks. I though people settle in them, and by them, jews.

good night /cum/ im going to go take a boner pill and read a book :3

FUG! Almost missed my turn

Quebec is just a poor man's Ontario 2bh.

Has Montreal's skyline changed at all since the 80's?

with no survivors?

Have a good night, Canada!

i'll let u survive bb :3

bend over bb

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West Bank has millions of pirate Jew settlements

They pulled out of gaza because there are too many palistineans and they were getting BTFO

>been doing normal wet shaves since puberty
>bought a beard trimmer on a whim
My life has been fucking changed buds. It takes way less time, way less mess, and I'm left with a god-tier 5 o'clock shadow every time

Got a double date this weekend with a really attractive girl who I've never met yet. She's a friend of the other couple I know. They're trying to hook us up.

This could be it, lads. I'll invite you all to the wedding.

>pirate Jew

hmm

real nice on both fronts

Not gonna lie, I'm going to get obnoxiously drunk at the reception.

Just started this last winter.
It's great and gives homer stubble.

What kind do you have? Mine's a Remington something or other

I would expect nothing less from a fellow /cum/dumpster.

>giants

Who THEFUCK up!

They'll probably get a wildcard spot.

Hey buds I'm in love

not with this dumpster fire of a bullpen

I'm awake. Looking up smoked rib recipes. Planning tomorrows BBQ adventure.

with who

baseball is for heteros

When did this one game playoff for the wildcard spot thing start? I'm really out of the loop on MLB.

me

yourman tier post

>team with no actual fans

wikipedia says 2012, but I thought it was older than that...

Haha just kidding I'm morbidly depressed

Wild boy

but thats wrong

I know they did a one game playoff if they two top wildcard teams had the same record. Now they do it for the two top teams regardless of record.

Yes with more to come

He's talking about his team dummy

I'm back

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>giants
>anybody's actual team

you're memeing please stop

>tfw I couldn't watch a single los doyers game in Vin's last season

Fuck the Jews that own the broadcast rights.

This shit depresses me
I can't think of anyone to replace him

wew

/thread

They can't. He's the last great announcer. He's an encyclopedia of baseball knowledge.

>classes havent even started yet and theres 2 idiots out on the curb surrounded by cops and 2 cruisers

this shithole never ceases to amaze me

I'm worried for my health guys, recently I've been crying myself to sleep more than usual, and the suicidal thoughts are becoming more common

Nope. Ontario is England: bigger, richer, more shitskins
Quebec is Scotland: less relevant, whiter, eccentric, nationalist, left leaning

Iirc of the top 5 whitest cities of over 100k in Canada, 4 are in Quebec and one is our 95% white capital that is one of the only walled cities in North America, the only non whites are Chinese tourists.

Quebec is like the pacific NW in America, easily it's best area and the promised land

If you're not too stupid to learn a second language you can get in on the fun too

You need to see a doctor. Maybe even check yourself into a mental hospital.

>Pacific Northwest
>Promised Land
You're not otherwise wrong, 2bh.

I've been thinking maybe a psychologist, but that is too embarrassing

Health is more important than what normies think about you.

And the healthy you get mentally the less you'll care.

night scene stealer

Mexico truly is a shithole

You broke my heart.

Really looking forward to tomorrow guys. Goodnight.

why?

WOAH!

Fuck you too...

Wtf i love USA now

>make a PB&J
>bread is super dry and you can barely taste the jelly

doesnt get much worse than this

Damn son, you better practice your english or else you wont have interesting topics to talk about in any date

Kys, you could've just took her to the park to talk

This, provincianos think they need money to impress bitches, kek

youtube.com/watch?v=C40CfAu-xOQ

I'm a provinciano too lol

who here /floam/

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Lol kys, fucking farmer

So which one of you fuckers got me banned a couple of days ago

me lmao

I remember this shit

fuck you
prove it

Rude, I wish I was a farmer.

that stuff smelled nasty

youtube.com/watch?v=_pDTiFkXgEE

He's right tho fuck the city.

If you're born in capitalist America, racist America, fascist America, then you're born in sin. But if you're born in socialism, you're not born in sin.

eating a really shit snack i totally ruined guys haha

what if i was born in pennsylvania

You are a vampire then

racist no doubt

Then you are probably 1/100 german and therfore also born in sin, because of muh genocides.

hehe

No memes, how long do you wear your underwear for

New pair every time I leave the house

i usually buy a bunch of underwear at once, wear them for about 5 days then throw them in the garbage

Fugg. I usually do that too, but I've been wearing this one pair for 1.5 days, and am thinking of wearing it until noon because I'm going to exercise and I figure I might as well sweat on dirty undies than clean ones

that seems pretty wasteful mane

i buy cases of boxer briefs for about $4 each

so i spent maybe $16 and dont have to wash underwear (usually it falls apart pretty fast anyways)

You niggas like raeggeton?

this J Balvin album is really good.

meant to say $16 a month

Sometimes I'll put a pair on in the morning, then if I'm out all day, I'll put a new pair on before bed because the old one gets all sweaty and gross

wtf is your problem?

Every gas station in town is out of gas and my car is on empty. Fucking gas shortage

you live in atlanta?

Why not sleep naked?
Putting on a pair of briefs only to sleep is about the most RETARDED thing I've ever heard

Personally I haven't bought new briefs in ages and they're still as good as new.
Is it the sharting that deteriorates your underwear so quickly?
What is y'all guyses problem

>gas shortage
have fun coasties

Listen Jorg, spiders crawl into your mouth while you sleep, m'kay?
What stops them from crawling into your urethra too, m'kay?
I'll tell you what-- good old tightie whities, that's what, m'kay?
Protect your testicles from being infested with spider egg sac colonies by wearing underwear

North Carolina. I apparently didn't catch that rather important item on the news and panic buy like everyone else

If you see me as your friend, I'll be your friend. If you see me as your father, I'll be your father. If you see me as your savior, I'll be your savior

*murders you*

*begins digging a hole for anons corpse*

Yeah why not this song was filmed here.
youtube.com/watch?v=0GvLP2C2w9U

Just watch Machete. I love Mexican even more now, I want to purge Texas.

I was considering a life in Northern New England, and driving up to Quebec, which is absolutely beautiful, whenever I wanted a city life.

Unfortunately, I underestimated how far things were apart. If I can't reach the Canadian cities quickly, and I'm also far away from US cities, then I'm sort of dead in the water
>be Canada
>put Toronto right next to US
>put Quebec much farther away

Toronto is how it is because of its border proximity.

Fuck this hot and muggy weather.

When is Winter coming back to save us?

real west coasters where we at?

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Feel like going to get a buffalo chicken cheesesteak and a couple of stuffed pretzels mhmm

Dunno what to do bros, my wife was all upset at me today and said I don't spend enough time with her. I try, but I work 10 hour shifts four days a week and I'm always ded tired. I definitely think she's right, but I do all this so I can take care of us. I miss her too in all honesty

>stop posting on Cred Forums aka "the biggest and most useless waster of time that offers nothing in return" for starters

Talk to her and explain it calmly.
Try to find time you'd usually don't spend together, like for example cooking some new stuff together and cleaning the dishes together afterwards. It would help if you'd manage to do something different from your routine soon, like going to the cinema or what ever, so she keeps it in mind. Small guestures might help, like bringing her flowers from time to time. But that's just my thoughts on it, I don't know you or your wife.

We outchea monica

I just inhaled and a fly went in. fucking great

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Ya I'll try. I just wish I could take some time off or something, a vacation would be perfect right now.

I'm sure she'll understand that it's not that easy. Most people can't chose when to work and when to leave. Most of us would wish to have more time for other stuff, but money makes the world go around, so you have no real choice, besides becoming jobless, or searching a new job.

COMMIE DETECTED

It's so marvelous,
don't you know?
It's so marvelous,
haven't you realized?

I like Mexico

>married
You sound like white trash.
Just tell her to go to her cousin Steve if she needs a fuck.

I am hungry. Is there any traditional canadian dish besides poutine I could prepare for lunc`h?

1

2

No

Step

too bad. I'll just cook something different than.

So pewdiepie is "broke" and opened a patreon and people are already blowing 3000$ down his asshole.
I wish I were a jewtuber

Need a succ ASAP

Source?

His channel obviously, should be one of the newest videos still

It was a joke

aha

>on round 3 of a painful poop

im finished buds

this is killing me

i leave my porn collection to user

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>can't stop eating trash food at end of my graveyard shift

I just got off graveyard too. What do you do?

chub b boi

i miss working nights

vampiremode is so peaceful, the world is slowed down and empty

hmm

Yes?

It's not over yet

who /dutchgf2016/ here?

bit picky

i forgot

To poo in the loo?

Honestly, we need to cull all weebs.
These degenerates need to be pruned from God's green Earth, so they stop blemishing His vision.

this 2bh

>To prefer Donald Trump over Hillary Clinton one must be a real lunatic

Is this sentence correct? One of our leftist meme-tier politicians tweeted this today, but it seems a little off to me.

Looks ok to me, it could have been structured differently but it definitely works.

Hmmm

im with her

Answer my question, leaf. I would have structured it like this
>One must be a real lunatic...

Your way of structuring it would be correct.

youtube.com/watch?v=lS56_MfEnrg

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

Thanks. Is the other way wrong or just uncommon?

youtube.com/watch?v=sJQhj-bGv10
Brazillian ants vs Indian ants hosted in Canada by a Chinese dude. Indian ants figuratively gangrape the Brazillian ants

It would be correct if it had a comma between the words "Clinton," and "one." The sentence also sounds very unnatural.

How the fuck do I keep getting Canadian pennies in my change, I live in fucking Arizona too

hmu with her sisters number senpai

Can you even pay with those in the US?

Some time ago there was a trend in germany among turkish kids to try and pay with some worthless turkish coins that looked almost identical to 50 cent coins to scam cashiers.

Canadians cross the border to buy milk, they use Canadian money, including pennies.
People want to get rid of them and pass them on to oblivious idiots such as yourself.

I mean the difference is so insignificant, it's easy to but you're not supposed to.
Is something wrong, having a bad day?

I just read an article's comment section.

In Canada American coins are quite common.

Honestly man, my US dollars were accepted everywhere in Toronto, I felt like a god

Post article bud

submitted a banner for Cred Forums

Show so I can vote.

i make more money than all of you

share article plz

I have no job, no bully ;__;

nobody cares

It's just cut paste from a large image. pls no h8
>captcha is CANA
where is cana chan?

>you're cunt
>do you know this man?

Montreal is less than an hour from rouse point, NY. Quebec City can't be more than 3 hours from the Maine border.

Also Toronto is not even close. You have to detour all the way around Lake Ontario coming from buffalo

Lil B is a national treasure

hi

WHY IS THIS GNERAL SO FUCKING SLOW?

i live there

hi, Riga

I'm going to go insane

My roomies don't fall asleep until 2:30 and wake up at 6 to go to the gym

just submitted a banner
pretty sure i'm gonna win

Can you post the side view of that bridge?

need help pls

The kids are at school.

helped u

post

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here you go

D.A.K.

16.10.16

funny
thanks

And I doubt a damn one speaks french.

Who /subhuman/ here?

fuck dem ISIS niggas

drill bits i believe

i don't recognize the fittings on the front but they look like they'd attach to a drill

Canadians haven't even made pennies since 2012 fyi.

I actually get Canadian currency in my pocket change much less often than I did 5 or 10 years ago (Canada is an hour drive from here). I suspect that's due to gains in automation over the past decade. Quarters are especially easy, because the Canadian quarter is a bit thinner and I don't think it has ridges.

Sorry. If you don't follow, I mean by this that the machines like to spit out the Canadian money because they can tell it is different. If it doesn't get spit out at the grocery store automated check-out, it'll probably get spit out at the bank.

America, how do taxes work?

Government takes a cut of your income in exchange for "protecting you".

It's extortion, calling it theft is a bit of a stretch.

I hugged a depressed Canadian today

So i only have to pay a % of what i make in a job?
Not from what i buy?
Also any kind of earning? Lets say i sold something used or a car, do i have to pay taxes for that too?
For giving a service too?

thanks btw

We have income tax at the federal level and sales tax in most states.

You pay property taxes on land you own and cars (i think boats - being vehicles - also are taxed). I literally had to go pay my property tax on my car this morning to get my tags renewed.

But to some it up, you have taxes taken from your paycheck by the feds, sales tax on purchased goods at the state level, and pay taxes on property you own at the county/city level. Some cities also have a tax specifically for school budgets.

I live in an old school southern state though, it does vary from state to state.

>So i only have to pay a % of what i make in a job?
yes

>Not from what i buy?
here we have 5% gst added to whatever you buy, plus every province except alberta has pst of some % added on to that(lmao at that one cuckvince that pays 14% tax on purchases)

>Also any kind of earning? Lets say i sold something used or a car, do i have to pay taxes for that too?
probably should but no one would report it

>For giving a service too?
did you make money? you probably have to pay taxes.

i hate niggers

i hate poland

youtu.be/mIxxL-yhnsY

I hate you both

i hate you all

I hate you more

i love polish niggers

i've been crippin since the late 80s

>canadian crips

maplenigger

my drug dealer is a 5'8 blood haha

found his FB and he's an aspiring rapper too lmfao

>Canadian women wearing maple syrup scented perfume

muh dick

just picked my first lock that wasn't the training lock lads

Nice what you gun do with yo new skill?

rob a sperm bank cause im a cum guzzling fag

My dealer is a 5'6" Chicano who got shot twice in the leg by a nigger.
I ended up befriending him and its funny seeing this guy next to me since I'm 6'4".
I just wanted to type something irrelevant

USA is scary

I used to live in a small hick town, 1000 people max within how many miles. I once found a bunch of crip graffiti out in the woods on a big rock.

>pc is fucked for some reason tonight
>third time restarting it in the middle of a COH2 game

ree

sick

You guys should come visit Quebec!
I'll be your qt guide! :3

what part of quebec are you from

Im bored, /cum/

dance for my amusement

Montreal

yessuh massuh

youtube.com/watch?v=n-LI3jwd8Hg

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:O

How do I increase my social skills without talking to people?

good stuff

talk to yourself

but remember that you're alone when you do this

if you start talking to yourself and you aren't alone anymore it's time to stop and go outside

Try to get multiple voices in your head so you have people to talk to without talking to actual people.

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dumb all your points in Charisma

i wish i had a nice night job..

the best part was the drive home

nothing but orange streetlights down the whole way home, hardly ever a car on the road

now i work normie hours outdoors

the punishing southern sun is now my god

>ywn cuddle with american in bed

dump*

heh heh, whoops

>despite being a literal spawn of Satan, Rem still holds up good Christian values and regularly attends service

Care to explain this, atheists?

>trudeau and the liberals are probably planning an australia style gun grab

Anime isn't real. As my aunt puts it, its "foolishness".

>anime isnt real

what else would you expect from media whose target demographic is adolescents

the australian firearm shit is one of the few things from the far right i take seriously

because it was so damn successful

stay armed brother, a responsible citizen of his community is willing to defend it

your ant succed me off last nitge

so successful in what?

Business idea: Steal expensive books from the school library and then sell them for profit.

youtube.com/watch?v=t-9pDZMRCpQ

brings a tear to my eye, buds

Me right now at work

business plan: sell anti-theft alarms to the school library to catch fools trying to steal books

business Idea: sell defunct anti-theft alarms to suckers

successful in taking in and destroying thousands upon thousands of firearms

business idea

start a forum where alarm salesman and burglars can bounce ideas off eachother

I really wonder if they would try something like that here

Unfortunately Canada has a very weird political system, where in a majority government can literally do whatever the fuck they want and there is essentially no recourse

Historically this hasn't been a big deal because our governments have generally been relatively moderate and benevolent

But if someone wanted to be a real cunt and really fuck things up they definitely have the power to

Hey, Canadinyans, won't you mind if I immigrate to your country?

there's lots of polacks here, i don't have a problem with them

if you take the place of muslim i'm happy

>anime

"No."

>tfw I do this all the time
feels good man

I'd like to think trudeau doesn't have the balls

but leftists haaaaaaaaate guns rights

What is your opinion on the queen?

Why are Canadians so nice and tolerant in contrast to United Stated Americans?

the queen can break her hip

Well, she's nice, like my grandma.

we let thousands of you immigrate here, how can you say we're not nice

i'm betting you haven't met an actual american before

most are so friendly and forthcoming it's uncomfortable

americans are really nice too, you'll find that out if you visit

We have an entire city dedicated to the Polish.

americans are autistically nice

like

they can't be next to you for more than 3 seconds without engaging in a conversation because they find silence awkward

happens in lines, elevators, etc. fucking annoying

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