/brit/

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Culo rojo

*exposes penis*

have a nice warm coffee and put a teabag in it
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Did Poleaboo go to jail?

Well good morning to you

*backhands you across the face*

I will NOT have that sort of indecent behavior in my /brit/

no

though in /britfeel/ some people were messing about with him yesterday while he was trying to sort out his university thing and now the uni thinks he's insane or something

*starts a cult*

people just need to learn
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off to work

So he's not guilty... Fuck

Is he trying to get back in?

me on the gameshow network
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yes he is trying to get back in

Lmao that looks like something you'd see in Chapelles Show

I hope it snows later this year

morning lads

Good morning

A friend of mine who's a gay furry has actually gone to france to have gay furry bum sex with a french furry

what a madman

It hasn't snowed properly near me for almost 5 years now.

why would you be friends with him

freak

tell him to send you a postcard

and here you are shitposting about it
who really won faggot

Bit gay

Just seen some stupid paki blasting awful rnb "music" out of his car at this time fucking paki bastard

rnb is for patrticians

Loads of poo just came out

they have no shame.

you should shut the fuck up. and don't ever come to Cred Forums around 8 in the morning. go have an english breakfast and visit the queen

why has it been so hard for me to get out of bed recently

went to bed at 10:45 yesterday and it was even harder to get out of bed this morning than usual

THAILAAAD

>Came out
Came out of what? The closet?

just had a very shitty poo. had to wipe my bum for like 5 minutes

Who are rnb?

Now this is the perfect job for me.

The hype and fascination about a new banknote shows us how hypnotised everyone is

ricky n bob my mates

stay woke

I went to bed at 3 and woke up at 5 to go to work. Feel like keeling over desu, need to do something about my sleep.

>yank banter attempt

watching peep show clips

>American banter

Oh boy

>The hype and fascination about a new banknote shows us how hypnotised everyone is

let's see whose laughing when you wake up to see this outside your front door

trotskyists jerk off with that pic

well lets see your face when your "navy" is met by this

Go flip off your mom you jerkweed

going to work bye

i'm not attempting to suck anyones dick. i'm trying to point out that complaining about your life on Cred Forums at least before noon is totally pathetic and sad.

wish I had a pet deer
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gag yourself with a spoon dickwad

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Oops, sorry lad

the gf

Have a nice day

Mike Ashley on BBC Breakfast lol

read "Ashley on BBC" and got excited ngl

me speaking to my fellow mandem

crash into the thames and die on impact you piece of shit

Hilarious

So hilarious in fact that Seth McFarlane Show #4 already made an episode about it

just go to bed earlier you gimp

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>thames
americans pronounce this as "tthaayms"

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Rain season soon lads

I fall asleep when I get home from work so I can't sleep at night. Keep trying to just stay up but I just fall asleep in my desk chair if I don't lay down.

what time do you get home from work?

high quality Cred Forums meme

Why do modern socialists have such a hard on for refugees? Pretty sure old school labour didn't like foreigners for hurting British workers. When did this shift take place?

here's that reply you were waiting for you greedy cunt

3, staying up until 10 or 11 is a slog.

If you're going to fight for the everyman, then you have to fight for literally everyone.

here's that dick you were waiting for lmao

internationalist socialism is seein a resurgence

jesus christ...how'd you know i wanted to suck a dick

Becuase they're rebels for the status quo now

See: Antifa goons that think some beer-bellied unemployed Neo-Nazis are more of a threat to the Left than the "1%"

Waiting for coffee to brew in my Bialetti moka pot

alri hannibal

if i dont have anything on i can sleep for 14 hours desu

When Labour decided to start working for the interests of big corporations instead of the working man

The average leftist is just a useful idiot who thinks they're being hip and progressive by wanting refugees when in reality they're furthering the cause of the devaluation of labour

Good luck having a union be of any use when there's a million people waiting to take your place

No one who supports the working man can also support immigration of unskilled workers
They're actually actively working against socialist ideals ironically enough

We'll they seem to have forgotten the working class of Britain don't give two shits about the working class in other countries.

youtube.com/watch?v=O50jl-nLYVU

Socialist worker is literally an MI6 asset

Of course they do, all oppressed people support one another. Just because the illiterate chavs don't REALISE that they support the refugees coming here, doesnt mean that Labour should change it's course

You'd think they'd take a look at a history book and see the failure of it as a whole

Socialism in One Country works
Trotskyism does not

Labour don't seem to care they've lost huge portions of their traditional voting Base by holding this stance.

Trotsky was a working for the british intelligence, and receiving blessings from wall street bankers

Daily reminder that the Mexican autist is fat

Pirate scumbag

Just unironically bought a Macbook lads

By the next election, people will realise how wrong they were and come back to Labour en masse after the Tories spend their time in office literally killing innocent women and children

A genuine embarrassment. I'm all for letting people believe what they want, but to think the earth is a few thousand years old and evolution is a myth is just beyond tin foil hat. But I guess I shouldn't say anything. For example, personally I believe alien life exists, in a universe this big, surely another planet had the same kind of luck we had.

Makes sense since he hated Stalin and his ideals lead to the devaluation of labour

>For example, personally I believe alien life exists, in a universe this big, surely another planet had the same kind of luck we had.

This is another thing Labour get wrong. There are more people doing just fine in this country than disabled people and poor people going to food banks. Trying to appeal almost exclusively to the poorest in society and not offering anything to everyone else is stupid.

Goyim who believed in Trotsky's lies were helping the nazis, for example tukhachevsky

What allows our planet to sustain life is our moon

We have yet to observe a planet within a habitable zone that has a moon like ours

>Ken Ham
wew lads

Pretty sure he's in prison for tax dodging.

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/03/22/russian-man-to-undergo-worlds-first-full-head-transplant/

alri which model

Yeah, we have yet to observe one, but there's a chance there is one or maybe more. The unknown factor makes it exciting.

The new 2016 Macbook with one port

post fucking machines

Post machines

pre fucking machines

Always was weird to me that an aussie was such a strong-believing creationist. Not sure why. Just not something I would picture

Australia has a very large evangelical population

I find it weird when anyone who isn't a Yank or a nig is a strong Christian

A talking snake is believable, but the whole 7 days thing is just ridiculous

According to census figures, the percentage of secular people in Australia has been steadily growing since the 1970s.

Only thing weird about it to me is he's one of the most popular ones because lord knows how many we got here in the good ol usa.

Big Asos delivery is coming today. Gonna be looking VERY good VERY soon ;)

youtube.com/watch?v=UNq9gmY_Oz4
tune

my parents are evangelicals and go to a kooky pentecostal church where people talk in tongues and do all kinds of crazy shit.

>pentecostal church where people talk in tongues and do all kinds of crazy shit
Wait we actually have those? I always thought of foreigners when I thought of that shit. I always thought Australian Christianity was just your lukewarm protestantism and Catholic priests molesting kids.

Need... y-you *yawns* out of business... sunshine... zzzzzz

Oh and Orthodox wogs of course.

Do they huff petrol and talk to the ghosts of their ancestors?

hmm
probably going to have to have my wisdom teeth removed lads
not looking forward to it

The Bill Nye debate is the reason he got so famous.

yes no maybe

Where are you finding these rare tims?

kek
reverse google searching this image gives an image of Vinay

His twitter

>way back in da dreamtime brudda

My parents did the same for a while and forced me to go and then once I saw the speaking in tongues thing I just couldn't put up with it anymore and told them to fuck off I'm not going anymore

I remember one time the pastor gave a sermon on how physical objects could be possessed by evil spirits so you shouldn't have any statues of Buddha or the like in your house even if it's just a souvenir from a trip

Then on another occasion he claimed that a Christian man in China had raised an infant from the dead who had been dead for like a week and the parents kept the body out of grief

Never did hear any creationist stuff from him though

Got that one off his Twitter when the gimmick was first taking off

ah yes

is there any reason why a bus wouldn't stop at a bus stop.

There were likely Irishmen waiting there

Whatever happened to viewing the lesser races as literal animals to be used for the benefit of the white man?

have you ever heard of hillsong church? its one of the biggest in australia and is a pentacostal nut house.

one was driving the bus

Ah yes. When the dentist staff broke his doorbell.

If you're talking about the Australian government seeing Abos as part of the native flora and fauna thing, that's just a meme somebody made up a while ago.
I thought all they did was just sing and talk about god.

nah. theyre not abos. if church was that fun i might have become a christian.

I can't stand it when my doorbell rings cause I'm never expecting anyone and it's usually just the postman dropping off a package but it always startles me

>she hasn't texted me back in over 24 hours
youtube.com/watch?v=bAJ_74tDZzU

>Huffing petty
>Fun

engaging in a bit of the old hydration

That's very mean desu, Abos seem harmless enough.

We're they ever used as slaves? Are there any clever civilised Abos? Are they good at any sports? Do they have any part in the mainstream culture?

A lot of evangelical churches will put out the public perception that it's just normal worship with a band or some shit but then when you actually go they break out the nutty shit like speaking in tongues and claiming to prophesy directly from God right then and there

Once at the evangelical church I was at a woman started screaming in tongues and then someone across the church shouted "I have the translation for that!" and began to speak in plain English what he claimed the direct message from God was

Don't know what kind of psychological phenomenon goes on in those places but it's absolutely mental

Voted for Brexit earlier this year. Finally got my dual citizenship just in time to vote for Trump as well. I'm high on meme magic, lads.

when i got mine out the dentist gave me injections to numb my jaw the went about sawing, ripping and breaking my wisdom teeth out. they were growing side ways so he had to fuck around a bit. would have much preferred to be put to sleep. recovery time wasnt too long. my jaw swelled up like a circus freak though. got strong meds too. 6/10 would have teeth removed again.

The first Australian cricket team to tour internationally was a team composed entirely of abos and played in England in the 1860s. Apparently they did pretty good
read about it the other day desu, weird

Bit too many aussies in here for my likeing.

Mummy better hurry up and bring my McDonald's breakfast back or I'm going to kick off big time.

hmm
I was probably going to ask to be put under either way 2bh, have to see what they say

Just woke up

My brothers fucking alarm, he keeps setting it on snooze but won't get the fuck up but he got me the fuck up with it

Found great advice and support regarding my hairloss

Eating porridge

Good lad

We all dream of a team of Abos

good morning mr hussein

me in the pic (will heem any of you btw)

Literally me

nobody reply to him

mon i hope you are seeing a shrink atm

>Abos seem harmless enough.
Depends on the circumstances. Go into any mission or other predominantly Aboriginal neighbourhood and there's always a chance that you might get beaten and mugged just for being white.
>We're they ever used as slaves?
I don't think so. But I'm fairly sure they were exploited for cheap labour and by carpet baggers at different times.
>Are there any clever civilised Abos?
Yes, I've known a few over the years. Although many others are very poorly educated and see all that sort of stuff as being part of the white man's world and separate to their own.
>Are they good at any sports?
Yes. Every now and then we might see a good tennis player or somebody like that who has Aboriginal ancestry; but most tend to not play those sorts of sports. They tend to gravitate towards things like rugby league, rugby union, AFL, track and field athletics, that type of thing. Although some are very, very good at those sports.
>Do they have any part in the mainstream culture?
Absolutely. In a bunch of ways, on a bunch of levels for a bunch of different and competing reasons.

>/brit/ grasses him up
>he spends years in a legal morass not knowing if his future will be as a ward of HMPS at worst or a known offender at best
>he still posts here

the mind boggles

>I remember one time the pastor gave a sermon on how physical objects could be possessed by evil spirits

i was brought up to believe there could be evil spirits in my stuffed toys. its no wonder i have problems with anxiety

did they ever do the possessed-by-the-holy-spirit shit where someone puts their hands on them and they fall over and have a fit and after a few minutes half the church is on the floor having a fit or speaking in tongues?

Oh shit, I forgot about Cricket.
Based Andrew. They shouldn't have fired him.

>only got 250 views on my blog yesterday (from 10 different countries)
>barely anyone offers constructive advice

When Is tarted my blog, I only had 5 reads but they would all give me helpful advice

Would love to go back to those days

Just call me Monica, haven't decided on a surname yet

nah, I imagine the uni will accuse me of having mental health problems or ask if I'm seeing a shrink, then I'll reply I'm not seeing a shrink because I don't have mental health problems and it's very rude to accuse someone you just met of being a loony

Geller?

>he train from child

>there's always a chance that you might get beaten and mugged just for being white.
You stole their country, what the fuck do you expect?

>"accuse" he says

>did they ever do the possessed-by-the-holy-spirit shit where someone puts their hands on them and they fall over and have a fit and after a few minutes half the church is on the floor having a fit or speaking in tongues?

Oh yeah that shit was commonplace

And to think my parents wonder why I don't attend church these days

>stole their country

originally it wasn't theirs either

Very interesting. Thought they were just stupid desert nigs who kept to themselves.

The only time I can really remember seeing anything to do with pentecostals was when Borat went to a pentecostal church in the movie. That was some weird shit. Seems like proper mental illness.

First time I was arrested it was /r9k/ that grassed me up, some Pole

Second time it was a guy from England on 420chan

> worked asked me if i was available today
> I said i wasn't
> I actually am

>I thought all they did was just sing and talk about god.

youtube.com/watch?v=rtCmXonznqA

Whose was it? The kangaroos?

post rare frogs

>once I saw the speaking in tongues thing I just couldn't put up with it anymore and told them to fuck off I'm not going anymore
I know that feel.
When I was little I was already having my doubts about the church and their tall tales. Then one day my primary school scripture teacher (I was about ten at the time) literally told me that my dad was a sinner because he was guilty of letting my mum commit adultery when she remarried. That was pretty much the last straw and I then decided that even if there is a god that there are probably better ways to go about that than Christianity.

Theory: Abos were an incredibly intelligent, advanced race who came to Australia on boats but as soon as they got there, something about the place turner them into drooling retards who just wanted to sit around getting high, drawing shit on walls, making shit noises with pipes.

Further theory: the same thing is now happening to white Australians. Descended from pioneers and daring criminals they are now content to sit around shitposting and pissing in their own mouths.

Is it the heat?

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RIP headphone users lmao

Pretty fucked up that white people have invaded and colonised 3 out of 6 continents (plus are native to a 4th) and they think they have a right to prevent migration to any of them

Sharia Law in uk when

it was originally no one's country
same for new zealand

you are one of those white people

>Implying the Aboriginals that are alive today were the ones that lost their country or are somehow involved in that struggle
>Implying that non-Aboriginals that are alive today are the people that stole the land
Putting aside how retarded you just were:
This. The Aboriginal people didn't believe that they owned the land. They believe they were more like custodians at most and that the land was more like a caregiver of some sort. Not only that, they had no real concept of personal ownership and everything was treated as communal. You can't lose something you never believed you even owned in the first place.

now

Australia back in the days of the ancient Abos was actually filled with massive super ancient beasts, it as incredibly dangerous, surviving was the only goal

The oldest (provable) stories on record are those of the Abos and the beasts

So you believe the same fucked up shit that people who deny the Native Americans right to their land?

Fuck that's some weird shit. The next time I can tee up a candyflip I'm going to a pentecostal church.

for fucks sake I need some attention please ive been trying to get it all day

i hate the doorbell and the phone.

ARABELLAAAAAA

youtu.be/Jn6-TItCazo

I know you're kidding but a lot of early anti American thinkers actually did think something about the climate of the new world made the people born there inherently inferior

who doesnt want to contact their ancestors?

Why are Abos so shit-tier then? You'd have thought generations and generations of adaptation against giant killer animals would have led to the master race.

>dad has gone to pakiland
>smoke alarm keeps beeping
>mum keeps trying to get someone to fix it
>problem is obviously that the battery needs replacing
>I refuse to do it because it should be her responsibility now that dad is away

Those exist too, but Aboriginal people and their culture is still part of this country. Now that I've said it, there's going to be a bunch of white people calling them subhuman and all that shit, but as usual they oversimplify everything.

Tomorrow's dream headline: paki family die in house fire

Yeah there's some psychological shit going on in those places that merits being studied

Yeah it's just such an odd take on Christianity
I believe the Bible to be metaphor and it definitely offers plenty of wisdom and advice but the Pentecostals and evangelicals are so far off base in terms of what I believe Christianity to be

If I was going to ever attend church it would be a Catholic Church for sure because they seem much more in line with what I believe Christianity should be

You're the oldest male in the house aren't you?

You should do it

You can't adapt again a 10ft behemoth with a steel hard hide and razor sharp teeth than can move at a pace faster than humans over long distances

>Tomorrow's dream headline: paki family die in house fire

I'd rather hear about a mosque catching fire during Friday prayers

That's the paki way of thinking and sexist

It's weird how the further South you go in the Americas the madder things get.
>Canada and the northern US states are European-tier, have sensible liberal politics, wealthy, nice people.
>The Deep South is full of mental Christian hillbillies, Florida man, violence
>Mexico is Mexico-tier

manlets are BORN runts

what do you think a mammoth is you thick fucker

oh sorry according to your religion they didn't exist

if you didnt want australians in /brit/ you shouldnt have populated australia with british people.

>sensible liberal politics
hmm

meh that's just because of the people. chIle is best country in SA, though I suppose it does get quite cold there.

Islam isn't as stupid as Christianity, it agrees with the big bang etc.

It's Christfags who think the earth is only 4000 years old

>mammoth
not that big, deadly or fast

why do americans refuse to celebrate the resurrection of our lord and savior?

im gonna go paki bashing and youre gonna be my 1st target m8

Exactly. The hotter it gets it bakes people's heads and makes them act in odd ways.

>That's the paki way of thinking and sexist
so are you going to do it or not?

it's just a fucking battery it's not that hard

I know where you live anyway, do it or I'll burn your fucking house down

I remember listening to this paki talk about the Qur'an and he literally thought it describes the big bang. It was quite funny.

just caught this RUNT trying to escape so i gave him a good punishment in the One-Hole-Runt-Chamber

it gets chilly in chile?

Right, who wants my dick?

Jokes, memes and any other bullshit you might be harbouring aside, it doesn't quite work like that.
In their own right the Aboriginals were very intelligent. The thing of it is that they were partially nomadic, hunter-gatherer societies. So their education and therefore their knowledge was centred almost entirely around surviving a hostile environment and they excelled at it. Although it would have taken some getting used to even for them of course. Aboriginals had figured out a way of living in harmony with the land for at least 40,000 years at a conservative estimate and they did it without even a basic level of modernisation like European settlers had. Which okay, is a bit ridiculous because they didn't even have the most basic things like the wheel or even bows and arrows if I'm not mistaken. But it does also mean that they thrived in spite of that, too.
>super ancient beasts
The climate and native plantlife are typically more dangerous than the animals. If you're stranded in the wilderness, you can at least take some measures to avoid most animals and things like that. But if you don't know how to find water, build shelter or which plants will kill you if you eat them then you're totally fucked.
>So you believe the same fucked up shit that people who deny the Native Americans right to their land?
Sort of, yeah. Because it's completely true. Not only that, but you just tried to suggest that it was okay for them to beat up innocent people because of what two different groups of people did a century ago. So don't go playing that card with me.

STOP RESPONDING TO HIM

It also says humans are made out of clay

you cheeky devil.

t. just finished reading 'Guns, Germs, and Steel'

> the british are the master race despite having their empire decay into a parody of itself even though it ruled the world

Nope. Not even close.

>b&

really got to lay out a fart but not sure if it'll be noisy or not

Rate these NEETs

news.com.au/finance/treasurer-scott-morrison-vows-to-look-into-neet-duos-welfare-status/news-story/68766b70f6b41927ca25082c648bb97b?utm_content=SocialFlow&utm_campaign=EditorialSF&utm_source=News.com.au&utm_medium=Facebook

>it's a "poley gets banned again" episode

my personal favourit e

>hurr dey live in hurrmony with mutter earth

literally every race did this at one point. your averase Australian white if properly trained could learn to survive in the wild. average abo could never live like a civilized Saxon man.

>Anglo culture and the English language dominate the world
>Brits are not the master race

alri thainonce

youtube.com/watch?v=cQuqs2LrXbo

pakis out.

smashed my favourite mug this morning

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474320086437.webm

what the FUCK is going on with the lefts face

the classics are back in fashion

*squeals loudly and scrabbles at the back of the wood panelling in your backroom as you're trying to take a shit*

ehehehehehee.....

*eyes you through a crack in the wood*
*screeches menacingly as you look back and make horrified eye contact*

> that webm

H O W L I N G

Yeah; and? I'm not disputing any of that. Or do you just go on here and try to start arguments?

>gook girls

*rattles the bars of my cage and starts frothing at the mouth*

hahaha

*looks behind me worringly*

hmmm

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Fuck sakes more of my hairs are going grey

So that's a yes on the starting arguments/trolling thing then? Glad we got that sorted.

Nick Clegg shines with his intelligence and pragmatism. He is hated for being neither Conservative nor Labour, and yet in my eyes that demonstrate his integrity. Lib Dems made a difference in government in the way they blocked major conservative plans. The last Conservative government wouldn't have never been able to damage public service in this country if the Lib Dems had not been voted out. Sadly to appreciate Nick Clegg's speech, one need to have some solid knowledge of the world and the ability to decipher through news paper's partisanship. That is not given to everyone.

CLOONEH

>tee up a candyflip

im not sure what that means but they dont have the mass possessions every time they go to church. usually its when there is a guest speaker from america who is an expert at getting people to fall over and has some hype around him. people speak in tongues and get prophecies "from god" about each other most sundays though.

is this why we put the runts on a farm, daddy?

Watching that film where Geoffrey Rush is really good at the piano

*walks up behind you and kicks your back in, hard enough to damage your spine*

*hear scratching at my feet*
*look down to fine two eyes staring back at me manically*
*fire blankly into the hole*

have a (you). on the house.

Ha, the voters might not appreciate but my mom certainly does. Showed her a few videos of him and she was clearly sexually attracted to him.

Anyone watch the last episode of Joanna Lumley in Japan?
Could imagine some of you lot at that gig with all the virgins haha

youtube.com/watch?v=GRPoiTHMuzc

greatest scene in all of cinematic history, me on the piano on the left

I mean if I can organise to do LSD and MDMA at the same time again I'll go. Although apparently I need to do some research to see when they're getting a guest speaker in.

new

you dumb fucking aussie cunt you're so fucking early

ahhhhhhhh

holy shit why did i even do this i thought we were at bump limit oh god janny is going to blow his LID when he sees this

*gets on my knees in front of you
*gently kisses and massages your crotch, feeling the slight outline of your shaft and running a finger down it slowly*
*looks up at you*
*slowly undoes your fly*

dumb fucking kangaroo loving cuntfuck

you'll awake him

>Slaps you with a newspaper
GET OUT OF HERE YOU FUCKING CUNT I'M LISTENING TO VELVET UNDERGROUND

>The Deep South is full of mental Christian hillbillies, Florida man, violence

niggers

Is the Melbourne Shuffle the height of Australian '''''culture'''''?

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474099807762.webm

the janitor haha

bit anxious today

Nut status: done in

Good work janny

take the risk. live a little.

You both know that thread was shit and deserved to be deleted

> as we speak, janny is giving me a right hard spanking for making the thread early

youtube.com/watch?v=umF1kfVujhM

French """""""music""""""""""

keep up the important work janny!

Janny was right to sweep that one up but now he'll have his eye on us and won't let us have a new thread until we're on 600 posts. He does not appreciate being woken up this early.

duolingo is still down lads
I've got 3 hours left before I lose my streak
I hope it goes up before then

How can we tip the janitor?

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Janny you bloody nonce we were well into a new thread.
Leave it next time or I'll heem you.

>janny rhymes with fanny

It seems fine here..

a 10ft monolith just appeared in the runt camp and now they're all hyper-violent lads

Dog was lying by my legs, the postman knocked on the door and as she got up to run downstairs and bark at him she pushed off against my bollocks with her back leg.

Still not caught my fucking breath Jesus Christ

going to eat at nando's for the first time ever today

Just calculate a percentage of his salary. I'm quite a generous tipper, usually give him 30%

found a runt loin-cloth in my wife's linen today lads

RUNTED

oop, cheeky.

ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS
EXCEPT EUROPE
ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE

give it a swift kicking to the head, thatll teach it

so here we are then
the presenters of radio 1

ah yes, literally whos, a complete bellend, Scott Mills and Greg James

burn it with a fag next time you've got one to teach it to behave

It's like John Cleese said about people taking the word of Jesus literally. Jesus was an intelligent man and intelligent people don't speak only in literal terms. They use figurative language, hyperbole, abstract thought and other forms of rhetoric. Taking that type of rhetoric literally is retarded.

Haven't listened to Radio 1 since based Moyles left

Lads, what would a grade 5 on the back and sides with a grade 7 on top look like?

chris moyles show

international radio one

haha it's back to that time lads
10 days
5000 words

what are you talking about?

That's the haircut your mum made you get in school

On your fat blockhead, with your disgusting face? Awful.

Need the normies out of business

Really? Damn that was so long ago, I can barely remember. I just want a kinda normie haircut but nothing too over the top

need mcdonalds out of business 2bh

radio 1 is for mongs

You'd probably look a bit like that shithead cousin from the Home Alone movies.

Go to a lady hairdresser with a picture of what you want. Get her to tell you what to ask or in future to get that. Then go to your regular barber in future and parrot what she said to you until it becomes "the same as always, cheers"

I wanked over a dirty video of myself from a couple of years ago last night.

the normies? is that a band?

Just get this

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I'm a bit devastated about being born in a male body to be honest

>Cripple takes it in good humour
>Woman refuses to enjoy herself
About what I expected really.

JANNY

dont forget your huarache

You weren't born IN a male body, you were born AS a male body
And will be until you die

literally me (not literally)

That worked out well for you. But anyway what the hell was going on in that picture?

pop a xannie?

Called my dog a fucking beige bastard for stepping on my bollocks earlier

might help

Sometimes farmers/researchers punch holes in the sides of cows with an access hole to one of their stomachs so they can inspect the quality of the stomach contents and make sure the cow is digesting properly. There's a lid that covers the hole when you don't need to reach into the cow's stomach. Pretty gruesome.

>i do not enjoy radio 4
fuckin normies

Ah yes, yes

Didn't he get evicted?

not yet

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannulated_cow

>Radio 4

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it's not loading for me

So fucking glad I'm not a cow.

youre gay now.

i cant go to work without becoming anxious by the end of the day. even if i take some xannax. its a fucking curse. makes me want to kill myself.

I wonder if it hurts them.